WELCOME TO MADNESS:
The screen fades in with the epic NPCW theme blaring—a dramatic orchestral track blending festive bells and intense drums. A montage begins, showcasing the key events leading up to tonight's highly anticipated card.
Wicked Witch and The Coven’s vicious sneak attacks on Mrs. Claus and Dorothy, set to menacing, shrieking strings.
A fast-paced montage of The Polar Bears defeating the Reindeer Coalition to claim the NPCW Tag Team Titles at Nightmare at the North Pole, ending with the triumphant Bears roaring in the ring.
Highlights of The Big Bad Wolf defeating Frosty and Rudolph in hard-fought battles, advancing to tonight’s Northern Lights Title Tournament Finals. Big Bad Wolf is shown howling to the audience, his sinister grin sending chills through the screen.
Nutcracker Captain’s technical prowess on display as he scores decisive victories over Jack Frost and Robin Hood, securing his own spot in the Tournament Finals. His stoic salutes to the fans are met with roaring jeers.
The montage crescendos with Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster Bash ambushing Santa Claus — a brutal scene of chaos, as Santa valiantly tries to fight off the Monster and his ghoulish allies. The screen cuts to black as a haunting laugh echoes.
The Camera Cuts to the Arena:
The North Pole Arena is decked out in dazzling holiday lights and icy decorations, with an electric crowd waving signs like “Santa’s Revenge!” and “Nutcracker FTW!”
Johnny “The Mic” Michaels enthusiastically welcomes viewers: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the event where dreams and nightmares collide—this is NPCW: MADNESS! I’m Johnny ‘The Mic’ Michaels, and we are LIVE from the sold-out North Pole Arena!”
Eddie “The Expert of Elocution” Ellington quips with a sly grin: “Oh, spare me the theatrics, Johnny. The only dreams tonight are for the Claus Cult to be finally destroyed!. And I, for one, can’t wait.”
Panning the Crowd:
The camera sweeps over the vibrant audience, pausing on notable stars seated in the crowd:
Ebeneezer Scrooge, looking sour but stylish in a top hat and scarf, seated beside a gloomy Commissioner Bob Cratchit and an intrigued President Jacques Renaud in the Commissioner’s Box.
A thunderous cheer erupts as the camera finds Chief Referee Buddy the Elf enthusiastically waving to fans and offering everyone a maple syrup-covered candy cane.
Frost Giants loom in the upper deck, their icy glares intimidating even from afar.
Damian Black from the GCW is in attendance grimly taking in the events.
Back to the Announce Desk:
Johnny, full of excitement: “Folks, you can feel the energy in the air—what a night we have ahead! And don’t forget, we’ve got Santa Claus himself looking to send Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster Bash straight to the Naughty List!”
Eddie, with a sarcastic laugh: “Oh, please, Johnny. Santa barely made it out of that attack alive! My money’s on the Monster Bash to flatten the big guy like a gingerbread cookie.”
KEY MATCH REVIEW
Johnny (beaming with energy): "Folks, we’ve got a STACKED card tonight here at MADNESS! And trust me, it’s going to live up to its name. Let’s talk about the key matches on tonight’s card, starting with an absolute grueling challenge for one brave woman. Mrs. Claus is stepping into the ring for a gauntlet match—four opponents in a row, all in fifteen-minute, no-disqualification bouts! That’s right, Eddie, if Mrs. Claus wins, she’ll earn a coveted spot in April’s Queen of the North tournament!"
Eddie (mocking smirk): "Oh please, Johnny. The Queen of the North tournament? Like Mrs. Claus has time to rule a kingdom when she’s still baking cookies and dusting Santa’s suit! Let’s be real here—this isn’t about the tournament. She just wants the Wicked Witch so she can play hero. Spoiler alert: it’s not going to end well for her."
Johnny (serious tone): "Now hold on a second, Eddie. Mrs. Claus has shown time and again that she’s tougher than she looks. This match isn’t just about vengeance—it’s about proving herself. And don’t forget, no-disqualification rules mean she can get as hardcore as anyone!"
Eddie (rolling his eyes): "Sure, sure. Let’s see if Mrs. Claus can pick herself up after the first opponent stomps her into the gingerbread mat. Next!"
Johnny (ignoring Eddie's sarcasm): "Alright, moving on, we’ve got the Northern Lights Title Tournament Finals! It’s the Big Bad Wolf versus Nutcracker Captain—two of the most dangerous competitors in NPCW! Eddie, I’ve gotta ask—who’s your pick here?"
Eddie (leaning back, smug): "Tough call, Johnny. On one paw, you’ve got the Big Bad Wolf. He’s been unstoppable lately, and let’s not forget about the Wolf Pack. Those guys are like a pack of rabid dogs, always waiting to pounce. But on the other hand… Nutcracker Captain? That guy’s a battle-hardened veteran. Experience is everything in this business, Johnny, and Nutcracker might just crack the Wolf’s skull before he knows what hit him. My verdict? Eh, flip a coin!"
Johnny (laughing): "Spoken like a true professional, Eddie. One thing’s for sure—this one is going to be a war."
Eddie (grinning): "And let’s be honest, no matter who wins, they’re both heels. The real winners? Me, and the fans who appreciate good ol’ villainy!"
Johnny (with a knowing shake of his head): "And that brings us to our MAIN EVENT—the Madness Six-Man Tag Team Match! Santa Claus, Rudolph, and Van Helsing team up to take on the Monster Bash: Frankenstein’s Monster, Kong, and Ogre. And get this—the special stipulation tonight is that whoever scores the pinfall or submission will also walk out as the NPCW Champion!"
Eddie (cutting in, sarcastically): "What a brilliant move by the Commissioner’s office! Santa thinks he has a chance, but he’s got two so-called teammates who’ll be eyeing that title for themselves. It’s poetic justice!"
Johnny (serious again): "Eddie, you and I both know the deck is stacked against Santa here. The Commissioner’s office practically handed this match to the Monster Bash on a silver platter."
Eddie (mock shock): "Oh, poor Santa! Maybe he can ask the elves to build him a trophy for participation. Johnny, I think it’s about time Santa realized this isn’t the jolly old North Pole workshop—it’s MADNESS! The big guy’s going down tonight, and I’m going to love every second of it."
Johnny (glaring at Eddie): "Well, you’re entitled to your opinion, Eddie, no matter how misguided it is. But enough talk—it’s time for the action to begin. Let’s head to the ring where our new ring announcer, Louie Linville, is ready to introduce the competitors for the first match!"
The camera cuts to the ring, where Louie Linville, dressed in a sharp blue suit with an icy silver bowtie, stands ready with a microphone.
MATCH #1 THE GAUNTLET CHALLENGE
Backstage Vigil
In the quiet tension of the backstage area, Dorothy, Alice, Gretel, and Scarlett Howl are gathered, their eyes glued to the monitors. Each woman radiates a steely vigilance, ensuring the Coven doesn’t attempt another surprise attack like the chaos earlier in the night. Gretel, the more practical of the group, mutters instructions, keeping the group in tight formation near the monitor. Scarlett Howl paces restlessly, her claws twitching as she snarls under her breath. Alice grips the hilt of her weapon tightly, while Dorothy exhales softly, a glint of determination in her eyes as her silver slippers catch the dim light.
Dorothy (firmly): "If the Coven tries anything tonight, they’ll have to get through us first."
Gretel (nodding): "Let’s stay sharp. The Witch never plays fair, and neither does her Coven."
The group exchanges a collective nod, their camaraderie palpable as they keep watch, their determination burning as brightly as their loyalty to Mrs. Claus.
In the Ring: Louie Linville Introduces the Match
The arena buzzes with excitement as Louie Linville, standing tall in the center of the ring with his trademark powerful voice, commands the room: Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to MADNESS! Tonight's opening contest is a special Gauntlet Challenge Match! The rules are simple: Mrs. Claus will face FOUR opponents, one at a time, in 15-minute no-disqualification matches. She must win each bout to advance! Should she emerge victorious against all four competitors, she will secure a spot in next month’s prestigious Queen of the North Tournament!"
The crowd erupts in cheers, but Linville raises a hand, his dramatic timing impeccable. Louie Linville (pausing for effect): "And now… without further ado, coming down the aisle, the FIRST LADY OF CHRISTMAS, hailing from the North Pole itself… MRS. CLAUS!"
The Arrival of Mrs. Claus
The rousing sound of Mrs. Claus’s entrance theme—a mix of regal brass and pounding drums—blasts through the speakers. The crowd leaps to its feet, chanting her name, but tonight, Mrs. Claus is all business. She strides down the aisle with steely determination, her usual warm and jovial demeanor replaced by a fiery focus. Not a high-five, wave, or nod is given to the cheering fans as she marches toward the ring.
Johnny “The Mic” Michaels notes the shift immediately. Johnny: "Look at her eyes, Eddie. Mrs. Claus isn’t here to entertain tonight. She’s here to FIGHT. The Wicked Witch may not be in this match, but you can tell Mrs. Claus is channeling all her rage and resolve for that eventual showdown!"
Eddie (snarky): "Oh, give me a break, Johnny. Save the motivational speeches for story hour. Mrs. Claus won’t even make it past her FIRST opponent tonight. I mean, look at her! She’s madder than a melted snowman—but that won’t win matches, now will it?"
Mrs. Claus Stares Down the Entrance
As Mrs. Claus steps through the ropes, she adjusts her red gloves and scans the entrance ramp like a lioness hunting her prey. The crowd simmers in anticipation. Finally, Louie Linville raises his microphone once again: Louie Linville: "And her first opponent tonight… THE SWEET FAIRY HERSELF… THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY!"
The arena gasps collectively, followed by a chorus of boos, as the whimsical yet sinister music of the Sugar Plum Fairy plays. She twirls onto the stage in a glittering violet dress, carrying a candy cane-shaped scepter. Her saccharine smile oozes smug confidence as she dances down the aisle, ignoring the jeering crowd.
Tension Builds
Johnny: "What a choice for Mrs. Claus’s first opponent! These two are no strangers to each other—they’ve been rivals for YEARS, dating back to their bitter feud over the old North Pole Women’s Championship!"
Eddie: "And let me tell you, Johnny, there’s no way Mrs. Claus is skipping past this one like it’s a Christmas morning stroll. The Sugar Plum Fairy is as ruthless as she is sweet. Mark my words, this gauntlet ends RIGHT here."
GAUNTLET #1 VS SUGAR PLUM FAIRY
In the ring, Mrs. Claus doesn’t flinch as the Sugar Plum Fairy steps through the ropes. The two lock eyes—Mrs. Claus’s glare meeting Sugar Plum’s sly, taunting grin. The referee signals for the bell, but the tension in the air makes it feel like time has stopped.
Johnny: "And here we go, folks! The bell rings, and Mrs. Claus wastes no time locking up with the Sugar Plum Fairy. You can feel the tension in the air—this is personal!"
Eddie: "Oh, please, Johnny. Personal? Mrs. Claus is just mad she’s not at home knitting scarves. Sugar Plum Fairy’s about to teach her a lesson in real wrestling."
First Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus goes in for the grapple, but Sugar Plum Fairy counters! Both women are feeling each other out here, neither gaining the upper hand just yet."
Eddie: "Feeling each other out? More like Mrs. Claus is trying to figure out what decade she’s in. Sugar Plum Fairy’s got this in the bag."
Johnny: "Wait a second—Mrs. Claus with a sudden burst of offense! She’s got the Sugar Plum Fairy in the Spreading Christmas Joy Hug! Look at the power!"
Eddie: "Power? That’s a glorified bear hug, Johnny. Sugar Plum Fairy’s just letting her have her moment before she turns this around."
Second Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus is on the attack again! She bounces off the ropes and—BAM! A devastating Christmas Lights Clothesline! Sugar Plum Fairy is down!"
Eddie: "Oh, come on! That was a cheap shot! Honest Abe should’ve called that an illegal move. What’s next, Johnny? Is she going to hit her with a fruitcake?"
Johnny: "It’s a no-disqualification match, Eddie. Everything’s legal tonight!"
Eddie: "Yeah, yeah. Legal doesn’t mean fair. Sugar Plum Fairy’s just lulling her into a false sense of security."
Third Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus is relentless! She’s got the Sugar Plum Fairy locked in the Claus Clutch! Look at the torque on that camel clutch—she’s trying to make her submit!"
Eddie: "Oh, give me a break. Sugar Plum Fairy’s not going to tap out to some amateur submission hold. She’s got more fight in her pinky than Mrs. Claus has in her whole body!"
Johnny: "Sugar Plum Fairy’s trying to counter—she’s going for a guillotine choke! But Mrs. Claus powers through! What resilience!"
Eddie: "Resilience? More like stubbornness. Someone get the Fairy a candy cane to whack her with!"
Fourth Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus is going for the pin after a thunderous Claus Crunch! One… two… NO! Sugar Plum Fairy kicks out at the last second!"
Eddie: "Of course she kicked out! Did you really think Mrs. Claus was going to win with a glorified belly flop? Please, Johnny, this match is far from over."
Johnny: "You’ve got to admire Mrs. Claus’s determination, Eddie. She’s giving it everything she’s got!"
Eddie: "Yeah, and it’s still not enough. Sugar Plum Fairy’s just biding her time."
Fifth Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus locks in the Claus Clutch again! She’s wrenching back with everything she has!"
Eddie (in disbelief): "No way. NO WAY. Sugar Plum Fairy’s not going to—wait, WHAT?! She tapped out?!"
Johnny: "She did it! Mrs. Claus wins the first match of the gauntlet with the Claus Clutch! What a performance!"
Eddie (outraged): "This is a travesty! Honest Abe must’ve been bribed! There’s no way Sugar Plum Fairy tapped out to that… that… holiday nonsense!"
Johnny: "Say what you will, Eddie, but Mrs. Claus is moving on to her next opponent. The gauntlet continues!"
The crowd erupts in cheers as Mrs. Claus stands tall in the ring, catching her breath and preparing for the next challenge. Eddie, meanwhile, continues to grumble about the "injustice" of it all.
RESULT - Mrs. Claus defeats Sugar Plum Fairy at the 5 minute mark via submission with a CLAUS CLUTCH (CAMEL CLUTCH).
GAUNTLET #2 VS GRIZELDA
The Lead-Up: As Sugar Plum Fairy leaves the ring in disappointment, Mrs. Claus regroups, shaking off the grueling first victory. Suddenly, the lights dim, and an eerie witch’s cackle echoes throughout the North Pole Arena. The Witch’s Coven theme music begins, a haunting blend of chanting and ominous strings. Mrs. Claus's eyes light up in anticipation, her fists clenching as she awaits her nemesis, the Wicked Witch.
Louie Linville takes the mic in the center of the ring: Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Claus's next opponent in the gauntlet... HAILING FROM THE ENCHANTED FOREST... THE WITCH OF SWEET TEMPTATION... GRIZELDA!"
The arena erupts into boos as Grizelda emerges, draped in her trademark purple robe and witch’s hat; and carrying a sinister-looking crystal wand. She taunts the fans, blowing sarcastic "kisses of doom" before making her way to the ring.
Johnny (concerned): "Here comes Grizelda, Eddie. While she’s no Wicked Witch, don’t underestimate her. She’s one of the most conniving members of the Coven, and she has no problem bending the rules!"
Eddie (mocking): "Oh, bending the rules? Johnny, it’s called being resourceful! And besides, Mrs. Claus was practically on her knees begging for the Wicked Witch. It’s about time someone taught her that you don’t always get what you want!"
First Minute
Johnny: "The bell rings, and Grizelda wastes no time stomping down hard on Mrs. Claus! She’s all over her right out of the gate!"
Eddie: "That’s what I’m talking about! Grizelda’s got the killer instinct Mrs. Claus is sorely lacking. One stomp and she’s already regretting leaving the kitchen."
Johnny (ignoring Eddie): "Mrs. Claus absorbs the hit and tries to regroup, but Grizelda’s staying aggressive. This could be trouble early on!"
Second Minute
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus fires back with a blistering backhand chop—listen to that impact echo through the arena!"
Eddie: "Yeah, nice slap, Johnny. Real intimidating. Too bad Grizelda has more tricks up her sleeve than a sleigh full of elves."
Johnny: "It looks like Grizelda wasn’t ready for that one, though—she’s staggering! Mrs. Claus is starting to rally here!"
Third Minute
Johnny: "Grizelda with a vicious kick to Mrs. Claus’s chest! Oh my, that one connected flush!"
Eddie: "That’s precision, Johnny. That’s why Grizelda is so dangerous—one well-placed strike, and Mrs. Claus is left rethinking her life choices."
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus tried to block, but Grizelda’s just too crafty. The Witch of Sweet Temptation is taking control again!"
Fourth Minute
Johnny: "What’s this? Grizelda with a blatant chokehold! Come on, Honest Abe, break it up!"
Eddie (laughing): "Break it up? It’s no-disqualification, Johnny! Grizelda knows exactly what she’s doing—she’s a mastermind!"
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus is struggling here—this is starting to look grim!"
Eddie: "Grim? It’s looking GREAT, Johnny! Grizelda’s just warming up!"
Fifth to Sixth Minutes
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus finally with some momentum—she connects with a series of hard kicks to Grizelda’s midsection, driving her back! That’s the fire Mrs. Claus needs!"
Eddie: "Oh, please. Those kicks look like they belong in a reindeer ballet. Grizelda’s letting her think she’s got a shot—it’s all part of the plan!"
Johnny: "The tides are turning, Eddie, whether you like it or not!"
Seventh Minute
Johnny: "Wow! A flying dropkick from Mrs. Claus sends Grizelda reeling to the mat! The crowd is on their feet!"
Eddie: "What in the world?! Mrs. Claus has no business flying around like that—it’s an affront to science and gravity!"
Johnny: "She’s proving she has what it takes to survive this gauntlet, Eddie!"
Eighth to Ninth Minutes
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus keeps the pressure on with a thunderous backhand chop, followed by a Rolling Pin Forearm Smash! Grizelda looks dazed!"
Eddie: "Dazed? She’s just lulling Mrs. Claus into a false sense of security. Any second now, Grizelda’s going to snap her fingers and turn this around!"
Johnny: "You’ve been saying that all match, Eddie, and so far, Grizelda hasn’t pulled through!"
Tenth Minute
Johnny: "Here we go—Mrs. Claus with the Jolly Holly Suplex! What a move! She’s going for the pin!"
Eddie: "No! Not like this! Come on, Grizelda, kick out!"
Johnny: "One… two… three! Mrs. Claus wins again! She’s survived the second gauntlet challenge!"
Eddie (outraged): "This is a conspiracy! Grizelda was ROBBED! Honest Abe must be getting paid under the table—there’s no way that was a clean pin!"
Johnny: "Whatever you say, Eddie. The fact remains—Mrs. Claus is moving on to her THIRD opponent. The question is, how much does she have left in the tank?"
The crowd erupts in cheers as Mrs. Claus rises, victorious yet weary. She glares toward the entrance ramp, preparing for the next challenge in her quest for vengeance. Eddie, meanwhile, continues to rant about the "injustice."
RESULT - Mrs. Claus defeats Grizelda at the 10 minute mark via pin with a HOLLY JOLLY SUPLEX.
GAUNTLET #3 VS MORRIGAN
As Grizelda rolls out of the ring in defeat, Mrs. Claus barely has a moment to catch her breath before the Witch’s Coven music hits again. The crowd erupts in boos as the eerie tune fills the arena. Mrs. Claus straightens up, her eyes narrowing in anticipation.
Louie Linville (quickly): "And the third opponent is another member of the Witch’s Coven… hailing from the rolling green hills of Ireland… THE CELTIC WITCH… MORRIGAN!"
Before Louie can even finish, Morrigan sprints down the aisle, her fiery red hair flowing behind her. She slides into the ring, wasting no time as she charges at Mrs. Claus to get the jump on her.
Johnny: "Morrigan isn’t waiting for introductions—she’s going straight for Mrs. Claus! This is chaos!"
Eddie (gleeful): "That’s how you do it, Johnny! No time for pleasantries—Morrigan’s here to finish what Grizelda couldn’t. Mrs. Claus is about to get a one-way ticket back to the North Pole!"
First Minute: Johnny: "The bell rings, and Mrs. Claus catches Morrigan in the Spreading Christmas Joy Hug! Look at the strength—she’s squeezing the fight right out of her!"
Eddie: "Oh, come on! That’s not a wrestling move—that’s a holiday gimmick! Morrigan counters with an inverted DDT! That’s how you wrestle, Johnny!"
Johnny: "Both women are giving it their all right from the start. This is turning into a slugfest!"
Second Minute: Johnny: "Mrs. Claus with a flying dropkick! She’s taking the fight to Morrigan!"
Eddie: "Big deal, Johnny. Morrigan’s still on her feet, and she just landed a spinning back fist that rattled Mrs. Claus’s jingle bells!"
Johnny: "You’ve got to admire the resilience of Mrs. Claus. She’s not backing down!"
Eddie: "Resilience? She’s just stubborn. Morrigan’s about to teach her why you don’t mess with the Coven."
Third Minute: Johnny: "Morrigan goes for a snap German suplex, but Mrs. Claus reverses it! What a counter! And now she’s following up with the Claus Crunch! Morrigan’s in trouble!"
Eddie: "Trouble? Please. Morrigan’s just letting her have her moment. She’s got this under control, Johnny."
Johnny: "It doesn’t look that way to me, Eddie. Mrs. Claus is building momentum!"
Fourth Minute: Johnny: "Mrs. Claus attempts the Jolly Holly Suplex, but Morrigan reverses it! And now Morrigan with a double knee facebreaker—what a move!"
Eddie: "That’s what I’m talking about! Morrigan’s showing why she’s the pride of the Coven. Mrs. Claus is out of her league!"
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus is down, but she’s not out. She’s still fighting!"
Fifth Minute: Johnny: "Mrs. Claus locks in the Claus Clutch! She’s got Morrigan in the center of the ring—this could be it!"
Eddie: "No way! Morrigan’s not tapping out to that ridiculous hold. She’s too tough for this nonsense!"
Johnny: "Morrigan’s holding on, but you can see the pain on her face. Mrs. Claus is relentless!"
Sixth to Seventh Minutes: Johnny: "Mrs. Claus with a Rolling Pin Forearm Smash, followed by another flying dropkick! She’s pulling out all the stops!"
Eddie: "Oh, great. More holiday-themed moves. Someone get Morrigan a broomstick so she can sweep Mrs. Claus out of the ring!"
Johnny: "Morrigan’s still fighting back, but Mrs. Claus is staying one step ahead. This is incredible!"
Eighth Minute: Johnny: "Mrs. Claus locks in the Claus Clutch again! Morrigan’s trying to fight it, but she’s trapped in the center of the ring!"
Eddie (in disbelief): "No! Not like this! Come on, Morrigan, don’t tap!"
Johnny: "She tapped! Morrigan submits! Mrs. Claus wins her third match in the gauntlet!"
Eddie (outraged): "This is a travesty! Honest Abe must be on the Naughty List—there’s no way Morrigan tapped out to that!"
Johnny: "Say what you will, Eddie, but Mrs. Claus is proving she’s tougher than anyone gave her credit for. She’s one step closer to completing the gauntlet!"
The crowd erupts in cheers as Mrs. Claus rises to her feet, exhausted but determined. She glances toward the entrance ramp, knowing her final challenge is just moments away. Eddie, meanwhile, continues to rant about the "injustice" of it all.
RESULT - Mrs. Claus defeats Morrigan at the 8 minute mark via submission with a CLAUS CLUTCH (CAMEL CLUTCH).
GAUNTLET #4
After Morrigan exits in embarrassment, Mrs. Claus leans against the corner, her exhaustion evident as she takes deep breaths. She’s braced for one final opponent, eager to finish what she started. Louie Linville steps into the ring, listening to his earpiece. A look of disbelief crosses his face as he asks for confirmation. Shaking his head, he casts a glance at Mrs. Claus, concern etched on his features.
Mrs. Claus, now frustrated, yells toward Louie: “CALL THEM DOWN!”
Louie hesitates but raises the microphone. “Ladies and gentlemen, the fourth and final opponent in tonight’s gauntlet challenge… hailing from Kansas… the Emerald Champion… DOROTHY!”
The crowd falls into stunned silence. Mrs. Claus’s jaw drops, her eyes wide in shock at hearing the name of her dear friend.
The camera cuts backstage, where Dorothy stands in disbelief, staring at the monitor. Beside her, Alice, Gretel, and Scarlett Howl exchange confused and concerned glances. Slowly, Dorothy begins her walk down the aisle, her face a mix of hesitation and grim resolve. The eerie quiet from the crowd adds to the tension as Dorothy climbs into the ring.
Suddenly, the jumbotron lights up with Commissioner Cratchit and Ebeneezer Scrooge. Cratchit clears his throat, looking nervous: Cratchit: “Dorothy, before this match begins, we—uh—I want to make one thing clear. You are expected to give it your ALL tonight. If we—I—see that you’re not performing to your full potential, not only will we void Mrs. Claus’s victory, denying her a spot in the Queen of the North Tournament, but YOU will also be suspended and expelled from the tournament. So, go out there and give these fans the match they deserve!”
Dorothy steps into the ring, her face painted with conflicted emotions. She locks eyes with Mrs. Claus, who gives her a solemn nod, silently saying, Let’s do this. Dorothy returns the nod. The crowd watches in stunned silence as the bell rings.
Johnny: "It’s come to this. Two friends forced to battle under the most grueling of circumstances. How did NPCW sink to this level of manipulation?"
Eddie: "Oh, quit the sob story, Johnny! This is gold. Finally, Dorothy’s going to drop the act and show that she’s not as squeaky-clean as everyone thinks. And hey, Mrs. Claus has it coming—it’s time someone gave her a reality check!"
First Minute:
Johnny: "Here we go—Mrs. Claus wastes no time, going straight for the Claus Clutch! She’s trying to end this quickly, but Dorothy fights back with a kick that sends Mrs. Claus out of the ring!"
Eddie: "Look at this! Dorothy’s already doing what the others couldn’t. It’s about time someone knocked Mrs. Claus off her pedestal."
Johnny: "You can see the conflict in Dorothy’s eyes, Eddie. She doesn’t want to be out here fighting her friend, but she has no choice thanks to Commissioner Cratchit’s twisted stipulation!"
Eddie: "Oh, boo-hoo, Johnny. If she didn’t want to fight, she shouldn’t have shown up. This is MADNESS, not a holiday reunion!"
Second Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus slides back into the ring and connects with a Claus Crunch! What a move!"
Eddie: "Yeah, and then Dorothy plants her with a spinebuster! That’s called fighting fire with fire, Johnny!"
Johnny: "Both women are giving it their all, but you can tell neither wants to hurt the other. This is as emotional as it gets!"
Eddie: "Emotional? This is hilarious! They’re pulling their punches—just watch, Johnny. Dorothy’s holding back, and Mrs. Claus knows it."
Third Minute:
Johnny: "Dorothy lands a sharp backhand chop! She’s starting to take control here!"
Eddie: "Finally! Maybe Dorothy realized that if she wants to keep her spot in the tournament, she can’t play nice. Let’s see some real action!"
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus is struggling to block the strikes, but she’s still in this. You have to admire her resilience!"
Eddie: "Resilience? More like desperation. Let’s wrap this up already!"
Fourth Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus turns the tide with another Claus Clutch! Dorothy’s trapped in the middle of the ring!"
Eddie: "Oh, come on! Is that the only move Mrs. Claus knows? I’ve seen more variety in a snowstorm!"
Johnny: "Say what you will, Eddie, but it’s effective. Dorothy’s in a bad spot here—she’s trying to fight out, but Mrs. Claus has it locked in tight!"
Fifth Minute:
Johnny: "Mrs. Claus locks in the Claus Clutch one more time! Dorothy’s trying to hold on, but—wait—she’s tapping out! Dorothy submits! Mrs. Claus wins the gauntlet!"
Eddie (outraged): "What?! That’s it? Dorothy barely put up a fight! She might as well have gift-wrapped the match for Mrs. Claus!"
Johnny: "That’s not fair, Eddie. Dorothy did everything she could under impossible circumstances. And now Mrs. Claus has earned her spot in the Queen of the North Tournament! What a journey this gauntlet has been!"
Eddie (grumbling): "Yeah, yeah, whatever. This is a travesty, Johnny. I hope Cratchit has something to say about this mess!"
RESULT - Mrs. Claus defeats Dorothy at the 5 minute mark via submission with a CLAUS CLUTCH (CAMEL CLUTCH).
AFTER MATCH MADNESS
The crowd erupts in a mix of relief and cheers as Mrs. Claus helps Dorothy to her feet. The two friends exchange a weary embrace to celebrate Mrs. Claus’s heroic effort and win.
As Dorothy raises Mrs. Claus’s hand in victory, the crowd erupts in applause, relieved and jubilant after the grueling gauntlet. The two women embrace in a heartfelt hug, a moment of camaraderie and triumph in the face of insurmountable odds. Mrs. Claus, still visibly weary, takes a moment to play to the crowd, gesturing for their cheers.
Johnny: "What a sight, folks. Mrs. Claus has done it! She’s defeated all four opponents, and there’s no doubt that she’s heading to the Queen of the North Tournament with the momentum of a lifetime!"
Eddie (grumbling): "Ugh, spare me, Johnny. All this hugging and playing to the crowd—it’s sickening! Somebody get me a bucket of coal."
Just as Mrs. Claus begins to raise her arms again, the arena lights suddenly flicker and go out. Gasps ripple through the audience as the darkness lingers for a few moments, broken only by the flashes of fans’ cell phones. The lights snap back on—and the crowd collectively screams. Standing ominously in the ring behind Mrs. Claus and Dorothy is none other than The Wicked Witch, her trademark cackle filling the arena.
Johnny: "Oh no… Oh no, no, no! It’s the Wicked Witch! She’s HERE!"
Eddie (gleeful): "YES! This is what we’ve all been waiting for, Johnny! Out with the Claus Cult, in with the Coven!"
The Witch slowly raises her arms, and a green mist shoots from her hands directly into the faces of Mrs. Claus and Dorothy. Both women stagger back, clutching their eyes and screaming in pain as the Witch laughs maniacally.
Johnny (horrified): "What in the world is that?! Some kind of… poison mist? This is heinous!"
Eddie (mocking): "Poison mist? Oh, come on, Johnny. That’s just a little bit of holiday cheer… Wicked Witch style!"
As Mrs. Claus and Dorothy collapse to the mat, writhing in agony, the remaining members of the Witch’s Coven—Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and Grizelda—storm the ring and begin viciously beating them down. The arena devolves into chaos as the Coven takes full advantage of the surprise attack.
Backstage: The camera cuts to Alice, Gretel, and Scarlett Howl, watching the monitor in shock as the events unfold.
Alice (shouting): "We’ve got to help them!"
The trio bursts out of their dressing room but is immediately ambushed by the Queens of Punishment, who leap out from the shadows and beat them back.
On the Ramp: Meanwhile, from the men’s locker room, the Wizard’s Warriors—Lion, Tin Man, and Scarecrow—charge down the ramp in a desperate attempt to reach Dorothy. But as they pass the crowd barriers, the Flying Monkeys leap out from the audience, swarming the Warriors and dragging them into a chaotic brawl on the ramp.
Johnny: "The Coven and their allies have set a trap! The Flying Monkeys just came out of nowhere!"
Eddie (laughing): "This is genius! They’ve thought of EVERYTHING! It’s like watching a perfectly orchestrated symphony of destruction, Johnny."
The Turning Point: The in-ring carnage rages on as the crowd begins chanting, "SANTA! SANTA!" Their cheers reach a fever pitch when Santa Claus himself emerges from backstage, marching toward the ring with purpose.
Johnny: "Here comes Santa! The big man is here to save the day!"
Eddie (sarcastic): "Oh great. Here comes the so-called hero to play Santa Claus to the rescue. How original!"
Santa barrels past the Warriors and Monkeys, but as he reaches the ring, Dragon King of Monster Bash blindsides him with a vicious chair shot to the back. Santa crumples to the ground, and Dragon King strikes again, this time across his ribs.
Johnny (screaming): "NO! That’s a steel chair! Someone stop this monster!"
Eddie (cackling): "I LOVE IT! Santa’s been trying to play the hero for too long—it’s about time someone knocked him down a peg or two!"
The brutality doesn’t stop there. From the crowd, Kong and Ogre emerge and begin stomping on Santa, targeting his already-injured back. Finally, Frankenstein’s Monster lumbers through the audience, the crowd parting in fear as he makes his way to Santa.
Johnny: "Not Frankenstein’s Monster! This is too much! This is chaos!"
Eddie: "No it’s MADNESS!"
The Monster grabs Santa by the throat, lifts him high into the air, and slams him onto the metal ramp with a sickening thud. The crowd gasps in horror as the Monster lifts Santa again, delivering two more devastating slams.
Eddie (gleeful): "That’s it! That’s the end of the Claus Cult, Johnny! You’re witnessing history tonight!"
Reinforcements Arrive: Finally, Van Helsing, Rudolph, and members of the Reindeer Coalition rush out from backstage, breaking through the chaos to reach Santa and drive the Monster Bash away. Simultaneously, Buddy the Elf and arena security storm the ring to pull the Coven off Mrs. Claus and Dorothy.
The camera captures the aftermath: Santa motionless on the ramp, Mrs. Claus and Dorothy being helped to their feet, and chaos everywhere. The Wicked Witch, her Coven, and the Monster Bash retreat through the crowd, leaving destruction in their wake.
Johnny (shaken): "I can’t believe what we just witnessed. This was a coordinated, cold-blooded assault by the Coven and Monster Bash. They’ve sent a message tonight, but at what cost?"
Eddie (gloating): "At what cost? Johnny, it’s priceless! The reign of Santa and his merry band of misfits is OVER"
Johnny (shaken): "Let’s go backstage with Alexandra and Smooth Smantha while they get things back to order out here."
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH THE NUTCRACKER LEGION
The camera cuts backstage to Alexandra Jones, visibly shaken but trying to maintain her composure after the chaos that unfolded in the ring. She stands with microphone in hand, flanked by Nutcracker Captain, Nutcracker General, and the imposing figures of the Nutcracker Legion, all standing at attention in perfect military formation. Alexandra raises the microphone, attempting to begin the segment, but Nutcracker General wastes no time taking over.
Nutcracker General (barking): "ATTEN-HUT! Listen up, you civilians! Tonight, the Legion marches into battle! Our Captain, the pride of the Nutcracker ranks, will CRUSH the Big Bad Wolf and his mangy pack to claim the Northern Lights Championship. The wolves are no match for the military precision we exhibit—UNDERSTOOD?!"
Alexandra (nodding nervously): "Uh… understood, General. But if I may—Nutcracker Captain, how do you feel heading into this high-stakes match against such a fierce competitor in the Big Bad Wolf?"
Nutcracker Captain (stepping forward, clearing his throat): "Well, Alexandra, I—"
Nutcracker General (cutting him off, stepping in front): "How does he feel? I’ll tell you how he feels! He feels ready. Prepared. Fueled by the unrelenting discipline of the Nutcracker Code! While the Big Bad Wolf is busy howling at the moon, we’re busy strategizing. That’s the difference between chaos and ORDER. Chaos doesn’t stand a chance tonight, Alexandra!"
Alexandra (trying to regain control): "Right… but Captain, the Big Bad Wolf and his Wolf Pack have been on an incredible roll lately. Do you see them as a threat to your championship aspirations?"
Nutcracker Captain (attempting to respond): "Alexandra, the Wolf Pack is formidable, but I—"
Nutcracker General (cutting him off again, with a scoff): "Formidable? Don’t make me laugh! Those mutts wouldn’t know strategy if it hit them in the muzzle. The only thing they’re rolling into tonight is DEFEAT. And let me tell you something else—their so-called ‘pack’ will scatter like leaves in the wind when they see the LEGION in action. Mark my words!"
Alexandra (persisting): "Understood, General, but—Captain, I have to ask—what does this match mean to you personally? Winning the Northern Lights Championship would cement your legacy—"
Nutcracker Captain (starting confidently): "You’re absolutely right, Alexandra. This match is—"
Nutcracker General (cutting in, dramatic): "It’s about HONOR. It’s about DUTY. It’s about restoring the Nutcracker Legion to its rightful place at the top of the NPCW hierarchy. This is not just a match—it’s a MISSION. And failure is NOT an option!"
Alexandra (sighing, turning back to the Captain): "Anything to add, Captain?"
Nutcracker Captain (pausing, realizing he won’t get a word in): "…No, the General covered it."
Nutcracker General (with a salute): "That’s what I thought!"
Alexandra (sighing): "Well Samantha over to you."
The camera fades as Alexandra looks exasperated, the Nutcracker Legion standing proudly in formation, ready to march into glory.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH THE WOLF PACK
The camera transitions from Alexandra backstage to Smooth Samantha, standing in the midst of a boisterous and intimidating crowd: Big Bad Wolf and the Wolf Pack. Moonshadow and the Howlers are pacing behind Big Bad Wolf, occasionally letting out loud, eerie howls—"AROOO!"—that echo through the backstage area. Smooth Samantha stays calm, despite the chaos around her, microphone in hand as she looks up at the towering, confident figure of Big Bad Wolf.
Smooth Samantha: "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with the Big Bad Wolf and his Wolf Pack. Wolf, tonight you face the Nutcracker Captain in the finals of the Northern Lights Tournament. A win tonight would cement your dominance and crown you the new champion. How are you feeling heading into this high-stakes match?"
Big Bad Wolf (grinning): "How am I feeling, Samantha? I feel hungry. I feel feral. And I feel unstoppable. Let’s get one thing straight—the Nutcracker Captain isn’t walking into that ring tonight with an opponent… he’s walking into the den of an alpha! The captain doesn’t have what it takes to match my ferocity, let alone stop the Wolf Pack’s momentum. AROOOOO!"
(As Big Bad Wolf howls, the Howlers join in with deafening howls of their own, creating a cacophony of sound that makes Samantha flinch but quickly regain her composure.)
Smooth Samantha: "Wolf, the Nutcracker Legion prides itself on discipline, strategy, and military precision. What’s your plan to counter their strengths?"
Big Bad Wolf (laughing): "Plan? I don’t need a plan, Samantha. The Wolf Pack doesn’t follow orders or play by the rules—we hunt, we bite, and we tear our prey apart. Let the Nutcracker Captain and his tin soldiers march in formation; it won’t matter. Because tonight, the only thing the Captain’s going to experience is what it feels like to be hunted. And trust me, Samantha—I never miss my prey."
(Behind him, Moonshadow steps forward, baring her teeth menacingly. The Howlers continue pacing, building tension with intermittent growls and howls.)
Smooth Samantha (pressing): "With all due respect, Wolf, the Nutcracker Captain has proven himself to be a resilient and highly skilled competitor in this tournament. Are you concerned at all about his experience and ability to adapt in the ring?"
Big Bad Wolf (snarling): "Concerned? Samantha, do I look concerned? The Nutcracker Captain is nothing but a glorified wind-up toy. Sure, he’s got experience, but experience doesn’t mean a thing when you’re staring down the jaws of a predator. I don’t adapt—I dominate. And tonight, I’m going to show the Captain, his Legion, and everyone in this arena exactly why the Northern Lights Title was made for someone as relentless as me. AROOOOO!"
(The Pack erupts in another round of howls, their energy infectiously intimidating. Big Bad Wolf steps closer to Smooth Samantha, towering over her.)
Smooth Samantha (undaunted): "One last question, Wolf—what’s your message for the Nutcracker Captain before you meet him in the ring tonight?"
Big Bad Wolf (staring into the camera, teeth bared): "Nutcracker Captain, hear this: tonight, the hunt ends with your defeat. You call yourself a captain, but there’s no strategy, no formation, and no backup that can save you from the claws and fangs of the Wolf Pack. And when I’ve sunk my teeth into victory, everyone will know who the real alpha is. You’d better get ready, Captain. Because the Wolf is coming for you. AROOOOO!"
(As the Pack howls one final time, Smooth Samantha nods, clearly eager to exit the scene as the camera fades back to the announce desk.)
Johnny: "The Big Bad Wolf is exuding confidence, but you’ve got to wonder—will that confidence be enough to topple the precision and strategy of the Nutcracker Captain?"
Eddie (smirking): "Are you kidding me, Johnny? The Wolf Pack is on a roll, and I can smell that title coming their way. The Nutcracker Captain might want to think about surrendering now and saving himself some humiliation!"
MATCH #2: NORTHERN LIGHTS CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT FINAL (BIG BAD WOLF VS NUTCRACKER CAPTAIN)
VS
In the ring Louie Linville stands with microphone in hand ready to introduce the competitors
Louie: "Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring, accompanied by the ever-dominant Wolf Pack… hailing from the darkest corners of the forest… standing as the true alpha and predator of NPCW… THIS IS THE BIG BAD WOLF!"
Big Bad Wolf is accompanied by his ever-ominous Wolf Pack—Moonshadow and the Howlers—prowling at his sides and howling intermittently to intimidate the audience. There seems to be a mixture of boos and cheers, but mainly boos for the Wolf Pack.
Louie: "And now, marching down the aisle with military precision… flanked by the illustrious Nutcracker General… representing the fearless Nutcracker Legion and hailing from the Grand Toy Workshop… HE IS THE UNYIELDING NUTCRACKER CAPTAIN!"
Nutcracker Captain marches to the ring with the Nutcracker General, the latter barking orders and salutes with unrelenting intensity. The crowd are overwhelmingly booing the Nutcracker Legion as the come to the ring.
Johnny: "This is it, folks! The Northern Lights Title is on the line, and you can feel the electricity in the air. Two titans, two factions—this is going to be a war!"
Eddie: "Oh, you’ve got that right, Johnny. My money’s on Big Bad Wolf, though. That guy’s an alpha, a predator—you can’t teach that kind of instinct. Meanwhile, Nutcracker Captain looks like he just marched out of a holiday pageant!"
First Minute:
Johnny: "Nutcracker Captain wasting no time! He’s locked in an Inverted Cloverleaf, and Big Bad Wolf is writhing in pain!"
Eddie: "What is this, the Nutcracker Ballet? Big Bad Wolf’s just letting him have his fun before unleashing the beast. Mark my words."
Johnny: "I don’t know, Eddie. The Captain’s showing some serious strategy right out of the gate!"
Second Minute:
Johnny: "Whoa, what’s this?! Nutcracker General with a cheap shot—he just smashed Big Bad Wolf with a scepter while Honest Abe was distracted!"
Eddie (smirking): "Now THAT’S military strategy, Johnny. You use your resources. Big Bad Wolf should’ve been watching his back instead of howling at the moon!"
Johnny: "That’s dirty, Eddie, and you know it!"
Third to Fifth Minute:
Johnny: "And here comes Big Bad Wolf with a vicious choke on the ropes! This guy plays as dirty as it gets."
Eddie: "Oh, quit crying, Johnny. That’s called ring awareness. If the ref doesn’t see it, it’s legal. Besides, Nutcracker Captain’s been pulling his own tricks!"
Johnny: "The Captain fires back with a picture-perfect German Suplex—wait! He’s setting up… THE NUTCRACKER CANNON! And it lands! Big Bad Wolf is on the mat!"
Eddie: "Yeah, yeah, enjoy it while it lasts, Captain. You can’t keep an alpha down for long."
Midway (6th to 15th Minute):
The action intensifies as both competitors exchange brutal moves. Big Bad Wolf lands a series of Savage Spears, but Nutcracker Captain keeps coming back with suplex after suplex. Meanwhile, the Wolf Pack and Nutcracker General continue to interfere, each faction trying to tip the scales in their leader’s favor.
Johnny: "This match is out of control! The Wolf Pack is howling to distract Honest Abe, while Nutcracker General keeps sliding chairs into the ring!"
Eddie (laughing): "This is wrestling at its finest, Johnny! Chaos, mayhem, and mind games—it’s everything I hoped for!"
Johnny: "Everything except a fair fight, Eddie!"
Final Stretch (16th to 28th Minute):
Big Bad Wolf takes advantage of the chaos, locking in his signature Lycan Lock, but Nutcracker Captain powers out and counters with a brutal Spike Piledriver. Both men are visibly exhausted, but the Wolf Pack seizes the opportunity to deliver a devastating double-team attack while Honest Abe’s back is turned.
Johnny: "Come on, ref! The Wolf Pack is ganging up on Nutcracker Captain—this is a travesty!"
Eddie (grinning): "Travesty? This is poetry in motion, Johnny. Big Bad Wolf is just smarter—he’s using every resource at his disposal. That’s what alphas do!"
Big Bad Wolf capitalizes, hitting a Pack Leader Suplex followed by a brutal claw rake to the back. Finally, the Wolf Pack launches a coordinated double attack, leaving Nutcracker Captain vulnerable. Big Bad Wolf covers for the pin.
Johnny (desperate): "No! Not like this! One… two… three! It’s over! Big Bad Wolf wins the Northern Lights Championship!"
Eddie (gleeful): "YES! I told you, Johnny! The Big Bad Wolf is the alpha, the champion, the predator of NPCW! The Nutcracker Captain just got cracked!"
Post-Match:
The Wolf Pack storms the ring to celebrate. Commissioner Cratchit enters the ring and presents the Big Bad Wolf the new title belt who raises it high above his head, howling triumphantly. Meanwhile, the Nutcracker General looks furious, shouting at Honest Abe and trying to revive Nutcracker Captain. The crowd is divided, some booing the Wolf Pack’s tactics while others begrudgingly respect their victory.
Johnny: "I hate to admit it, but Big Bad Wolf pulled it off. Still, you have to wonder—could he have done it without all the interference?"
Eddie: "Oh, quit being a sore loser, Johnny. It’s not about HOW you win—it’s about WHO’S holding the gold. And tonight, the Big Bad Wolf stands tall!"
RESULT - Big Bad Wolf defeats Nutcracker Captain at the 28 minute mark via pinfall after a DOUBLE ATTACK by the Wolf Pack.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH THE MERRY BAND
The camera cuts backstage to Alexandra Jones, positively glowing in a sleek red dress, microphone in hand. She’s standing with the charismatic Merry Band—Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, Little John, and Maid Marion. The atmosphere is lively, with the band’s natural charm and camaraderie on full display. Alexandra flashes her signature smile as she begins the interview.
Alexandra: "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with the Merry Band! Tonight, Friar Tuck and Little John face perhaps their toughest challenge yet as they go head-to-head with the Demonic Legion, Krampus and Jack Frost, in a tag team match to determine the next top contenders for the NPCW Tag Team Titles. Now, Friar Tuck, Little John, the Merry Band have been on quite a roll lately, but how are you feeling heading into a match against such a sinister duo?"
Before Friar Tuck can answer, Robin Hood steps in front of him, offering Alexandra a dazzling grin.
Robin Hood: "Ah, Alexandra, you do ask the finest questions with such elegance. But first, allow me to say—you look absolutely radiant tonight. Stunning, really. Are you certain you’re not the one stealing hearts around here?"
(Alexandra blushes slightly, laughing, but before she can respond, Maid Marion clears her throat audibly, folding her arms.)
Maid Marion: "Oh, please, Robin. Can we stay on topic for once? There’s a match to talk about, or did you forget?"
Robin Hood (glancing at Marion with a smirk): "Relax, Marion, I’m just giving Alexandra the praise she deserves. Besides, the Band’s success speaks for itself. But you’re right—on to the Demonic Legion."
(Friar Tuck steps forward, his jovial demeanor contrasting with the tension between Robin and Marion.)
Friar Tuck: "Indeed! While Robin flirts his way through the kingdom, Little John and I will be fighting our way through the Demonic Legion. Alexandra, we know Krampus and Jack Frost are dangerous—after all, they’ve got that nasty combination of brute strength and underhanded tactics. But the Merry Band thrives under pressure, and tonight will be no different!"
Little John (nodding enthusiastically): "That’s right! The Demonic Legion might be fierce, but they’ve never faced the kind of teamwork we bring to the table. Tuck and I are ready to bring the fight, no matter how cold Jack Frost makes that ring!"
Robin Hood (leaning in, smirking): "And let’s be honest, Alexandra, they’re called the Demonic Legion, but it’s just two guys. A bit misleading, don’t you think? Meanwhile, the Merry Band—you’ve got Friar Tuck with his devastating headbutts, Little John with his towering strength, and myself? Well… let’s just say I’m the glue that keeps us all together."
Maid Marion (rolling her eyes): "Right. The glue. Because nothing says teamwork like stealing the spotlight during every interview."
Robin Hood: "Oh, Marion, don’t be jealous—it’s unbecoming."
Maid Marion (huffing): "Jealous? Of what? Your overinflated ego? Please."
Alexandra (chuckling nervously, sensing the tension): "Well, it’s clear the Merry Band has plenty of… passion. Friar Tuck, Little John, do you have any final words for Krampus and Jack Frost before tonight’s match?"
(Friar Tuck straightens up, his jovial smile giving way to determination.)
Friar Tuck: "Krampus, Jack Frost, you may think you’re the most fearsome pair in NPCW, but tonight, Little John and I will prove that wit, skill, and heart trump brute force and trickery. The Merry Band doesn’t back down from a fight—we outsmart, outmaneuver, and outright outlast anyone who steps into the ring with us!"
Little John: "And let’s not forget—we’re doing this for the fans, for honor, and for fun! See you in the ring, Legion. Just don’t cry when we come out on top."
(The group exchanges grins, although Maid Marion still shoots Robin Hood a wary glare. He simply flashes her a winning smile before turning back to Alexandra.)
Robin Hood: "And after the match, Alexandra, perhaps you’d like to celebrate with a hero’s feast? Just you and I."
Maid Marion (interrupting sharply): "That’s enough, Robin!"
Alexandra (laughing): "Well, thank you, Merry Band, and best of luck tonight against the Demonic Legion. Back to you, Johnny!"
(The camera fades, the Merry Band’s banter still echoing in the background as Alexandra shakes her head with a grin.)
Johnny (at the announce desk): "The Merry Band is as lively as ever, but you’ve got to wonder—will their momentum be enough to overcome the raw power of Krampus and Jack Frost?"
Eddie (smirking): "Please, Johnny. The Merry Band’s biggest obstacle isn’t the Demonic Legion—it’s their own bickering. The Band might be merry now, but trust me, Krampus and Frost are going to turn that cheer into tears tonight."
MATCH #3: MERRY BAND VS THE DEMONIC LEGION
VS
Entrances:
Louie Linville takes center stage as the Merry Band makes their way toward the ring, with Robin Hood proudly leading the charge. The crowd cheers enthusiastically as Friar Tuck and Little John confidently follow, slapping hands with fans as Maid Marion stays backstage.
Louie Linville (enthusiastically): "Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by the outlaw of justice himself, Robin Hood… representing the spirit of honor, courage, and camaraderie… weighing in at a combined 555 pounds… FRIAR TUCK AND LITTLE JOHN, THE MERRY BAND!"
The cheers intensify as the trio enters the ring, Robin Hood hyping the crowd while Friar Tuck and Little John strategize in their corner.
The cheers turn to loud boos as the ominous music of the Demonic Legion begins to play, heavy and foreboding. Through the smoke-filled entrance, Krampus and Jack Frost emerge, flanked by their scheming manager, Grinch Heyman. The three radiate menace, with Heyman gesturing wildly and shouting instructions to his team.
Louie Linville (dark and dramatic): "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by their sinister strategist, Grinch Heyman… with ice in their veins and darkness in their souls… weighing in at a combined 530 pounds… KRAMPUS AND JACK FROST, THE DEMONIC LEGION!"
The crowd jeers, with some hurling insults at Heyman, who smugly waves them off. The tension between the Legion and Heyman is palpable, with Krampus and Frost casting annoyed glances at their manager as they climb into the ring.
Johnny: "Here we go! The Merry Band is looking to continue their hot streak, but standing in their way is the formidable Demonic Legion. Eddie, you have to wonder if there’s some friction between Krampus, Jack Frost, and their manager, Grinch Heyman. It’s been building for weeks!"
Eddie: "Oh, come on, Johnny. Tension? Please. This is just typical Legion mind games. Grinch Heyman is a genius—he’s the brains behind the operation, and Krampus and Jack Frost know it. They’d be lost without him!"
First Minute:
The match kicks off with Friar Tuck locking up with Jack Frost. Friar Tuck immediately gains the upper hand, trapping Frost in a crushing Keg Crusher Bear Hug. Frost writhes in pain, trying to fight his way out as the crowd rallies behind Tuck.
Johnny: "What a start! Friar Tuck wasting no time, putting Jack Frost in a world of hurt!"
Eddie: "A bear hug? Really, Johnny? Jack Frost is just conserving energy—that’s strategy! This big keg of a Friar is going to run out of gas sooner or later."
Second to Fourth Minutes:
As Friar Tuck continues to dominate, Grinch Heyman jumps onto the apron, shouting insults and taunting Tuck to distract him. Jack Frost seizes the opportunity, locking Tuck into a Snowstorm Sleeper before transitioning into a Frostbite Clutch.
Johnny: "Oh, come on! Heyman just handed the advantage to Jack Frost on a silver platter!"
Eddie (grinning): "That’s what makes Heyman the best, Johnny! He knows how to get results. It’s not cheating—it’s tactics!"
Fifth Minute:
Friar Tuck counters Frost’s offense, tagging in Little John for a tandem attack. The duo doubles up on Frost with a Rolling Scissors and a Shoulder Claw, sending Frost crashing to the mat.
Johnny: "Incredible teamwork by the Merry Band! Little John making an immediate impact!"
Eddie: "Oh, please, Johnny. These two are just picking on Jack Frost. Where’s Krampus? He should step in and even the odds!"
Sixth to Ninth Minutes:
Little John showcases his strength with a towering suplex, but Frost fights back with a Snowdrift Scissors. The back-and-forth action continues as both teams tag in and out, with the Demonic Legion using their vicious strikes and power to stay in the match.
Johnny: "This is turning into an all-out war! Both teams are throwing everything they’ve got at each other!"
Eddie: "War? This is a massacre in the making, Johnny. Krampus and Frost are just biding their time. When the moment comes, the Merry Band will regret ever stepping into the ring!"
Tenth to Twelfth Minutes:
Jack Frost tags in Krampus, who immediately takes control with a devastating Shadow Strike Super Kick. Friar Tuck tries to fight back, but the double-teaming from Frost and Krampus begins to wear him down.
Johnny: "The Demonic Legion is as brutal as ever. You can’t deny their effectiveness when they’re working together!"
Eddie: "Exactly, Johnny! This is why the Legion is a force to be reckoned with. And let’s not forget the mastermind, Grinch Heyman, pulling the strings!"
Thirteenth Minute:
Friar Tuck manages to counter Frost with a reverse chin lock before tagging in Little John, who charges in with a flurry of strikes. Frost counters with another Snowstorm Sleeper, but Friar Tuck makes the save, keeping the Merry Band in the match.
Johnny: "What resilience from the Merry Band! They refuse to back down!"
Eddie: "Resilience? It’s called desperation, Johnny. They’re just delaying the inevitable!"
Fourteenth Minute:
Little John storms into the ring and wastes no time driving a punishing Punch to the Midsection into Jack Frost, doubling him over. But Frost retaliates with a quick Snowstorm Sleeper, expertly locking in the hold as Little John struggles to break free.
Johnny: "Jack Frost has that Snowstorm Sleeper cinched in tight! Little John is in trouble here!"
Eddie: "Oh, give me a break, Johnny. If the Merry Band had any brains, they’d have brought some thawing salt to this match because Frost is freezing them out!"
Little John powers out just enough to tag Friar Tuck back into the fray.
Fifteenth Minute:
Friar Tuck re-enters with fire, hitting Jack Frost with a vicious Rolling Scissors. The move leaves Frost dazed, and Tuck capitalizes by going for a pin!
Johnny: "Friar Tuck with the cover! Could this be it?"
Eddie: "No chance! Jack Frost is made of tougher stuff than that, Johnny!"
Johnny: "One… two… NO! Jack Frost kicks out at the last moment!"
The crowd roars in approval as Friar Tuck, undeterred, tags in Little John once again to keep up the pressure.
Sixteenth Minute:
Little John charges in with a thunderous Axe Handle Drop, flattening Jack Frost to the mat. He goes for a pin attempt, the crowd on their feet!
Johnny: "One… two… Frost kicks out again! How much more punishment can these men take?"
Eddie: "Plenty, Johnny. Frost is just letting them tire themselves out before he and Krampus take over—watch and learn."
Seventeenth Minute:
Jack Frost, showing incredible resilience, counters with a perfectly executed Snowstorm Sleeper. Little John thrashes, trying to escape the hold, but Frost keeps it locked in.
Johnny: "Jack Frost is relentless! He’s trying to put Little John to sleep!"
Eddie: "That’s what Frost does, Johnny—he shuts you down, bit by icy bit!"
Before Little John can fade, Friar Tuck rushes in to make the save, breaking the hold and keeping the Merry Band in the match. With the crowd roaring, Little John reaches for Tuck to tag him back into the action.
Eighteenth Minute:
Friar Tuck launches back into the action with a Slingshot that sends Jack Frost tumbling across the ring. Frost struggles to recover, unable to counter Tuck’s offense.
Johnny: "Friar Tuck is back in control! The crowd’s firmly behind the Merry Band tonight!"
Eddie: "Of course they are, Johnny. They’ve got about as much brains as Friar Tuck has agility—none!"
Nineteenth Minute:
Jack Frost answers back with an Icy Edge, a thunderous knife-edge chop that echoes through the arena. Friar Tuck winces but counters with a Reverse Chin Lock, refusing to give up.
Johnny: "This is turning into an all-out slugfest! Neither man wants to back down."
Eddie: "That’s because Jack Frost is about to break him in half, Johnny! Friar Tuck doesn’t belong in a ring—he belongs in a pub."
Twentieth to Twenty-Second Minutes:
With both teams energized, Little John and Friar Tuck double-team Frost with a combination of a Cross Body Block and Towering Suplex. But Frost, ever resourceful, locks in his devastating Frostbite Clutch. The action spills into chaos as all four men are briefly in the ring, battling it out.
Johnny: "This is absolute mayhem! Honest Abe is losing control of this match!"
Eddie: "Losing control? It’s beautiful, Johnny! This is how the Demonic Legion thrives—raw chaos!"
Twenty-Third Minute:
Jack Frost regains the upper hand with a well-timed Ice Storm, following it up with a pin attempt.
Johnny: "One… two… NO! Little John makes the save just in time!"
Eddie: "Unbelievable! Somebody throw that oversized oaf out of here—this match should’ve been over!"
Twenty-Fourth to Twenty-Sixth Minutes:
Friar Tuck tags out, bringing Little John back into the action. Jack Frost, desperate, tags in Krampus, who storms the ring with ferocity, landing a devastating Shadow Strike Super Kick. The Demonic Legion shows their cohesion, but Friar Tuck and Little John’s teamwork keeps them in the fight.
Johnny: "Look at Krampus! He’s a one-man wrecking crew right now!"
Eddie: "Of course he is, Johnny! That’s what you get when you pair sheer power with Grinch Heyman’s brilliance. Although… I’m not sure Krampus is appreciating Heyman’s ‘coaching’ tonight."
Johnny: "There’s definitely tension there, Eddie. You can see it in the way they keep glaring at each other."
Eddie: "Glaring? That’s how Krampus shows gratitude, Johnny. It’s all part of the master plan!"
Twenty-Seventh to Twenty-Ninth Minutes:
The Merry Band refuses to quit, with Friar Tuck delivering a spectacular Splash to Krampus, attempting a pin only for Jack Frost to intervene. The back-and-forth action keeps the crowd on the edge of their seats as both teams use every tactic in the book.
Johnny: "Friar Tuck and Little John are hanging in there, but how much more punishment can they take?"
Eddie: "Not much, Johnny. Look at them—they’re running on fumes. The Legion is just toying with them now!"
Thirtieth Minute – The Finish:
Friar Tuck straps Krampus into an Abominable Stretch, applying intense pressure. The crowd roars as Krampus struggles but refuses to submit. Time expires, and the match is declared a DRAW.
Johnny: "The time limit has expired! It’s a draw! What an incredible effort from both teams!"
Eddie (frustrated): "A draw? Are you kidding me? That’s not how this should’ve ended! Heyman should’ve had his team better prepared to finish the job!"
As Honest Abe raises both teams’ hands in recognition of the effort, the Demonic Legion isn’t satisfied. Krampus and Jack Frost glare at Grinch Heyman, who tries to pacify them with animated gestures.
Johnny: "It looks like the Demonic Legion isn’t happy with their manager, Eddie. That tension we’ve been seeing all night might finally boil over."
Eddie: "Oh, stop it, Johnny. Grinch Heyman is a tactical genius—these two just need to fall in line! A draw is better than a loss, but knowing Heyman, he’s not going to let this slide."
RESULT - Merry Band and the Demonic Legion wrestle to a 30 minute draw.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH THE DEMONIC LEGION
The camera transitions backstage, where Alexandra Jones is waiting in her signature red dress, microphone in hand. The tension is thick as Krampus and Jack Frost storm into the frame, their expressions a mix of anger and frustration. Behind them is their manager, the always-scheming Grinch Heyman, who looks less confident than usual. Alexandra, ever the professional, steps forward with a bright but cautious smile to begin the interview.
Alexandra: "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with the Demonic Legion—Krampus, Jack Frost, and their manager, Grinch Heyman—following their hard-fought match against the Merry Band that ended in a time-limit draw. Krampus, I have to ask—what are your thoughts coming out of that match?"
(Krampus steps forward, his intimidating presence forcing Alexandra to take half a step back. His nostrils flare as he glares at Heyman before speaking.)
Krampus (gritting his teeth): "What are my thoughts? My thoughts, Alexandra, are that this… this shouldn’t have happened. We’re the Demonic Legion. We crush everyone in our path. But where was he when it mattered most?"
(Krampus jerks a thumb toward Grinch Heyman, whose face twists into a sheepish grin as he attempts to compose himself.)
Krampus (growling): "Where were you, Heyman? While Jack and I were battling two glorified storytellers in tights, you were out there waving your arms and… what? Taunting the audience? You were supposed to have our backs!"
Alexandra (gently): "Grinch, would you care to respond to that? Krampus and Frost seem to feel that you didn’t provide enough support during the match."
(Heyman stammers, his usual bravado noticeably absent as he tries to defend himself.)
Grinch Heyman: "Now, now, let’s not jump to conclusions! I was… I was strategizing! Yes, strategizing! You can’t expect me to get physically involved—it’s not my role! I—"
(Jack Frost suddenly cuts him off, stepping forward to stand beside Krampus. The icy calm in his voice only underscores his frustration.)
Jack Frost: "Save it, Heyman. Strategizing? While we were in the trenches, you were on the sidelines, flapping your gums. If you want to prove your worth to the Legion, you’d better get us a rematch. Polar Power Episode 3. Against the Merry Band. Or trust me—you’ll regret it."
(The tension is suffocating as Krampus and Jack Frost both stare daggers at Heyman, whose attempts to stammer a response only make the silence more deafening. Finally, the Demonic Legion turns on their heels and storms out of the frame, leaving Heyman behind, visibly rattled. He opens his mouth to say something but quickly thinks better of it and scurries off after them.)
The Camera Focuses Back on Alexandra: Alexandra exhales audibly, lowering her microphone, when she suddenly notices someone leaning casually against a nearby wall. It’s Robin Hood, a charming smirk on his face as he offers her a playful wink. Alexandra flushes slightly, rolling her eyes as she mutters under her breath:
Alexandra (muttering): "What a creep…"
She shakes her head and regains her composure, motioning for the cameraman to cut as the scene fades out.
MATCH #4: BELSNICKEL VS JOLLY GREEN (RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH)
VS
Entrances:
The crowd buzzes in anticipation as Louie Linville takes his position in the ring, microphone in hand, ready to announce the competitors.
Louie Linville (with excitement): "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Russian Chain Match! The winner will be the first to touch all four corners of the ring in succession. Introducing first, hailing from the magical valley, the towering and joyful warrior… JOLLY GREEN!"
The crowd erupts with cheers as Jolly Green emerges, a playful grin on his face despite the heavy chain already latched to his wrist. He steps toward the ring, raising his arms to fire up the crowd, but there’s no mistaking the determination in his eyes.
As Jolly Green gets settled, the arena lights dim, and a sinister tune plays, announcing the arrival of his opponent.
Louie Linville (with a dark edge): "And his opponent… hailing from the shadowy underbelly of the Yuletide… the punisher of the naughty and bringer of chaos… BELSNICKEL!"
The boos pour in as Belsnickel strides to the ring, his cruel smile and menacing aura sending chills through the audience. He grabs the chain attached to his wrist and yanks it menacingly, glaring at Jolly Green as he enters the ring.
Johnny: "This is such an unusual matchup, Eddie. You’ve got to wonder why Commissioner Cratchit would throw these two into a Russian Chain Match seemingly out of nowhere."
Eddie: "Because he’s a visionary, Johnny. He’s keeping the NPCW unpredictable, keeping things fluid and—most importantly—entertaining! Stop questioning greatness and enjoy the carnage."
First to Third Minutes:
The match begins with both men testing their strength, the heavy chain between them clanging ominously. Belsnickel lands a stiff Roundhouse Right, but Jolly Green quickly counters with a vicious Knee Smash. Both men go down hard but immediately pull themselves up, each keeping a firm grip on the chain.
Johnny: "Both men are starting off strong, but you can see they’re trying to feel each other out. The chain adds such an unpredictable element to this match."
Eddie: "It’s not about feeling each other out, Johnny—it’s about survival. Belsnickel knows how to use that chain as a weapon. Jolly Green? He’s going to use it as a jump rope if we’re lucky."
Belsnickel takes control, wrapping the chain around his hand and striking Jolly Green repeatedly before pulling him into a Hip Toss.
Fourth to Sixth Minutes:
The tide begins to turn as Belsnickel digs his nails into Jolly Green with a brutal Claw Hold. The crowd boos as Jolly Green screams in pain, but the resilient giant fights back, neutralizing a follow-up Elbow Off the Turnbuckle to mount his own offense.
Johnny: "Jolly Green is showing incredible resilience here! He’s fighting off every bit of punishment Belsnickel throws at him."
Eddie: "Resilience? He’s just big and stubborn, Johnny. That’s not skill—that’s genetics."
Seventh to Tenth Minutes:
Jolly Green explodes with a thunderous Belly-to-Belly Suplex, shaking the ring and drawing cheers from the fans. He follows it up by dragging Belsnickel around to tag the first corner before being yanked back by the chain. Belsnickel retaliates with a crushing Powerslam but can’t capitalize as Jolly Green fights back yet again.
Johnny: "Jolly Green isn’t going down without a fight! He’s making the most of every opportunity to turn the tide."
Eddie: "Oh, please! He’s a giant oaf, Johnny—Belsnickel just needs to bide his time and outsmart him. And trust me, Belsnickel’s got brains for days."
Eleventh to Fifteenth Minutes:
Belsnickel takes back control, unleashing a devastating chain attack that leaves Jolly Green staggering. He attempts to tag a corner, but Jolly Green pulls him back and connects with a Piledriver. The crowd roars as Jolly Green drags Belsnickel, touching one corner, but can’t reach the second before Belsnickel counters.
Johnny: "Jolly Green was so close! This match has been back and forth—it’s impossible to call!"
Eddie: "It’s not impossible, Johnny—it’s Belsnickel’s match to lose. Jolly Green’s too slow to pull this off."
Sixteenth to Twentieth Minutes:
Jolly Green powers up with a Smash with Knee, tagging three corners in succession. The crowd is electric, but Belsnickel stops the run with a desperate Ringing the Bell flying lariat. Both men collapse in exhaustion as the chain hangs loosely between them.
Johnny: "This match has turned into a war of attrition. Who’s going to have the strength to finish it?"
Eddie: "It’s going to be Belsnickel, Johnny. He’s smarter, meaner, and just plain better."
Final Stretch (Twenty-First to Twenty-Fifth Minutes):
The crowd erupts as Jolly Green mounts one last offensive, landing a massive Belly-to-Belly Suplex to take Belsnickel down. The giant, gritting his teeth, drags Belsnickel to touch one corner, then another, then the third. The tension is palpable as Jolly Green reaches for the fourth corner and slaps it, claiming the victory!
Johnny (ecstatic): "He did it! Jolly Green wins the Russian Chain Match! What an incredible display of heart and determination!"
Eddie (grumbling): "What an upset! Belsnickel was robbed! That chain must’ve thrown him off balance. I demand a rematch!"
RESULT - Jolly Green defeats Belsnickel at the 25 minute mark after touching all four corners after a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.
ENTER THE SANDMAN
Jolly Green, still catching his breath after an exhausting victory, raises his arms in triumph, basking in the adoration of the crowd. The cheers echo throughout the arena as he smiles, but then—without warning—the lights go out. A blanket of darkness envelops the venue, and the jubilant cheers quickly morph into uneasy murmurs.
Johnny (nervous): "Wait a second—what’s happening? The lights just went out! We’ve seen this before tonight… could it be another ambush?!"
Eddie (mocking): "Oh, relax, Johnny. It’s probably just the electrician falling asleep on the job. Although… maybe Jolly should keep one eye open."
As the crowd stirs in fear, a faint glow illuminates the jumbotron. The eerie, melodic sounds of an unsettling lullaby echo through the darkness. The camera cuts to Jolly Green in the ring, his playful grin replaced by a concerned expression as he grips the chain, glancing around cautiously.
Suddenly, the screen flickers to life, and the sinister, enigmatic figure of The Sandman appears. Draped in shadow, his face shrouded in mystery, The Sandman gazes directly into the camera. His voice is calm, almost soothing, as he speaks, the lullaby continuing to play softly in the background.
The Sandman (eerily calm): "Jolly Green… you shine so brightly tonight. But every light must fade. Every laugh must die. Every giant must… sleep."
The faint lullaby stops abruptly, replaced by the haunting chorus of The Sandman’s theme song. A wicked grin creeps across his face, and his calm demeanor is replaced by chilling amusement.
The Sandman (grinning): "I’m coming to put you to sleep… for good."
His laughter begins low and quiet but quickly builds into an unsettling crescendo. Then, just as suddenly as it began, the screen cuts to black, plunging the arena back into silence save for the nervous murmurs of the crowd.
The lights come back on, and the camera focuses on Jolly Green, still in the ring, visibly shaken. He looks around nervously, half-expecting an ambush, but no one emerges. The unsettling energy lingers in the air as Jolly lowers his head, muttering to himself before slowly exiting the ring.
Johnny (disturbed): "What… what did we just witness? The Sandman is here, and it looks like he’s got his sights set on Jolly Green!"
Eddie (amused): "I love it! The Sandman has style, Johnny. He doesn’t just show up—he makes an entrance. And let’s face it, Jolly’s been way too cheery for my taste. Time to bring him down to reality—or better yet, to dreamland!"
Jolly heads up the ramp, his steps slower than usual as he glances behind him, the tension in the arena palpable. The crowd isn’t cheering anymore—they’re just as unsettled, wondering what The Sandman’s cryptic threat could mean.
MATCH #5: THE HOWLERS VS REINDEER COALITION
VS
Entrances:
The crowd erupts into cheers as Louie Linville steps into the ring, ready to announce the competitors.
Louie Linville (with enthusiasm): "Introducing first, representing the Reindeer Coalition… weighing in at a combined 480 pounds… the thunderous duo of DONNER AND BLITZEN!"
Donner and Blitzen charge down the ramp, slapping hands with fans and hyping up the crowd. Their energy is infectious as they leap into the ring, ready for battle.
The cheers quickly turn to boos as the ominous howl of the Wolf Pack’s theme music fills the arena.
Louie Linville (with a sinister tone): "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Big Bad Wolf and Moonshadow… representing the ferocious Wolf Pack… THE HOWLERS!"
Howler #1 and Howler #2 emerge from the back, flanked by Big Bad Wolf and Moonshadow. The Howlers snarl and howl at the crowd, exuding confidence as they make their way to the ring. Big Bad Wolf smirks, clearly enjoying the hostile reaction from the fans.
Johnny: "This is going to be a clash of styles, Eddie. The Reindeer Coalition brings power and teamwork, while the Howlers are all about aggression and cunning."
Eddie: "Oh, please, Johnny. The Reindeer Coalition is nothing but a couple of overgrown pets. The Howlers are predators—they’re going to tear those reindeer apart!"
First Minute:
The match kicks off with Howler #1 squaring off against Blitzen. Howler #1 immediately takes control with a devastating Powerbomb, but Blitzen counters with a powerful Running Shoulder Tackle that sends Howler #1 reeling. Both men tag out, bringing Howler #2 and Donner into the fray.
Johnny: "What a start! Both teams are bringing the fight right out of the gate!"
Eddie: "Yeah, yeah, but let’s be honest, Johnny—Blitzen got lucky. Howler #1 was just warming up!"
Second Minute:
Howler #2 takes advantage of a distraction caused by Big Bad Wolf and Moonshadow, allowing the Wolf Pack to gang up on Donner. The referee, Fast Count Frank, misses the interference, and the Howlers get away with it.
Johnny: "Come on! That was blatant interference! Fast Count Frank needs to get control of this match!"
Eddie (grinning): "Control? Johnny, this is strategy! The Wolf Pack is just showing why they’re the smartest team in NPCW."
Third to Fourth Minutes:
The Howlers double-team Blitzen with a brutal combination of a Falling Reverse DDT and a Clubbing Blow to the Back. Blitzen fights back valiantly, landing a spectacular Shooting Star Press to break the momentum.
Johnny: "Blitzen is showing incredible resilience! He’s not backing down, no matter how much punishment he takes."
Eddie: "Resilience? Please. He’s just delaying the inevitable, Johnny. The Howlers are toying with him!"
Fifth Minute:
Blitzen tags in Donner, and the Reindeer Coalition turns the tables with a double-team of their own. Donner lands a Reindeer Gorge while Blitzen follows up with a Reindeer Kick. The crowd erupts as the Howlers are momentarily on the defensive.
Johnny: "What teamwork by Donner and Blitzen! The Reindeer Coalition is firing on all cylinders!"
Eddie: "Oh, give me a break, Johnny. They’re just lucky Fast Count Frank hasn’t disqualified them for being boring!"
Sixth to Seventh Minutes:
Howler #2 regains control with a vicious Knee Drop, but Blitzen counters with a Reindeer One Two. The action is fast and furious as both teams trade momentum.
Johnny: "This match is living up to the hype! Both teams are giving it everything they’ve got!"
Eddie: "Yeah, but let’s not kid ourselves, Johnny. The Howlers are just biding their time. Once they sink their teeth in, it’s over."
Eighth to Eleventh Minutes:
Blitzen tags in Donner, who dominates with a thunderous Thunderclap Powerbomb. Donner goes for a pin, but Howler #2 kicks out at the last second. The Howlers regroup, using their cunning to double-team Donner with a series of strikes.
Johnny: "Donner and Blitzen are holding their own, but the Howlers’ dirty tactics are keeping them in this match."
Eddie: "Dirty tactics? That’s called being resourceful, Johnny. The Howlers are showing why they’re the future of the tag division!"
Thirteenth Minute:
The Howlers take control with brutal double-teaming. Howler #2 lands a barrage of Slugging Rights, while Howler #1 follows up with Multiple Elbow Drops that leave Donner struggling to stay in the fight.
Johnny: "The Howlers are using their pack mentality to wear Donner down! This is brutal!"
Eddie: "Oh, come on, Johnny. This isn’t brutality—it’s strategy! The Howlers are showing why the Wolf Pack is the most dominant faction in NPCW!"
Fourteenth to Fifteenth Minutes:
The Howlers continue their assault, seamlessly tagging in and out to maintain their momentum. A devastating Sidewalk Slam from Howler #1 combines with more Slugging Rights from Howler #2, but Donner finally counters with a well-timed Reindeer One Two, breaking the double-team and turning the tide.
Johnny: "What a comeback by Donner! He’s refusing to go down without a fight!"
Eddie: "A fluke, Johnny. Donner’s just delaying the inevitable. The Howlers are still in control!"
Sixteenth Minute:
Howler #2 throws Donner out of the ring with a Toss Out of Ring, but Donner counters by dragging him off the apron and hitting a thunderous Thunderclap Powerbomb on the outside. The crowd explodes with excitement as Donner beats the referee’s count and rolls back into the ring.
Johnny: "Donner with an incredible move! The tide is shifting in favor of the Reindeer Coalition!"
Eddie: "Ugh, someone call animal control—these reindeer are getting out of hand!"
Seventeenth to Nineteenth Minutes:
Donner and Blitzen work in perfect tandem, unleashing a powerful combination of a Running Shoulder Tackle and a Thunderstrike Sit-Out Powerbomb on Howler #1. The Howlers fight back valiantly with a Flying Lariat from Howler #1, but the Reindeer Coalition's teamwork continues to shine.
Johnny: "This is tag team wrestling at its finest! The Reindeer Coalition is firing on all cylinders!"
Eddie: "Finest? The Howlers are just giving them some room to play, Johnny. Let’s see how long the reindeer can keep up."
Twentieth to Twenty-Second Minutes:
The Wolf Pack attempts to interfere with a distracting howl from ringside, giving Howler #1 a brief moment to regain control. But Blitzen cuts through the chaos with a massive Running Shoulder Tackle, nearly ending the match with a pin attempt before Howler #1 kicks out.
Johnny: "Fast Count Frank was this close to counting three! Blitzen was milliseconds away from securing the win!"
Eddie: "Bah, the Wolf Pack isn’t going down that easily. It’s going to take more than reindeer gimmicks to win this one!"
Twenty-Third to Twenty-Sixth Minutes:
Blitzen and Donner take back control with a vicious double-team combination of a Reindeer One Two and a Running Shoulder Tackle. Howler #2 tags in, delivering a fierce Howler Drop, but the Reindeer Coalition continues to match their aggression, trading devastating moves with the Howlers.
Johnny: "This is a brawl, plain and simple! Both teams are laying it all on the line tonight!"
Eddie: "And that’s exactly why the Howlers are the future of this division, Johnny. They thrive in chaos—they were born for this!"
Final Minutes (Twenty-Seventh to Twenty-Ninth):
The action reaches its climax as the Howlers and the Reindeer Coalition throw everything they have at each other. The Wolf Pack tries one last interference with a distracting howl, but Donner stays focused, hitting a Sunset Flip on Howler #1 for the pin. Fast Count Frank’s hand slaps the mat for the three-count, and the crowd erupts in cheers!
Johnny (ecstatic): "Donner and Blitzen win! What an incredible victory for the Reindeer Coalition!"
Eddie (grumbling): "I can’t believe this. The Wolf Pack was robbed! Fast Count Frank must’ve had an agenda tonight, Johnny!"
As Donner and Blitzen celebrate their hard-fought victory, the Howlers regroup outside the ring, frustrated but still snarling as they plot their next move.
RESULT - Reindeer Coalition defeats The Howlers at the 29 minute mark via pinfall after a SUNSET FLIP by Donner on Howler #1.
BACKSTAGE WITH THE REINDEER COALITION
The camera cuts backstage to Alexandra Jones, standing confidently with microphone in hand, looking radiant as always in her sharp red dress. Flanking her are Comet and Prancer of the Reindeer Coalition, their focus unmistakable as they prepare for their tag team title shot later tonight against the Polar Bears. Alexandra flashes her practiced smile, stepping forward to begin.
Alexandra: "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with Comet and Prancer of the Reindeer Coalition, who will challenge the Polar Bears for the NPCW Tag Team Titles later tonight. Comet, Prancer, this has been a long time coming—since losing the titles in December, you’ve fought your way back to the top. What’s going through your minds as you head into this match?"
Comet (leaning toward the mic): "You’re right, Alexandra—it has been a long time coming. Ever since we lost the titles back in December, the Polar Bears have done everything they can to duck us. But tonight, there’s nowhere left to hide. We’re done waiting. It’s time to bring those titles back home to the Coalition."
Prancer (nodding): "Exactly. They’ve been running scared, Alexandra. But they forget—we’re not just any team. We’re Reindeer Coalition. They caught us off guard once, but lightning doesn’t strike twice. We’re taking back what’s ours, and we’re doing it in front of all these fans who have stood by us every step of the way."
Alexandra (following up): "Some might say the Polar Bears’ size and power give them an edge, especially in a high-stakes match like this. How do you plan to overcome their strength advantage?"
Comet (with determination): "We’ve heard it all before, Alexandra—‘too big, too powerful.’ But we don’t back down from a fight. It’s not about size; it’s about heart, speed, and strategy. The Polar Bears might be big, but they’re slow—and when you’re slow against us, you lose."
Prancer (smirking): "And let’s be honest, Alexandra—those belts looked much better on us anyway."
(Alexandra chuckles but before she can continue, Donner and Blitzen enter the frame, still pumped up from their earlier victory over the Howlers. The four reindeer exchange grins, the camaraderie between them clear.)
Donner (grinning): "The wolves thought they could outsmart us, but we showed them who the real predators are. Easy prey, my antlers. We sent them running with their tails between their legs."
Blitzen: "And if we can handle the Howlers, Comet and Prancer, there’s no doubt you can take care of those overgrown bears. Tonight, the Coalition will run the tag team division—top contenders and champions!"
(The four of them share a proud laugh as the energy builds. Donner and Blitzen extend their fists, which Comet and Prancer bump with confidence. They then lean their foreheads together in a show of strength and unity, letting out fierce, echoing snorts that fire each other up.)
Alexandra (smiling): "It’s clear the Reindeer Coalition is a team with unmatched chemistry and determination. Before I let you go, Comet, Prancer, any final words for the Polar Bears before you face them tonight?"
Comet: "Yeah. Polar Bears—you’re on borrowed time. Those titles are coming back to the Reindeer Coalition, where they belong. Get ready for the fight of your lives."
Prancer: "Hope you’ve enjoyed playing champs, because your reign ends tonight. Coalition strong, baby!"
(The camera lingers on the four reindeer, their confidence radiating as they exchange nods. Alexandra steps aside, looking impressed as the Reindeer Coalition walks off, ready for the challenge ahead.)
MAIN EVENT UPDATE
(The camera cuts back to the announce desk, where Johnny "The Mic" Michaels sits with a serious expression, while Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington lounges casually, smirking. The audience’s energy quiets as they sense the gravity of the moment.)
Johnny (solemnly): "Hello, fans. We wanted to take a moment to talk about the upcoming main event later tonight and review how we got here. It’s no secret that this match has stirred a lot of controversy, and frankly, a lot of concern for Santa Claus and his allies."
Eddie (interrupting, rolling his eyes): "Oh, here we go. Let me guess, Johnny—another sob story about poor, overworked, innocent Santa Claus? Give me a break! The guy’s had it coming for years."
Johnny (ignoring Eddie): "In recent weeks, we’ve seen some highly questionable decisions coming out of the Commissioner’s office under Bob Cratchit. Rules that seem, quite frankly, weighted against Santa. Just a few weeks ago, Santa had to defend his NPCW title in a brutal triple threat match against Frankenstein’s Monster and Krampus. Despite the odds being stacked against him, Santa emerged victorious in what many are calling one of the toughest battles of his career."
Eddie (grinning): "Oh yeah, toughest battle. Because Santa’s never had to fight off anything tougher than a milk and cookies craving before! Let’s not pretend he’s some underdog hero here, Johnny. The man’s got a magic sack and a flying sleigh—he’s doing fine!"
Johnny (steadily continuing): "But the story didn’t end there, folks. After that match, Santa was ambushed in a horrifying attack by the Monster Bash and their allies. It was chaos. The aftermath left Santa and his friends battered and bruised, and to add insult to injury, the Commissioner handed down heavy fines on Santa and his team for what he called ‘excessive retaliation.’"
Eddie (mockingly): "Oh, let’s cry about it some more. Santa and his merry misfits got fined—big deal! You break the rules, you pay the price. It’s about time someone held ol’ Saint Nick accountable for a change!"
Johnny (ignoring the sarcasm): "And now, tonight, we face an unprecedented challenge. The MADNESS main event operates under special rules that many believe were designed to work against Santa. In this six-man tag match, whoever scores the pinfall or submission will walk away as the NPCW Champion. That means Santa doesn’t even have to be pinned to lose his title. It’s a stipulation that has left many fans and even some locker room members questioning the Commissioner’s motives."
Eddie (leaning forward, smirking): "Oh, come on, Johnny. Don’t act like Santa’s some sort of victim. The guy’s been skating by on goodwill and magic reindeer dust for decades. Cratchit’s just shaking things up, keeping NPCW unpredictable. You’ve got to admit, it’s brilliant! Santa’s had it too easy for too long, and tonight, we finally get to see if he can handle the MADNESS! Spoiler alert—he can’t."
Johnny (shaking his head): "Fans, there’s no denying that tonight’s match has an air of unease hanging over it. With Santa’s fate and the NPCW title on the line, it’s impossible to predict how this will unfold. But for now, let’s check in with KC Rogers, who is live at the hospital with an update on Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Dorothy after the earlier attack."
(The scene transitions from the announce desk to the hospital. The camera focuses on KC Rogers, dressed in a muted grey blazer with her red hair neatly tied in a bun and her glasses giving her a poised yet concerned look. She stands in the waiting room, the hum of the hospital audible in the background. KC holds the microphone with professionalism but can’t hide her worry.)
KC Rogers (with a measured tone): "Thank you, Johnny. Fans, I’m here at the hospital waiting for an update on the condition of Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, and Dorothy following the heinous attack earlier tonight. It’s been an incredibly tense atmosphere here as we await word from the medical team."
(As she speaks, a doctor emerges from behind a curtain. KC immediately hurries after him, her heels clicking briskly on the tile floor.)
KC Rogers (gently but urgently): "Doctor, can you give us any updates on their condition? The fans are desperate to know how they’re doing."
(The doctor pauses briefly, looking fatigued but maintaining a professional demeanor.)
Doctor (solemnly): "It’s still too early to tell the full extent of the damage to Mrs. Claus and Dorothy’s eyes. We’re monitoring them closely, but right now, it’s a waiting game. All we can do is manage their discomfort and hope for the best."
KC Rogers (nodding with concern): "And what about Santa? Can you tell us how he’s doing?"
Doctor: "He’s in another room. You can see him if you’d like, but I’ll warn you—his condition is concerning. He’s suffered several broken ribs, among other injuries.He is in no condition to fight tonight!"
(KC thanks the doctor, her expression hardening as she walks purposefully toward Santa’s room. The camera follows her as she enters the room, revealing an emotional and raw scene. Santa sits on the edge of a gurney, shirtless, his torso heavily bandaged. He leans forward slightly, grimacing with every breath. Beside him, Mrs. Claus lies on another bed, her eyes fully bandaged. Former Commissioner Bernard stands nearby, his arms crossed, exuding both worry and frustration.)
Mrs. Claus (weakly, her voice firm despite her condition): "You need to go, Santa. You can’t let them win this way."
(Santa shifts uncomfortably, his face etched with pain and indecision.)
Santa (hesitant): "But I don’t want to leave you like this. What if—"
Mrs. Claus (cutting him off): "I’m fine! You don’t need to worry about me. What you need to do is go knock some heads together. Those monsters need to pay for what they’ve done."
Bernard (stepping forward, his voice tinged with frustration): "Santa, she’s right, but you also need to think of yourself. Your ribs are broken—you’re in no condition to fight."
(Santa’s fists clench as he fights through the pain, his voice resolute.)
Santa: "Listen, if Mrs. Claus doesn’t need me here, then I’m going. I can’t let all those little children—and all the fans—down. Frankenstein and his Monster Bash need to pay the price for what they’ve done!"
(Santa tries to stand, but the pain proves too much, and he nearly collapses to one knee. Bernard is quick to grab his arm, steadying him.)
Bernard (exasperated but supportive): "You old fool. I know I can’t stop you, so I might as well help. Let’s get you back to the arena before you hurt yourself even more."
KC Rogers (interjecting gently): "Santa, are you sure about this? The odds are already stacked against you—you could be risking your health permanently."
(Santa, still leaning heavily on Bernard, turns to KC with unwavering determination.)
Santa: "I’m sure. Tonight’s not just about me—it’s about standing up to monsters like Frankenstein who think they can run rampant. I might be down, but I’m not out. Not yet."
(Mrs. Claus manages a faint smile under her bandages.)
Mrs. Claus (encouraging): "Go, dear. And give them one for me."
(Santa nods, his resolve renewed. With Bernard’s help, he limps out of the room, heading toward the unknown.)
KC Rogers (turning back to the camera): "Fans, you heard it directly from Santa Claus himself. He’s going back to the arena to fight, despite the odds and against all advice. Back to you, Johnny."
Cut back to the announce desk:
Johnny looks visibly moved, shaking his head with a mix of admiration and concern. Eddie, on the other hand, is quick to pounce with his usual sarcasm.
Johnny: "Santa’s determination is unmatched. Say what you will, but the man has the heart of a champion."
Eddie (mocking): "Heart of a champion? Try the stubbornness of an old goat! And did you see Bernard? The former Commissioner, Johnny! I mean, talk about bias. No wonder Santa got away with so much back when Bernard was in charge."
Johnny (irritated): "Eddie, this isn’t about bias—it’s about resilience and standing up for what’s right."
Eddie (grinning): "Oh, please. If Bernard wasn’t there to hold Santa up, he’d still be lying on that gurney. Call it resilience if you want, but I call it a delusion of grandeur."
Johnny (ignoring Eddie): "Well, fans, the stage is set for one of the most emotional and unpredictable main events in NPCW history. Will Santa have enough left in the tank to survive, or will the odds finally be too much? Stay with us."
MATCH #6 MOONSHADOW VS PEARL
VS
The camera cuts to Louie Linville, center ring, ready to kick off the next match.
Louie Linville (confidently): "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making her way to the ring… accompanied by the ferocious Wolf Pack… representing the pack’s unyielding spirit and deadly precision… MOONSHADOW!"
The arena fills with boos as Moonshadow emerges with the Wolf Pack—Big Bad Wolf and Howlers by her side. Moonshadow exudes confidence as she marches to the ring, snarling slightly at the fans, who jeer loudly. The Wolf Pack walks with menacing purpose, with Big Bad Wolf (proudly wearing the Northern Lights Championship belt) howling into the air to taunt the crowd.
Johnny: "This should be an interesting matchup, Eddie. A rematch from February when Pearl scored a huge victory over Moonshadow. But since then, Moonshadow has been on an impressive streak, including a major win over Dorothy, no less."
Eddie (cutting in, smug): "Oh, come on, Johnny. That February match was a fluke! Pearl got lucky. Since then, Moonshadow has evolved into a true contender—faster, stronger, and way more dangerous. If anything, this should be a preview of the Queen of the North finals, where Moonshadow is going to dominate, just like she’ll dominate Pearl tonight."
Louie Linville (as the music changes): "And her opponent… hailing from the sparkling plains of the Dreamlands… bringing light to every corner of the ring… PEARL, THE TOOTH FAIRY!"
The crowd cheers as Pearl steps onto the stage, her sequined attire shimmering under the arena lights. She waves energetically to the fans before leaping into the ring, full of determination.
Johnny: "Pearl is no slouch, Eddie. She’s one of the fastest and most agile competitors in NPCW, and she’s proven she can handle the Wolf Pack before. Moonshadow might think she’s improved, but Pearl has everything it takes to put her away again."
Eddie: "Yeah, sure, Johnny. I’m supposed to believe in some glittery winged fairy over the relentless ferocity of Moonshadow? Please. This is going to be an easy night for the pack."
Match Begins:
First Minute: The bell rings, and both women circle each other before locking up. Moonshadow gains an early advantage, trapping Pearl in a tight Sleeperhold, trying to sap her energy. But Pearl fights back, breaking free and countering with a quick Sliding Seated Clothesline that sends Moonshadow to the mat.
Johnny: "Pearl showing her speed right there—what a way to counter the Sleeperhold!"
Eddie: "Big deal, Johnny. A clothesline? Moonshadow’s going to shake that off in about two seconds. You’ll see."
Second Minute: Moonshadow rebounds with a stunning Lunar Lariat that leaves Pearl reeling. Pearl counters with Running Double Axe Handles, staying in the fight and keeping the crowd firmly behind her.
Johnny: "Pearl refuses to back down! She’s giving Moonshadow everything she’s got right now."
Eddie: "Which is what, glitter and magic wands? Come on, Moonshadow—finish her already!"
Third Minute: The Wolf Pack gets involved for the first time, howling loudly from ringside to distract Honest Abe, giving Moonshadow an opening. Despite this, Pearl lands her signature Tooth Extractor, dropping Moonshadow hard, bringing the crowd to their feet.
Johnny (shouting): "What a move by Pearl! The Tooth Extractor just rocked Moonshadow!"
Eddie: "Pfft, whatever. A lucky shot. Also, let’s not ignore how Pearl keeps getting distracted. Ever heard of focus, fairy?"
Fourth to Fifth Minutes: Moonshadow regains momentum with a Flying Kneelift followed by a crushing Front Facelock. Pearl is clearly struggling as the Wolf Pack continues their antics outside the ring.
Johnny: "This is ridiculous! Honest Abe needs to get control of this match—the Wolf Pack is blatantly interfering!"
Eddie (grinning): "What do you want, Johnny? They’re wolves—they howl, they distract, they hunt. It’s in their nature!"
Sixth to Eighth Minutes: The Wolf Pack distracts Pearl again, allowing Moonshadow to throw Pearl through the ropes. Pearl barely makes it back into the ring before the referee’s count reaches eight. Moonshadow stays on the attack, hitting a brutal Throw Through Ropes and applying relentless pressure.
Johnny: "This is turning into a mugging! Moonshadow isn’t even letting Pearl breathe."
Eddie: "Because she’s smart, Johnny. That’s how you handle a winged nuisance—you ground her!"
Ninth Minute – The Finish: As Pearl attempts a comeback, the Wolf Pack distracts her once again with their howling antics, giving Moonshadow the opening she needs. Moonshadow rolls Pearl up with a Small Package, and Honest Abe counts the three!
Johnny (frustrated): "Not like this! The Wolf Pack’s interference cost Pearl the match!"
Eddie (cheering): "Oh, boo-hoo, Johnny! That’s called teamwork! Moonshadow is a predator—she did exactly what she needed to do, and guess what? She won!"
Post-Match: Moonshadow celebrates in the ring with the Wolf Pack, snarling defiantly at the booing crowd, while Pearl rolls out of the ring, glaring back with frustration but showing no fear.
Johnny: "You’ve got to wonder—what happens if these two meet again in the Queen of the North finals? Pearl’s going to want payback, and I don’t think Moonshadow will be able to rely on the Wolf Pack next time."
Eddie: "Payback? Please. Moonshadow just proved she’s better. If they meet again, the result will be the same—another W for the pack."
RESULT - Moonshadow defeats Pearl at the 9 minute mark via a small package pinfall after DISTRACT FOE by the Wolf Pack.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH MONSTER BASH
The camera cuts to Alexandra Jones backstage, microphone in hand, looking sharp yet cautious. Standing beside her is the unhinged Dr. Frankenstein, wildly animated and mumbling to himself as if having multiple conversations at once. Behind him looms the intimidating Monster Bash—Frankenstein’s Monster, Kong, Ogre, and Dragon King. Their sheer size and menacing presence fill the frame as they glare at the camera, occasionally growling or grunting to punctuate the tension.
Alexandra (confident but wary): "Fans, I’m here with Dr. Frankenstein and the monstrous force that is Monster Bash. Doctor, earlier tonight, your group orchestrated a chilling attack on Santa Claus and his allies, leaving them battered and heading into tonight’s main event at a severe disadvantage. Can you give us your thoughts on those actions and your group’s intentions moving forward?"
Dr. Frankenstein (his energy manic as he claps his hands together, pacing erratically): "Ah! Thoughts, thoughts, thoughts—so many thoughts! Wonderful thoughts! You see, Alexandra, you must understand—it wasn’t just an attack, oh no, no, no! It was an experiment! A test of limits, the boundaries of pain, the fragility of the so-called ‘good guys!’ HAHAHA!"
(Frankenstein’s Monster lets out a low growl behind him, crossing his massive arms as Kong thumps his chest once for emphasis. Ogre sneers, while Dragon King’s yellow eyes narrow ominously.)
Dr. Frankenstein (waving his hands as if painting a picture): "We took the pieces, yes, the broken pieces of their hope, their foolish resilience, and smashed them into dust! Santa Claus—broken ribs, bruised pride. Mrs. Claus and Dorothy—oh, their precious eyes, blinded by our allies the Coven’s brilliance! HAH! They were nothing more than variables, pawns in the grand equation that is MONSTER BASH!"
(Alexandra hesitates, clearly unsettled but pressing on.)
Alexandra: "Doctor, many are questioning the ethics of these attacks, calling them cowardly. How do you respond to those critics?"
Dr. Frankenstein (stopping abruptly, staring at her with wide eyes before laughing hysterically): "ETHICS? HA! Ethics, Alexandra, are for fools and mortals. Cowardly? No, no, no—it’s efficiency! Monsters don’t play fair; monsters devour, conquer, destroy! HAHAHA! Besides… we’re simply leveling the playing field. Tonight’s MADNESS main event? It was tailor-made for us!"
(Frankenstein’s Monster lets out another guttural growl, while Dragon King curls his claws menacingly. Alexandra adjusts her posture, trying to regain control of the interview.)
Alexandra: "And what about tonight’s main event, Doctor? With Santa still recovering from earlier, do you believe Monster Bash has the advantage?"
Dr. Frankenstein (suddenly stopping and pointing dramatically at the camera): "ADVANTAGE? Alexandra, the title doesn’t just belong to Monster Bash—it has always been ours! Santa is nothing but a relic, a faded ghost of a bygone era. After tonight, there will be no more children cheering, no more Christmas miracles! There will only be despair, destruction, DOMINANCE! And all of it—ALL OF IT—under the banner of MONSTER BASH!"
(He turns suddenly, shouting to his monsters as if commanding an army.)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Kong, Ogre, Dragon King, Monster! Tonight, we take what is rightfully ours! We will break him! We will break ALL of them! And when the dust settles…"
(Dr. Frankenstein spins back toward the camera, his face contorted into a manic grin. The lights around him flicker slightly as if in response to his unbridled energy. He leans into the lens, his eyes wild and unblinking.)
Dr. Frankenstein (maniacally, into the camera): "THEY LIVE… THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION TO NPCW! HAHAHAHAHA!"
(The Monster Bash steps forward in unison, their shadowy forms towering over Alexandra, who instinctively takes a step back. Frankenstein’s laughter echoes as the screen fades to black, leaving only the ominous growls of his monstrous creations.)
Cut back to the announce desk:
Johnny is visibly unsettled, shaking his head.
Johnny (seriously): "Well, there you have it, fans. Dr. Frankenstein and Monster Bash are as dangerous as they are unhinged. Santa and his allies may have the fight of their lives ahead of them tonight."
Eddie (grinning, shrugging): "And you call me biased, Johnny? Did you see that? That’s a well-organized, highly intelligent team under the leadership of a genius! Monster Bash isn’t dangerous—they’re inevitable!"
Johnny (irritated): "I think we just witnessed why the rest of the roster is on edge when it comes to Monster Bash. Fans, stay tuned as we prepare for what promises to be a chaotic and unpredictable main event."
MATCH #7: NPCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH POLAR BEARS VS REINDEER COALITION
VS
Louie Linville stands in the center of the ring, his voice booming as he begins the introductions.
Louie Linville (with energy): "Introducing first, the challengers… representing the Reindeer Coalition… former NPCW Tag Team Champions… COMET AND PRANCER!"
The crowd erupts into cheers as Comet and Prancer make their way to the ring, their confidence clear as they slap hands with the fans. They look determined, gesturing to the audience that the belts are coming back home.
The atmosphere changes as the arena dims and frost-themed lighting bathes the stage. A growling sound echoes as the champions make their entrance.
Louie Linville (dramatic and serious): "And their opponents… hailing from the icy tundras… they are the reigning and defending NPCW Tag Team Champions… THE POLAR BEARS!"
The Polar Bears lumber out, massive and intimidating, with cold, calculating glares. The crowd boos loudly, but the champions seem unaffected, moving with deliberate power as they hold their title belts high.
Johnny: "This is going to be a hard-hitting contest, Eddie. Comet and Prancer are determined to reclaim their titles, but the Polar Bears aren’t going to make it easy for them."
Eddie (smirking): "Make it easy? Please, Johnny. The Polar Bears are the apex predators of the tag team division. Comet and Prancer are just here for the sleigh ride back to mediocrity."
First Minute:
The match begins with Polar Bear 1 targeting Comet, dragging him into the corner where the champions double-team him. Polar Bear 1 tries to execute a Neckbreaker, but Comet counters, neutralizing the attack and showing his resilience.
Johnny: "Comet starting strong! He’s not going to let the Polar Bears dictate the pace."
Eddie: "Oh, great. Another reindeer thinking it can outsmart a polar bear. Let’s see how long that lasts, Johnny."
Second Minute:
Polar Bear 1 claws at Comet’s face in a ruthless attempt to maintain control. With Polar Bear 2 providing a brief distraction, the champions gain an edge, leaving Comet on the defensive.
Johnny: "Come on, ref! That was a blatant eye rake!"
Eddie (laughing): "Relax, Johnny. You don’t play nice in the tundra. Polar Bear 1 is just reminding Comet what it’s like to face the champs!"
Third to Fourth Minutes:
Comet manages to tag in Prancer, and the challengers begin a stunning double-team sequence. Comet hits a Shooting Star Press, while Prancer locks in the Hoof Clamp, targeting Polar Bear 1’s legs. The Polar Bear absorbs the punishment and counters with a thunderous Backbreaker to regain control.
Johnny: "Comet and Prancer showing their incredible teamwork! That’s why they were former champions!"
Eddie: "Former champions, Johnny. Emphasis on ‘former.’ The Polar Bears know how to endure. That’s what champions do."
Fifth to Seventh Minutes:
Polar Bear 2 enters the fray, hitting a powerful Snowstorm Spin on Prancer. The challengers refuse to back down, with Prancer nearly stealing the win with a stunning Prancer’s Prance flying enzguiri, but Polar Bear 1 makes the save at the last second.
Johnny: "Prancer was so close! If not for Polar Bear 1, we’d have new champions right now!"
Eddie: "Oh, stop whining, Johnny. That’s called tag team strategy. The Bears are on another level."
Eighth to Tenth Minutes:
The back-and-forth action continues as Comet returns to the match. He dazzles the crowd with another Shooting Star Press on Polar Bear 2, nearly putting the champion away. However, the Polar Bears maintain their composure, tagging in and out seamlessly to keep Comet isolated.
Johnny: "The Polar Bears are showing why they’ve held the belts since December. Their chemistry is undeniable."
Eddie: "Exactly, Johnny! And Comet and Prancer? They’re just flailing, hoping to get lucky. They can’t hang with the champs."
Eleventh to Twelfth Minutes:
Polar Bear 1 punishes Comet with a vicious Backbreaker before tagging out to Polar Bear 2. Prancer re-enters the match with fire, hitting his signature Face in the Mud flying bulldog to briefly put the Bears on the back foot.
Johnny: "Prancer is on fire! The challengers are giving it everything they’ve got!"
Eddie: "Yeah, and it’s still not enough, Johnny. Polar Bear 2 is about to eat him alive."
Thirteenth Minute:
Polar Bear 2 attempts to hit a Northern Lights Drop (Atomic Drop) on Comet, but Comet counters, neutralizing the attack and proving he’s no easy prey. Both wrestlers tag out, bringing Prancer and Polar Bear 1 back into the fray.
Johnny: "Comet showing his adaptability here! That counter could’ve shifted the momentum completely."
Eddie: "Adaptability? Please, Johnny. That was pure luck. The Polar Bears are just waiting to pounce and remind these reindeer who rules the tundra!"
Fourteenth Minute:
Prancer charges at Polar Bear 1 with a thunderous Reindeer Gorge (Running Headbutt), but Polar Bear 1 retaliates with a spine-shaking Backbreaker. Both competitors are feeling the effects of this grueling match as they tag out once again.
Johnny: "Prancer’s speed versus the raw power of Polar Bear 1—this is what makes NPCW tag team wrestling so exciting!"
Eddie: "Exciting? Watching Prancer fling himself around is like watching a kid trying to arm wrestle a grown-up. The Polar Bears are leagues ahead, Johnny!"
Fifteenth to Sixteenth Minutes:
Polar Bear 2 dominates with a crushing Arctic Avalanche (Running Body Slam in Corner), leaving Comet gasping for air. Polar Bear 2 goes for a pin, but Comet kicks out, showing his resilience. Moments later, Polar Bear 2 attempts another pin after a Snowstorm Spin, but Comet refuses to stay down, earning the crowd’s respect.
Johnny: "Comet refuses to quit! He’s showing the heart of a champion here!"
Eddie: "Heart doesn’t win matches, Johnny. Power does. And the Polar Bears have power in spades!"
Seventeenth to Eighteenth Minutes:
Comet regains some momentum with a well-placed Running Shoulder Tackle, but Polar Bear 1 retaliates with a punishing Neckbreaker. The back-and-forth action has the crowd on the edge of their seats as Prancer tags in, determined to shift the balance.
Johnny: "You can feel the electricity in the arena! Both teams are leaving it all in the ring tonight!"
Eddie: "Yeah, and once the dust settles, the Polar Bears will still have the belts, Johnny. Mark my words."
Nineteenth to Twentieth Minutes:
The Polar Bears briefly take over with a coordinated double-team. Polar Bear 2 swats Prancer with a Massive Paw, while Polar Bear 1 locks in a Polar Clutch (Boston Crab) to wear him down. Prancer absorbs the punishment, digging deep to keep his team in the fight.
Johnny: "Prancer is in serious trouble here! He’s got to find a way to counter this assault!"
Eddie: "Trouble? It’s over, Johnny. Call the sleigh, because these reindeer are going home empty-hoofed!"
Twenty-First to Twenty-Second Minutes:
Prancer fires back with his signature Face in the Mud (Flying Bulldog) on Polar Bear 2 and nearly secures a three-count. The crowd erupts as Prancer inches closer to victory, but Polar Bear 2 kicks out at the last possible moment.
Johnny: "So close! The Reindeer Coalition was a fraction of a second away from reclaiming the gold!"
Eddie: "Close doesn’t count, Johnny. The Polar Bears are champions for a reason. That was just a lucky break for Prancer."
Final Moments (Twenty-Third to Twenty-Fifth Minutes):
Comet and Prancer work together to throw Polar Bear 1 out of the ring with a stunning combination of a Throw Out of Ring and a Reindeer Kick (Mule Kick). The referee begins the count as Polar Bear 1 struggles to recover.
Johnny: "Polar Bear 1 is in danger of being counted out! Comet and Prancer may have just pulled off the perfect strategy!"
Eddie (outraged): "No! This can’t happen! Get back in there, champ!"
The referee reaches ten, and the match ends with Polar Bear 1 counted out. Comet and Prancer celebrate the victory in the ring, but the celebration is bittersweet as the titles remain with the Polar Bears due to the count-out rule.
Johnny: "The Reindeer Coalition takes the victory, but unfortunately, the rules mean they don’t get the titles! What a performance by Comet and Prancer, though—they proved they can hang with the Polar Bears!"
Eddie (smirking): "Hang with them? Please, Johnny. The Polar Bears are still champions. A count-out isn’t a win—it’s an escape!"
The Polar Bears retreat, holding their titles high despite the frustration on their faces. Comet and Prancer stand tall in the ring, gesturing to the crowd that this isn’t over yet.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH VAN HELSING AND RUDOLPH
The camera transitions backstage where Smooth Samantha stands poised, microphone in hand, with Van Helsing and Rudolph by her side. Van Helsing exudes his signature stoic determination, while Rudolph’s glowing nose adds an ominous glow to his focused expression. The tension in the air is palpable, as both men prepare for what could be the fight of their lives against Monster Bash later tonight.
Smooth Samantha (professionally composed): "Thank you, fans. I’m here with two of the most steadfast members of NPCW, Van Helsing and Rudolph. Gentlemen, in just a short time, you’ll be stepping into the ring for the MADNESS main event, taking on Monster Bash—a group as brutal as they are intimidating. However, with Santa’s condition still uncertain, there’s been a lot of speculation about whether this will be a two-on-three situation. What are your thoughts heading into tonight’s match?"
Van Helsing (calmly but firmly): "First of all, Samantha, we all saw what Monster Bash and the Coven did earlier tonight—to Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Dorothy. It was despicable. But Monster Bash should know this: Santa may be out, but Rudolph and I aren’t going anywhere. Tonight, we stand against them, and no matter the odds, we’ll prove why monsters should fear us."
Rudolph (stepping in, his nose glowing brighter): "Samantha, they think they’ve got this in the bag because Santa’s not here. But they forget—we’re not just a team; we’re a force. And if it’s just the two of us against their three, so be it. We’ll fight until there’s nothing left, because that’s what the Coalition does."
Smooth Samantha (concerned): "Do you have any hope that Santa might still make it? Fans everywhere are hoping for his triumphant return."
Van Helsing (brief pause, looking down before meeting the camera with intensity): "I don’t know, Samantha. If anyone can push through the pain and show up, it’s Santa. But if he doesn’t, we’re not backing down. The fight goes on, with or without him."
(At that moment, Hansel and Gretel walk into the frame. Hansel grins confidently, while Gretel’s expression is one of quiet determination.)
Hansel (clapping his hands): "Well, well, looks like we’re missing a key player in tonight’s showdown. How about I step up and be your third member, huh? The Witch Hunters taking on Monster Bash—has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?"
Rudolph (nodding appreciatively): "We’d be honored to have you, Hansel. But let’s not forget, this isn’t just any fight. Monster Bash fights dirty—they’ve proven that again and again."
Hansel (grinning): "Dirty fights? That’s my specialty. Let’s just say I’ve got a knack for evening the odds."
(Before any more can be said, a slow, deliberate clap echoes through the hallway. The camera pans to reveal Scrooge and Commissioner Cratchit approaching, smug smiles on their faces.)
Scrooge (mocking): "Well, well, isn’t this a charming little moment. Unfortunately for you, the rules are clear. If Santa can’t make it to the match, it will remain a two-on-three contest. Hansel, your… services won’t be required tonight."
Van Helsing (stepping forward, towering over Scrooge with an icy glare): "Fine. Two-on-three it is. Rudolph and I will dispatch the monsters ourselves. And when we’re done, I’ll make sure your little rules don’t protect you either."
Scrooge (mocking chuckle): "Oh, Van Helsing, I’d love to see you try."
(Cratchit smirks, adjusting his tie as he and Scrooge turn and walk away, leaving the tension hanging heavy in the air.)
Smooth Samantha (turning back to Van Helsing and Rudolph): "Van Helsing, Rudolph, any final words before you head into what’s shaping up to be a brutal, unfair contest?"
Van Helsing (intense): "Just this: Monster Bash better be ready. They think tonight’s a celebration, but it’s going to be their reckoning."
Rudolph (with fiery determination): "And to the fans watching—we won’t let you down. This one’s for Santa, Mrs. Claus, Dorothy, and everyone who’s had enough of these monsters running wild."
(At that moment, the faint sound of Louie Linville announcing their names can be heard over the arena speakers. Van Helsing and Rudolph exchange a nod before walking off toward the ring, greeted by the crowd’s thunderous cheers as they step through the curtain.)
Smooth Samantha (to the camera): "There you have it, fans—Van Helsing and Rudolph are ready to step into the lion’s den. The odds may not be in their favor, but if determination means anything, Monster Bash has a fight on their hands. Back to you, Johnny."
MAIN EVENT MATCH: SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH FOR NPCW TITLE SANTA, VAN HELSING and RUDOLPH vs FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER, KONG and OGRE
VS
Louie Linville Takes Center Stage: The lights in the arena dim as Louie Linville steps into the ring, his voice cutting through the buzz of anticipation.
Louie Linville (booming): "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening! It is a six-man tag team match… AND IT IS FOR THE NPCW CHAMPIONSHIP! Whoever scores the PIN or SUBMISSION will be crowned the CHAMPION"
The crowd explodes with energy, though the atmosphere quickly sours as ominous music begins to play. A chorus of boos fills the arena.
Louie Linville: "Introducing first… accompanied by Dr. Frankenstein… representing MONSTER BASH… FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER, KONG, AND OGRE!"
(Dr. Frankenstein strides out first, his lab coat flaring as he gestures wildly and laughs maniacally. Behind him, Frankenstein’s Monster, Kong, and Ogre stomp onto the stage, their massive frames casting an intimidating silhouette. The crowd’s boos grow deafening, but Monster Bash simply feeds off the hostility, each member looking smug as they make their way to the ring. Frankenstein’s Monster lets out a ferocious roar as Kong pounds his chest and Ogre snarls.)
Johnny: "Look at these monsters. They’ve left a trail of destruction behind them all night. If Santa doesn’t make it, this could be a three-on-two slaughter!"
Eddie (grinning): "Good! Monster Bash doesn’t need cheap sympathy pops or holiday miracles, Johnny. They’re the future of NPCW, and tonight, they’re walking out with that title. Mark my words!"
(The three monsters climb into the ring, towering over Louie, as Dr. Frankenstein frantically shouts instructions. The boos continue as the scene shifts to the jumbotron, where Smooth Samantha’s interview with Van Helsing and Rudolph plays out.)
Louie Linville: "And their opponents… introducing first… representing the Reindeer Coalition and the hunters of the night… VAN HELSING AND RUDOLPH!"
(“Reindeer Rampage” begins to play as Van Helsing and Rudolph step through the curtain to thunderous cheers. Both men look focused but concerned, their heads swiveling toward the stage entrance, searching for any sign of Santa. The crowd roars their support, though the tension in the air is palpable. They know it’s a mismatch if Santa doesn’t appear. In the ring, Monster Bash looks smug and supremely confident, jeering and gesturing for the two to bring it.)
Johnny: "Here they come, but look at them—they’re concerned! No sign of Santa yet, and I can’t blame them for looking worried. This might be a two-on-three war."
Eddie: "Concerned? They’re downright terrified, Johnny! And they should be! Santa’s probably at home drinking cocoa while Van Helsing and Rudolph walk into the lion’s den. Classic Santa—letting his team down."
(Van Helsing and Rudolph reach the ring, circling it cautiously and staring down Monster Bash. The boos for the villains turn to an anticipatory hush.)
Santa’s Music Hits:
Suddenly, fireworks erupt from the stage, and the familiar sounds of Santa’s theme music hit the speakers. The arena explodes in cheers louder than anything heard all night.
Johnny (screaming): "IT’S HIM! IT’S SANTA! HE’S HERE!"
(A visibly injured Santa Claus bursts through the curtain, his chest heavily wrapped and the NPCW title glinting in the lights. Behind him is Bernard, steadying him as he grits his teeth and begins his walk down the ramp. The fans are on their feet, chanting "SANTA! SANTA!")
Eddie (incredulous): "Oh, come on! How is this guy walking? Someone get him a rocking chair—this is ridiculous!"
(As Santa makes his way down, Dragon King emerges from the crowd with a lead pipe, aiming straight for Santa. Bernard steps forward, intercepting the attack and brawling with Dragon King to protect his old friend.)
Reinforcements Arrive:
Before things can spiral, the crowd erupts once more as reinforcements arrive—Hansel and Gretel sprint down the ramp, followed by Scarlett Howl, Alice, and Pearl. They’re soon joined by Robin Hood and the Merry Band, the Wizard’s Warriors (Lion, Tin Man, and Scarecrow), and finally, Comet, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen of the Reindeer Coalition.
Johnny (thrilled): "Look at this! The cavalry has arrived! They’re here to ensure this match stays fair! Santa has brought an ALLIANCE OF HOPE to the match!"
Eddie (groaning): "Fair? This looks like Santa’s personal parade! Someone call security—this isn’t wrestling; it’s a Christmas play gone wrong!"
(The reinforcements encircle the ring from the floor, creating a barrier to prevent interference. Santa pauses on the outside of the ring, nodding appreciatively to his allies before climbing the steps with difficulty. His gaze locks on Monster Bash, who suddenly look far less confident.)
In the Ring:
Santa steps into the ring, handing the NPCW title to the referee while maintaining eye contact with Frankenstein’s Monster. Van Helsing and Rudolph join Santa in the ring, standing shoulder-to-shoulder as they glare at Monster Bash. The confidence in Monster Bash’s posture fades, replaced by apprehension.
Johnny: "Look at the change in Monster Bash’s demeanor! They know they’ve just been put on notice."
Eddie: "Oh, please, Johnny. The Polar Bears should sue Santa for stealing their glacier—he’s moving slower than ice out there!"
(Santa unhooks the NPCW title and hands it to Honest Abe, who holds it high above his head as the crowd goes wild.)
Johnny (shouting): "Fans, this is it! This is for all the marbles! Let the match begin!"
Eddie (smirking): "No, Johnny. Let the MADNESS begin!"
(The crowd’s anticipation reaches a fever pitch as Santa, Van Helsing, and Rudolph prepare to battle Monster Bash, the tension hanging thick in the air as Honest Abe signals for the bell.)
First Minute:
The bell rings to a thunderous ovation, and Santa starts the match against Frankenstein’s Monster. Despite his heavily bandaged chest, Santa takes control early with a massive Sleigh Ride Slam. However, the Monster quickly counters with a devastating Elbow Drop, leaving Santa grimacing as he clutches his ribs.
Johnny (excited): "Santa starting strong, but look at him! You can see every move he makes is taking a toll."
Eddie (mocking): "Oh, big deal—a body slam. Santa looks like he’s one bad step away from a retirement home, Johnny!"
(Frankenstein’s Monster smirks as he tags out to Ogre.)
Second Minute:
Ogre enters and wastes no time, driving Santa to the mat with a crushing Sledge to Chest. Santa winces in pain, clearly struggling, as the referee checks on him.
Johnny: "This is hard to watch—Santa is in visible pain out there, but he’s refusing to quit!"
Eddie: "Because he doesn’t know when to quit, Johnny! Someone get him a nice cozy fire and let the real wrestlers take over."
(Ogre tags out, bringing Frankenstein’s Monster back in.)
Third to Fourth Minutes:
Santa, showing incredible resilience, fires back with his signature Down the Chimney (Big Splash), staggering the Monster. He follows it up with the Christmas Cracker (DDT), bringing the crowd to their feet. But with a grimace, he stumbles toward his corner, tagging in Van Helsing.
Johnny: "Listen to this crowd! Santa somehow takes control, but he’s clearly not at full strength!"
Eddie: "Not at full strength? He’s a sack of broken toys, Johnny. Tagging Van Helsing is the smartest thing he’s done all night!"
Fifth to Sixth Minutes:
Van Helsing explodes into the ring with a Cut Off Their Head (Running Legdrop), laying out Frankenstein’s Monster. But Dr. Frankenstein distracts Honest Abe, allowing Monster Bash to regain the upper hand.
Johnny: "Classic Monster Bash! Dr. Frankenstein with another distraction—how can you stop this?"
Eddie (grinning): "You don’t, Johnny! You admire it! That’s genius at work!"
(Van Helsing tags in Rudolph, but the momentum is cut short by Frankenstein’s Monster, who dominates with a Back Smash.)
Seventh to Ninth Minutes:
Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong team up for a brutal double-team, with Kong hitting a Gorilla Press Drop. Despite this, Van Helsing fights back with a defiant Holy Crossface, giving his team a glimmer of hope.
Johnny: "Van Helsing is fighting like his life depends on it! What a counter!"
Eddie: "Yeah, yeah, but Kong and Frankenstein’s Monster are just softening him up. This match is all but over!"
(Kong tags back to Frankenstein’s Monster, who continues the punishment.)
Tenth to Twelfth Minutes:
Van Helsing tags out to Santa, who reenters with fire, landing a hard Reindeer Charge (Running Shoulder Block) on Ogre. But Santa’s pain is evident, each move taking a toll as he clutches his ribs after every impact.
Johnny (worried): "Santa just can’t shake the pain—it’s like every move he makes takes twice the energy!"
Eddie: "Then why is he even here, Johnny? He’s a liability to his team! Van Helsing and Rudolph should demand a new partner—or better yet, give up now!"
Thirteenth to Fifteenth Minutes:
Van Helsing and Rudolph return, working together with Santa for a coordinated triple-team effort. Rudolph drives his head into the Monster’s gut, Santa adds another Reindeer Charge, and Van Helsing lands a stiff Roundhouse Right.
Johnny: "What teamwork! They’re giving it everything they’ve got to keep Monster Bash on the defensive!"
Eddie: "Oh please, Johnny. You call that teamwork? I call it a desperation move."
(Frankenstein’s Monster barely holds his ground, tagging in Ogre for backup.)
Final Moments (Sixteenth Minute):
Rudolph, summoning the strength of the Reindeer Coalition, counters an Elbow Drop with a stunning Headbutt. The crowd goes wild as Rudolph hooks the Monster’s leg for the pin.
Johnny (screaming): "He’s got him! Rudolph’s going for the pin!"
Eddie (yelling): "No! This can’t be happening!"
Honest Abe: "One… two… THREE!"
(The bell rings as the crowd erupts in deafening cheers.)
Johnny (overjoyed): "Rudolph did it! Against all odds, Santa, Van Helsing, and Rudolph have defeated Monster Bash!"
Eddie (disgusted): "Unbelievable. This is an outrage, Johnny. Monster Bash was robbed!"
The Pinfall: As Honest Abe’s hand slams the mat for the three-count, the crowd erupts into deafening cheers, their chants of “RUDOLPH! RUDOLPH!” echoing throughout the arena. The Monster Bash slinks out of the ring, stunned and seething as Rudolph kneels on the canvas, catching his breath. Honest Abe retrieves the NPCW Championship belt and approaches Rudolph.
Johnny (ecstatic): "HE DID IT! RUDOLPH DID IT! He’s pinned Frankenstein’s Monster, and we have a NEW NPCW Champion!"
Eddie (with a curious tone): "Yeah, but isn’t it interesting, Johnny? Rudolph went for the pin himself instead of tagging Santa in. You’d think he’d give his ‘fearless leader’ the glory, huh?"
Johnny (defensive): "Oh, come on, Eddie! Rudolph saw the opening and took it—for the team, for the Coalition! This moment isn’t about selfishness—it’s about resilience and victory!"
Rudolph’s Reaction: As the referee hands Rudolph the NPCW Championship belt, the normally confident reindeer is overcome with shock. He stares at the title, his glowing nose dimming slightly as he processes the weight of the moment. His expression shifts from astonishment to a bittersweet sadness as he turns toward Santa, who leans against the ropes, clutching his ribs.
Santa, despite the visible pain on his face, smiles warmly and gives Rudolph a thumbs up. The crowd’s cheers grow louder as Santa steps forward with Van Helsing at his side. Santa wraps Rudolph in a heartfelt hug, whispering something to him that the cameras can’t pick up.
Johnny (moved): "What a moment! Look at Santa—he’s passing the torch to Rudolph with nothing but pride in his eyes."
Eddie (grumbling): "Yeah, yeah, great. Santa’s always got to make it about himself somehow, doesn’t he?"
The Celebration: As Santa steps aside, the locker room pours out from backstage in a rare show of unity. Hansel and Gretel, Scarlett Howl, Alice, Pearl, Robin Hood and the Merry Band, the Wizard’s Warriors, and the entire Reindeer Coalition flood the ring. They hoist Rudolph onto their shoulders, holding the NPCW Championship high above him as the crowd erupts into chants of "RUDOLPH! RUDOLPH!"
Johnny: "The arena has come unglued! This is the dawning of a new age—Rudolph, a symbol of hope and determination, is the NPCW Champion!"
Eddie: "Blah, blah, blah. Call it what you want, Johnny—I’m just saying this better not go to his nose… I mean, his head."
Santa’s Exit: While the ring becomes a scene of jubilation, Santa slumps against the ropes, visibly struggling. Van Helsing and Hansel quickly notice and come to his side, steadying him as he grimaces in pain. The crowd’s celebration quiets slightly as they notice Santa being helped out of the ring. He waves weakly to the fans, mouthing “Thank you,” as Van Helsing and Hansel assist him up the ramp. The concern in the crowd is clear, but Santa’s resilience has left them inspired.
Johnny (softly): "There goes Santa, walking out under his own power—with a little help. What heart, what courage. I just hope he gets the medical attention he needs after tonight."
Eddie: "Finally! Someone get him a hot cocoa and a stretcher. Let Rudolph have his moment already!"
The Show’s End: The camera cuts back to the ring, where Rudolph still sits high on the shoulders of his peers, holding the title belt aloft as streamers fall from the ceiling. The crowd’s energy is electric, fully embracing their new champion.
Johnny: "Fans, what a night it’s been! Against all odds, Santa’s team prevailed, and we leave tonight with Rudolph as our new NPCW Champion. What a show! Join us next Sunday for Polar Power Episode 3. This truly feels like the dawn of a new age in NPCW!"
Eddie (sighing): "Yeah, yeah, a new age. Great. Let me know when the next Monster Bash attack happens."
The camera lingers on Rudolph, his expression now a mix of pride and determination as the show fades to black.
Amazing card.
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