Polar Power Episode 002 - March 16, 2025

 

Opening Segment of Polar Power Episode 002

[Scene: The show kicks off with a high-energy montage of NPCW's finest moments, accompanied by a dramatic orchestral score. The screen flashes between Santa battling Belsnickel, The Polar Bears taking on the Jolly Elves, Mrs. Claus delivering a thunderous slap to Krampus, and other action-packed highlights. The NPCW logo explodes onto the screen as pyrotechnics light up the arena. The crowd roars in anticipation as the cameras cut to the announce desk, where Johnny Michaels, Eddie “The Expert of Elocution” Ellington, and Smooth Samantha are ready to welcome viewers.];

Johnny Michaels (beaming with his trademark smile): Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to POLAR POWER! Where the stars of NPCW shine bright like the Northern Lights! And wow, what a show we’ve got for you tonight as we barrel full steam ahead into the Madness Supercard on March 30th! Isn’t that right, Eddie?

Eddie Ellington (smirking with his usual sarcasm): Oh, yeah, Johnny, that's totally right... Tonight, we’ll see the Big Bad Wolf and Nutcracker Captain punch their tickets to the next round of the Northern Lights Tournament, because let's face it—Frosty and Robin Hood? They don’t stand a snowball’s chance in a furnace.

Johnny Michaels (cutting in to defend the faces): Oh, come on, Eddie! Frosty and Robin are world-class competitors. Either of those matches could go either way! And that’s not all—we’ve got Dorothy stepping into the ring with Moonshadow, plus The Merry Band, Friar Tuck and Little John, taking on the devious Flying Monkeys!

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): The Merry Band? Please. I hope the Monkeys teach those tights-wearing tree huggers a lesson they won't forget. And let’s not forget the Main Event, Johnny—tonight, the Wizard’s Warriors, Lion and Tin Man, are going to be humiliated by the true forces of destruction, the Demonic Legion, Krampus and Jack Frost. I almost feel bad for those losers.

Smooth Samantha (calm but enthusiastic): And let’s not forget, with all that amazing action going on, I’ll also be speaking with superstars like Dorothy and some intriguing newcomers—the Amazing Squirrels! Plus, I'll have an exclusive breakdown of the Madness Supercard and what’s to come at NPCW's biggest event of the season.

Eddie Ellington (cutting in smugly): But before we get to all that action, showing the kind of real leadership that’s been sorely lacking in NPCW until now...

[Johnny dramatically rolls his eyes, and Samantha frowns in disapproval at Eddie’s thinly veiled jab at the former Commissioner.]

Eddie Ellington (continuing): ...Commissioner Robert Cratchit has something important to share with the fans. So let’s introduce a brand-new segment called the Commissioner’s Decree.

[Johnny sighs, visibly holding back a comment, while Samantha flashes a knowing look at the camera. The camera pans away from the announce desk, transitioning to the Commissioner’s Office.]

Segment One: Commissioner’s Decree

[Scene: The Commissioner’s Office. The camera pans across the room, capturing the opulence of the space—a dark mahogany desk, a leather-bound chair, and walls adorned with NPCW memorabilia and golden plaques. Commissioner Robert Cratchit sits stiffly behind the desk, nervously clutching a paper in his trembling hands. To his right stands the poised Ms. Sweetins, her dark hair pulled into a perfect bun, clipboard in hand. Her composed demeanor contrasts with Cratchit’s evident discomfort. On Cratchit’s left, Ebenezer Scrooge looms with one hand gripping the Commissioner’s shoulder, his sly smirk radiating smug satisfaction.]

Commissioner Cratchit (nervously, voice trembling): Good evening, everyone. On behalf of NPCW, I want to thank you for your unwavering support. It is our mission to provide the best and most exciting wrestling in the world.

[Scrooge's smirk widens as Cratchit glances at the paper in his hand.]

Commissioner Cratchit (continuing, with forced conviction): With that in mind, we are working tirelessly to expand our roster and bring in fresh, new talent. In the coming weeks, we will have exciting announcements regarding these new acquisitions.

[The camera cuts briefly to Ms. Sweetins, whose concerned expression remains unwavering as she studies Cratchit. Scrooge chuckles faintly, his grip tightening on the Commissioner’s shoulder.]

Commissioner Cratchit (voice growing firmer): However, in our quest to provide you with the best product possible, we were deeply disturbed by the chaotic events that transpired at the conclusion of the last Polar Power episode. Such actions undermine the very essence of what NPCW stands for.

[The crowd in the arena is heard booing as Cratchit’s words echo ominously.]

Commissioner Cratchit (pausing for effect): Therefore, we are issuing fines of $100,000 per member to Santa Claus, the Reindeer Coalition, The Hunter’s Enclave, and The Merry Band for their role in inciting the violence. [More boos and audible gasps from the crowd.] Additionally, let this serve as a warning—any further acts of disrespect and disorder will result in suspensions. This regime will not tolerate such behavior.

[Scrooge leans in slightly, his expression one of smug approval as the Commissioner continues.]

Commissioner Cratchit (shaking slightly but pressing on): Now, on to brighter news. We are thrilled to announce final details for the upcoming Madness Supercard.

[Ms. Sweetins nods in quiet affirmation, her pen at the ready on her clipboard.]

Commissioner Cratchit: First, we will have a special Gauntlet Match featuring Mrs. Claus. She must face four competitors, advancing only if she defeats her opponent in each match. Each bout will have a 15-minute time limit, and all matches will be No Disqualifications. The identities of her competitors will remain a mystery until the night of the event. If Mrs. Claus succeeds, she will earn her place in April’s Queen of the North Tournament.

[The camera pans back to Scrooge as his face briefly twists into a sneer at the mention of Mrs. Claus, though he quickly regains his smirk.]

Commissioner Cratchit (building excitement): And finally, the main event. A match like no other—a special Six-Man Tag Team Match. Santa Claus, along with two partners of his choice, will face Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster Bash: the Alpha Monster, Kong, and Ogre. The stakes? The NPCW Title will be on the line! Whoever scores the pinfall or submission will leave as champion.

[Scrooge’s grin grows wider as he glances at Ms. Sweetins, who maintains her professional composure despite the growing tension in the room.]

Commissioner Cratchit (concluding): We are confident that the Madness Supercard will be an event you won’t want to miss. Thank you, and good night.

[As Cratchit nervously places the paper on the desk, Scrooge lets out a sinister chuckle, his fingers drumming on the leather armrest of Cratchit’s chair. The camera lingers on Scrooge’s smirk before fading to black.]

[Scene: Johnny Michaels and Eddie Ellington are seated at the announce desk as the first match is set to begin. The crowd’s boos fill the arena as the Nutcracker Captain, accompanied by the ever-stoic Nutcracker General, marches down the aisle in synchronized military precision toward the ring.]

Johnny Michaels: Well, that was certainly quite the announcement from Commissioner Cratchit earlier tonight.

Eddie Ellington: About time! We’re finally seeing balance and fairness brought to NPCW. The so-called Claus Cult has run rampant for far too long. Luckily, we’ve got a brave Commissioner like Robert Cratchit who’s not afraid to stand up to them.

Johnny Michaels: I’m not so sure Cratchit is running the show, Eddie. It feels more like Scrooge is pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Eddie Ellington (waving dismissively): That’s foolish, Johnny. Scrooge is just helping his old friend make the tough decisions. Somebody has to, with all the chaos around here!

[The arena erupts in cheers as Frosty enters, gleefully slapping hands with fans and grinning from ear to ear as he makes his way to the ring.]

Johnny Michaels: And here comes Frosty! The first match of the night is a semifinal bout in the Northern Lights Tournament. The winner advances to the finals at the Madness Supercard. Will it be the fan-favorite Frosty or the Nutcracker Legion’s Captain?

Eddie Ellington (sneering): Frosty? Please! He’s nothing more than a glorified snowman. The Nutcracker Captain is a decorated tactician, and I hope he stomps that frosty flake into a puddle.

Johnny Michaels: Well, here we go—let’s get to the action!

Match 1: Northern Lights Tournament Semifinal: Frosty vs. Nutcracker Captain 

VS

Johnny Michaels: There’s the bell, and we’re underway! Frosty strikes first with a FROSTBITE SUPLEX! What a belly-to-belly throw!

Eddie Ellington: Yeah, but here comes the Nutcracker Captain! DEATH FROM ABOVE—a perfectly executed flying double axehandle! That’s how you take charge in a match.

Johnny Michaels: Frosty might be in trouble now—Nutcracker Captain locks in an INVERTED CLOVERLEAF!

Eddie Ellington: Look at that precision, Johnny! Frosty’s probably wishing he’d stayed in his snow globe. The Captain’s cutting through him like a hot knife through butter.

Johnny Michaels: But wait—Frosty fires back with a BLIZZARD BUSTER! A sit-down powerbomb that shook the ring!

Eddie Ellington: And yet the Nutcracker Captain is right back at him with the NUTCRACKER CANNON! That’s why the Captain is a strategist—he always has a counterattack ready.

Johnny Michaels: Frosty with a SNOWBALL SLAM! That’s raw power on display!

Eddie Ellington: And the Captain answers with another NUTCRACKER CANNON! You’ve got to admire the resilience of the Nutcracker Legion, Johnny—they’re methodical and calculated.

Johnny Michaels: Frosty connects with a SNOWDRIFT SPLASH in the corner! He’s building some momentum here.

Eddie Ellington: Not for long! DEATH FROM ABOVE once again from the Captain! That’s precision flying, and it’s why the Captain is so dangerous.

Johnny Michaels: The Nutcracker Captain tries for the pin after an OLYMPIC SLAM, but Frosty kicks out! This match is heating up—can Frosty find a way to take control?

Eddie Ellington: He won’t, Johnny. The Captain’s just toying with him now. That’s what happens when you bring a snowball to a fight.

Johnny Michaels: Frosty rallies back with a FROSTY FLIP, taking the Captain off his feet! The crowd is fully behind him now!

Eddie Ellington: Ugh, these fans don’t know what greatness looks like. The Nutcracker Captain will teach them soon enough.

Johnny Michaels: Frosty hits another SNOWBALL SLAM, but the Captain answers with a NUTCRACKER CANNON! This could be it—he’s going for the pin... 1...2...3! The Nutcracker Captain wins!

Eddie Ellington (gleeful): Victory! The Nutcracker Captain advances to the Northern Lights Tournament finals, just as I predicted. Sorry, Frosty—you’re just too flaky for the big leagues.

Johnny Michaels (sighing): A hard-fought match by both competitors, but tonight belongs to the Nutcracker Captain. Folks, stay with us—there’s plenty more action coming your way on Polar Power!

RESULT - Nutcracker Captain defeats Frosty at the 9 minute mark after a Nutcracker Cannon (SPEAR)

Backstage Interview with Dorothy

[Scene: The backstage area of NPCW is buzzing with activity. The sounds of distant cheers and the occasional clang of equipment echo through the hallway. Smooth Samantha is standing in the designated interview zone, a well-lit corner draped with NPCW banners. Dorothy storms into the frame, her face flushed with anger, her trademark blue-checkered attire slightly scuffed as though she’s fresh out of a heated confrontation. Her hair is tied back, but strands fall loose, framing her fiery expression. Down the hall, barely in focus, Alice—dressed in her Wonderland gear—stands with her arms crossed, her brow furrowed in concern as she watches her friend.]

Smooth Samantha (with a professional yet empathetic tone): Dorothy, tonight you’re scheduled to face Moonshadow in the ring, but you seem distracted. Care to share what’s on your mind?

[Dorothy snatches the microphone from Smooth Samantha, her hands trembling with emotion.]

Dorothy (voice shaking but fierce): Distracted? Distracted doesn’t even begin to cover it, Samantha. Every time I close my eyes, all I see is her. The Wicked Witch and her Coven! Those cowards blindsided me, put me in the hospital, and left me with scars I’ll carry forever. [Her voice cracks slightly as her emotions pour out.] And now, they think they can just carry on like nothing happened?

[The camera tightens on Dorothy’s face, her eyes burning with determination.]

Dorothy (continuing): I don’t care about their dark magic or their dirty tricks. I’m DONE letting them call the shots around here. Moonshadow? She’s just a stepping stone. My REAL target is Morrigan, and this is a direct challenge to her. I want a match. No Coven interference, no escape—just me and Morrigan in that ring.

[Down the hall, Alice takes a tentative step forward, her lips parting as though she wants to call out to Dorothy but hesitates. Her concern is palpable as she watches Dorothy unravel.]

Smooth Samantha (gently): Dorothy, I can see how much this means to you. Are you sure you’re ready to face someone as dangerous as Morrigan? The Coven is known for their ruthlessness.

Dorothy (gritting her teeth): Ready? [She jabs a finger into her chest.] I’ve never been more ready for anything in my life. They wanted a fight? Well, they’ve got one. And trust me, when I step into that ring with Morrigan, she’ll regret every single thing the Coven did to me.

[Alice visibly tenses at Dorothy’s words, her hands clenching into fists. She turns and walks away quickly, clearly rattled by her friend’s emotional state.]

Dorothy (turning back to the camera, voice steady but fierce): And Morrigan, you better tell your little Witch Queen I’m coming for her too. This isn’t over—not by a long shot.

[Dorothy shoves the microphone back to Smooth Samantha and storms out of the frame, leaving the interviewer momentarily speechless. Samantha gathers herself, turning back to the camera.]

Smooth Samantha (nodding thoughtfully): Strong words from Dorothy tonight, and you can feel the fire behind them. Will she channel that emotion into victory against Moonshadow? And how will the Wicked Witch respond to her challenge? Stay tuned—this is far from over.

[The camera lingers briefly on the now-empty hallway where Alice had been standing, adding an air of mystery and tension to the moment. The scene fades to black as the sound of distant cheers grows louder.]

Match 2: The Merry Band vs. The Flying Monkeys

VS

[Scene: The camera cuts back to the announce desk where Johnny Michaels and Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington are seated. The crowd is buzzing with anticipation as the broadcast transitions from Dorothy's passionate backstage interview to ringside commentary.]

Johnny Michaels (thoughtful, with a serious tone): What an emotional interview we just saw from Dorothy. You can feel the fire in her words, and after everything she’s been through at the hands of the Wicked Witch and her Coven, it’s no surprise. She’s determined to stand her ground, and I for one admire her resilience.

Eddie Ellington (interrupting with a smirk): Oh, come on, Johnny. Resilience? That wasn’t resilience—it was whining! Dorothy needs to stop playing the victim and focus on her match tonight against Moonshadow. If she’s too distracted trying to play hero, the Wicked Witch and the Coven are going to run right over her.

Johnny Michaels (exasperated): That’s a bit harsh, Eddie. Dorothy’s been through a lot, and standing up to the Coven takes courage.

Eddie Ellington (mocking): Courage? Johnny, all I saw was a tantrum wrapped up in a monologue. She should take notes from real winners like the Nutcracker Captain or the Big Bad Wolf. At least they know how to get the job done without the waterworks.

[The lights in the arena suddenly dim, and an eerie organ begins to play. The sound of maniacal cackling echoes through the speakers as the Coven’s haunting theme music hits. The crowd erupts into boos as the Flying Monkeys, full of energy and mischief, make their way down the aisle. They jump and dance their way to the ring in chaotic fashion, occasionally pausing to mock the jeering fans. The voice of a Witch cackling rings out, adding to the unsettling atmosphere.]

Johnny Michaels (disapprovingly): And here come the Flying Monkeys, representing the Wicked Witch and her Coven. You can feel the disdain from this crowd—they know exactly what these Monkeys stand for, and they’re not having it.

Eddie Ellington (grinning): Oh, I love it, Johnny. Look at these guys—athletic, unpredictable, and loyal to the Wicked Witch. Who needs fan approval when you’ve got charisma like this? The Merry Band is going to wish they stayed in Sherwood Forest after tonight.

[As the Monkeys settle in the ring, the music shifts abruptly. The raucous boos are replaced by cheers and applause as festive medieval music fills the arena. The Merry Band’s theme is bright and jubilant, and Little John and Friar Tuck step onto the stage with confident strides. They’re accompanied by Robin Hood, who enthusiastically waves to the crowd before slapping hands with fans along the aisle.]

Johnny Michaels (brightly): And here come Little John and Friar Tuck of the Merry Band, accompanied by Robin Hood himself! Listen to this crowd—they’re firmly behind these heroic underdogs. And let’s not forget, Robin Hood has a huge semifinal match later tonight against the Big Bad Wolf in the Northern Lights Tournament.

Eddie Ellington (groaning): Ugh, spare me the medieval fanfare, Johnny. These guys are walking clichés! Little John looks like he just walked out of an all-you-can-eat feast, and Friar Tuck? I’ve seen more threatening men in line for church bingo.

Johnny Michaels (ignoring Eddie's jab): Eddie, the Merry Band has proven time and again that they’re a formidable team. They’ve got heart, skill, and a whole lot of chemistry.

Eddie Ellington (snapping back): Heart? Chemistry? Great, maybe they can open a bakery after the Flying Monkeys mop the floor with them! I mean, come on, Johnny, Robin Hood can’t save his Merry Band every time.

[The Merry Band enters the ring, greeting the fans with a mix of bows and waves as the Flying Monkeys sneer from their corner. The tension in the ring is palpable as the two teams square off, and the referee steps in to signal the start of the match.]

Johnny Michaels: Well, the energy in this arena is electric, and the stage is set for a clash of styles—the unpredictable Flying Monkeys versus the courageous Merry Band. Let’s see how this one unfolds!

Eddie Ellington (muttering): Courage won’t get them far when the Monkeys start swinging...

[The bell rings, and the action begins.]

Johnny Michaels: The bell rings, and here we go! Friar Tuck starts off against Flying Monkey #1. Tuck goes right at him, trying to establish control early!

Eddie Ellington: Oh, great, here comes the Friar's "fearsome" offense. What's his finisher, Johnny—blessing his opponents to boredom?

Johnny Michaels: Friar Tuck forces the tag, and here comes the powerhouse of the Merry Band—Little John! He delivers a big AXE HANDLE DROP, and the crowd is loving it!

Eddie Ellington: Loving what? A slow-motion lumberjack swinging his fists? If this is the best the Merry Band has to offer, the Monkeys might as well take a nap before finishing them off.

Johnny Michaels: Little John follows up with a PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, and Flying Monkey #1 is reeling! The Merry Band is off to a strong start.

Eddie Ellington: Strong start? Johnny, you're easily impressed. He threw a punch! If that counts as wrestling, we’re all doomed.

Johnny Michaels: Flying Monkey #1 tags in Flying Monkey #2, and the Monkeys immediately go for a double team! Flying Monkey #2 hits a FLYING SMASH while Monkey #1 locks in a SIDE HEADLOCK. The Merry Band is in trouble!

Eddie Ellington: Trouble? Of course they’re in trouble! This is why the Monkeys are elite—perfect teamwork, perfect execution. Take notes, Tuck and John!

Johnny Michaels: Little John counters the Monkeys' double team with a SHOULDER CLAW! He’s using that raw strength to turn things around.

Eddie Ellington: Raw strength? It’s more like blind luck. Even a broken sundial is right twice a day, Johnny.

Johnny Michaels: Little John tags Friar Tuck back in, but Flying Monkey #2 takes advantage with a BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION! Tuck absorbs it, though, and tags John back in—quick teamwork by the Merry Band.

Eddie Ellington: Quick teamwork? They’re running scared, Johnny. The Merry Band is out of ideas already—they know they can’t keep up with the Monkeys.

Johnny Michaels: Double teaming again from the Monkeys! Flying Monkey #2 with an ELBOW DROP and Monkey #1 with a BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION, but Little John counters with a well-timed ARM DRAG SERIES. What a back-and-forth match!

Eddie Ellington: Back-and-forth? More like the Monkeys carrying these clowns through a match. You can’t win with arm drags, Johnny. This isn't beginner's wrestling class.

Johnny Michaels: Little John continues the assault with a TOWERING SUPLEX! The power of this man is unbelievable!

Eddie Ellington: Oh, please. The Towering Suplex? What’s next, a “Leaning Tower Headlock”? I can’t take this guy seriously.

Johnny Michaels: Friar Tuck is back in, and now the Merry Band is double teaming! Tuck with a CROSS BODY BLOCK and Little John with a TOWERING SUPLEX—this crowd is electric for the Merry Band!

Eddie Ellington: Electric? I think they’re just yawning loudly. Meanwhile, the Monkeys are setting them up. Mark my words, Johnny, they’re playing possum.

Johnny Michaels: Little John with a FOREARM SMASH on Flying Monkey #2! He goes for the pin—1...2...3! The Merry Band wins!

Eddie Ellington: What?! Are you kidding me?! This is an outrage! Those Monkeys were robbed, Johnny. Robbed! Little John must’ve loaded his forearm—there’s no other explanation.

Johnny Michaels: What an incredible victory for the Merry Band! They showed resilience and heart tonight, and this crowd is on their feet! The Merry Band is making a play to be a top contender for the NPCW Tag Team Titles.

Eddie Ellington: Yeah, yeah, enjoy the fluke while it lasts. The Monkeys will bounce back—they’re too good to let this slide.

Johnny Michaels: Stay tuned, everyone—there’s still plenty of action ahead tonight on Polar Power!

RESULT - The Merry Band defeats The Flying Monkeys when Little John pins Flying Monkey #2 at the 21 minute mark after a FOREARM SMASH.

Backstage Interview with The Amazing Squirrels

[Scene: Backstage, Smooth Samantha stands in the NPCW interview zone, a vibrant backdrop filled with colorful NPCW logos. Beside her are the newly debuted luchadores from Mexico, The Amazing Squirrels. Rapido Rojo and Furiosa Ardilla are dressed in their dazzling gear, both adorned with intricate, bright-colored wrestling masks designed with squirrel-like motifs. Their excitement is infectious as they wave to the camera, gesturing animatedly.]

Smooth Samantha (smiling warmly): Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome NPCW's newest competitors, The Amazing Squirrels—Rapido Rojo and Furiosa Ardilla! First of all, welcome to NPCW. It’s wonderful to have you both here!

[Rapido Rojo gives an exaggerated bow, his energy electric, while Furiosa Ardilla nods gracefully, her eyes sparkling beneath her mask. Rapido is the first to speak, his voice filled with enthusiasm.]

Rapido Rojo (beaming): ¡Estamos muy emocionados de estar aquí en NPCW! Es un honor luchar frente a esta increíble audiencia. {We are very excited to be here in NPCW! It is an honor to wrestle in front of this incredible audience.}

Furiosa Ardilla (nodding, her tone proud): Sí, NPCW es el escenario perfecto para mostrar nuestras habilidades y compartir nuestra pasión por la lucha. {Yes, NPCW is the perfect stage to showcase our skills and share our passion for wrestling.}

Smooth Samantha (enthusiastic): It’s clear you’re both thrilled to be here. Can you tell us what you’re looking to accomplish in NPCW?

[Rapido Rojo steps forward slightly, gesturing with his hands as if painting a picture in the air. His words flow rapidly, reflecting his energetic persona.]

Rapido Rojo (vibrantly): Queremos mostrar a los fanáticos las habilidades aéreas únicas y emocionantes que traemos al ring. Nuestro estilo es como una danza en el aire, una celebración de lucha libre. {We want to show fans the unique and exciting aerial skills we bring to the ring. Our style is like a dance in the air, a celebration of lucha libre.}

[Furiosa Ardilla adds her voice, her tone strong and determined, as she gestures confidently toward the camera.]

Furiosa Ardilla (with conviction): Y para mí, quiero dejar mi marca en NPCW ganando el título de Queen of the North. Estoy lista para enfrentar a cualquiera que se interponga en mi camino. {And for me, I want to make my mark in NPCW by winning the Queen of the North title. I am ready to face anyone who stands in my way.}

[As the duo finishes speaking, they exchange a quick fist bump, their chemistry radiating through the screen. Their constant smiles and enthusiastic hand gestures reflect their passion and excitement.]

Smooth Samantha (grinning): Well, it sounds like The Amazing Squirrels are ready to climb to the top! Thank you both so much, and best of luck here in NPCW.

[Rapido Rojo and Furiosa Ardilla wave animatedly at the camera, their smiles never fading.]

Rapido Rojo (cheerfully): ¡Gracias, NPCW! ¡Nos vemos en el ring! {Thank you, NPCW! See you in the ring!}

Furiosa Ardilla (playfully): ¡Preparen las bellotas, porque estamos listos para la acción! {Get the acorns ready, because we’re ready for action!}

[The pair exit the frame, still beaming and high-fiving each other. Samantha turns back to the camera, her professional poise shining through.]

Smooth Samantha: The Amazing Squirrels are bringing high-flying energy to NPCW, and I, for one, can’t wait to see what they accomplish in the weeks to come. Back to you, Johnny and Eddie.

[The scene fades, transitioning back to the announce desk.]

Match 3: Dorothy vs. Moonshadow

[Scene: Back at the announce table, Johnny Michaels and Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington are ready to call the next match. The arena lights dim as wolf howls echo through the speakers, sending shivers through the crowd. Moonshadow makes her entrance, accompanied by the menacing Big Bad Wolf. The duo moves with an eerie confidence, soaking in the boos raining down from the audience.]

VS

Johnny Michaels: And here comes Moonshadow, accompanied by the Big Bad Wolf. The fans are letting these two know exactly what they think of them. They’ve been nothing but trouble since joining the NPCW.

Eddie Ellington (grinning): Trouble? Johnny, they’re pure genius. Big Bad Wolf has a brain, Moonshadow has the brawn, and together they’re unstoppable. Dorothy should’ve stayed in Kansas!

[Suddenly, the haunting howls are replaced with Dorothy's music—a triumphant and uplifting orchestral melody, blending a classic fairytale vibe with modern rock. The crowd explodes in cheers as Dorothy strides purposefully to the ring, her eyes locked on Moonshadow. Following her are the Wizard’s Warriors—Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man—keeping a vigilant watch for any signs of the Coven.]

Johnny Michaels: And here comes Dorothy, focused as ever. She’s on a mission, Eddie. You can see the determination in her eyes.

Eddie Ellington: Determination or delusion? She got herself into this mess by poking the Coven. Moonshadow’s about to teach her a lesson in humility—and pain.

[The Warriors spread out around the ring, scanning the crowd to ensure no Coven interference. Big Bad Wolf circles the ring, exchanging menacing glances with the Warriors, as Dorothy climbs through the ropes and locks eyes with Moonshadow. The tension is palpable as the referee, Honest Abe, signals for the bell.]

Johnny Michaels: And we’re underway! Dorothy starts strong with a big BODYSLAM, but Moonshadow counters with the LYCAN LOCK! She’s got Dorothy in that vicious Camel Clutch early.

Eddie Ellington: That’s why Moonshadow’s a star, Johnny. While Dorothy’s playing superhero, Moonshadow’s already breaking her spirit.

Johnny Michaels: Moonshadow now with a FRONT FACELOCK, keeping Dorothy grounded. Dorothy’s trying to fight out of it but can’t seem to escape!  Dorothy seems to be still feeling the impacts from the beatdown by the Coven.

Eddie Ellington: You know what Dorothy needs? An actual game plan instead of relying on her ragtag friends outside the ring. Spoiler alert—they can’t wrestle the match for her.

Johnny Michaels: Dorothy neutralizes a BODYSLAM attempt and fires back, but Moonshadow keeps the pressure on with another FRONT FACELOCK. She’s really focusing on Dorothy’s neck and back tonight.

Eddie Ellington: It’s called strategy, Johnny. Dorothy is all emotion—Moonshadow is cold, calculating perfection.

Johnny Michaels: Dorothy gains some momentum with a BODYSLAM of her own! That’s what she needs to do—capitalize on these openings.

Eddie Ellington: Openings? Please. Moonshadow let her have that one just to toy with her. Watch what happens next.

Johnny Michaels: Dorothy goes for a SCHOOL-GIRL ROLL-UP, but Moonshadow counters with a RAKE OF THE EYES on the ropes! Honest Abe didn’t catch it!

Eddie Ellington (mock innocently): Oh, come on, Johnny—Moonshadow was just helping Dorothy clean her contacts. Nothing illegal about that.

Johnny Michaels: Dorothy with the KANSAS CYCLONE, a huge Tornado DDT! The crowd’s behind her now!

Eddie Ellington: Big deal. One fluke move doesn’t make her a contender. Look, Moonshadow’s already back on her feet—like the true alpha she is.

Johnny Michaels: Dorothy goes for a SPRINGBOARD SUNSET FLIP! She’s got the pin—1... but Moonshadow kicks out! Dorothy’s getting closer to putting this away.

Eddie Ellington: Close only counts in horseshoes, Johnny. Moonshadow is just toying with her prey.

Johnny Michaels: Moonshadow strikes back with a brutal FULL MOON SUPERPLEX. Dorothy’s got to dig deep here—she’s taking a lot of punishment.

Eddie Ellington: Dig deep? She’s digging her own grave at this point. Moonshadow smells blood.

Johnny Michaels: Dorothy with a CARTWHEEL INTO ELBOW SMASH, but Moonshadow answers with the LYCAN LOCK again! She’s got it locked in tight—Dorothy’s in trouble!

Eddie Ellington (smugly): Trouble? Dorothy’s done, Johnny. This is what happens when amateurs step into a wolf’s den.

Johnny Michaels: Moonshadow goes for the pin—1...2...3! That’s it! Moonshadow picks up the win with the LYCAN LOCK.

Eddie Ellington (gleefully): I told you, Johnny! Moonshadow proves once again why she’s the superior competitor. Dorothy can cry about it all she wants, but she’s outmatched.

Johnny Michaels: A valiant effort by Dorothy, but Moonshadow walks away with the victory tonight. Folks, this rivalry is far from over—don’t go anywhere. More action is coming your way on Polar Power!

RESULT - Moonshadow defeats Dorothy via pinfall at the  16 minute mark after a LYCAN LOCK.

Madness Supercard Hype

[Scene: The camera returns to the announce table, where Johnny Michaels and Eddie “The Expert of Elocution” Ellington are seated. Behind them, the buzzing crowd can be heard as the excitement builds for the upcoming matches. Johnny, ever the professional, sits poised, while Eddie leans back with his trademark smirk, ready to dish out his usual sarcasm.]

Johnny Michaels: Ladies and gentlemen, we are just weeks away from Madness, NPCW’s biggest supercard of the season, coming to you live from the North Pole Arena on March 30! And Eddie, what a card we have shaping up.

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): Shaping up? Johnny, it’s already perfect—thanks to teams like Demonic Legion, Wolf Pack and the Monster’s Bash, of course. Without them, this show would look like an extended episode of The Merry Misfits.

Johnny Michaels: Let’s dive into the action we already know. First, Mrs. Claus will take on a massive challenge in a Gauntlet Match. She’ll face four mystery opponents, one at a time, with a 15-minute time limit for each match. And it’s No Disqualifications. If she wins, she earns her way into the Queen of the North tournament in April.

Eddie Ellington (chuckling): Mrs. Claus? Come on, Johnny. Her best move is baking cookies, not winning gauntlet matches. This is just cruel, putting her through this—although I’m not complaining. Watching her get steamrolled is going to be chef’s kiss.

Johnny Michaels (sternly): She’s shown resilience before, Eddie. I wouldn’t count her out just yet.

Johnny Michaels: Next, the Northern Lights Tournament Final—Nutcracker Captain will face the winner of tonight’s semi-final match between the Big Bad Wolf and Robin Hood. A clash of styles for sure.

Eddie Ellington: Clash of styles? There’s no clash, Johnny. Big Bad Wolf is going to eat Robin Hood alive and then hand the tournament to Nutcracker Captain on a silver platter. Mark my words, Frosty and Robin’s little fairytale ends tonight.

Johnny Michaels: Also on the card, Pearl meets Moonshadow. This should be a fast-paced, hard-hitting bout.

Eddie Ellington (mocking): You mean the sweet little Pearl? She’s stepping into Moonshadow’s den! Moonshadow is going to treat her like last night’s leftovers. This match will last about as long as a snowflake in July.

Johnny Michaels (ignoring Eddie): Pearl has heart, Eddie. She might surprise you.

Johnny Michaels: Speaking of brutality, Belsnickel will face Jolly Green in a Russian Chain Match. They’ll be chained together, and victory only comes by touching all four corners of the ring consecutively.

Eddie Ellington: Oh, this will be great! Jolly Green can’t run away this time. Belsnickel’s going to wrap that chain around him like a Christmas present and deliver the beatdown of the century. Bah humbug indeed!

Johnny Michaels: In a No. 1 Contenders Match for the NPCW Tag Team Titles, The Merry Band will face Krampus and Jack Frost.

Eddie Ellington: Oh, please. The Merry Band? They’re going to get melted faster than Frosty in a sauna. Krampus and Jack Frost are a real team, Johnny. They don’t rely on medieval gimmicks and wood-carved bows.

Johnny Michaels (rolling his eyes): We’ll see if the Merry Band can continue their impressive streak and pull off a win.

Johnny Michaels: The Wolf Pack’s Howlers will take on the Reindeer Coalition’s Donner and Blitzen. This one’s personal—there’s been bad blood brewing for weeks.

Eddie Ellington (smirking): Bad blood? Try annihilation. The Howlers are going to take those overgrown lawn ornaments to the woodshed. Donner and Blitzen should just pull Santa’s sleigh and call it a day.

Johnny Michaels: And speaking of the Reindeer Coalition, the NPCW Tag Team Titles will be on the line as the champions, The Polar Bears, defend against former champions Comet and Prancer.

Eddie Ellington: The Polar Bears are walking out with those titles, Johnny. Comet and Prancer might as well bring gift tags, because the Bears are going to repackage them for Christmas.

Johnny Michaels: Comet and Prancer are seasoned competitors, Eddie. This one could go either way.

Johnny Michaels: Finally, in the Main Event, we have a blockbuster Six-Man Tag Team Match. Santa Claus will team up with two partners of his choice to take on Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster Bash team of The Monster, Kong, and Ogre. Here’s the twist—whoever scores the pinfall or submission will become the NPCW Champion. That means Santa could lose his title without being pinned!

Eddie Ellington (gleefully): Now this is genius! Santa’s riding a sleigh straight to disaster, Johnny. He doesn’t even have a team yet, and his title reign is hanging by a thread. The Monster Bash is about to throw a holiday party with Santa’s championship as the centerpiece.

Johnny Michaels (firmly): Santa has faced adversity before, Eddie. He’s more than capable of finding partners who’ll fight beside him to even the odds.

Eddie Ellington: Capable? Johnny, the only thing Santa’s capable of is looking ridiculous in that red suit. By the end of Madness, he’ll just be another guy in the naughty list of NPCW.

Johnny Michaels: There you have it, folks—an incredible lineup for Madness at the North Pole Arena. Be sure to tune in on March 30 for a night of unforgettable action.

Eddie Ellington: Unforgettable? You bet. Mostly because we will finally see Santa’s reign end.

Match 4: Northern Lights Title Tournament Semi-Final

Big Bad Wolf vs. Robin Hood

VS

[Scene: The crowd is buzzing as Robin Hood makes his entrance, accompanied by the Merry Band—Maid Marion, Friar Tuck, and Little John. Their upbeat medieval music fills the arena, and the fans cheer wildly as the Merry Band waves enthusiastically. Robin Hood looks confident as he steps into the ring, feeding off the crowd’s energy.]

Johnny Michaels: Listen to this crowd, Eddie! Robin Hood and the Merry Band have brought their infectious energy to the North Pole Arena tonight. You can feel the excitement in the air.

Eddie Ellington (groaning): Infectious? More like nauseating. Look at them, Johnny—waving like they’re in a parade. This isn’t Sherwood Forest; it’s a wrestling ring. Robin Hood’s about to get a reality check.

[The arena lights dim, and the sound of wolf howls echoes ominously. The Big Bad Wolf slinks down the aisle, leading the rest of the Wolf Pack—Moonshadow and the Howlers. The crowd reacts with a mix of boos and scattered cheers as the Wolf Pack exudes confidence. The camera cuts to the upper deck, where the Nutcracker Captain and Nutcracker General watch intently, scouting their potential opponent for the finals.]

Johnny Michaels: And here comes the Big Bad Wolf, looking as menacing as ever. He’s got the entire Wolf Pack with him, but it looks like Honest Abe is already stepping in to ensure a fair fight.

Eddie Ellington (smirking): Fair fight? Johnny, the Wolf Pack doesn’t need to cheat to win. Big Bad Wolf could beat Robin Hood with one paw tied behind his back.

[Honest Abe orders both the Wolf Pack and the Merry Band to leave ringside, ensuring no interference. The crowd cheers the decision as the bell rings to start the match.]

Johnny Michaels: And we’re off! Robin Hood starts with a high-flying Senton, catching Big Bad Wolf off guard!

Eddie Ellington: Oh, please. That was a lucky shot. Big Bad Wolf’s just warming up, Johnny. Robin’s going to regret that soon enough.

Johnny Michaels: Robin goes for another Senton, but Big Bad Wolf reverses it! He’s got Robin locked in the LYCAN LOCK! That Camel Clutch is brutal—Robin’s in trouble early!

Eddie Ellington: Trouble? He’s done, Johnny. Robin Hood’s probably wishing he stayed in the forest with his merry little friends.

Johnny Michaels: Robin fights back with a DDT, but Big Bad Wolf counters with a CHOKE ON THE RING ROPE! Honest Abe needs to step in here!

Eddie Ellington (laughing): Step in? Why? Big Bad Wolf’s just teaching Robin how to breathe properly. It’s called tough love, Johnny.

Johnny Michaels: Big Bad Wolf with a SAVAGE SPEAR, but Robin Hood answers with another Senton! This match is back and forth!

Eddie Ellington: Back and forth? Johnny, Big Bad Wolf’s just letting Robin tire himself out. He’s playing the long game—like the genius he is.

Johnny Michaels: Big Bad Wolf now rubbing Robin’s face into the mat! That’s just disrespectful!

Eddie Ellington (grinning): Disrespectful? It’s called dominance, Johnny. Robin Hood’s getting a free facial treatment—he should be thanking Big Bad Wolf.

Johnny Michaels: Robin lands a huge Superkick! He’s not giving up without a fight!

Eddie Ellington: Fight? Johnny, he’s flailing. Big Bad Wolf’s just letting him have his moment before putting him out of his misery.

Johnny Michaels: Big Bad Wolf locks in the ABDOMINAL STRETCH! He’s targeting Robin’s core now, trying to wear him down.

Eddie Ellington: Smart move. Robin Hood’s all flash and no substance. Big Bad Wolf’s showing him what real wrestling looks like.

Johnny Michaels: Robin with a desperate Package Piledriver, but Big Bad Wolf counters with the LYCAN LOCK again! He’s got it locked in tight—Robin’s in agony!

Eddie Ellington (gleefully): Agony? That’s the sound of surrender, Johnny. Robin Hood’s tapping out! He’s done! Big Bad Wolf wins!

Johnny Michaels: And there it is—Big Bad Wolf advances to the finals of the Northern Lights Tournament! What a hard-fought match.

Eddie Ellington (mocking): Hard-fought? Robin Hood folded like a cheap tent. Did you see him tapping out? He couldn’t wait to quit! Big Bad Wolf didn’t just beat him—he embarrassed him.

Johnny Michaels (ignoring Eddie): The finals are set—Big Bad Wolf will face the Nutcracker Captain at Madness! Stay tuned, folks—there’s more action coming your way on Polar Power!

RESULT - Big Bad Wolf defeats Robin Hood via submission at the 9  minute mark with a LYCAN LOCK.

In Ring Interview with The Wonders

[Scene: The segment opens with Smooth Samantha standing in the ring, microphone in hand, as the buzzing crowd settles. The camera cuts to Johnny Michaels and Eddie “The Expert of Elocution” Ellington at the announce desk. Samantha is ready to kick off her interview, but the unexpected is about to unfold.]

Johnny Michaels: Well, Samantha’s got the mic, and what a night it’s been already. The Wolf Pack has delivered a dominating performance, with both Moonshadow and Big Bad Wolf picking up big victories. You’ve got to give them credit—love them or hate them, they’ve been a force tonight.

Eddie Ellington (smirking): Oh, I love them, Johnny! The Wolf Pack is top-tier. Moonshadow and Big Bad Wolf are running wild in NPCW—it’s dominance with style. Unlike some of these so-called heroes, they actually back it up in the ring.

Johnny Michaels: Well, I wouldn’t count everyone out just yet. There’s still—wait a second...what’s this?

[Suddenly, the sound of trumpets blaring cuts off the conversation. From the backstage area, two trumpeters appear, marching regally down the aisle. Behind them, two rows of men dressed like playing cards—Hearts on the right and Spades on the left, their edges frosted with glimmers of ice—follow in perfect formation, each carrying spears. The crowd murmurs in confusion, unsure of what to make of the spectacle.]

Eddie Ellington: Now THIS is an entrance! Trumpets, spears, playing cards—finally, a little class in NPCW! Who could this be?

[As the trumpeters reach the ring, they halt, standing on either side of it. The spearmen stop next, turning to face each other in perfect symmetry. The trumpeters shout in unison, their voices booming.]

Trumpeters: ALL HAIL THE QUEENS!

Johnny Michaels (puzzled): The Queens? What in the world...?

[The Mad Hatter appears, flamboyantly striding down the aisle, with the grinning Cheshire Cat following close behind, giving exaggerated curtsy bows to the booing crowd. Their mischievous energy only adds to the mystery. Behind them, a grand carriage carried on the shoulders of several men appears, slowly moving toward the ring. Perched atop the carriage are three regal women, each radiating an aura of power and intimidation.]

Eddie Ellington (excitedly): Oh, this is brilliant, Johnny! Trumpets! A royal carriage! This isn’t just an entrance—this is a statement!

Johnny Michaels: It’s certainly...unique. I’m not sure what to make of this.

[The carriage halts at ringside, and the men carrying it assist the women in descending gracefully. The Mad Hatter and Cheshire Cat enter the ring, with the former gleefully snatching the microphone from Samantha and motioning for her to step aside.]

Mad Hatter (maniacally): LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Allow me to introduce myself—I am the one and only MAD HATTER! And joining me are MY WONDERS!

[The crowd boos loudly, but the Hatter’s grin only widens as he sweeps his hand toward Cheshire Cat.]

Mad Hatter: First, I present to you peasants one of the greatest luchadores to ever perform...the CHESHIRE CAT!

[The Cheshire Cat bows theatrically and leaps around the ring with acrobatic precision, eliciting a mix of boos and begrudging appreciation for his agility.]

Eddie Ellington: Look at this guy, Johnny! The Cheshire Cat is poetry in motion. These fans have no taste—they should be bowing right now!

Johnny Michaels: Poetry? More like chaos. This whole scene is bizarre.

[The Mad Hatter claps enthusiastically before turning to the three women, motioning toward the white haired one in icy blue attire.]

Mad Hatter: And now, true royalty! THE QUEENS OF PUNISHMENT! First, Lady Frost, Queen of Snow!

[Lady Frost steps forward, her cold gaze sweeping over the booing crowd. Her icy aura silences some of the jeers as she speaks with an air of authority.]

Lady Frost: Thank you, Hatter. NPCW, I am here to show you who the true Ice Queen is. This is my domain, and all shall bow to me.

Eddie Ellington (awed): Did you hear that, Johnny? True royalty! Lady Frost is about to turn NPCW into her personal glacier.

Johnny Michaels: She’s definitely got confidence, but let’s see how it translates in the ring.

[The Hatter then gestures to the dark-haired woman in black.]

Mad Hatter: Next, the Queen of Spades—Dark Duchess!

[Dark Duchess steps forward, looking down her nose at the crowd before speaking in a chilling tone.]

Dark Duchess: You shall see true fear, for the shadows are my domain. From the darkness, I shall strike.

Johnny Michaels: The Queen of Spades seems as sinister as her name suggests. This trio is shaping up to be a dangerous force.

Eddie Ellington (grinning): Sinister? I call it strategy. The shadows make the perfect battleground, Johnny.

[Finally, the Mad Hatter turns to the regal woman in red.]

Mad Hatter: And last, but certainly not least...The Crimson Viper, Queen of Hearts!

[The Crimson Viper steps forward, her piercing gaze surveying the audience. She smiles wickedly as she delivers her message.]

Crimson Viper: All shall bow before me, for everything is my domain. Challenge me, and it will be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

[The crowd erupts in boos, but the Hatter claps gleefully, spinning in circles and giggling as the trumpeters begin playing again. The regal entourage exits the ring in grand fashion, met with a chorus of jeers.]

Johnny Michaels: I don’t even know what to say about this spectacle. The Mad Hatter and his so-called Wonders have certainly made an impression tonight.

Eddie Ellington (grinning ear to ear): An impression? Johnny, this is the start of a dynasty! The Queens of Punishment? The Cheshire Cat? The Mad Hatter leading the charge? NPCW just got a whole lot more interesting.

Johnny Michaels: We’ll see if they can live up to their lofty claims. Stay tuned, folks—there’s more action coming your way on Polar Power.

Main Event: Krampus and Jack Frost (with Grinch Heyman) vs. Wizard's Warriors (Lion and Tin Man)

VS

[Scene: The arena buzzes with anticipation as the main event is about to begin. The camera cuts to Johnny Michaels and Eddie Ellington at the announce desk.]

Johnny Michaels: What a night it’s been so far, and we’re capping it off with this exciting main event: Krampus and Jack Frost, representing the Demonic Legion, taking on the Wizard’s Warriors, Lion and Tin Man. Eddie, I’ve got to ask—there’s been talk of tension between Jack Frost and Grinch Heyman as of late. Do you think it’ll impact tonight’s match?

Eddie Ellington (waving it off): Oh, come on, Johnny. What tension? The Demonic Legion is a well-oiled machine. You and the rumor mill need to relax. Jack Frost and Grinch Heyman are perfectly fine, and tonight, they’re going to tear those walking scrap heaps from Oz apart.

[The Wizard’s Warriors make their entrance first, greeted by cheers from the crowd. Lion and Tin Man look focused and ready, exchanging a fist bump as they make their way to the ring.]

Johnny Michaels: Here come the Wizard's Warriors! Lion and Tin Man have been fan favorites, known for their incredible teamwork and resilience. They’ll need every ounce of that tonight against the brutal pairing of Krampus and Jack Frost.

Eddie Ellington (sneering): Oh, please. You call that teamwork? It’s like watching a housecat and a junkyard fridge try to wrestle. Let’s be real, Johnny—Lion and Tin Man are out of their league.

[Suddenly, the arena goes dark. Ominous red and blue lights flash as the sound of wind howls and chains rattling fills the air. Krampus and Jack Frost appear on the stage, led by Grinch Heyman, who smirks wickedly as he shouts orders at the crowd to boo louder.]

Johnny Michaels: And here comes the Demonic Legion! Krampus and Jack Frost exude menace, but you have to wonder if they’re as united as they appear...

Eddie Ellington (interrupting): Enough with the baseless speculation, Johnny! This team is unstoppable. Grinch Heyman’s a mastermind, Krampus is a wrecking ball, and Jack Frost is ice-cold precision. Let’s focus on the beatdown that’s about to happen.

1st Minute: Johnny Michaels: The bell rings, and it’s Lion starting things off against Jack Frost. Lion wastes no time with a LION’S LEAP from the top rope! What a splash!

Eddie Ellington: Oh, big deal. He can jump. Call me when he actually does some damage.

2nd Minute: Johnny Michaels: Jack Frost responds with the ICY EDGE, a vicious knife-edge chop! You can see the welts forming on Lion’s chest already.

Eddie Ellington: That’s the precision I was talking about, Johnny. Jack Frost doesn’t just attack—he dismantles his opponents.

3rd Minute: Johnny Michaels: Krampus tags in, but Lion goes for a Brainbuster! Wait—Krampus reverses and counters with HOLIDAY HAVOC! Punches and kicks raining down on Lion!

Eddie Ellington: That’s how it’s done, Johnny. This isn’t a fairytale—this is wrestling, and Krampus is writing the ending.

4th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Krampus with a devastating SINISTER SUPLEX! Lion tries to retaliate with a Bodyslam, but Krampus is in full control.

Eddie Ellington: Full control? He’s owning the ring, Johnny. Lion should’ve stayed in the jungle where he belongs.

5th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Lion shows his resilience with a big Brainbuster on Krampus! That might turn the tide.

Eddie Ellington: Resilience? Please. Krampus just let him have that. A charity move for the cowardly cat.

7th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Krampus goes for the pin after another SINISTER SUPLEX—1...2... but Lion reverses it! He’s got Krampus pinned—1...2... Jack Frost makes the save just in time!

Eddie Ellington (shouting): Phew! That would’ve been embarrassing. Good save, Frosty. The Legion’s still in this!

10th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Krampus hits a DEMONIC DRIVER on Lion, and now he’s tagging Jack Frost back in. Lion looks like he’s in serious trouble here.

Eddie Ellington: Serious trouble? He’s circling the drain, Johnny. The Legion is picking him apart like leftover turkey dinner.

12th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Double-team by the Demonic Legion! Krampus with a SINISTER SUPLEX, and Jack Frost follows up with an ARCTIC BLAST! Lion is in a bad way.

Eddie Ellington: This is teamwork, Johnny. The Demonic Legion is showing the world what dominance looks like.

14th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Lion connects with a LION’S LEAP from the top rope! He’s not out of this yet!

Eddie Ellington (sarcastically): Oh, good for him. A desperate jump from a desperate wrestler. He’s still going down.

17th Minute: Johnny Michaels: The Wizard’s Warriors are fighting back! Double-team on Krampus—Tin Man locks in the STEELY RESOLVE LOCK, while Lion hits a Spinning Heel Kick!

Eddie Ellington: What’s this? A scrap metal rebellion? Please. Krampus eats moves like that for breakfast.

Johnny Michaels: Krampus looks to Grinch Heyman but Grinch is too busy jawing with the fans to help Krampus get out of trouble.

Eddie Ellington: Well if the fans would show the proper respect to the Demonic Legion he wouldn’t have to school them!

20th Minute: Johnny Michaels: Jack Frost is back in and delivers an ICY EDGE to Lion! He goes for the pin—1...2...3! That’s it! The Demonic Legion wins!

Eddie Ellington (gleefully): What did I tell you, Johnny? The Wizard’s Warriors didn’t stand a chance! Jack Frost sealed the deal, and Krampus did most of the heavy lifting. This is what domination looks like!

RESULT -Demonic Legion defeats Wizard’s Warriors via pinfall at the 19 minute mark when Jack Frost pinned Lion with an ICY EDGE.

Johnny Michaels: A hard-fought effort by the Warriors, but the Demonic Legion was too much for them tonight. Folks, before we sign off for the night I am told KC Rogers is at Santa’s Workshop for a special interview with the Claus’s … Over to you KC!

Closing Segment -  Santa’s Workshop

KC Rogers: "Thanks, Johnny and Eddie! I’m here at Santa’s Workshop, and let me tell you, the energy here is electric tonight. Commissioner Cratchit’s announcements earlier have shaken the North Pole to its core. I’m standing with Santa, Mrs. Claus, and some very notable faces to get their reactions. Santa, as always, is calm and collected—but not everyone here is taking this news with the same festive cheer."

[The camera pans over the chaotic workshop. The Reindeer Coalition huddles near the fireplace, murmuring. The Tinsel Twins and the Jolly Elves are buzzing by the crafting tables, while Gretel, Hansel, and Scarlett Howl keep a watchful eye on the workshop’s entrances. The imposing Van Helsing stands stoic to Santa’s right. Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus paces furiously in the background, gripping a rolling pin.]

KC Rogers: "Santa, the NPCW title will be on the line in a six-man tag team match against Dr. Frankenstein's Monster Bash. Can I—"

[Before KC can finish, Mrs. Claus storms into frame, her rolling pin pointing straight into the camera.]

Mrs. Claus: "Scrooge and Cratchit, I’m talking to you directly! You think this gauntlet challenge will scare me? You’ve got another thing coming! I don’t care who you throw at me—I want Wicked in that ring for the havoc her Coven has unleashed. She better be one of those opponents, or you’ll have more than a holiday disaster on your hands!"

[Santa reaches to calm her, placing a hand gently on her arm.]

Santa: "Now, dear—"

[Mrs. Claus shoots him a sharp glare, and he quickly retracts his hand, looking sheepish. Without another word, she storms off toward the back of the workshop. The camera cuts back to KC, who takes a steadying breath.]

KC Rogers: "Well, there you have it, folks. Emotions are running high here at the North Pole. But Santa, let’s talk about this monumental six-man tag team match. How are you feeling about Commissioner Cratchit’s latest decree?"

Santa: (leaning back in his chair and gesturing around the room) "KC, it’s no secret that this new regime is pulling out all the stops to take this title from me. But look around you—look at this team of allies who’ve stepped up. Rudolph, Van Helsing, the Reindeer Coalition, the Jolly Elves—everyone’s here, ready to fight for what’s right."

Rudolph: (stepping forward proudly) "That’s right, Santa. I’m always by your side, and don’t worry—if I get one of those Monster Bash goons down, I’ll tag you in for the pin!"

Santa: (with a warm but firm smile) "Now hold on, Rudolph. We can’t think like that. If you see an opening to win, you have to take it. There’s no room for hesitation—we’re up against incredible odds, and we cannot afford to lose. The title is on the line for all of us."

[Rudolph nods solemnly, clearly taking Santa’s words to heart. The camera then cuts to Van Helsing, who stands tall and silent before giving a subtle, knowing nod to the camera.]

Santa: "So, KC, let me make it official—my partners for this match will be my trusted guide, Rudolph, and the legendary Van Helsing. Together, we’ll bring the fight to Monster Bash. But let me make this clear, gentlemen—if you have a chance to end that match, you take it. This isn’t just about us; it’s about everyone counting on us to win."

[KC nods, her trademark glasses sparkling in the light as she leans in closer to Santa.]

KC Rogers: "Santa, one last question: with everything on the line, where do you find the strength to face such overwhelming odds?"

Santa: (smiling warmly, leaning forward in his chair) "KC, it’s simple. I have the faith of children all over the world behind me. Their belief, their joy—it gives me the power to overcome any challenge. And Monster Bash, if you’re watching—know this: you’ve been very, very naughty. But you’re not getting coal this year—you’re getting a fight. Because Santa is coming to town, and he’s bringing the whoopin’!"

[The workshop erupts in cheers as the camera pans out, showing the unity and determination of Santa’s allies. The screen fades to black with the sound of holiday bells and faint chants of “Santa! Santa!”]