The Adventures of Negropolis and Mason - Episode 6 - The Match

 

Scene opens with an electrified crowd of villagers gathered around the ring, cheering wildly under the evening sky. "Honest" Abe, the referee, already looks overwhelmed as Madman Mason and Negropolis stand in their corner, staring up at the towering figures of the Giants. Mason adjusts his boots with a confident grin, while Negropolis looks like he's about to faint.

Negropolis: (whispering) "Mason... Mason, look at them! They're... they're skyscrapers with legs!"

Mason: (calmly petting Flippers, who’s sitting on a nearby stool) "Relax, Neg. Just remember: the bigger they are, the harder they fall."

Negropolis: (wide-eyed) "The only thing that's gonna fall is me—flat on my face!"

The bell rings, and Mason steps into the ring first, circling Giant #1. Despite the size disparity, Mason throws himself into the match with gusto.

1st Minute: Mason surprises everyone by launching an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex on Giant #1, drawing gasps from the crowd.

Negropolis: (from the corner, flabbergasted) "How did he even lift him? Does Mason have secret superpowers or something?"

Giant #1 quickly retaliates with a Powersmash that sends Mason bouncing across the ring like a rubber ball. Before Mason can recover, Giant #1 tags in Giant #2.

Negropolis: (panicking) "Oh no, here comes the second skyscraper!"

2nd Minute: Mason fights valiantly, using a Strong Toss into the Corner to momentarily slow down Giant #2, but Giant #2 counters with a bone-crushing Spear.

Mason: (grinning through the pain) "I gotta admit, that was a good one. You play football too, big guy?"

Negropolis is in the corner, fanning himself with a towel. Negropolis: "Mason, you’re gonna get squashed out there like a pancake! And I'm the one who’s gonna have to scrape you off the mat!"

Double-Teaming Chaos (3rd-4th Minutes): Giant #1 and Giant #2 tag in and begin double-teaming Mason for two grueling rounds. Giant #1 delivers a Powersmash, while Giant #2 follows up with a Choke Slam that rattles the ring.

Negropolis: (horrified) "I knew it! This isn’t wrestling—it’s human demolition!"

Mason, winded but still smiling, shouts back: Mason: "I’m still standing, Neg! Okay, well, crouching, but close enough."

The double-teaming ends as Mason miraculously fights back with a Boot Choke, earning the crowd’s admiration.

5th-7th Minutes: Giant #1 executes his signature Sit on Opponent move twice, leaving Mason flattened like a pancake.

Negropolis: (shielding his eyes) "Oh, the humanity! Somebody call a medic!"

Mason somehow kicks out of a pin attempt and tags in Negropolis in the 8th minute.

Negropolis’s Reluctant Turn (8th-10th Minutes): Negropolis enters the ring with all the enthusiasm of a man walking to his doom. He throws a few moves, including a Doom Bomb, but Giant #1 easily neutralizes it.

Negropolis: (stumbling back to the corner) "I’m hitting him with everything I’ve got, and he’s still smiling at me, Mason! Smiling!"

Mason pats Flippers and shouts encouragingly: Mason: "Keep at it, Neg! You’ve got the speed. Use it!"

The Bearhug and More Chaos (11th-13th Minutes): Giant #2 locks Negropolis in a Bearhug, lifting him off the mat like a ragdoll.

Negropolis: (screaming) "I CAN FEEL MY RIBS TOUCHING MY SPINE!"

The Giants take turns double-teaming Negropolis with brutal moves like a Knoggin Knocker and a Big Squash. Meanwhile, Mason is pacing in their corner, eager to tag in.

Negropolis’s Comeback and Double-Teaming Redemption (18th Minute): Finally, Mason tags back in, and the duo double-teams Giant #2 with a Flying Elbow from Negropolis and a Vertical Suplex from Mason.

Negropolis: (panting, crawling back to the corner) "If we survive this, Mason, I’m retiring. I’ll open a bakery. A nice, quiet bakery."

Mason: (grinning, throwing another punch) "Never knew you had such sweet dreams, Neg."

Final Moments and Dramatic Finish (19th-20th Minutes): Negropolis tries a Snap Suplex on Giant #2, but it’s neutralized. Both teams are exhausted as the referee, "Honest" Abe, declares the match a draw after 20 minutes.

The crowd erupts in cheers as Mason and Negropolis collapse in their corner. Flippers waddles over to nuzzle against Mason, and even Negropolis cracks a faint smile.

Post-Match Celebration: Wilfredo approaches, clapping them on the back. Wilfredo: "That was amazing, amigos! You survived the Giants of El Salvador. Stay the night—tomorrow, I’ll take you to the nearest town."

Negropolis: (groaning, sprawled on the ground) "Survived? I need a week of sleep and a chiropractor!"

Mason: (petting Flippers) "C’mon, Neg, that was the most fun we’ve had in ages!"

Scene ends with Mason beaming, Negropolis groaning, and the villagers celebrating around them.