Polar Power Episode 0007 - May 4, 2025

Aired - May 4, 2025

COMMERCIAL

[The show begins with a campy commercial for Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House. The screen lights up in a retro style, complete with cheesy 1980s synth music and flashy graphics.]

Scrooge (over-the-top enthusiasm): "Greetings, fine citizens of the NPCW Universe! Are you in need of a quick loan to fund your next battle, repair your gear, or simply keep your holiday cheer alive? Then look no further than Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House! We offer the best lending services in town at an UNBEATABLE rate—just 50% interest per month! That’s right! Your dreams can become reality, if only you dare to borrow! So come on in, and let your gold pave the way!"

[The ad ends with a dazzling grin from Scrooge as he waves a gilded business card toward the camera. The screen fades to black, and bold gold lettering appears: "Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House Presents…"]

[Following the commercial, the familiar Polar Power opening montage begins. Fast-paced clips highlight the NPCW Superstars in all their glory—Rudolph leading a charge, Scarlet Howl’s agility, Monster Bash’s terrifying presence, and much more. However, in the corner of the screen, Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House’s logo remains prominently displayed as a subtle watermark.]

[As the montage ends, the camera pans across the packed arena. Fans hold up a variety of handmade posters and signs, including: “GUIDE US RUDOLPH!” “KABOOM!” (a nod to the Blonde Bombshells), “TEAM SANTA ALL THE WAY,” “HUNTER’S ENCLAVE FOREVER,”, “THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION.” and "THE HOWL OF VICTORY IS DEAFENING!" and "MAGIC, MAYHEM, AND ABSOLUTE DOMINATION!". The energy in the arena is electric as chants and cheers fill the air.]

[The focus shifts to the announce desk, where Johnny "The Mic" Michaels and Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington sit, ready to kick things off. Johnny exudes boundless enthusiasm, while Eddie flashes his signature wry grin, clearly reveling in the atmosphere.]

Opening Segment

[The camera transitions from the vibrant crowd to the announce desk, where Johnny "The Mic" Michaels and Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington sit, ready to kick off the evening’s rundown. Johnny adjusts his tie, embodying the energetic style of the NPCW, while Eddie leans back smugly, his arms crossed, flashing a mischievous grin.]

Johnny Michaels (enthusiastically): "Welcome, NPCW Universe, to another electrifying episode of Polar Power! I’m Johnny Michaels, here with the man who never fails to ruffle feathers, Eddie Ellington! Eddie, before we dive into tonight’s stacked lineup, let’s take a moment to recap last week’s jaw-dropping, heart-pounding action."

Eddie Ellington (with a smirk): "Ah, last week—the greatest thing to happen since I joined this desk. The Wicked Witch put on a clinic in championship strategy, and let’s just call it what it was: brilliance. She turned the Queen of the North tournament into a masterclass in leadership. And let’s face it, Johnny—Wicked Willow might’ve dropped down, but her performance was all part of the plan!"

Johnny Michaels (chastising): "You mean that ridiculous sham of a match? It was a complete disgrace, Eddie, and the NPCW Universe deserves better than a glorified puppet show to crown a champion."

Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Disgrace? That’s your opinion, Johnny, and frankly, it’s wrong. Wicked Witch walked away with the gold, didn’t she? That’s all that matters in this business—results. And then, of course, the Coven reminded Mrs. Claus why she should’ve stuck to baking cookies instead of stepping into the ring."

Johnny Michaels (outraged): "That assault was vile, Eddie—there’s no justification for blinding and beating her down like that!"

Eddie Ellington: "Justification? No, Johnny, it was dominance. It’s why the Coven are running this show, whether you—or anyone else—likes it. And speaking of dominance, how about Dorothy and Alice? Or should I say the Blonde Bombshells? Now that was a moment I could respect—finally stepping up, breaking free from mediocrity, and showing this division who’s boss. Kaboom!"

Johnny Michaels (reluctantly agreeing): "I’ll admit, Eddie, their transformation was jaw-dropping, but let’s not forget the disrespect they showed to Mrs. Claus afterward."

Eddie Ellington (shrugging smugly): "Disrespect?  The only one disrespected was Dorothy by Mrs. Claus’s weak attempt at remaining relevant. There is a new generation and Dorothy and Alice are looking to lead it in the  NPCW, and frankly, it’s about time."

Johnny Michaels: "But enough about last week, Eddie—let’s talk about tonight’s action-packed lineup! First up, the Blonde Bombshells will compete in their debut tag team match. What’s your take on their chances tonight?"

Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Chances? Johnny, did you see them last week? They’ll be fine—better than fine. They’ll be unstoppable. I almost feel bad for whoever’s unlucky enough to step into the ring with them."

Johnny Michaels: "And that’s not all, NPCW fans! A new tag team, formerly with HCW, will make their NPCW debut tonight. Eddie, I’m sure you’ve got something to say about this highly anticipated arrival?"

Eddie Ellington (grinning smugly): "Highly anticipated? You bet I do, Johnny! These aren’t just any newcomers—this is a pair of dangerous veterans stepping into our ring, ready to redefine the entire tag team division. Trust me, Johnny, the NPCW tag scene is about to get a serious upgrade. These guys aren’t here to make friends or crack jokes; they’re here to dominate, and dominate they will."

Johnny Michaels (raising an eyebrow): "Sounds like you’re fully in their corner, Eddie. Care to elaborate on what makes them so special?"

Eddie Ellington (leaning back, clearly enjoying himself): "Let me spell it out for you, Johnny—precision, power, and experience. These two are cold, calculated, and as methodical as they come. They don’t just aim to win—they aim to dismantle. Mark my words, after tonight, every tag team in NPCW will be watching their backs. Because when these guys hit the ring, they’ll make sure the only thing left standing is themselves."

Johnny Michaels (rolling his eyes): "Moving on—Grinch Heyman will address the NPCW Universe tonight. I’m sure you have nothing but praise for him, Eddie?"

Eddie Ellington: "You bet I do, Johnny. Grinch Heyman is the smartest guy in this building. If people actually listened to him, they’d be champions by now. Heyman doesn’t give advice—he gives opportunities. And like always, it’s their loss if they don’t take them."

Johnny Michaels: "And then there’s our colossal main event—Prancer of the Reindeer Coalition takes on Polar Bear 1 in a do-or-die match. If Prancer wins, he and Comet get another shot at the Tag Team Championship. If he loses, they’re out of contention. Eddie, your thoughts?"

Eddie Ellington (mockingly): "My thoughts, Johnny? Prancer and Comet better start looking for new careers, because they’re not beating Polar Bear 1. Between the power, the presence, and let’s not forget the intelligence of Polar Bear 1, this match will be over before Rudolph can light his nose!"

Johnny Michaels (shaking his head): "You never give credit where it’s due, Eddie. Prancer and Comet have grit, determination, and the NPCW Universe behind them—that’s a recipe for success if I’ve ever seen one."

Johnny Michaels: "And finally, fans, Rudolph himself is here tonight and will speak directly to the NPCW Universe. After everything that’s gone down, his words could have massive implications."

Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Oh please, Johnny. What’s he gonna do—give a motivational speech? Yawn. Unless Rudolph’s handing over the NPCW Championship, I’ve got better things to focus on. Like Wicked Witch—our real leader."

Johnny Michaels (rolling his eyes): "Well, Eddie, as always, your opinions are… colorful. But I can’t wait to hear what Rudolph has to say, and neither can the NPCW Universe. So stay tuned, fans—the action is about to begin!"

Eddie Ellington (with a grin): "And now, let’s head over to the Commissioner's Office, where Bob Cratchit and the mastermind Ebeneezer Scrooge have some announcements for us. I’m sure it’s nothing short of revolutionary—or at least profitable for Scrooge!"

COMMISSIONER’S DECREE

[The screen transitions to a dimly lit office adorned with towering stacks of paperwork and scattered ledgers. Commissioner Bob Cratchit sits hunched over his desk, visibly weary, his tie slightly askew as he shuffles through a stack of documents. Beside him stands Ebeneezer Scrooge, radiating smug superiority with his hands clasped behind his back, surveying the room like a monarch overseeing his domain. In the background, Fenwick Grimbough, Scrooge’s shadowy assistant, fiddles with a ledger, his presence looming but silent.]

Bob Cratchit (weakly smiling at the camera): "Good evening, NPCW Universe. I hope you’re ready for another great night of action—we’ve got an exciting show ahead!"

[Scrooge clears his throat loudly, interrupting Cratchit mid-sentence. He leans forward slightly, his devious grin widening as he waves dismissively.]

Ebeneezer Scrooge: "Yes, yes, Bob—spare them the pleasantries. Let’s not waste precious time; these announcements won’t deliver themselves!"

[Cratchit sighs, his shoulders slumping slightly as he nods.]

Bob Cratchit: "Very well… First, I’d like to take a moment to congratulate Ms. Sweetins and the ladies of NPCW on last week’s incredible episode. It was—"

[Scrooge cuts him off again, waving his hand impatiently.]

Ebeneezer Scrooge (mockingly): "Enough of the back-patting, Cratchit! Let’s get on with it, shall we?"

[Cratchit’s expression tightens as he briefly glances at Scrooge, his frustration evident but restrained. He clears his throat and adjusts his posture before continuing.]

Bob Cratchit: "Yes, yes… Moving on. Tonight, I am pleased to announce a new and exciting partnership between NPCW and Scrooge Toys. In this exclusive collaboration, NPCW has licensed a series of action figures featuring all of your favorite Superstars. These figures will be sold exclusively on the Scrooge Toys website."

[Fenwick Grimbough’s pen pauses briefly, and Scrooge beams proudly, rubbing his hands together as he leans into the frame.]

Ebeneezer Scrooge (gleefully): "And may I add, they’re available at the bargain price of just $29.95—plus taxes, applicable shipping fees, and tariffs, of course. A small price to pay to own a piece of greatness, don’t you think?"

[Scrooge flashes the camera a sly smile before adjusting his pocket square with exaggerated flair. Cratchit attempts a weak smile but falters under Scrooge’s overpowering presence.]

Bob Cratchit (softly): "Yes… uh… a very small price indeed."

[Scrooge leans back, his smugness palpable as Fenwick nods approvingly in the background. Cratchit shifts uncomfortably in his seat, glancing at the stack of paperwork as though hoping for some escape.]

Bob Cratchit: "Well, that concludes tonight’s announcements. Back to you, Johnny and Eddie, for more of tonight’s exciting action."

[The screen transitions smoothly back to the arena, where Johnny Michaels looks bemused and Eddie Ellington grins devilishly, clearly entertained by Scrooge’s antics.]

Johnny Michaels: "Well, folks, there you have it—action figures brought to you by Scrooge Toys. I’m sure Scrooge is thrilled to add yet another source of income to his overflowing coffers."

Eddie Ellington (chuckling): "Thrilled is an understatement, Johnny. The man’s a genius—action figures and profits all in one swoop. The NPCW Universe better get their wallets ready, because Scrooge Toys is about to take over!"

[The camera pans the crowd as chants and cheers fill the arena, transitioning to the ring for the first match.]

MATCH 1 - Jolly Green And Paul Bunyan VS Sandman and Black Knight

VS

[The camera focuses on NPCW Ring Announcer Louie Linville standing confidently in the center of the ring, microphone in hand, as the crowd buzzes in anticipation for the first match of the evening.]

Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to kick off tonight’s action with a tag team showdown! This match is scheduled for one fall, and it promises to be a battle of strength and strategy between two heated rivalries!"

[Louie gestures dramatically toward the entrance ramp, where the upbeat music of Jolly Green and Paul Bunyan begins to play. The crowd erupts in cheers as the towering Jolly Green enters with his signature infectious laugh, followed by Paul Bunyan swinging an axe handle as a prop. Both men high-five fans along the way, their charisma lighting up the arena.]

Louie Linville: "Introducing first, standing tall with unyielding determination, the team of JOLLY GREEN AND PAUL BUNYAN!"

[Jolly Green and Paul Bunyan climb into the ring, their powerful physiques and camaraderie instantly commanding attention. The crowd chants their names as they strike confident poses in their corner.]

[The music shifts to a hauntingly dramatic theme, signaling the arrival of Sandman and Black Knight. The arena darkens slightly as Sandman steps onto the stage, his menacing presence palpable. Beside him, Black Knight follows in full armor-inspired gear, moving with deliberate power. The crowd boos loudly as they saunter to the ring, ignoring the jeers with an air of superiority.]

Louie Linville: "And their opponents, the sinister alliance that has left chaos in their wake… SANDMAN AND BLACK KNIGHT!"

[Sandman and Black Knight step into the ring, glaring at Jolly Green and Paul Bunyan with unrelenting malice. Sandman smirks arrogantly while Black Knight stands stoically, his gaze unyielding. The tension between the two teams is palpable.]

Johnny Michaels (calling the match): "This is it, folks—the feud between Sandman and Jolly Green has been boiling over for months, and now, with Black Knight joining the fray, things are about to explode! Let’s see if Jolly Green and Paul Bunyan’s alliance can weather this storm!"

Eddie Ellington (smugly): "Oh, come on, Johnny. Sandman is a mastermind, and Black Knight? That’s raw power with brains to boot. Jolly Green and Bunyan? Just two oversized goofs lumbering their way to irrelevance."

Johnny Michaels (chiding): "Eddie, your bias is showing again. But regardless, this match promises to deliver on intensity!"

[The bell rings, and the match begins. Black Knight and Jolly Green start things off, with Black Knight quickly landing a German Suplex, showing his technical prowess.]

Johnny Michaels: "Black Knight wasting no time with that German Suplex! He’s sending a clear message that power isn’t the only weapon in his arsenal!"

Eddie Ellington (mockingly): "Oh please, Johnny—Jolly Green probably didn’t even know he got suplexed. The guy’s built like a tree and moves just as fast!"

[Jolly Green retaliates with a Belly Laugh Slam, displaying his raw strength and charisma as the crowd cheers him on.]

Johnny Michaels: "There’s that power we’ve come to expect from Jolly Green! He’s reminding Sandman and Black Knight why he’s no easy target!"

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): "No easy target? Johnny, the man’s a walking bullseye. Let’s see how long he can stay standing."

[Paul Bunyan tags in and delivers hard-hitting moves, including a Backbreaker and Open Hand Smash that leave Sandman momentarily stunned. Sandman rallies with a Spinning Fist Strike, showing his striking prowess.]

Johnny Michaels: "Paul Bunyan proving to be a force to reckon with—his lumberjack strength is making an impact tonight!"

Eddie Ellington (mockingly): "Strength? Sure, Johnny, but if Sandman really wanted to take him down, all he’d need is a pillow and some bedtime stories. Bunyan looks ready for a nap!"

[As the match progresses, all four competitors trade blows with chaotic double-team maneuvers. Sandman and Black Knight manage to isolate Paul Bunyan, landing devastating moves like Dropkicks and German Suplexes, but Jolly Green rushes in to break up multiple pin attempts, keeping the crowd on edge.]

Johnny Michaels (excitedly): "What a match, Eddie! The action is nonstop, and both teams are showing why they’re forces to be reckoned with!"

Eddie Ellington: "Nonstop action? Sure, but let’s be real, Johnny—Sandman and Black Knight are running circles around these lumbering giants. It’s only a matter of time before the inevitable happens!"

[The match builds to a tense climax as all four men enter the ring for a chaotic final sequence. The crowd is on their feet, cheering loudly for the intensity on display. Ultimately, after twenty minutes of hard-fought action, the referee declares the match a draw, leaving both teams visibly frustrated.]

Johnny Michaels: "And there you have it—a draw! Neither team gets the decisive win tonight, but what a battle we just witnessed!"

Eddie Ellington (smirking): "A draw, huh? Fine by me, Johnny—Sandman and Black Knight proved their superiority, and that’s all that matters. Jolly Green and Bunyan should stick to planting trees!"

[The camera focuses on the frustrated competitors as the crowd applauds their effort, transitioning to the next segment.]

ADVENTURES OF NEGROPOLIS AND MADMAN MASON (and Flippers too …) EPISODE 12 - THE GRAND INTRODUCTION

[The scene opens backstage with Negropolis, Madman Mason, Ace MacDougall, and their “emotional support penguin” Flippers preparing for their grand debut in NPCW. The camera captures a chaotic tableau: Negropolis stands with exaggerated elegance, arms crossed as he glares disapprovingly at Mason, who is squatting near Flippers’ cage, making silly faces to cheer up the baby penguin. Ace MacDougall, looking slightly disheveled but radiating everyman-esque charm, looms over the duo with a mix of amusement and exasperation.]

Ace MacDougall (with a thick Scottish accent and a wry grin): "Right, lads, listen up! In just a few moments, Louie Linville is gonna introduce us, and when that happens, we need to look the part. This isn’t storytime with Flippers here—this is the North Pole! You two need to look menacing, dangerous—a duo capable of causing mayhem on Count Vlad’s orders!"

Negropolis (haughtily, adjusting his dark cloak): "I am menace incarnate, MacDougall. I’m the bringer of destruction, disciple of Negronomicon! Do not lump me in with this… this buffoon!"

Madman Mason (cheerfully, looking up from Flippers): "Aw, c’mon, Neggie, don’t be like that. You know I’m the life of this whole operation! Besides, Flippers here gives us that extra edge—our adorable secret weapon!"

[Mason scoops up Flippers and holds him up like a trophy. The baby penguin chirps happily, flapping its tiny wings. Negropolis recoils in horror, his eyes narrowing as he waves a dismissive hand.]

Negropolis: "A secret weapon? It’s a penguin, Mason, not an ancient artifact of power! Put it back in its cage before our reputation is ruined! Do you have any idea how ridiculous we’ll look marching to the ring with… that?"

Madman Mason (grinning as he rubs Flippers’ head): "Hey now, don’t listen to him, little guy. Neggie just doesn’t appreciate the finer things in life. You’re our emotional support penguin, aren’t ya, buddy?"

[Ace steps in, clapping his hands to bring the duo back to focus.]

Ace MacDougall: "Right then, Mason, do as Neggie says and get Flippers in that cage. You need to get your game face on. Slap on that muzzle mask and work those crazy eyes! Neggie, you just keep looking like the destroyer of worlds or whatever it is you do. Leave the talking to me!"

Madman Mason (reluctantly, placing Flippers in the cage): "Alright, alright. But don’t you worry, Flippers, I’ll be back for you soon. You be a good boy now, okay?"

[Mason crouches by the cage, whispering soothing words to Flippers as the baby penguin chirps sadly. However, in his haste, Mason doesn’t fully latch the cage door, which swings slightly ajar as the group turns their attention toward the entrance ramp.]

[The camera cuts to the ring, where Louie Linville stands with microphone in hand, ready for the introduction.]

Louie Linville: "Accompanied by their manager, the Flying Scotsman Ace MacDougall… Hailing from Parts Unknown, the Disciple of Negronomicon… NEGROPOLIS THE TERROR! And his partner, from the Insane Asylum… MADMAN JACK MASON!"

[The arena fills with boos as the villainous trio emerges. Ace MacDougall leads the charge, gesturing theatrically toward the crowd with an exaggerated grin. Negropolis strides with a calculated, menacing pace, his dark cloak billowing behind him, while Mason skips erratically, his crazy eyes darting around as he clutches his axe handle like a man possessed. The spectacle is sinister yet comedic, perfectly blending their dynamic.]

Johnny Michaels (on commentary): "And here they come—the new faces in NPCW, Negropolis and Madman Mason, flanked by Ace MacDougall! Eddie, what do you make of these guys?"

Eddie Ellington (grinning): "What do I make of them? I make them my new favorites! Look at Negropolis—he’s got that ‘destroyer of hope’ energy—and Madman Mason? Pure chaos in a bottle. They’re the total package!"

[As the trio makes their way down the aisle, the camera catches movement in the background. Flippers has escaped from the cage and is waddling determinedly behind them, struggling to catch up. The crowd reacts with laughter and cheers as the baby penguin flaps its wings. Negropolis glances over his shoulder and freezes in horror.]

Negropolis (hissing at Mason): "Mason! That… that thing is following us! Do something!"

[Mason spins around, his face lighting up with delight as he spots Flippers. He quickly scoops up the penguin and cradles it, attempting to hide it beneath his coat.]

Madman Mason (whispering to Flippers): "What are you doing, buddy? You’re supposed to stay backstage! Alright, alright, let’s keep this between us, yeah?"

Johnny Michaels (in disbelief): "Wait a second… Is that a baby penguin?"

Eddie Ellington (deadpan): "Maybe it’s a vicious attack penguin, Johnny. You don’t know its life story."

[The trio finally reaches the ring. Mason awkwardly stashes the penguin behind his back as Ace  takes the microphone.]

[As Negropolis, Madman Mason, Ace MacDougall, and a very well-hidden Flippers reach the ring, Ace wastes no time grabbing the microphone from Louie Linville. With his booming Scottish accent and exaggerated presence, Ace commands the audience’s attention.]

Ace MacDougall (mockingly, holding the mic aloft): "What type of introduction was that, eh? Louie, step aside and let a professional show you how it’s done! NPCW Universe, lend me your ears, because what you’re about to witness are the two most dangerous men in wrestling today!"

[The crowd boos, but Ace forges on undeterred, pacing the ring as he gestures wildly.]

Ace MacDougall: "I know because I was with them when they braved the cold wastelands of Antarctica, survived the treacherous jungles of South America, soared through the wild blue yonder, and trudged through the frozen tundra of the Arctic! They battled snakes! Guerrillas! Giants! And polar bears! You name it, they’ve conquered it! These two are the toughest sons of  (BLEEPED) I’ve ever had the pleasure of managing!"

[The crowd begins a mix of boos and laughter, sensing the absurdity of Ace's grandiose storytelling. He ignores them, pointing dramatically at Negropolis, who steps forward with a scowl that could melt ice.]

Ace MacDougall: "First, allow me to introduce the disciple of Negronomicon, the harbinger of death and destruction—the man who’ll bring your worst nightmares to life… NEGROPOLIS THE TERROR!"

[Negropolis glares at the audience as they shower him with boos, playing the part of a self-serious villain with a flair for the dramatic. Meanwhile, Ace turns his attention to Mason, who fidgets nervously while adjusting his muzzle mask in an attempt to look menacing.]

Ace MacDougall: "And his partner! A man so insane, no asylum could hope to contain him—a force of pure chaos! The one, the only… MADMAN JACK MASON!"

[Mason steps forward, clutching his axe handle tightly as he darts his eyes erratically around the ring. Hidden beneath his coat, Flippers attempts to imitate Mason’s theatrics by flexing his tiny wings and chirping sharply. Instead of looking terrifying, the penguin comes off as irresistibly adorable, prompting laughter from the crowd.]

Johnny Michaels (laughing on commentary): "Eddie… is that baby penguin trying to snarl?!"

Eddie Ellington (deadpan): "That’s not just any penguin, Johnny. That’s a vicious attack penguin! I’d keep my distance if I were the Amigos."

[The crowd's initial boos begin to shift to laughter and cheers, endeared by Flippers’ antics. Negropolis notices the commotion and turns his head, horrified to see Flippers sticking out from Mason’s coat.]

Negropolis (whispering angrily to Mason): "Mason! Put that creature away—NOW! You’re ruining our entire aura of terror!"

Madman Mason (grinning): "Relax, Neggie, Flippers is pulling his weight. Just look at the crowd—he’s winning them over!"

[Ace steps between them, waving them to silence as he raises the microphone again.]

Ace MacDougall: "Together, these two unstoppable forces will rain down chaos, destruction, and mayhem upon all who dare oppose them! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you… the MISFITS OF MAYHEM!"

[Negropolis freezes in place, his scowl fading into a look of pure disbelief. He quickly sidles up to Ace, whispering sharply.]

Negropolis (whispering): "That’s MASTERS of Mayhem, you dolt! How do you keep messing this up?"

Ace MacDougall (whispering back with a grin): "Relax, Neggie. They’re eating out of our hands—they didn’t even notice. Trust me, I’ve got this under control!"

[As Ace continues his theatrics, the Amigos and referee Honest Abbie struggle to keep their laughter contained. The Amigos point and chuckle at Flippers, who chirps innocently while still attempting to look intimidating. Honest Abe covers his face with his hands, barely stifling his laughter.]

Johnny Michaels (still laughing): "What do you think of your so-called ‘Misfits’ now, Eddie?"

Eddie Ellington (defensively): "First of all, it’s Masters of Mayhem, Johnny. Second, that promo was pure gold! And on good authority, I hear they’re the most dangerous team to ever grace this ring!"

[The promo ends with Ace stepping out of the ring, carrying Flippers as the crowd buzzes with laughter and cheers. Negropolis and Mason prepare for their match, glaring at the amused Amigos across the ring. The energy in the arena is electric as the bell is about to ring.]

MATCH 2 - Negropolis and Madman Mason (Misfits of Mayhem) (with Ace MacDougal and Flippers) VS Amigo 2 and Amigo 3 

VS

Minute 1: The match begins with Madman Mason squaring off against Amigo 2. Mason tries to bring his wild energy to the ring, but Amigo 2 counters with a perfectly executed Flying Body Block that sends Mason stumbling backward. Mason shakes his head wildly, clearly disoriented, as the Amigos gain early control.

Johnny Michaels: "Amigo 2 off to an impressive start with that Flying Body Block! He’s quick, he’s calculated, and Mason looks like he doesn’t know what hit him!"

Eddie Ellington (scoffing): "Give it a rest, Johnny. That wasn’t strategy—it was luck! Mason’s just warming up—trust me, the chaos is coming!"

Minute 2: Amigo 3 enters the fray, keeping the pressure on Mason with a series of strikes and a crisp Kneelift. Mason seems rattled but tries to rally, pacing erratically around the ring. Flippers chirps from outside, catching Mason’s attention briefly, adding to the distraction.

Johnny Michaels: "Looks like Mason is completely out of sorts. Did Flippers catch his eye just now?"

Eddie Ellington (dismissively): "Flippers? Johnny, please—focus on the match, not the penguin! Mason’s chaos is all part of the plan. You’ll see."

Minute 3: Amigo 2 tags back in and delivers a stunning Flying Headscissors, keeping Mason grounded. Mason manages to roll toward his corner and tag in Negropolis, who enters with a calculated glare. Negropolis wastes no time attempting to regain control, locking eyes with Amigo 3 as the tension builds.

Johnny Michaels: "Here comes Negropolis—the Terror himself! Can he turn things around for his team?"

Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Oh, no doubt, Johnny. Negropolis is the brains of this operation. Watch him dismantle the Amigos piece by piece."

Minute 4: The Amigos work together against Negropolis, executing smooth double-team maneuvers like a Headlock Takedown and Drop Toehold. Negropolis counters with a sharp Bitch Slap, momentarily staggering Amigo 3. Despite this, Negropolis’s composure seems off as he repeatedly glances toward Flippers outside the ring.

Johnny Michaels: "Negropolis isn’t looking like himself tonight—he seems distracted, Eddie!"

Eddie Ellington (brushing it off): "Johnny, Negropolis is focused—he’s just strategizing on a higher level. Stop overthinking it."

Minute 5: The Amigos continue their double-team dominance, landing a Flying Headscissors and Suplex on Negropolis. The crowd cheers the Amigos’ precision and teamwork, but Negropolis rallies with brief bursts of offense, still looking uneasy.

Johnny Michaels: "The Amigos have fantastic chemistry—they’re making Negropolis and Mason work for every moment in this match!"

Eddie Ellington: "Oh, chemistry—how cute. Let’s see how long that lasts when Mason and Negropolis start dishing out destruction!"

Minute 6: Negropolis lands a Flying Elbow and follows up with a Thrust Kick that finally halts Amigo 3’s momentum. Despite the impressive move, Negropolis glances again toward Flippers, who chirps innocently. The crowd laughs, sensing the tension.

Johnny Michaels: "Flippers seems to have everyone’s attention, including Negropolis. Is this penguin stealing the spotlight?"

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): "Johnny, will you forget about Flippers?! Focus on the Masters of Mayhem—they’re still very much in this!"

Minute 7: Amigo 3 counters Negropolis with a well-timed Bodyslam, trying for a pin attempt that Negropolis kicks out of just in time. Madman Mason tags back in, immediately ramping up his erratic energy.

Johnny Michaels: "Negropolis barely survived that pin attempt, but now Mason’s back—can his chaos turn the tide?"

Eddie Ellington (confidently): "It’s like flipping a coin, Johnny—Mason’s chaos always lands on heads!"

Minute 8: Mason struggles against Amigo 3, barely landing a Psychotic Break before tagging Negropolis back in. The duo works together to land impactful moves like Boot Chokes and Thrust Kicks, temporarily taking control of the match.

Johnny Michaels: "The Misfits of Mayhem finally showing some teamwork here—they’re looking more cohesive!"

Eddie Ellington: "There we go, Johnny—now you’re starting to understand what they’re all about. Dominance through destruction! And its MASTERS!"

Minute 9: Amigo 2 comes in hot with a swift Drop Toehold that sends Mason to the mat, securing a pinfall that Honest Abe counts to three. The Amigos celebrate their hard-fought victory as Mason rolls out of the ring, clearly frustrated. Negropolis looks livid, glaring toward Ace and Flippers.

Johnny Michaels: "And just like that, the Amigos get the win! Eddie, what do you think of your Misfits now?"

Eddie Ellington (defensively): "Misfits? No, no, Johnny—it’s Masters of Mayhem! And it’s just one match. There’s plenty more destruction on the horizon!"

[The camera focuses on Negropolis and Mason regrouping outside the ring as the crowd cheers for the Amigos. Flippers waddles up to Mason, chirping innocently, prompting laughter from the audience.]

[The scene continues backstage as Negropolis, Madman Mason, and Ace MacDougall exit the ring after their frustrating loss to the Amigos. Negropolis’s anger is palpable as he storms ahead of his teammates, fuming over Ace’s earlier mistake during their introduction and the team’s lackluster performance in the match. Mason lingers behind, clutching Flippers closely, his mood far lighter as he hums cheerfully to soothe the penguin.]

[As the trio heads toward the locker rooms, Grinch Heyman appears from around the corner, walking confidently toward the ring for his scheduled promo. He spots the group and pauses briefly, his sly grin curling as he acknowledges their presence.]

Grinch Heyman (mockingly): "Great job out there, Misfits."

[Negropolis stops in his tracks, his expression twisting into one of outrage. He spins around, glaring daggers at Heyman.]

Negropolis (snarling): "That’s MASTERS of Mayhem, you insufferable cretin!"

[Without waiting for a reply, Negropolis storms off down the hall, muttering under his breath about incompetence and humiliation. Ace chases after him, trying to calm him down, but Mason stays behind momentarily, smiling warmly at Heyman.]

Madman Mason (grinning): "Thanks, Grinch—I appreciate the support! You see, it’s all part of the plan. Flippers agrees, don’t you, buddy?"

[Flippers chirps happily in Mason’s arms, seemingly unaware of the chaos around him. Mason pats the penguin’s head affectionately before following his teammates, leaving Heyman standing alone in the hallway.]

[Grinch Heyman’s grin widens as he watches them leave, shaking his head slightly as though amused by their antics. He adjusts his jacket and continues his walk toward the ring, his demeanor confident and calculated.]

IN RING PROMO - GRINCH HEYMAN

[As the show returns from a brief transition, Johnny Michaels and Eddie Ellington are seated at the commentary desk, ready to announce the next segment. Johnny adjusts his tie while Eddie smirks confidently, clearly anticipating what’s to come.]

Johnny Michaels (energetically): "Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we’re about to be addressed by none other than Grinch Heyman himself! He’s asked for this time to speak directly to the NPCW Universe, and frankly, I have no idea what he’s planning to say."

Eddie Ellington (grinning smugly): "Johnny, let me save you the suspense—these fans, these buffoons, are about to be graced with the words of a true genius. Heyman’s the smartest man in the business, and if they have even a shred of sense, they’ll sit down, shut up, and listen to the truth he’s about to deliver!"

Johnny Michaels: "Well, I noticed Heyman had some words for Negropolis and Madman Mason on his way out earlier. Care to speculate on what he might’ve said?"

Eddie Ellington: "Probably a little encouragement! You know, something a motivational leader would say. Heyman lifts people up, Johnny—that’s why he’s the best!"

[The camera cuts to the stage as Grinch Heyman’s music hits. The crowd responds with a mix of boos and scattered cheers, unsure whether to welcome him or jeer him. Heyman strolls out confidently, dressed in a sharp suit, clutching a microphone in one hand and his large, outdated cellphone in the other. His sly grin and air of self-importance make an immediate impression as he makes his way to the ring.]

Johnny Michaels (curious): "This is the first time we’ve seen Heyman in the ring since his very public firing by Krampus and the Demonic Legion. You have to wonder what he’s been up to since then."

Eddie Ellington (leaning in smugly): "I’ll tell you what he’s been doing, Johnny—he’s been biding his time, scouting for new talent, and devising a master plan to reshape NPCW in his own image. The man doesn’t waste a second!"

[Heyman ascends the ring steps and steps through the ropes, standing center stage as the crowd noise swirls around him. He waits a moment, basking in the attention before raising the microphone to his lips.]

Grinch Heyman (in a measured, smug tone): "NPCW Universe… take a moment. Sit down. Collect yourselves. Because what you are about to hear are the words of a man who sees this business for what it could be, not what it has become under incompetent leadership and half-hearted ambition!"

[The crowd erupts into more boos, though a few pockets of cheers persist, intrigued by his confidence. Heyman smirks, lowering his microphone briefly before continuing.]

Grinch Heyman: "Now, as some of you may know, I formerly offered my services to Krampus and the Demonic Legion—a group with untapped potential, a group I believed I could lead to the very peak of NPCW. I helped them plot the infamous Nightmare at the North Pole. It was my vision, my strategy that laid the foundation for their success… but Krampus? Krampus couldn’t finish the job!"

[Heyman adjusts his tie, his voice dripping with disdain as he shakes his head.]

Grinch Heyman: "And Jack Frost? Oh, poor Jack. Always promising, never delivering. It’s almost tragic, really. These so-called ‘superstars’ had every opportunity to rule this company, and they squandered it! That is why I left the Demonic Legion of my own accord."

Johnny Michaels (interrupting): "Well, wasn’t he actually fired by Krampus?"

Eddie Ellington (mocking Johnny): "Don’t interrupt brilliance, Johnny! And I suggest you watch your tone when discussing Heyman!"

Grinch Heyman (ignoring the commentary, with a venomous grin): "I left them to be led by a two-bit hussy—Lilith. A woman who couldn’t wrestle her way out of a paper bag, let alone lead the Demonic Legion to the heights of the NPCW!"

[The crowd gasps at Heyman’s audacity, some laughing at his brutal honesty, others shouting boos in retaliation.]

Grinch Heyman (brushing off the reaction): "But enough about the past! Since my departure from the Demonic Legion, I’ve been traveling the globe, scouting talent not just here in NPCW but all over the world. While others like the Demonic Legion were sitting in their luxury boxes sucking up to counts, I was down amongst the people watching and gathering information. And when you walk amongst the lowliest your learn a lot. Like the importance of deodorant! You cna get some for $2 folks!

[He pauses, holding his arms wide as the crowd’s mixed reaction intensifies. Heyman’s sly grin widens as he continues.]

Grinch Heyman: "I am assembling something far greater than anything you’ve ever seen—the House of Heyman! A beacon of excellence! A palace of perfection! A legacy that will redefine dominance in NPCW! But every great house needs a strong foundation, does it not? And I have found that foundation! I have acquired the services of three individuals—three warriors—who will serve as the enforcers, the protectors, the shield of my house. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you… Niven, Tobias, and Leiton Snake—together, they are the SNAKE PIT!"

[The arena lights dim slightly as three silhouettes appear on the ramp. The Snake Pit—Niven, Tobias, and Leiton Snake—emerge, clad in black tactical gear reminiscent of mercenaries. They fist bump each other before making their way to the ring, their intimidating presence palpable. The crowd’s reaction is mixed, unsure of what to make of the newcomers.]

Johnny Michaels: "The Snake Pit—former mercenaries recently exiled from HCW after losing a high-stakes match. Eddie, what do you make of this alliance?"

Eddie Ellington (curious but hesitant): "Heyman is a genius, Johnny, but even I’m wondering about this move. Shouldn’t he be mending fences with the Alpha Demon instead of stoking the flames of war?"

[The Snake Pit enters the ring, standing in formation behind Heyman as he resumes his speech. Their imposing stances lend weight to his words.]

Grinch Heyman (gleefully): "As I said, these gentlemen are the foundation of the House of Heyman. They are the protectors, the shield that will allow me to build upon the greatness to come. And the first step? The Demonic Legion!"

[Leiton Snake steps forward, taking the microphone from Heyman with a determined glare.]

Leiton Snake (intensely): "Demonic Legion, we are here for one reason and one reason only—to send you back to (BLEEP) where you belong!"

[The trio fist bumps again, reinforcing their unity.]

Leiton Snake: "NEXT WEEK, Jack Frost—I challenge you right here in this ring! That is, if you’re man enough to step into the Pit with the Snakes!"

[He hands the microphone back to a smiling Heyman, who delivers one final line with venomous intent.]

Grinch Heyman: "Yes, Jack Frost—the heat of my rage imbues the Snake Pit, and you will be the first to melt under its intensity!"

[Heyman drops the microphone as the four men exit the ring together, leaving the crowd buzzing with anticipation.]

Johnny Michaels: "There you have it—Leiton Snake versus Jack Frost next week! This war is only beginning!"

Eddie Ellington: "Heyman is a genius, Johnny, but even I have to wonder what he’s doing here. This is a bold move, even for him."

[The camera cuts to commercial as the crowd continues to react.]

MATCH 3 -Blonde Bombshells VS Regina and Malice (with Mad Hatter)

VS

[The show returns from commercial break, and the camera pans to the announce desk where Johnny Michaels and Eddie Ellington are joined by a third commentator: the striking Goldie Locks. Dressed in a shimmering gold suit with black trim, Goldie’s confident demeanor immediately commands attention as she sits between the two men.]

Johnny Michaels (welcoming): "Welcome back to Polar Power, NPCW Universe! Joining us for this next match is a very special guest commentator—please give a warm welcome to the one and only… Goldie Locks! Goldie, we’re thrilled to have you here!"

Goldie Locks (smiling graciously): "Thanks for having me, Johnny. It’s exciting to be here tonight! As you mentioned, I’ve recently wrapped up my time as a competitor in HCW, and now, as a free agent, I’m exploring new opportunities. Big thanks to Ms. Sweetins for inviting me to announce this match—it’s a great chance to see what NPCW is all about."

Eddie Ellington (smirking): "With all due respect, Goldie, between you and the Snake Pit showing up tonight, is NPCW turning into HCW-lite? Because I’m starting to see a pattern here."

Goldie Locks (firing back without hesitation): "Eddie, let’s get one thing straight—I’m not a cast-off. My contract with HCW ended, and I chose not to renew. I wanted to explore new horizons, and unlike you, I don’t settle for stale routines. I’m here to see what NPCW has to offer, and judging by tonight’s energy, I like what I see."

Johnny Michaels: "Well Eddie there is no denying that NPCW and HCW has some sort of working relationship here, look at the surprise appearance of Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Bernard at HCW’s Critical Mass Supercard! It was quite the unexpected visit, and naturally, it got people talking."

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): "Talking? Johnny, I’m outraged! Santa hasn’t been on NPCW for weeks, but he’s hopping over to HCW like it’s his new home? What’s going on here?! Shouldn’t the man be here, where he belongs, addressing our fans instead of making cameo appearances elsewhere?"

Goldie Locks (smiling): "Eddie, it was great seeing the NPCW superstars at the event.  It was  a fantastic opportunity to meet and share stories and build connections."

Johnny Michaels: "Come on, Eddie, you know Santa’s still recuperating from his injuries. He’s taking the time he needs to fully recover before stepping back into the NPCW ring."

Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "Recuperating? Sure, sure, but apparently, he’s healthy enough to take a trip to HCW! And let’s talk about Mrs. Claus while we’re at it—no wonder she was off last week in her matches here on Polar Power! Gallivanting across promotions instead of focusing on her fights!"

Johnny Michaels (challenging): "Off?! What are you talking about, Eddie? Mrs. Claus WON both her matches last week! If anything, she proved she was at the top of her game, HCW visit or not."

Goldie Locks (confidently): "Mrs. Claus was definitely top of her game last week making sure she was front and center in the action."

Eddie Ellington (muttering under his breath): "Thank goodness for Magic Snow Globe travel… these holiday folks get around faster than anybody should."

Johnny Michaels (grinning): "You can mutter all you want, Eddie, but I’ll tell you this—I have it on good authority that Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Bernard went to check in on the Yeti-Brenner match while they were at Critical Mass. That was the real reason behind the trip!"

Eddie Ellington (scoffing): "Oh, sure, just checking in on Yeti. What they saw was Yeti flourishing under Count Vlad’s guidance.  The best thing he did was join the Dark Dominion!"

Johnny Michaels: "Look, Eddie, the fact remains—Mrs. Claus is still delivering in the ring, Santa will be back when the time is right, and Bernard, well… he’s Bernard. That visit doesn’t change anything for NPCW!"

Eddie Ellington (smugly): "We’ll see about that. But mark my words, Johnny—this little HCW rendezvous is going to stir up some serious questions. The biggest is why was he visiting a rival promotion instead of helping Rudolph?  That’s the answer I am waiting for!"

Johnny Michaels (jumping in as a peacemaker): "Alright, alright, let’s channel that fiery energy into tonight’s match! Up next, it’s Dorothy and Alice, the Blonde Bombshells, taking on Regina and Malice, the Queens of Punishment!"

Johnny Michaels (continuing): "Dorothy and Alice made waves last week with their shocking transformation and bold proclamation, but tonight is where the real test begins. They’re stepping into the ring with two tough veterans like Regina and Malice, who have the cunning and experience to neutralize anyone."

Eddie Ellington (smugly): "Exactly, Johnny! It’s one thing to run your mouth, but words don’t mean anything until you back them up. And if you ask me, Dorothy and Alice are biting off more than they can chew tonight."

Goldie Locks (calm and analytical): "Well, Eddie, I see two young women with great potential. Dorothy and Alice have the energy, passion, and drive to succeed. With the right guidance, they could go far. But you’re right about one thing—tonight’s match is a huge opportunity to prove themselves against a veteran team like the Queens."

[The camera transitions to the ring, where Louie Linville stands poised with a microphone in hand.]

Louie Linville: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Mad Hatter… representing the Queens of Punishment, the team of REGINA AND MALICE!"

[The Queens’ regal and dramatic music fills the arena as Regina and Malice emerge, flanked by the ever-eccentric Mad Hatter. The trio’s movements are synchronized and elegant, exuding power and control. Regina and Malice wear intricately designed queen-like attire, while Mad Hatter twirls his cane theatrically, drawing jeers from the crowd. The Queens ascend the ring steps with poise, raising their arms in unison as fireworks go off in the background.]

Johnny Michaels: "There they are, Eddie—the Queens of Punishment, as commanding as ever. And with the Mad Hatter at ringside, you know they’ll do whatever it takes to win."

Eddie Ellington (admiring): "Don’t you dare question their methods, Johnny! Regina and Malice are as sharp as they come, and Hatter is a tactical genius! This is what a real team looks like."

[The mood shifts as the lights dim, and a new, intense theme music erupts over the speakers. The crowd roars as Dorothy and Alice emerge from the entrance, clad in black hoodies and wielding kendo sticks. Dorothy holds a stick in each hand, while Alice grips hers tightly. Their expressions are fierce, and the NPCW Universe greets them with thunderous approval as they confidently stride toward the ring.]

Louie Linville: "And their opponents, representing the NPCW Universe… the team of DOROTHY AND ALICE—THE BLONDE BOMBSHELLS!"

[The arena is electric as Dorothy and Alice approach the announce table, placing their kendo sticks and hoodies beside it before stepping into the ring. Their intensity is palpable, and their transformation is on full display.]

Johnny Michaels: "Listen to this crowd, Eddie! The Blonde Bombshells have arrived, and they’re ready to make their mark!"

Eddie Ellington (snarky): "Oh, please, Johnny. They’ve got the fans fooled with their edgy look, but let’s see how long that intensity lasts once Regina and Malice start teaching them a lesson."

Goldie Locks (thoughtfully): "They’ve certainly made an impression so far, but you’re right, Eddie—tonight is about showing they can turn potential into results."

Minute 1: The match begins with Alice and Malice squaring off. Alice starts strong, using her technical prowess to execute an Over-the-Shoulder Armdrag. However, Malice counters with a devastating Cradle DDT, showcasing her veteran instincts.

Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Alice off to a solid start, but look at Malice—turning the momentum with that Cradle DDT! She’s not going down without a fight."

Eddie Ellington: "Exactly, Johnny! That’s the difference between amateurs and professionals—Malice doesn’t get rattled!"

Goldie Locks: "That was a clean counter by Malice. Alice needs to anticipate those veteran moves if she wants to keep control."

Minute 2: Dorothy tags in, bringing her signature intensity to the ring. She attempts a Bodyslam on Malice, but Malice reverses and lands another Cradle DDT, keeping the Bombshells on the defensive.

Johnny Michaels: "Dorothy trying to change the pace, but Malice’s experience is shining through once again!"

Eddie Ellington (gloating): "Because Dorothy’s outmatched, Johnny! Intensity alone doesn’t win matches—talent does!"

Goldie Locks (analyzing): "It’s not just talent, Eddie—it’s strategy. Malice is playing it smart, keeping the Bombshells off balance."

Minute 3: Dorothy and Regina lock up, with Dorothy attempting a One-Armed Neckbreaker Slam. However, Regina reverses it, showcasing her ring awareness. Adding to the chaos, Mad Hatter distracts Honest Abe by reciting bizarre poetry at ringside, which leaves Dorothy momentarily off her game.

Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Mad Hatter causing confusion yet again! This is exactly why the Queens are so dangerous—he’s always lurking!"

Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Come on, Johnny—it’s called strategy! Mad Hatter’s a genius, and Dorothy walked right into his plan!"

Goldie Locks: "Distractions like this can throw off even the best competitors. Dorothy will need to regain her focus quickly."

Minute 4: Dorothy retaliates with an Emerald City Elbow, but Regina counters with a Scoop Powerslam that leaves Dorothy reeling. Regina tags out to Malice, who enters the match with a fresh burst of intensity.

Johnny Michaels: "Regina with the powerslam, and now here comes Malice—this is where the Queens excel, keeping their opponents off balance!"

Eddie Ellington: "That’s why they’re royalty in NPCW, Johnny. They have grace, power, and brains. What do Dorothy and Alice have? Hoodies and kendo sticks."

Goldie Locks (analyzing): "It’s a smart tag by Regina—keeping herself fresh while letting Malice keep up the momentum."

Minute 5: Malice makes an immediate impact with a Fallaway Slam, neutralizing Dorothy’s attempts to gain control. Sensing the danger, Dorothy scrambles to tag Alice into the match.

Johnny Michaels: "Malice with the Fallaway Slam! Dorothy needs to regroup, and here comes Alice!"

Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Oh great, now we get to see the other half of Team Hoodie try their luck."

Goldie Locks: "Alice needs to capitalize on this opportunity and shift the momentum in her team’s favor."

Minute 6: Alice and Dorothy work together to double-team Malice, landing a Double Kneeldrop and Bodyslam combo. Malice counters with a Spinning Leghook Fireman’s Carry Slam, proving her toughness even against a coordinated attack.

Johnny Michaels: "Fantastic teamwork from Dorothy and Alice! These two are showing they’ve got the chemistry to hang with the Queens."

Eddie Ellington: "Chemistry, Johnny? Malice just made them both look like amateurs with that counter!"

Goldie Locks: "They’re starting to click, but Malice is no pushover. Alice and Dorothy will need to stay sharp."

Minute 7: Malice battles back with an Apron Somersault Plancha, sending Alice outside the ring. Dorothy keeps the pressure on with a Kansas Cyclone (Tornado DDT), giving her team a moment to recover as Alice beats the referee’s count back into the ring.

Johnny Michaels: "Malice with the Plancha, but Dorothy responds with the Kansas Cyclone! What a back-and-forth battle!"

Eddie Ellington: "This is why Malice is a veteran—she’s out here taking two rookies to school. Write that down, Johnny."

Goldie Locks: "Great resilience from Alice to make it back into the ring. This match is heating up!"

Minute 8: Alice re-enters the match with renewed energy, delivering a precise Superkick to Malice. The momentum is clearly shifting as Alice takes control for her team.

Johnny Michaels: "That Superkick just floored Malice! Alice is picking up steam here!"

Eddie Ellington (grudgingly): "Alright, I’ll give her that one—it was decent. But trust me, Malice isn’t done yet!"

Goldie Locks: "Alice is making an impact, but she can’t let up now. Consistency will be key."

Minute 9: Dorothy tags in and locks Malice into a Sharpshooter, but Mad Hatter again distracts Honest Abe with his erratic antics, allowing Malice to escape without penalty. The Queens continue to use every trick in the book.

Johnny Michaels: "Mad Hatter pulling his usual nonsense, and Malice takes full advantage. When will Honest Abe put a stop to this?"

Eddie Ellington: "Why should he, Johnny? This is all perfectly legal—or at least not illegal. Big difference."

Goldie Locks: "Distractions like that can derail any strategy. Dorothy and Alice will need to stay composed."

Minute 10: Dorothy lands a high-impact Splash on Malice and goes for the pin, but Malice kicks out at one. Dorothy tags Alice back in, while Malice manages to crawl to her corner and bring Regina back into the fight.

Johnny Michaels: "Dorothy with a near fall, and now both teams are making critical tags. This match has been a rollercoaster!"

Eddie Ellington: "Near fall? Please. Malice kicked out like it was nothing. The Queens are still in full control."

Goldie Locks: "Smart tags by both teams—keeping fresh competitors in the ring is crucial in a match this competitive."

Minute 11: Alice steps in with explosive energy, delivering a Code Red Sunset Flip Powerbomb to Regina. Regina responds with a Flying Dropkick, keeping the action fast-paced and unpredictable.

Johnny Michaels: "What a sequence—Alice with the Powerbomb, but Regina fires right back with the Dropkick!"

Eddie Ellington: "That’s why Regina’s a queen, Johnny. She doesn’t flinch under pressure!"

Goldie Locks: "Great back-and-forth—both women are showcasing their athleticism and determination."

Minute 12–14: Alice and Dorothy team up for more double-team offense, including moves like a Wonderland Whirl Hurricanrana and a Bulldog. The Queens counter with synchronized moves of their own, including a Small Package and a Powerbomb, keeping the match fiercely competitive.

Johnny Michaels: "Double-team maneuvers from both sides—it’s like watching a chess match come to life!"

Eddie Ellington: "Let’s call it what it is, Johnny—every time Dorothy and Alice get a little momentum, the Queens outsmart them. It’s a masterclass in wrestling!"

Goldie Locks: "Both teams are executing well here. The Bombshells are stepping up, but the Queens’ experience is clearly a factor."

Minute 15: Alice and Regina square off in a heated exchange. Alice uses her technical finesse to deliver an Over-the-Shoulder Armdrag, but Regina counters with a Diving Splash, showcasing her power and agility. Regina attempts a pin, but Dorothy rushes in to break it up just in time.

Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Regina with the Diving Splash and an immediate pin attempt—Dorothy just saved her team with that break-up!"

Eddie Ellington: "That’s what teamwork looks like, Johnny, even if Dorothy’s effort is just delaying the inevitable. The Queens have this match locked up!"

Goldie Locks (analyzing): "Solid work by Regina, but credit to Dorothy for her awareness. This is shaping up to be a battle of endurance."

Minute 16: Dorothy tags in and delivers a punishing Spinebuster to Malice, but Malice absorbs the impact, refusing to stay down. Dorothy attempts a pin, which Malice narrowly escapes, leading to Alice tagging in for the next round.

Johnny Michaels: "Dorothy with the Spinebuster—she’s really bringing the heat tonight!"

Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Heat? More like a flickering candle, Johnny. Malice barely felt that!"

Goldie Locks: "Dorothy’s aggression is impressive, but Malice’s resilience shows why she’s such a tough competitor."

Minute 17: Alice and Dorothy double-team Malice, landing moves like a Double Kneeldrop and Emerald City Elbow. Malice absorbs the punishment but looks visibly shaken as the Bombshells begin to take control.

Johnny Michaels: "That’s the teamwork Dorothy and Alice were talking about last week—can the Bombshells sustain this momentum?"

Eddie Ellington (sarcastically): "Sure, Johnny, as long as Malice lets them get away with it. But let’s not forget the Queens have Mad Hatter in their corner!"

Goldie Locks: "Alice and Dorothy are showing some cohesion here. It’s exactly what they’ll need against experienced opponents like the Queens."

Minute 19: Alice lands a Wonderland’s End Moonsault and goes for a pin, but Regina makes the save. The Bombshells continue their aggression, keeping the Queens on the defensive as Dorothy tags back in.

Johnny Michaels: "That Moonsault could’ve been it, but the Queens show why they’re such a formidable team!"

Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, could’ve been doesn’t win matches. The Queens are just biding their time before putting these rookies away."

Goldie Locks: "That save from Regina was perfectly timed. The Queens are still very much in this match."

Minute 20–27: The action becomes chaotic as the Queens exploit Mad Hatter’s interference, with moves like Hair Mares and Sleeper Holds keeping Dorothy and Alice fighting for control. The Bombshells rally with double-team moves like Spinebusters and Bulldogs, but the Queens repeatedly shift the momentum back in their favor.

Johnny Michaels: "Mad Hatter’s antics are giving the Queens an edge, but Dorothy and Alice aren’t backing down!"

Eddie Ellington: "Why wouldn’t the Queens use every advantage they have? That’s called smart wrestling, Johnny—look it up!"

Goldie Locks: "Mad Hatter’s presence is certainly disruptive, but Dorothy and Alice need to focus and stay aggressive—they’ve had glimpses of control."

Minute 28–35: The Bombshells find their rhythm, landing powerful moves like Kansas Cyclone (Tornado DDT) and Wonderland’s End Moonsault. Dorothy pins Regina after a final Kansas Cyclone, earning the Bombshells a hard-fought victory.

Johnny Michaels: "And it’s over—Dorothy and Alice have done it! The Blonde Bombshells just pinned Regina for the win!"

Eddie Ellington (grudgingly): "Well, Johnny, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Let’s see if they can keep this up against real competition!"

Goldie Locks: "An impressive showing from the Bombshells—it’s clear they have the potential to make waves in NPCW."

[As Dorothy and Alice celebrate their hard-fought victory in the ring, Regina and Malice sulk on the outside with Mad Hatter, visibly frustrated at their loss. The crowd cheers loudly for the Blonde Bombshells, their energy contagious as Dorothy and Alice soak in the moment. But suddenly, the arena lights cut out, plunging everything into darkness. The audience gasps, their excitement transforming into tension.]

[A sinister green mist begins to rise around the ring, creeping along the canvas and spilling over the edges. Eerie laughter echoes through the speakers, sending chills through the crowd. When the lights snap back on, the Coven—Wicked Witch, Wicked Willow, Grizelda, and Morrigan—stand ominously in the ring. Joining them, Regina and Malice recover their composure, forming a united front with the Coven to encircle the Blonde Bombshells.]

Johnny Michaels (urgent): "Oh no… the Coven is here, and it looks like they’ve joined forces with the Queens of Punishment! This does NOT look good for Dorothy and Alice!"

Eddie Ellington (gleefully): "Finally, Johnny! The Coven and the Queens are here to put an end to this little fairytale! I love it!"

Johnny Michaels: "Come on, Eddie. This isn’t about competition—they’re out to destroy these two!"

[The Coven and the Queens slowly close in, their sinister smirks and menacing body language signaling their intent. Dorothy and Alice glance at each other, their faces etched with determination. But before anyone can make a move, Goldie Locks abruptly pulls off her headset at the announce desk and stands.]

Goldie Locks (yelling): "NOT ON MY WATCH!"

[The crowd erupts in cheers as Goldie grabs the Blonde Bombshells’ kendo sticks and sprints toward the ring. With effortless agility, she leaps up onto the apron and vaults over the ropes in a seamless twirl, landing beside Dorothy and Alice. Goldie immediately hands each of them a kendo stick before gripping one herself. The three women exchange knowing smiles, their unspoken camaraderie instantly evident as they form a triangle back-to-back, ready to face their attackers.]

Johnny Michaels (in awe): "Goldie Locks has joined the fight! She’s evening the odds for Dorothy and Alice—what a moment!"

Eddie Ellington (sputtering): "Evening the odds? There’s still six of them! Numbers don’t lie, Johnny, and the Coven and the Queens have ALL the numbers!"

[The Coven and the Queens hesitate, taken aback by Goldie’s sudden arrival. But after a brief moment of uncertainty, they collectively decide to press their advantage and advance toward the trio. The arena buzzes with anticipation as chaos is about to erupt.]

[Alice strikes first, swinging her kendo stick with precision at Regina and Malice. The sharp crack of the stick landing flush echoes through the arena as both Queens tumble out of the ring, clutching their sides. The crowd roars in approval as Alice raises her kendo stick triumphantly before returning to formation.]

Johnny Michaels: "Alice just cleared house with that kendo stick! Regina and Malice are down and out!"

[Meanwhile, Dorothy targets Wicked Willow and Morrigan, her strikes fast and furious as she takes them both by surprise. Her relentless assault sends the two Coven members tumbling through the ropes to the outside, leaving Wicked Witch and Grizelda alone in the ring.]

Eddie Ellington (protesting): "Where’s the referee?! Those kendo sticks should be banned! This isn’t right!"

Goldie Locks (stepping forward with her kendo stick raised): "I’ll take it from here, ladies."

[Goldie charges at Grizelda and, with a mighty swing, delivers a thunderous blow that sends Grizelda flipping over the top rope. The crowd explodes in cheers as Grizelda hits the floor, clutching her back in pain. Wicked Witch, now alone and visibly panicked, tries to make a run for it. But Goldie reaches out and grabs her by the hair, pulling her back into the ring.]

Johnny Michaels (excitedly): "Goldie’s not letting Wicked Witch escape! She’s got her right where she wants her!"

[With a quick motion, Goldie bends Wicked Witch backward, positioning her head under Goldie’s arm. In one smooth, precise movement, Goldie delivers a perfect Rolling Cutter. Wicked Witch collapses to the mat, dazed and disoriented, before managing to roll herself out of the ring and into the waiting arms of the Coven. They help her to her feet, retreating toward the stage alongside the Queens, their collective faces a mixture of anger and disbelief.]

Eddie Ellington (muttering): "This is outrageous, Johnny. OUTRAGEOUS! Someone needs to stop these women before they destroy the hierarchy of NPCW!"

[Back in the ring, Dorothy, Alice, and Goldie stand tall, their kendo sticks raised high as the crowd chants their names. The trio exchanges nods before Goldie motions for a microphone.]

Goldie Locks (grinning): "NPCW Universe! WE are the BLONDE BOMBSHELLS, and we are here to blow the place UP! KABOOM!"

[Goldie tosses the microphone to the mat as Dorothy and Alice laugh and embrace her. The three hug triumphantly before stepping out of the ring, climbing over the barricade, and exiting through the crowd, soaking in the thunderous applause.]

Johnny Michaels: "Well, Eddie, I guess Dorothy and Alice have found their mentor—and what an ally Goldie Locks has turned out to be!"

Eddie Ellington: "Mentor? More like an instigator! But I’ll give credit where it’s due—that was one heck of a statement. Let’s see if they can keep it up!"

[The camera lingers on the retreating Coven and Queens, who glare at the celebrating trio from the stage, plotting their next move. The screen then fades to black as the show cuts to commercial.]

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW - DEMONIC LEGION

[The show returns from commercial break, and the camera cuts to backstage, where NPCW’s intrepid interviewer Smooth Samantha stands with her microphone in hand. Her determined expression and composed demeanor set the tone for what promises to be a tense segment.]

Smooth Samantha (addressing the viewers): "Ladies and gentlemen of the NPCW Universe, I’m standing outside the dressing room of the Demonic Legion. Moments ago, Grinch Heyman issued a bold challenge to Jack Frost, and I’m here to get the Legion’s reaction. Let’s see what they have to say."

[Samantha approaches the large, heavy door, its gothic design adorned with bone-like engravings and ominous carvings of demonic faces. As she reaches for the handle, the door creaks open on its own, and out steps Wicked Witch. Dressed in her signature eerie black-and-green attire, she exudes an aura of darkness and malice. Wicked Witch cackles softly, the sound chilling as it echoes faintly in the corridor. Samantha freezes momentarily as the microphone picks up a voice from inside the room.]

Krampus (his deep, gravelly voice): "Don't worry. I guarantee she will be the force you need to deal with Dorothy and the others…"

[Wicked Witch cackles louder, her malevolent glee resonating.]

Wicked Witch (grinning maliciously): "Thank you, dearie. This will be exquisite…"

[As Wicked Witch turns to leave, she notices Samantha. Her expression immediately shifts to a scowl, her cold, piercing glare cutting through the tension. She brushes past Samantha without a word, her footsteps fading into the shadows of the hallway. Samantha watches her go before turning her gaze toward the doorway, her curiosity piqued.]

Smooth Samantha: "Krampus, do you have a minute? The NPCW Universe would love to hear your thoughts on Grinch Heyman’s challenge."

[A moment of silence lingers before Krampus’s ominous voice responds from within.]

Krampus (calm yet menacing): "Certainly. Come in, Samantha."

[The camera follows Samantha as she cautiously steps into the dressing room. The atmosphere is suffocatingly dark, illuminated only by flickering red candles scattered throughout. The walls are adorned with chains, skulls, and grotesque symbols, while a faint, unsettling chant hums in the background. At the center of the room is a throne seemingly forged from bone and twisted metal, where Krampus sits regally, his glowing red eyes piercing through the shadows. At his side sits Lilith, her presence equally sinister as she lounges confidently, a wicked smirk on her lips. Towering behind Krampus is Abaddon, his hulking form casting an imposing shadow. Jack Frost paces back and forth like a caged predator, his icy aura filling the air with an unnatural chill.]

Krampus (leaning forward with a cruel smile): "So, Samantha, you wish to know what the Demonic Legion has to say about that sniveling, insignificant worm Heyman?"

[Before Samantha can respond, Jack Frost abruptly stops pacing and snaps his head toward her, his breath visible in the cold air as he speaks with icy fury.]

Jack Frost: "I’ll freeze his blood, Samantha. Him and his so-called ‘shield.’ They’re nothing to me—NOTHING. One by one, I’ll break them apart, starting with Leiton Snake!"

[Krampus raises a hand, his long fingers curling slightly as if commanding silence. Jack reluctantly steps back, his fury still simmering as Krampus turns his glowing gaze to Samantha.]

Krampus: "Calm yourself, Jack. There is no need for haste. Heyman should know better than to insult and challenge the Legion. His ‘pit of snakes’ is a laughable attempt at intimidation—they are NOTHING compared to the power of the Legion."

[Lilith lets out a shrill, maniacal laugh, leaning closer to Krampus as she speaks.]

Lilith (gleefully): "The one and only Alpha Demon. That’s who you are, Krampus. And they will learn it the hard way."

[Krampus’s smile widens into something terrifyingly inhuman. He leans forward on his throne, his eyes glowing even brighter as if fueled by his growing rage.]

Krampus: "We will teach Heyman and his little snakes a lesson they won’t forget. And next week, Leiton Snake will freeze… in (BLEEP)."

[The room seems to grow darker as Krampus snaps his fingers. The sound reverberates like thunder, and the screen abruptly goes black. As Krampus’s deep, menacing laughter echoes through the void, the segment ends, leaving the NPCW Universe shaken.]

MATCH 4 - Robin Hood Vs Nutcracker Captain (with Nutcracker General) 

VS

[The camera fades back to the announce desk, where Johnny Michaels and Eddie Ellington sit, ready to recap the ominous events with the Demonic Legion.]

Johnny Michaels (with concern): "What a chilling encounter with the Demonic Legion. Krampus seems dead set on making an example of Grinch Heyman and his Snake Pit. Eddie, do you think Heyman knows what he’s gotten himself into?"

Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Johnny, let me break it down for you. Heyman’s smart, but picking a fight with Krampus? That’s like poking a bear wearing brass knuckles. Still, I wouldn’t bet against Heyman having something up his sleeve—I just hope for his sake, it’s a REALLY big sleeve."

Johnny Michaels: "Well, while that battle brews, we turn our attention to the next match featuring two competitors looking to break into contention for Big Bad Wolf's Northern Lights Championship. If Robin Hood wins tonight, he’s next in line for a title shot."

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): "Robin Hood? Please. He’s a walking cliché in green tights. Nutcracker Captain, on the other hand, is a real competitor—disciplined, focused, a man with a plan. Robin’s just a thief in a tunic with a flair for theatrics!"

Johnny Michaels: "You don’t give him any credit, do you, Eddie? The man is one of the most resourceful wrestlers in NPCW—and he’s got the Merry Band and Maid Marion in his corner for inspiration. Let’s head to the ring for the introductions!"

[The camera cuts to the ring, where Louie Linville is ready for the match. His voice booms through the speakers with a mix of authority and enthusiasm.]

Louie Linville: "NPCW Universe, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the winner becoming the top contender for the Northern Lights Championship! Introducing first, accompanied by the Nutcracker General… standing tall as a symbol of order and valor… NUTCRACKER CAPTAIN!"

[The arena fills with a military drum cadence as Nutcracker Captain and Nutcracker General emerge at the top of the ramp. Dressed in pristine, toy-soldier-inspired gear, Nutcracker Captain moves with precision and purpose. The General follows behind, barking orders and saluting in a display of exaggerated pageantry. The duo marches to the ring in synchronized steps, their militaristic style drawing both boos and admiration from the crowd.]

Johnny Michaels: "Nutcracker Captain accompanied by the General—a commanding presence, no doubt. But will discipline and order be enough to overcome Robin Hood’s unpredictability?"

Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Discipline and order win wars, Johnny, and Nutcracker Captain is a warrior through and through. Robin Hood’s nothing but a chaotic pest who needs to be crushed."

[Louie Linville waits for the crowd to settle before introducing Robin Hood.]

Louie Linville: "And his opponent, accompanied by the lovely Maid Marion, representing the Merry Band… ROBIN HOOD!"

[The crowd erupts into cheers as Robin Hood’s lively theme music hits. He strides onto the stage with his trademark charisma, his bow and quiver slung over his shoulder. Maid Marion follows behind, trying to keep him focused. Robin pauses along the ramp to high-five fans, even taking the time to kiss a female fan’s hand, which earns him a playful shove from a visibly annoyed Marion. His playful antics continue as he makes his way to the ring, enjoying the adoration of the crowd.]

Johnny Michaels: "Robin Hood, the charismatic leader of the Merry Band, clearly beloved by these fans—and who can blame them? He’s got charm, talent, and heart!"

Eddie Ellington (groaning): "Oh, spare me, Johnny. This guy’s more interested in flirting with the fans than winning matches. And look at poor Marion—she’s got her hands full just keeping him on track!"

[The bell rings, and the match begins. Robin Hood and Nutcracker Captain immediately lock up, showcasing their contrasting styles. Robin’s agility and quick thinking are on display with moves like a German Suplex and Pumphandle Kneecap Brainbuster, keeping Nutcracker Captain off balance. However, the Captain counters with his strength and technical precision, landing impactful moves like the Inverted Cloverleaf and Running Powerslam.]

Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Robin Hood using his speed and creativity to stay ahead, but Nutcracker Captain’s power and technical prowess are keeping this match even!"

Eddie Ellington (mockingly): "Let’s be real, Johnny. Nutcracker Captain is just letting Robin tire himself out before he finishes him off. It’s called strategy—look it up!"

[The momentum shifts back and forth as the match intensifies. Robin attempts a Sharpshooter, but Nutcracker Captain reverses into a Death From Above Double Axehandle. The General shouts encouragement from ringside, directing Nutcracker Captain to keep up the pressure. Maid Marion cheers for Robin, pounding the mat to rally the crowd.]

Johnny Michaels: "These two are putting everything on the line for a shot at the Northern Lights Championship! The crowd is loving every second!"

Eddie Ellington: "They’re loving Robin because they don’t know better. Nutcracker Captain’s the one who deserves their respect—he’s a soldier with honor!"

[The match comes to a dramatic conclusion as Robin Hood manages to lock Nutcracker Captain into another Sharpshooter. This time, the Captain struggles to reach the ropes but can’t escape the hold. With no other options, Nutcracker Captain taps out, giving Robin Hood the victory.]

Louie Linville: "Here is your winner, and the NEW number one contender for the Northern Lights Championship… ROBIN HOOD!"

[The crowd erupts in cheers as Robin Hood celebrates his win, raising his arms triumphantly while Marion joins him in the ring. The General helps Nutcracker Captain to his feet on the outside, glaring at Robin with a mixture of frustration and determination.]

Johnny Michaels: "Robin Hood has done it! He’s next in line for a shot at Big Bad Wolf’s Northern Lights Championship!"

Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "Oh sure, Johnny. Celebrate the guy who stole the win. Nutcracker Captain was robbed!"

Johnny Michaels: "Robbed? Come on, Eddie. Robin won fair and square! This is going to be an incredible match when Robin takes on Big Bad Wolf!"

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW - BIG BAD WOLF

[The camera cuts backstage, where Smooth Samantha stands poised with her microphone in hand, exuding her usual polished confidence. The imposing figures of the Big Bad Wolf and the Wolf Pack—Moonshadow and the Howlers—loom behind her, radiating dominance and swagger. The atmosphere is tense but electric, with the Wolf Pack casually smirking, their confidence unshakable.]

Smooth Samantha (addressing the viewers): "NPCW Universe, I’m here with the Northern Lights Champion, the Big Bad Wolf, and the Wolf Pack. Moments ago, Robin Hood secured his position as the number one contender for the Northern Lights Championship. Big Bad, what are your thoughts on Robin earning a title shot?"

[The Big Bad Wolf leans forward slightly, his trademark sly grin spreading across his face as he adjusts the championship belt slung casually over his shoulder. His demeanor is a perfect blend of arrogance and charm, his voice dripping with cool confidence as he responds.]

Big Bad Wolf: "So, the little thief has stolen his way into a title shot, huh? Robin Hood and his Merry Band should’ve stayed back in Sherwood Forest where they belong instead of wandering into the Wolf’s Den."

[Moonshadow and the Howlers laugh behind him, nodding in agreement as the Big Bad Wolf continues, his tone growing more ominous.]

Big Bad Wolf: "But hey, I get it. Everybody wants a piece of the Big Bad Wolf. This title right here?"

[He taps the Northern Lights Championship on his shoulder, making the silver glint in the dim backstage light.]

Big Bad Wolf: "It’s not just a belt—it’s a statement. And everybody thinks they’re the one who can take it. But Robin? Let’s just say he’s playing a dangerous game coming into my territory. You see, in Sherwood Forest, you might be the big man. But in the Wolf’s Den, you’re nothing but prey."

[Smooth Samantha raises an eyebrow but keeps her composure as the Big Bad Wolf leans even closer to the microphone, addressing Robin Hood directly through the camera.]

Big Bad Wolf: "You’ll get your shot, Robin Hood. Next week, here on Polar Power, it’s you and me—Northern Lights Championship on the line. But let me make one thing crystal clear, little thief: this isn’t Sherwood Forest. This is MY den, and when you step into the ring with me, there’s only one way out. TV Time Limit Title Match. And when the dust settles, you’ll realize you were NEVER ready for the Big Bad Wolf. AROOOOO!"

[The Big Bad Wolf throws his head back and howls, a guttural sound that echoes through the backstage area, sending chills down the spine of anyone watching. Moonshadow and the Howlers clap their hands and cheer in agreement, their camaraderie palpable as they flank their leader.]

Smooth Samantha (grinning slightly as she turns back to the camera): "There you have it, NPCW Universe—a blockbuster Northern Lights Championship match set for next week on Polar Power! Robin Hood versus the Big Bad Wolf in what promises to be an unforgettable showdown. Back to you, Johnny and Eddie!"

[The camera lingers on the Wolf Pack, their smirks and posturing reinforcing their dominance, before cutting back to the announce desk.]

MAIN EVENT - Prancer VS Polar Bear 1

VS

[The show returns from commercial break, and the camera pans to the announce desk, where Johnny Michaels and Eddie Ellington sit alongside a new masked guest. The masked individual nods slightly to acknowledge the roaring crowd as Johnny begins.]

Johnny Michaels (welcoming): "Welcome back, NPCW Universe, and what a night it’s been so far! Joining us now for the Main Event is none other than our special guest announcer—a true and honest legend in wrestling journalism—ACE wrestling reporter, Dave ‘The Brute’ Kent!"

Eddie Ellington (smirking and cutting in): "That’s right, Johnny. Finally, some real expertise at this desk tonight. Dave Kent’s been everywhere, covering NPCW House shows, stirring up headlines, and asking the questions no one else dares to ask. Folks, you’d better listen carefully—because when Dave speaks, he doesn’t just tell the truth. He tells it brutally! Isn’t that right, Dave?"

Dave Kent (calm but firm): "Thanks for the introduction, Eddie. And Johnny, I appreciate the opportunity to help call tonight’s Main Event. Brutal honesty has always been my style—no words barred, no sugar-coating. When the truth needs telling, I tell it."

Johnny Michaels (with a pointed look): "Speaking of brutal honesty, Dave, you recently wrote a rather controversial article that was highly critical of Rudolph. Care to comment on that?"

Dave Kent (unfazed): "Absolutely, Johnny. I stand by every word. Rudolph still has a long way to go to prove himself as a champion. In fact, my sources tell me he’s merely holding onto the title until Santa returns—at which point, Rudolph will pass the belt right back to him. This reign isn’t about merit—it’s a placeholder. Plain and simple."

Johnny Michaels (angrily): "And who exactly are these anonymous sources, Dave? Care to name them?"

Dave Kent (with a sharp tone): "Come now, Johnny. Any good reporter knows we protect our sources. That’s journalism 101. But like a good friend once told me, sometimes the truth hurts. And I’ll add this—sometimes the truth can be very brutal."

Johnny Michaels: "Well, brutal truth or not, it seems you have an opinion on everything. Care to share your thoughts on tonight’s Main Event?"

Dave Kent (leaning forward): "Gladly. Let me be honest here: Cratchit’s booking for this Main Event is questionable at best. Prancer versus Polar Bear 1? It’s two tag team specialists in a singles match. This isn’t Main Event material—it’s mid-card, if we’re being generous. And honestly, why do Comet and Prancer keep getting chances for a tag title shot? The Reindeers versus the Polar Bears has run its course. There are much better options out there—the Merry Band, Van Helsing and Hansel… all far more deserving than another rehash of this tired feud."

Eddie Ellington (laughing): "That’s why I love you, Dave. Brutally honest, no filter! Couldn’t agree more!"

Johnny Michaels (defensively): "Alright, Dave, that’s your take. Now let’s focus on the match and head to the ring for Louie’s introductions."

[The camera cuts to the ring, where Louie Linville stands proudly with his microphone, ready to hype the crowd for the Main Event.]

Louie Linville (announcing): "NPCW Universe, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the stakes: if Prancer wins tonight’s match, he and his tag team partner Comet will earn a shot at the NPCW Tag Team Championship against the Polar Bears! But if he loses, they will NOT receive another title opportunity as long as the Polar Bears remain champions!"

[The crowd buzzes with anticipation as Louie continues.]

Louie Linville: "Introducing first, hailing from the Arctic wilderness and standing as one half of your reigning NPCW Tag Team Champions… POLAR BEAR 1!"

[The arena fills with deep growling sounds and the sound of icy wind as Polar Bear 1 emerges from backstage. He lumbers menacingly down the ramp, growling at fans and swiping his paws at anyone who dares to come too close. The crowd boos loudly, but his presence remains unshaken as he enters the ring, roaring loudly and pounding his chest.]

Johnny Michaels: "Polar Bear 1 making his way to the ring, and there’s no mistaking his intent—pure dominance."

Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Dominance? More like inevitability, Johnny. Prancer’s got zero chance against this powerhouse."

Louie Linville (continuing): "And his opponent, representing the Reindeer Coalition and looking to secure a shot at the NPCW Tag Team Championship… PRANCER!"

[The crowd erupts in cheers as Prancer’s energetic music hits. He bounces onto the stage, pumping his fists and waving to the fans. Accompanied by his tag partner Comet, Prancer stops several times to shake hands with fans along the ramp. Prancer smiles playing up his charm before entering the ring.]

Johnny Michaels: "The crowd loves Prancer, and he’s certainly feeding off their energy tonight! Can he capitalize and earn another shot at the tag titles?"

Eddie Ellington (rolling his eyes): "Energy, Johnny? The guy’s better at shaking hands than landing punches. Polar Bear 1’s about to send him back to whatever Christmas story he came from."

[As both competitors prepare for the match, the crowd buzzes with excitement, ready to witness the high-stakes Main Event.]

[The bell rings, and the match is underway with Prancer and Polar Bear 1 squaring off in the high-stakes Main Event. The crowd is lively, though the action quickly devolves into a lackluster affair.]

Johnny Michaels (calling the opening): "And here we go, Prancer wasting no time—look at that Flying Enzuigiri, the Prancer’s Prance! He’s coming out strong, trying to take the fight to the much larger Polar Bear 1!"

Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Strong? Johnny, a stiff breeze could knock him over! All that move did was annoy Polar Bear 1. Just wait—the big guy’s gonna turn him into venison."

Dave Kent (critical but fair): "Prancer’s opening strike was quick and well-aimed, I’ll give him that. But the real question is: can he sustain this? Because I’m not seeing much long-term strategy from him so far."

[Prancer attempts to capitalize with his next move, charging at Polar Bear 1 with the Reindeer Gorge (Running Headbutt). But the maneuver backfires as Polar Bear 1 counters with a Toss Out of the Ring, sending Prancer flying awkwardly through the ropes. He crashes to the outside, and the crowd falls into hushed concern.]

Johnny Michaels (startled): "Prancer just went headfirst through the ropes—did he knock himself out on the landing?! Honest Abe’s starting the count!"

Eddie Ellington (sarcastically): "Headfirst? More like ‘hoof first’! Look, Johnny, I told you this guy isn’t ready for the big leagues. He can’t even stay in the ring, let alone win a match like this!"

Dave Kent (smirking): "And that, gentlemen, is where inexperience comes into play. Prancer’s enthusiasm got the better of him—he put his entire weight behind a move without accounting for the possible repercussions. Rookie mistake."

[The referee’s count begins as Prancer struggles to recover outside the ring. Polar Bear 1 stands in the center, looking menacingly at the downed Reindeer Coalition member, growling and pounding his chest.]

Johnny Michaels: "Polar Bear 1 isn’t even going after him—he’s just waiting for the count! This isn’t how anyone expected this Main Event to go."

Eddie Ellington: "Why waste energy, Johnny? This is what makes Polar Bear 1 smarter than your precious Prancer. The match was over the second Prancer took himself out!"

Dave Kent (agreeing): "It’s a pragmatic approach. Polar Bear 1 knows there’s no need to exert unnecessary effort when the ref is already doing the work for him. However, it’s not exactly the most exciting tactic, is it?"

[The referee continues the count as Prancer attempts to crawl back to his feet, but it’s clear he’s dazed from the fall. At the count of ten, the bell rings, and Honest Abe signals for the end of the match. Louie Linville makes the official announcement as the crowd erupts in a mix of boos and disappointment.]

Louie Linville: "Here is your winner, via count-out… POLAR BEAR 1!"

[Polar Bear 1 roars victoriously in the ring, raising his arms as Comet rushes down the ramp to check on Prancer. The crowd’s reaction is tepid, with many fans expressing their frustration at the underwhelming finish.]

Johnny Michaels (sighing): "That’s it? Polar Bear 1 wins by count-out? This doesn’t feel like the high-stakes Main Event we were promised."

Eddie Ellington (chuckling): "Oh, it’s exactly what we were promised, Johnny. Polar Bear 1 proved his dominance without breaking a sweat. Prancer? He doesn’t even deserve to be in the same ring."

Dave Kent (leaning into his mic for his final take): "This match was, frankly, a disappointment. While I respect the physicality both men brought to the ring, the pacing was slow, the moves were uninspired, and the finish was anticlimactic. For a Main Event, this felt like a filler match at best. I’m giving this one a 0 out of 5—brutal honesty, as promised."

Johnny Michaels (gritting his teeth): "Well, there you have it—Dave Kent’s brutal assessment. Folks, this has been… something, to say the least."

Eddie Ellington (with a smug grin): "Something? This has been a masterclass in dominance by Polar Bear 1 and a total collapse by Prancer. Dave, I couldn’t agree with you more!"

RUDOLPH’S IN RING ADDRESS

[As Prancer is helped to the back after his disappointing loss to Polar Bear 1, the crowd’s energy shifts as triumphant music hits the speakers. The cheers swell as NPCW Champion Rudolph appears at the top of the ramp, his signature red nose shining brightly and the NPCW title belt proudly displayed around his waist.]

Johnny Michaels (excitedly): "There he is! The NPCW Champion Rudolph is here to address the fans, and listen to this crowd—they’re absolutely loving it!"

Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Yeah, yeah, Johnny. Bask in the glow of the shiny nose. Let’s see if he actually says something worth listening to or just keeps tooting his own horn."

Dave Kent (calm and critical): "Look, the crowd loves him—sure. But just because you’re popular doesn’t mean you’re the champion the company needs. Let’s hear what he has to say, but I’m sticking by my earlier comments—he has a long way to go to prove himself."

[Rudolph walks down the ramp, acknowledging the cheering fans. The camera catches glimpses of children wearing red noses and fans holding supportive signs like “Rudolph Guides NPCW!” He climbs into the ring and takes a moment to soak in the adulation, looking out at the crowd from all four corners. As he scans the arena, his gaze locks on Dave Kent at the announce desk. Rudolph’s expression hardens, and he points directly at Kent, a silent but unmistakable acknowledgment of the journalist’s criticism. He then moves to the center of the ring and raises the microphone.]

Rudolph (with intensity): "There are those who believe I STOLE this title."

[The crowd immediately boos, showing their disapproval of the accusation.]

Rudolph: "But let me make one thing perfectly clear—I EARNED it. I was the one who pinned Frankenstein’s Monster in the Madness Match in March. I am the Champion of the People, and I am a fighting champion—willing to put this title on the line any time!"

[The crowd erupts into cheers, showing their support.]

Johnny Michaels: "That’s the spirit of a true champion right there! Rudolph reminding everyone why he’s at the top of NPCW!"

Eddie Ellington (sarcastically): "Champion of the People? More like champion of his own hype. Let’s not forget, Johnny—Dave isn’t the only one questioning how long this reign can last."

Dave Kent (calmly): "It’s a bold statement, but the proof will be in his actions. Words are easy—it’s what he does in that ring that will define his legacy."

Rudolph (addressing the crowd): "And these anonymous sources—which is just a fancy way of saying COWARDS—claim that I’m just keeping this belt warm until Santa returns and that I’ll drop it back to him."

[The crowd boos louder, but there are faint murmurs of agreement, showing the division in opinion.]

Rudolph: "I have all the respect in the world for Santa. He’s a great friend and was a great champion. But if he wants this belt back, he’ll have to EARN his way into contention when he returns. He’ll have to BEAT me in the ring to take it back!"

[The crowd responds with mixed cheers and boos, the tension in the arena palpable.]

Johnny Michaels: "Wow, Rudolph drawing a line in the sand here—Santa will have to work for his shot. That’s a bold move!"

Eddie Ellington (smirking): "And there it is, folks—the reindeer rebellion. Rudolph thinks he’s bigger than Santa now. Oh, this is going to get interesting."

Dave Kent (nodding): "It’s a logical stance for a reigning champion, but it’s also a risky one. Calling out Santa like this could backfire spectacularly, especially if these doubts about Rudolph’s legitimacy continue to grow."

[Before Rudolph can continue, the arena lights flicker, and the JumboTron comes alive with the words “THEY LIVE THEY LIVE THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION” flashing ominously on the screen. The Monster Bash’s theme blares through the speakers as the screen shows Dr. Frankenstein, flanked by his monstrous team, laughing maniacally.]

Dr. Frankenstein (grinning): "Oh, Rudolph… what a touching little speech. But you’re not fooling anyone—not me, not the Monster Bash, and certainly not these people."

[The camera zooms in on Dr. Frankenstein’s twisted expression as he continues.]

Dr. Frankenstein: "I see through your insecurities, Rudolph. I see the fear in your eyes that what’s being said about you… what’s being written about you… is TRUE!"

Rudolph (angrily): "The truth? I’ve already pinned three of your charges, Frankenstein! That’s the truth!"

Dr. Frankenstein (mocking): "Ah, yes, I’ll admit it. You defeated Dragon King and Ogre in one-on-one matches. But the gauntlet isn’t over yet, my dear reindeer. The next challenge? The MONSTER KONG awaits to CRUSH you! And if, by some miracle, you survive Kong… then your prize will be the ALPHA MONSTER."

[The crowd gasps at the mention of the Alpha Monster, the towering figure Rudolph pinned in the Madness Match.]

Dr. Frankenstein: "Yes, you pinned him during the six-man match—but only because your teammates weakened him first. You didn’t win that title—you STOLE it!"

Johnny Michaels (indignant): "That’s a blatant lie! Rudolph won that match fair and square!"

Eddie Ellington: "Is it though, Johnny? Even Dave here has been saying Rudolph has a lot to prove. Maybe the good doctor’s onto something."

Dave Kent (measured): "Frankenstein raises an interesting point about the circumstances of that pinfall. It’s not a question of whether Rudolph won—it’s a question of whether he’s truly faced the Alpha Monster at full strength."

Rudolph (furious): "Frankenstein, I’ll face ANY of your Monster Bash and walk away STILL the champion!"

Dr. Frankenstein (laughing): "You’re dreaming, reindeer. But be careful—words are much easier than actions."

Rudolph (stepping forward with resolve): "Then let’s find out next week. Bring Kong ON!"

[Dr. Frankenstein’s grin widens sinisterly as he leans closer to the camera.]

Dr. Frankenstein: "Be careful what you wish for, Rudolph…"

[The screen fades to black as Frankenstein’s chilling laughter echoes through the arena. Rudolph, still visibly angry, tosses the mic to the mat and exits the ring as the crowd cheers him on.]

Johnny Michaels: "There you have it, folks! Rudolph versus Kong next week on Polar Power—what a match that’s going to be!"

Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Johnny, this is a mistake. Kong’s a different beast entirely—Rudolph’s title reign might just meet its end next week."

Dave Kent (final observation): "I’ll say this—next week will be the ultimate litmus test for Rudolph. If he can overcome Kong, maybe, just maybe, he can start silencing those critics."

Johnny Michaels (closing the show): "Thank you for joining us tonight, NPCW Universe! What a night it’s been, and things are only heating up. Don’t miss next week’s Polar Power—we’ll see you then!"

[The screen fades to black, leaving fans eager for what’s to come.]

POST SHOW SEGMENT

[The show fades to black, but backstage, the drama continues to unfold. The camera follows Rudolph as he strides down the dimly lit corridor toward his dressing room, his NPCW Championship belt gleaming on his shoulder. His posture is confident, yet the intensity of his earlier promo still lingers in his expression. Suddenly, from the shadows, a figure emerges—Grinch Heyman, his presence immediately unsettling and calculating.]

[Rudolph stops in his tracks, his nose glowing faintly in the dim light as he narrows his eyes at Heyman, his expression filled with suspicion.]

Rudolph (sternly): "What do you want, Grinch?"

[Heyman’s trademark sly grin spreads across his face as he casually adjusts his tie, holding both hands up as if to disarm Rudolph’s suspicion.]

Grinch Heyman (smoothly): "Relax, Rudolph. Great promo out there, by the way. You really had the crowd eating out of your hand."

[Rudolph’s expression doesn’t soften as Heyman takes a step closer, lowering his voice slightly.]

Grinch Heyman: "But if you really want to silence your critics, I have some ideas. With the right strategic advisor—someone with experience and vision—you could elevate your reign to heights the NPCW Universe wouldn’t even dare to dream of."

[Rudolph interrupts, scoffing as he adjusts his belt.]

Rudolph (coldly): "You must be joking. Why would I trust you?"

[Heyman smirks, unfazed by Rudolph’s tone, his confidence unwavering as he continues to speak with deliberate, calculated charm.]

Grinch Heyman: "Trust is earned—I agree. But I’m not asking you to trust me yet, Rudolph. I’m offering you an opportunity. I’m building something new—a House of Heyman. A fortress of talent, if you will. And I believe you could be its guiding light, the crown ruby of that house."

[Heyman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a sleek business card, handing it to Rudolph with a devilish smile.]

Grinch Heyman: "Don’t answer now. Just think about it. With my talents and resources behind you, there’s nothing stopping you from proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that you’re the champion in NPCW history."

[Rudolph glances at the card, his expression unreadable. After a brief pause, he stuffs the card into his pocket without a word and resumes walking toward his dressing room, his pace steady and purposeful. The camera lingers on Heyman as he watches Rudolph leave, his grin growing wider and more devilish as he rubs his hands together in satisfaction.]

Grinch Heyman (to himself): "Think about it, Rudolph. You’ll come around… they always do."