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Monday, October 13, 2025

Wrestlefest Episode 005 - Thanksgiving - October 13, 2025

Aired - October 13, 2025

Halifax, NS

Opening Segment

Live from Halifax, Nova Scotia

Hosts: KC Rogers & Dave “The Brute” Kent

The Wrestlefest logo explodes across the screen in shimmering gold and red sparks. The camera sweeps over the packed Halifax crowd waving signs — “BEASTS FOREVER!”, “MASON = CHEATER”, and “TIN MAN HAS HEART!” — before cutting to the broadcast desk decked out with fall leaves and tiny NPCW pumpkins.

KC Rogers (bright, warm enthusiasm): “Happy Thanksgiving, NPCW Nation — and welcome to Wrestlefest! We’re live from beautiful Halifax, Nova Scotia, for a special holiday edition that’s absolutely loaded from top to bottom. I’m KC Rogers, joined by the ever-opinionated, never-filtered Dave ‘The Brute’ Kent — and Dave, what a lineup we’ve got for this Thanksgiving special!”

Dave Kent (grinning): “KC, this isn’t just turkey and pumpkin pie — this is violence with gravy on top! Five stacked matches, three of ‘em involving the Primal Horde — and after the Beasts dropped those NPCW Tag Team Titles on Saturday, the Horde’s comin’ in lookin’ to reassert their dominance. Mean Jack Mason wants to remind the world why he’s the top predator in this company, and you can bet the rest of the Horde’s here to do the same.”

KC (leaning in): “And that’s the story, isn’t it, Dave? The Primal Horde lost the NPCW Tag Team Championships — The Beasts finally dethroned by the River Reapers — and since then, the whole Horde has been in a rage. Three of tonight’s five matches are Horde showcases. Marcus the Beast Master, the Beasts themselves, and even Mean Jack Mason — all representing their primal power tonight.”

Dave Kent (snorts): “Let me tell ya, KC — when a pack like the Horde takes a loss, it’s like pokin’ a bear with a steak knife. The Beasts got embarrassed, plain and simple. But make no mistake — they’ll treat tonight like a statement. And Mean Jack Mason? The guy’s still struttin’ around like he reinvented pro wrestling just ‘cause he cheated Rudolph half to death to win that North Pole Title.”

KC: “Oh, we remember Wrestlefest Labour Day. We all remember it. Mason choking out Rudolph with a foreign object while Polly played innocent at ringside — and now he calls himself ‘Mean’ like that’s something to brag about.”

Dave: “Hey, I’ll give him this — he’s mean all right. Mean, cunning, and politically connected enough to land himself a main event tonight against The Tin Man! Now that’s an interesting matchup — the man who claims to have no heart versus the man who doesn’t need one to fight dirty.”

[Camera cuts to a split screen of match graphics appearing in sequence.]

KC: “Let’s run down the card, fans — because this Thanksgiving Day lineup is stacked!

Match One: Snow White versus The Wicked Witch. A fairy tale gone bad — these two have been circling each other since last week’s Northern Belles. And tonight, it’s no bedtime story — it’s war.”

Dave: “Yeah, and I hope Snow White packed somethin’ more than her woodland friends, ‘cause the Witch’s new poison mist ain’t exactly child-friendly. This one’s gonna get ugly fast.”

KC: “Match Two: Monsters of Myth — Hydra Veyne and Medussa Nemesis — against Beauty and the Beast, Bella Aurelia and Ursa Titania. The Monsters have been unstoppable lately, but Bella and Ursa are one of NPCW’s fastest-rising power teams.”

Dave: “And that’s the one I’ve got circled. You’ve got mythological monsters versus pure muscle and brains — if the Beasts aren’t careful, the Monsters might just take their place in the Horde hierarchy.”

KC: “Match Three: Marcus the Beast Master goes one-on-one with a Disciple of Negropolis — and this one’s deeply personal. Marcus is representing the Primal Horde, while his opponent comes straight from the Obsidian Covenant — the new dark faction led by Negropolis himself, the man Jack Mason turned his back on.”

Dave (leans back, tapping the desk): “Yeah, let’s call it what it is, KC — this is part of the war between Mean Jack Mason and Negropolis. Used to be partners, used to run the scene together, and now they’d rather see each other buried under the ring. Marcus is Jack’s attack dog — a straight-up monster — and he’s got one job tonight: send a message to the Covenant. I’m tellin’ ya, Marcus doesn’t wrestle matches; he conducts experiments in pain. And I’ll say this for that poor Disciple — if he makes it outta Halifax upright, someone better get him hazard pay and a medal.”

KC: “Match Four: The Beasts look to rebound against Lion and Scarecrow — two men who’ve been on a tear since teaming up earlier this year.”

Dave: “Lion’s got the heart of a champion, Scarecrow’s got the brains — but the Beasts? They’ve got the meanest streak in the hemisphere. This is a test of pride for the Horde — pure and simple.”

KC: “And finally, our Main Event — the North Pole Title on the line. Champion Mean Jack Mason, defending against The Tin Man!”

Dave (leans forward, half-grinning): “Look, Mason’s the kind of guy who’d sell his own mother a front-row ticket to her disownment, but you can’t deny his results. The Tin Man’s tough — but after what Mason’s pulled lately, I don’t see anyone prying that title off him without an industrial crane.”

KC (smiling but serious): “You might be right, Dave, but The Tin Man has one thing Mason doesn’t — heart. And tonight, in Halifax, that might be the one thing that makes the difference.”

[Camera cuts to crowd chanting “TIN MAN! TIN MAN!”]

KC: “It’s a holiday, it’s Wrestlefest, and the road to Convergence — the massive NPCW/HCW joint event in November — starts right here tonight!

Dave: “Yeah, and for once, we’re lookin’ at cooperation instead of competition. But don’t let that fool you — Convergence is a powder keg waiting for a spark, and the Horde might just be holdin’ the matches.”

KC (grinning at the pun): “Couldn’t have said it better myself! Fans, don’t go anywhere — because when we come back, it’s Snow White versus The Wicked Witch, and the spellbook’s already open!”

Dave (leaning in with a chuckle): “If there’s a poison apple involved, KC, I’m takin’ mine black with two sugars.”

[CUT TO: Match graphic – “Match One: Snow White vs. The Wicked Witch” as the crowd roars.]

[FADE OUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK]

MATCH 1

Snow White Vs Wicked Witch (with The Coven)
Commentary:
 KC Rogers & Dave “The Brute” Kent

KC: “Welcome back to Thanksgiving Wrestlefest, and we’re kicking things off with a fairy tale grudge match — Snow White taking on The Wicked Witch, and the whole Coven is at ringside. Morrigan, Wicked Willow, and La Bruja Muerte — this is basically a cauldron waiting to boil over.”

Dave: “You’re not kidding, KC. The Witch didn’t come alone; she brought her entire coven like it’s Sunday service in the underworld. And Snow White? She’s walking into this one like she’s got no fear — which, depending on how you look at it, is either gutsy or flat-out suicidal.”

[Bell rings]

KC: “Snow White comes flying out of the corner — Enchanted Whirl! That Tornado DDT planted The Witch right on her crown!”

Dave: “Yeah, but look at that — Wicked Witch pops right back up and answers with a swinging neckbreaker! These two are going shot for shot early on. That’s how you start a show — no feeling-out process, just straight violence!”

KC: “You can feel the bad blood between these two — it’s been brewing for months. Every time Snow White gains momentum, the Coven gets involved somehow.”

Dave: “That’s the problem, KC. You can’t fight just one witch — it’s like trying to kill a hydra. You take down one, three more pop up on the apron.”

KC: “Wicked Witch now — locking in the Witch’s Wrath! That’s that Muta Lock we’ve seen her end careers with!”

Dave: “She’s bending Snow White like a Thanksgiving wishbone right now — but the girl refuses to tap. Gotta admire that toughness. You can tell she’s been training for this exact moment — she knew this was coming.”

KC: “Snow White trying to crawl for the ropes — but Wicked Witch transitions into an ankle lock! She’s just dissecting that leg now!”

Dave: “That’s smart wrestling. She’s grounding the high-flyer, making sure Snow White can’t use that springboard stuff later. It’s not flashy, but it’s effective — and I respect effective.”

KC: “Snow White finally kicks her off! And—oh! Kiss of Spite! That single-knee facebreaker came out of nowhere!”

Dave: “That’ll knock the poison apple right outta your mouth, KC! She hit that clean — Wicked Witch didn’t even see it coming!”

KC: “Snow White now with the Happily Never After! What a counter — that super swinging neckbreaker drops the Witch right in the center of the ring!”

Dave: “And notice the Coven at ringside — they’re getting restless, like vultures that smell blood. Morrigan’s halfway up on the apron already.”

KC: “Referee ‘Honest’ Abe warning them to stay down! Meanwhile Snow White’s looking to finish this — she’s setting her up—”

Dave: “Oh, here we go — she’s got her in that Seven Lock Curse! It’s like a Garga No Escape — Snow White’s got that torque locked in!”

KC: “Wicked Witch is screaming — she’s got nowhere to go — she taps! The Witch taps out!”

Dave: “She made her tap out clean in front of her whole coven! That’s the biggest win of Snow White’s career — and maybe the start of a new chapter in this fairy tale war!”

KC: “Snow White survives the spell and makes the Wicked Witch submit! What a way to start Thanksgiving Wrestlefest!”

SNOW WHITE DEFEATS THE WICKED WITCH VIA SUBMISSION AT THE 8-MINUTE MARK (SEVEN LOCK CURSE).


MATCH 2

Monsters of Myth (Hydra Veyne and Medussa Nemesis) vs. Beauty and the Beast (Bella Aurellia and Ursa Titania)
Commentary:
 KC Rogers & Dave “The Brute” Kent

KC: “Alright folks, we’re back at Thanksgiving Wrestlefest — and this one’s going to be a clash of legends and strength! The Monsters of Myth—Hydra Veyne and Medussa Nemesis—two supernatural forces of fury, facing the unlikely powerhouse duo of Beauty and the Beast: Bella Aurelia and Ursa Titania!”

Dave: “KC, I’ll tell you right now — this ain’t gonna be a beauty pageant. Hydra and Medussa are freaks of nature, literal monsters out of a nightmare, and Ursa Titania? That woman could crush a refrigerator. Bella better hope her partner keeps her cool, or she’s gonna end up roadkill in a mythological car crash.”

KC: “And here we go! Hydra Veyne and Bella Aurelia starting things off — and Hydra opens with that spinning back fist! She caught Bella right on the cheekbone!”

Dave: “That’s Hydra Veyne for ya — zero wasted motion, just violence. You don’t warm up with her; you survive her.”

KC: “Bella tags in Ursa Titania, and here comes the double team! A snap suplex from Bella — followed by a brutal headbutt barrage from Ursa! Double-team chemistry from Beauty and the Beast!”

Dave: “Finally! That’s smart tag wrestling — isolate the monster, hit her with two-on-one, and don’t give her time to grow those damn heads back. Hydra’s getting mauled early!”

KC: “They’re staying on her — Bella with the hip toss and pose, and Ursa dropping a leg right after! Hydra though, fires back with a double underhook suplex out of nowhere!”

Dave: “That’s why you never count her out! You think you’ve got her tamed, and suddenly she throws you halfway to Mount Olympus. Great power exchange from both teams.”

KC: “Hydra with the standing double stomp — Bella answers with a running bicycle knee! Both women trading offense here! Tag on both sides — Medussa Nemesis enters, and Ursa Titania’s in for Beauty and the Beast!”

Dave: “Alright, this is the meat and potatoes now — Medussa’s cold as stone, and Ursa’s built like a bulldozer. This is gonna be a collision.”

KC: “Ursa goes right to work — grinding headlock applied on Medussa Nemesis! She’s wrenching that neck tight!”

Dave: “Ursa’s doing what she should — slow her down, keep Medussa grounded, don’t let her get that momentum where she can hit a petrifying strike or one of those snap-DDTs. Smart wrestling from the Beast.”

KC: “Hydra Veyne tagged back in! She immediately traps Ursa in an arm-trap crossface!”

Dave: “Beautiful transition! That’s that catch wrestling base Hydra’s got — she’s a monster, but she’s technical as hell. Ursa’s fighting it, though — pure strength keeping her alive.”

KC: “Ursa doesn’t tap! She’s crawling for the ropes!”

Dave: “That’s just toughness. You can’t teach that.”

KC: “Ursa turns the tide! A relentless headbutt barrage — she’s hammering Hydra Veyne into the mat!”

Dave: “She’s treating Hydra’s skull like a drum! The Beast is done playing nice!”

KC: “Ursa covers—ONE! TWO! THREE! That’s it! Ursa Titania pins Hydra Veyne! Beauty and the Beast just conquered the Monsters of Myth!”

Dave: “What a finish! Ursa Titania proving she’s one of the most dangerous heavyweights in the women’s division — and Bella played her role perfectly. That’s what I call balance — beauty and brutality in perfect sync.”

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST DEFEAT MONSTERS OF MYTH VIA PINFALL AT THE 7-MINUTE MARK.

MATCH 3

Marcus the Beastmaster (with Polly Mason) vs. Disciple of Negropolis 1 (with Father MacDougal and Flippers)
Commentary: KC Rogers & Dave “The Brute” Kent

KC: “We’ve got a volatile one coming up, folks — Marcus the Beast Master representing the Primal Horde, squaring off against one of Negropolis’s newest converts, a Disciple of the Obsidian Covenant. And judging by the look in his eyes, this Disciple didn’t come here to wrestle — he came to hurt people.”

Dave: “Yeah, and he’s built for it too, KC. This Disciple looks like a man carved outta cinder blocks and bad intentions. Reminds me of Superstar Billy Pearl in his prime — except this guy’s a good 100 pounds heavier and seems twice as mean. One cruel, tough son of a gun, I’ll give him that.”

KC: “And right out of the gate — Disciple of Negropolis I stomps Marcus down in the corner and stands on his throat! ‘Honest’ Abe’s already laying into him with a warning!”

Dave: “You can warn him all you want, KC — these Covenant types don’t believe in rules. Negropolis trains ‘em like zealots, not wrestlers. That’s not a hold, that’s a sermon in pain.”

KC: “Marcus rolling to the outside, clutching his neck… Polly Mason’s right there, checking on him while the ref starts the count.”

Dave: “Marcus better get it together fast — he’s supposed to be the Beast Master, but right now the beast looks muzzled.”

KC: “Ref’s at seven — Marcus slides back in just in time, but you can see he’s still gasping for air. The Disciple just waiting, staring at him like a predator.”

KC: “And we’re back — both men colliding mid-ring! Marcus tries to mount some offense—wait a second, what’s Polly doing? Polly Mason just reached into the ring and clawed at the referee’s face!

Dave: “Oh, for crying out loud! That’s the dumbest interference I’ve seen all night! You can’t gouge the ref and expect to get away with it, KC!”

KC: “Meanwhile, the Disciple’s choking Marcus on the bottom rope — complete chaos in the ring!”

Dave: “This whole match is falling apart! You’ve got Father MacDougal preaching at ringside, Flippers the damn penguin flapping its wings, and now Polly’s turned this thing into a circus sideshow!”

KC: “Referee ‘Honest’ Abe is calling for the bell — that’s it! Marcus the Beast Master has been disqualified!

Dave: “Unbelievable! Marcus gets himself DQ’d because his own manager went feral. You’d think a guy called the Beast Master could keep his animals under control! Meanwhile, the Disciple doesn’t care — he’s standing there smiling like he just won a crusade.”

KC: “The Obsidian Covenant picking up the victory tonight, and you can see Negropolis himself grinning ear to ear. This is going to light another fire in the ongoing war between the Primal Horde and the Covenant.”

Dave: “Yeah, and you can bet Mean Jack Mason’s gonna have words about this. Negropolis just chalked up another moral victory — and Marcus is left holding the bag because his second went rogue. What a mess.”

DISCIPLE OF NEGROPOLIS I DEFEATS MARCUS THE BEAST MASTER VIA DISQUALIFICATION AT THE 2-MINUTE MARK.

MATCH 4

The Beasts (with Polly Mason and Marcus) Vs Lion and Scarecrow
Commentary: KC Rogers & Dave “The Brute” Kent

KC: “We’re heading into Match Four here at Thanksgiving Wrestlefest, and it’s a big one — The Beasts, still reeling from their tag title loss to the River Reapers, taking on Lion and Scarecrow of the Wizard’s Warriors.”

Dave: “Yeah, KC, this is a big test for The Beasts. You drop your belts, you better come back swinging. But I’ll tell you right now — something’s been off about these two since that loss. They used to fight like wild animals, now they look like house cats that got declawed.”

KC: “Beast One starts things off with Lion — collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Beast One just muscles him down face-first! Big face slam!

Dave: “That’s what they used to do — brutal, straight-ahead power wrestling. But even that looked a little hesitant. I don’t know if it’s confidence or conditioning, but they’re not moving like the monsters we remember.”

KC: “Lion eats that slam but pops right back up — these Warriors are nothing if not resilient. You can feel that spark between these two teams.”

KC: “Lion grabs hold of Beast One — full nelson applied! He’s wrenching those arms back tight!”

Dave: “You’re not gonna make a guy that size tap out that early, but credit to Lion — he’s controlling the pace. He’s forcing the Beasts to react, not attack.”

KC: “Beast One manages to twist out, shoving Lion into the ropes — quick escape, and a tag to Beast Two!”

Dave: “Smart tag, but again — not with the same aggression we’re used to. Where’s that wild roar, that fury? They look… human tonight.”

KC: “Beast Two in now — double-team from The Beasts! Headbutt from Beast Two, and Beast One throws Lion right out of the ring! They’re showing some teamwork now!”

Dave: “That’s a little closer to vintage Beasts — just rough and mean. Tossing bodies like ragdolls. But Lion’s no slouch — this guy’s built like a truck with heart. He’s back in before the five count, ready to swing again.”

KC: “Lion back inside — knife-edge chops echo through the arena! You can feel that one from Halifax to St. John’s!”

Dave: “Lion’s firing up, KC — and The Beasts look rattled! When was the last time you saw someone back them up like this?”

KC: “Lion’s got Beast Two right where he wants him — locks in the Full Nelson! The crowd’s roaring!”

Dave: “That’s it! He’s got it cinched in tight — Beast Two’s thrashing, but it’s not doing a damn bit of good!”

KC: “Beast Two’s fading! Referee ‘Honest’ Abe checking the arm— no response! That’s it! He’s called for the bell!”

Dave: “Holy hell — Lion just made a Beast submit! You could count on one paw how many people have done that before!”

KC: “Lion and Scarecrow pick up a huge win here at Thanksgiving Wrestlefest! That’s a statement victory for the Wizard’s Warriors — they just tamed the Beasts!”

Dave: “And here’s the real story, KC — The Beasts don’t look primal anymore. I said it after the River Reapers beat ‘em, and I’ll say it again: the fangs are gone. The claws are dull. The Primal Horde better figure out what’s happening, because these Beasts are starting to look more tame than terrifying.”

KC: “You can see Marcus and Polly Mason trying to regroup with them on the outside — but the frustration’s written all over their faces.”

LION DEFEATS BEAST TWO VIA SUBMISSION (FULL NELSON) AT THE 4-MINUTE MARK.

MAIN EVENT

Mean Jack Mason (C) (with Polly Mason) vs. Tin Man

North Pole Title Match
Commentary: KC Rogers & Dave “The Brute” Kent

[Bell Rings]

KC: “The main event of Thanksgiving WrestleFest is underway — Mean Jack Mason putting the North Pole Title on the line against the cold, calculating Tin Man of the Wizard’s Warriors! You can feel the tension, Dave — this is the kind of fight that defines seasons here in NPCW!”

Dave: “Yeah, KC, and Mason’s not facing some tin-plated novelty here — Tin Man’s one of the most methodical grapplers in the company. He’s not flashy, he’s not loud, but every move he makes counts. He’s like a damn metronome of violence. And Mean Jack better keep that head straight — or that belt’s gonna melt right outta his hands.”

KC: “Early lock-up — Mason with that Backroom Buster! Quick suplex, crisp execution. But Tin Man fires back with a Fireman’s Carry! Great show of strength!”

Dave: “You notice Mason’s got that little smirk — that’s his tell. He thinks he’s got the pace where he wants it. But Tin Man’s not panicking. He’s studying — like a robot with a heart rate of zero.”

KC: “And look at this! Mason hooks in a Sleeperhold! Trying to wear him down early!”

Dave: “Smart move. Mason doesn’t just brawl, he manipulates your oxygen levels. The guy’s got the sadism of a psychologist with tenure.”

KC: “But Tin Man counters — belly-to-belly suplex! That shakes the ring!”

Dave: “Ain’t no rust on this guy’s gears tonight!”

KC: “Oh, come on! Family Jewels Therapy — that’s a blatant low blow!”

Dave: “Classic Mason! That’s not therapy, that’s malpractice! But Honest Abe’s got his back turned — Polly’s climbing the apron singing like she’s in a cabaret!”

KC: “Polly blows glitter into Tin Man’s face! That’s a weaponized arts-and-crafts project!”

Dave: “That’s cheating, KC! Flat-out cheating! But I’ll give ‘em this — they’ve perfected it. Mason’s got the ref eating out of Polly’s hand while he works over Tin Man’s ribs like a butcher tenderizing steak.”

KC: “Tin Man’s trying to mount a comeback — there’s a leg sweep! Now knee strikes! He’s pounding Mason down!”

Dave: “That’s the Tin Man I wanna see — precision, control, and meaner than a junkyard dog with a torque wrench!”

KC: “But Mason shakes it off — Rude Awakening! And now he’s lining up… Final Diagnosis! Big pointed elbow drop right to the sternum!”

Dave: “That’s vintage Mean Jack! He calls that the ‘appointment reminder’ — and you don’t leave that session conscious!”

KC: “Tin Man won’t quit! He’s got that Steely Resolve Lock! The body scissors is in tight!”

Dave: “Look at that torque! He’s trying to crush Mason’s ribcage like an empty soda can! But Jack’s clawing toward the ropes — look at the pain etched on his face!”

KC: “He won’t tap — he refuses! That’s the champion’s will right there!”

Dave: “Yeah, KC, or it’s plain stubbornness. He’s got that ‘I’ll die before I lose’ complex — but tonight, that might not be a figure of speech.”

KC: “Tin Man still fighting through the distractions, through the interference, through the pain — this man is running on courage and chrome!”

Dave: “But here comes Polly again — that purse! Loaded like a Thanksgiving turkey, and the ref misses it! Mason with the Backroom Buster! No, Tin Man reverses — no wait, Mason fires back with another Family Jewels Therapy! Oh come on!”

KC: “Mason hooks the leg!”

KC & Crowd: “ONE… TWO… THREE!”

[Bell Rings]

Dave: “Ah, for crying out loud — not like this! Another glitter-covered, low-blow title defense for Mean Jack Mason!”

KC: “The champ retains, but there’s no pride in that win. He took every shortcut in the book — and Polly made sure the pages were dog-eared!”

Dave: “Yeah, KC, but here’s the cruel truth: the record books don’t care how. Only who. And tonight, it’s still Mean Jack Mason holding the gold — like the dirtiest Santa in the business.”

MEAN JACK MASON DEFEATS TIN MAN VIA PINFALL AT THE 21-MINUTE MARK TO RETAIN THE NORTH POLE CHAMPIONSHIP.

POST-MATCH

KC: “Polly’s helping Mason up — the crowd is letting them have it! Listen to this place, raining boos like sleet!”

Dave: “Yeah, the North Pole loves its villains — as long as they win.”

[Mason smirks, draping the North Pole Title over his shoulder, Polly twirling with glitter in the lights.]

KC: “Wait—hold on! From the ramp — IT’S NEGROPOLIS!”

Dave: “The doctor’s old partner — and his worst nightmare!

KC: “Negropolis slides into the ring — right behind Mason—”

Dave: “TURN AROUND, JACK!”

KC: “—Negropolis DECKS Mason with a spinning back fist! The champ goes down! The crowd’s erupting!”

Dave: “There it is! That’s the bill coming due for months of arrogance and interference! Negropolis just made a statement!

KC: “Polly’s screaming, the refs are pouring in — Mason’s clutching his jaw — Negropolis stands tall over the fallen champion!”

Dave: “You want a Thanksgiving moment? That’s it right there! The Primal Horde’s monster just got humbled by the man he betrayed!”

KC: “The feud reignites, the chaos continues — and the North Pole Title picture just blew wide open!”

[Negropolis raises his fist, the crowd thunders.]

KC: “We’re out of time — this has been Thanksgiving WrestleFest! For Dave Kent, I’m KC Rogers — goodnight from the North Pole!”

[Fade to black.]

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