Aired - May 11, 2025
COMMERCIAL
[The scene opens with upbeat, high-energy music reminiscent of classic 1980s toy commercials. The camera pans to a living room floor where two boys, including Tiny Tim, eagerly play with a collection of NPCW wrestling action figures. Scattered across the floor are figures of Rudolph, the Polar Bears, Robin Hood, Jack Frost, Mrs. Claus, Lilith, and other NPCW stars, all set up around a cheap-looking plastic wrestling ring.]
[Suddenly, in a burst of exaggerated enthusiasm, Scrooge himself steps into the frame, dressed in a sharp business suit, rubbing his hands together with dollar signs practically gleaming in his eyes.]
Scrooge (grinning, clapping his hands): "Hey kids, want to get IN on the action? You CAN—with Scrooge's Wrestling Action Figures!"
[The music kicks into overdrive as Scrooge gestures toward the wrestling ring where Tiny Tim moves the Jack Frost figure toward Robin Hood, setting up an imaginary bout.]
Scrooge (excitedly pointing at the toys): "Recreate legendary matches! Have your favorite NPCW Superstars battle it out right in your own home! The Northern Lights Championship! The Demonic Legion! The Monster Bash! It’s all yours!"
[The other boy picks up the Krampus figure and smashes it down onto Tiny Tim’s Santa figure, executing a dramatic pinfall.]
Scrooge (voiceover, laughing smugly): "See, kids? Just like in real life!"
[The screen flashes wildly with promo graphics, showcasing individual figures while Scrooge's voice booms in the background.]
Scrooge (slick sales pitch): "Order your NPCW Wrestling Action Figures TODAY for the LOW price of just $29.95 each! That’s right—PLUS taxes, shipping, and, of course, reasonable tariffs!"
[As the commercial winds down, a flashy graphic fills the screen: "ORDER NOW!" on the left side under the Scrooge Toys logo, while the Scrooge & Marley Counting House emblem rests ominously on the right.]
[The screen fades to black, setting the stage for another electrifying episode of Polar Power!]
[As the commercial fades out, the electrifying theme music of Polar Power kicks in, signaling the official start of Episode 0008. The opening credits roll, showcasing the NPCW stars in dynamic action shots—powerbombs, suplexes, dramatic staredowns, and triumphant victories. The montage captures the sheer energy of the promotion, building anticipation for another unforgettable night at the North Pole Arena.]
[The camera transitions to a sweeping shot of the sold-out crowd, buzzing with excitement. Fans wave signs and posters in support of their favorite NPCW stars, proudly displaying slogans like:
"Mrs. Claus & Santa—NPCW Royalty!"
"Rudolph Guides NPCW!"
"Big Bad Wolf—The Alpha of the Arctic!"
"Demonic Legion Rules the North!"
"We Stand With the House of Heyman!"
"Wicked Witch’s Curse Lives On!"
[Among these, a few special signs stand out in bold lettering:
"BLONDE BOMBSHELLS EXPLODE ON NPCW!"
"FROSTY THE FIGHTER—UNMELTABLE!"
[Just as the camera is about to move toward the announce desk, it pauses on a particularly boisterous group of five or six fans. Decked out in homemade paper penguin wings on their arms and fake penguin beaks, they squawk loudly, flapping their wings in exaggerated motions. In their hands, they proudly hoist two signs:
"I FLIP FOR FLIPPERS!"
"FLIPPIN' OUT FOR FLIPPERS!"
[The crowd around them catches onto the antics and starts joining in, laughing, cheering, and even mimicking the penguin noises. The energy in the arena is undeniable as the NPCW Universe proves just how invested they are in their favorites.]
[Finally, the camera cuts to the announce desk, focusing on Johnny "The Mic" Michaels, who is visibly amused, grinning at the chaos, and Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington, who sits with arms crossed, looking downright perplexed.]
Johnny Michaels (chuckling): "Oh, Eddie, look at that crowd! The NPCW Universe never disappoints—and I think we might have just discovered Flippers' official fan club!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling, shaking his head): "You’ve got to be kidding me, Johnny. We just opened Polar Power, and already there’s a penguin uprising! What is happening to this company?!"
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "Oh, Eddie, lighten up! That’s what NPCW is all about—pure energy, pure passion, and yes… even a little penguin madness!"
[The crowd continues to cheer as Johnny and Eddie settle in, ready to officially kick off another unforgettable episode of Polar Power!]
Opening Segment
Johnny Michaels (enthusiastic): "Welcome, NPCW Universe, to another electrifying edition of Polar Power! I’m Johnny Michaels, alongside my always-opinionated colleague, Eddie Ellington, and folks, we have got a HUGE night ahead of us!"
Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Johnny, you say ‘huge’ every week, but let’s be honest—tonight is critical. So much went down last week, and if you blink, you might just miss something big again!"
Johnny Michaels: "That’s right, Eddie. Let’s start by recapping one of the most shocking moments from last week—Goldie Locks stepping into the fight and officially joining Dorothy and Alice as part of the Blonde Bombshells! The NPCW Universe erupted when she evened the odds against the Coven and the Queens of Punishment!"
Eddie Ellington (dramatic groan): "And just like that, NPCW gains another trio of chaos. Look, Johnny, I get it—Goldie’s got experience. But does experience mean she has to jump into the ring with a kendo stick like she’s auditioning for a kung fu movie? I’m just saying, those Coven ladies weren’t prepared for that kind of insanity!"
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "Eddie, come on! That moment was electric! The Coven and Queens tried to corner Dorothy and Alice, and Goldie came in like a wrecking ball to save the day. And now? The Blonde Bombshells are officially a force to be reckoned with!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, yeah, Johnny. I’ll believe they’re a force when they take on REAL competition without swinging sticks around like they’re street performers."
Johnny Michaels (rolling his eyes): "Moving on, Eddie, we also witnessed Grinch Heyman make waves last week with the unveiling of his House of Heyman! Niven, Tobias, and Leiton Snake—the Snake Pit—are now his enforcers!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Heyman always has something cooking, Johnny, and this time? He’s stirring the pot with a side of mercenary muscle. The House of Heyman just might be the next big movement in NPCW, and honestly, I think it’s a smart play. Build an empire, rule the land!"
Johnny Michaels: "Well, speaking of ruling the land, let’s talk about tonight’s matches, because folks, it’s STACKED! First up—our MAIN EVENT: Big Bad Wolf will defend the Northern Lights Championship against Robin Hood of the Merry Band!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Oh great, Robin Hood thinks he can steal the title tonight? News flash, Johnny—Big Bad Wolf isn’t some weak-willed noble. He’s THE alpha predator in NPCW, and when it’s all said and done, Robin Hood won’t just be out of a championship shot, he’ll be out of arrows too!"
Johnny Michaels: "And let’s not forget, folks, another MASSIVE showdown—NPCW Champion Rudolph takes on Monster Bash’s Kong! The gauntlet continues, and Dr. Frankenstein believes Kong is the key to crushing Rudolph!"
Eddie Ellington: "Kong? Oh, finally! Rudolph’s been skating through matches, but this? This is the fight he won’t walk away from, Johnny! Kong is a MONSTER, and when Dr. Frankenstein sets him loose, Rudolph’s reign might just end in the snow tonight!"
Johnny Michaels: "We’ll see about that, Eddie! And speaking of high-stakes fights, Leiton Snake takes on Jack Frost tonight! That’s right—Heyman’s enforcer steps into the ring with one of the most dangerous men in NPCW!"
Eddie Ellington: "Jack Frost? Dangerous? Sure, if you’re scared of a snowball! Listen, Johnny, Heyman wouldn’t have put Leiton Snake in this match if he didn’t already know that Jack Frost is just another roadblock for the House of Heyman. This match is going to send Frost packing!"
Johnny Michaels (grinning): "Well, Eddie, I’ve seen Jack Frost do things in this ring that defy logic, so I wouldn’t count him out just yet! But folks, that’s just the beginning—we have SO much more coming tonight on Polar Power! Strap in, because it’s going to be an unforgettable ride!"
Eddie Ellington: "And if it’s forgettable, Johnny, I’ll be sure to remind you why I was right about everything."
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "Yeah, yeah, Eddie. Let’s go to the Commissioner’s Office for this week’s decree"
COMMISSIONER’S DECREE
[The camera fades in, revealing the dimly lit Commissioner's Office. Commissioner Robert Cratchit sits at his desk, looking exhausted. Papers are strewn across the surface, alongside several Scrooge Toys NPCW action figures—miniatures of Rudolph, the Polar Bears, Robin Hood, Jack Frost, Mrs. Claus, Lilith, and others. His posture is slumped, his expression weary, and the weight of his job visibly pressing down on him.]
[Prominently displayed on the front of the desk is the new Commissioner’s seal—black and gold, with "Commissioner’s Office" elegantly written. But at the center, in all his ominous glory, is the unmistakable silhouette of Scrooge himself.]
[Standing smugly beside Cratchit, dressed in a crisp but outrageously opulent suit, is none other than Scrooge, radiating his usual air of self-importance. Sitting behind another smaller desk is the Director of Regulations and Rules, Fenwick Grimbough, surrounded by towering stacks of massive tomes, scribbling studiously in one of them as he mutters to himself.]
Robert Cratchit (forcing a weary smile as he looks into the camera): "Hello, dear friends of NPCW. Once again, accept my extreme gratitude—"
[Scrooge immediately scowls, arms crossed, tapping his fingers impatiently.]
Scrooge (cutting him off with a forced chuckle): "Yes, yes, gratitude is great and all, but let’s not forget thanks to my—er, your booking expertise, NPCW has truly become a top federation."
[Cratchit sighs but presses on, undeterred.]
Robert Cratchit: "We have a few announcements tonight that impact both the NPCW Universe and our incredible roster of talent. The first of which is the introduction of NPCW Close Encounters! At all of our events, our stars will now be available for meet-and-greets, autographs, and pictures!"
[Scrooge’s eyes gleam, sensing the incoming monetization opportunity.]
Scrooge (interrupting excitedly): "Yes, yes, get to the best part, Cratchit! Tell them the cost—err, I mean, the opportunity!"
[Cratchit exhales deeply, gripping the edges of his desk before continuing.]
Robert Cratchit: "For the low price of $250, fans will have ten minutes with their favorite NPCW star."
[Scrooge nearly trembles with joy, rubbing his hands together gleefully.]
Robert Cratchit (continuing reluctantly): "And for those who want an even bigger opportunity, we are introducing the NPCW VIP Passport Program! For $1,000 per year, fans will receive a 10% discount on NPCW Close Encounters, and after 10 encounters, the next one will be 50% off!"
[Scrooge is beside himself, bouncing on his heels like a child who just discovered a vault full of gold coins.]
Scrooge (practically giddy): "OH, magnificent! What a marvelous way for our loyal fans to connect with our world-class NPCW talent! And what a fair price for such an exclusive experience!"
[Cratchit glances at Scrooge in thinly veiled frustration before turning back to the camera.]
Robert Cratchit: "So, fans—check out NPCW Close Encounters, starting at next week’s events."
[Scrooge is near-blissful now, grinning ear to ear, nodding at Cratchit to move along to the next topic.]
Robert Cratchit (clearing his throat): "Last week, Rudolph made the bold challenge to face Kong one-on-one. However, after serious discussions with Rudolph’s representatives, we have made the decision to change the match."
[A noticeable wave of boos from the crowd echoes through the arena.]
Robert Cratchit: "Instead of a singles match, tonight’s bout will now be a tag team contest. Rudolph and a partner of his choice will meet Kong and Ogre of the Monster Bash!"
[The arena erupts into louder boos, unhappy with the adjustment.]
Robert Cratchit: "A reminder to all competitors that title matches must be officially approved by the Commissioner’s Office."
Johnny Michaels (off-screen from the announce desk): "Wait, WHAT?! A tag match?! That’s NOT what Rudolph agreed to last week!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing off-screen): "Oh, come on, Johnny! You expected Rudolph to go in alone against Kong?! This is logical! Let’s see if the ‘Champion of the People’ can actually function in a tag match!"
[Cratchit glances at Fenwick Grimbough, who dramatically clears his throat before speaking.]
Fenwick Grimbough (with cold precision): "I have been reviewing the rules and regulations of NPCW…"
[Fenwick slowly shakes his head, letting out an exaggerated tsk tsk tsk as he flips through one of the massive tomes beside him.]
Fenwick Grimbough: "So many loopholes. Too much gray area. Too much chaos. This federation needs structure. Order. Stability."
[He leans forward slightly, his voice growing sharper.]
Fenwick Grimbough: "So, effective immediately, I have begun rewriting the official NPCW Rules and Regulations. And by the end of this month, I will present the revised regulations—ensuring that NPCW is fair and run smoothly."
[Fenwick pauses, and his lips curl into an unsettling grin.]
Fenwick Grimbough (with eerie emphasis): "Fair."
[Cratchit visibly stiffens at Fenwick’s tone but forces himself to nod respectfully.]
Robert Cratchit: "Thank you, Fenwick. And with that, we send it back to Johnny and Eddie at the announce desk!"
[The camera cuts back to the announce desk, where Johnny looks frustrated, while Eddie sits smugly, rubbing his chin in amusement.]
Johnny Michaels: "Changes to the Main Event, overpriced meet-and-greets, and now new NPCW rules?! Eddie, what in the world is happening?!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Order, Johnny! NPCW is getting ORDER! And more importantly, it's getting Profits—big, shiny ones!"
[The show rolls on, transitioning to the first match of the night, as Polar Power continues with more chaos, controversy, and hard-hitting action!]
MATCH 1 - Leiton Snake (With Grinch Heyman) VS Jack Frost (With Lilith)
VS
[The camera transitions back to the ring, where Louie Linville stands poised, microphone in hand, ready to introduce the competitors. His voice booms with enthusiasm, adding flair to each introduction.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, representing the Demonic Legion… hailing from the frozen tundra, weighing in at 242 pounds… the ICY EXECUTIONER—JACK FROST!"
[The arena darkens slightly as eerie blue lights swirl around the entrance ramp. Jack Frost steps out, his frosty breath visible in the cold air. Beside him, Lilith walks with an unsettling grace, her piercing eyes locked on the ring as she escorts Frost to battle. Frost cracks his knuckles, his demeanor cold and merciless.]
Johnny Michaels: "There’s Jack Frost, ready for war, accompanied by Lilith! Eddie, you have to wonder—how is the Demonic Legion going to react to Grinch Heyman’s ongoing challenge after being ‘fired’ by them?"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Johnny, I LOVE Jack Frost. The guy is pure destruction, pure talent, pure ice-cold precision. But let’s be real—Heyman wasn’t ‘fired.’ He was discarded! And now, what does he do? He builds his own little kingdom out of HCW castoffs? Please!"
Louie Linville: "And his opponent, representing the House of Heyman… from the underground circuit, weighing in at 235 pounds… THE VIPER OF VIOLENCE—LEITON SNAKE!"
[The crowd erupts with a mix of cheers and boos as Leiton Snake strides onto the stage, accompanied by the ever-smug Grinch Heyman. Dressed in his sleek, tactical-style gear, Snake exudes controlled aggression, cracking his neck as he makes his way to the ring. Heyman follows closely, speaking intensely into his ear, undoubtedly feeding him strategies.]
Johnny Michaels: "There’s Leiton Snake, one of Heyman’s new enforcers! He’s looking to prove himself tonight against Jack Frost—a huge test for Snake!"
Eddie Ellington: "I won’t trash Snake too hard, Johnny, because I like a guy who knows how to fight dirty. But I will say this—he’s facing Jack Frost. That’s not just another match. That’s a survival test!"
[The bell rings, and the match is officially underway! Jack Frost starts aggressively, landing stiff Knife-Edge Chops that echo throughout the arena. Leiton Snake fights back with an Enzuigiri, showing off his agility early on.]
Johnny Michaels: "Fast-paced action right out of the gate! Frost with those signature chops, but Snake isn’t backing down!"
Eddie Ellington: "If Snake thinks chopping Jack Frost is going to slow him down, he’s in for a cold, hard reality check!"
[As the match progresses, interference plays a major role. Heyman slyly smashes his outdated mobile phone against Frost’s back while the referee is distracted, giving Snake an edge. Moments later, Lilith retaliates by spraying dark mist into Snake’s eyes.]
Johnny Michaels: "Heyman with the assist—his phone is practically a weapon!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Forget Snake—sign that mobile phone to a contract! It’s done more damage than half the roster!"
Johnny Michaels: "Well, Lilith isn’t about to let Heyman’s antics go unchecked—she’s making sure Snake suffers too!"
[Snake nearly secures victory with a Pedigree Facebuster, but Jack Frost refuses to stay down, countering with the Winter’s Wrath (Crossface) for a near submission. The tension in the ring is palpable.]
Johnny Michaels: "Frost has him locked in Winter’s Wrath—Snake might have to tap!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at Snake! He’s fighting, but he might be regretting signing up for this war right about now!"
[After an intense back-and-forth, Heyman intervenes yet again, smashing Frost with his mobile phone one last time before Snake delivers a decisive Sling Blade. The referee counts—one, two, three! The match is over!]
Louie Linville: "Here is your winner… LEITON SNAKE!"
Johnny Michaels: "WHAT?! Heyman’s interference proved too much—Snake picks up the victory!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Johnny, this isn’t ice skating—it’s WRESTLING! If Frost couldn’t handle Heyman’s mind games, that’s on him!"
Johnny Michaels: "Jack Frost put up a valiant fight, but Heyman’s tactics paid off. What does this mean for the House of Heyman versus the Demonic Legion?"
Eddie Ellington: "It means Heyman is playing chess, and Frost just lost a pawn. What’s next? We’ll find out soon enough!"
[The segment fades out as Heyman smirks, whispering something to Snake while Lilith glares at them from the outside. The war between the House of Heyman and the Demonic Legion is just beginning…]
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW - RUDOLPH
[The show transitions backstage, where Smooth Samantha stands ready with a microphone in hand. The normally composed NPCW Champion, Rudolph, paces angrily, his red nose glowing slightly brighter, a clear sign of his agitation. The energy in the hallway crackles with tension as Samantha steps forward, eager to get answers.]
Smooth Samantha (with a bright, professional tone): "Hey hey, NPCW Universe! It’s your favorite backstage interviewer, Smooth Samantha, and I am here with the NPCW Champion himself—Rudolph! Now, Rudolph, earlier tonight, Commissioner Cratchit announced that your scheduled one-on-one match with Kong has been changed to a tag-team match. Cratchit stated that you asked for this change. Can you clarify?"
[Rudolph abruptly stops pacing and turns sharply toward Samantha, his expression dark and furious. His breath is heavy, frustration radiating off him as he glares at the camera.]
Rudolph (angrily): "I have no idea what games Scrooge is playing, but let me make one thing clear—I did not ask for this change! I am the Champion of the People, a fighting champion, and I was ready to face Kong one-on-one. I don’t need special treatment. I don’t need protection. I was prepared to take on the Monster Bash myself!"
[Before Samantha can respond, Grinch Heyman strolls into the frame, flanked by the Snake Pit—Niven, Tobias, and Leiton Snake. Heyman is all smirks and smug confidence, adjusting the cuffs of his expensive suit as if he has already won whatever mind game he’s about to play.]
Grinch Heyman (smoothly, with a condescending grin): "Now now, Rudolph… let’s not be so brash."
[Rudolph turns, his glare narrowing further as he squares his shoulders toward Heyman.]
Rudolph (sharply): "What do you want, Heyman?"
Grinch Heyman (putting his hands up as if innocent): "I know you want revenge on the Monster Bash, Rudolph. I know you want to prove to these people that you are the People’s Champion—that you deserve to hold that title. I respect that. But you need to slow down."
Rudolph (furrowing his brows): "What does it matter to you, Heyman?"
Grinch Heyman (grinning wider, pacing slightly): "Ah, you see, Rudolph, I see great promise in you. And someone needs to look out for your well-being. Charging headlong into a battle with Monster Bash—alone? That’s not smart, Rudolph. That’s reckless."
[The crowd in the arena reacts loudly, echoing support for Rudolph, sensing Heyman’s manipulations.]
Rudolph (turning slightly toward the camera, raising his voice): "I don’t need your concern, Heyman. I have plenty of people looking out for me—like all these fans!"
[The arena ERUPTS into deafening cheers.]
Grinch Heyman (chuckling, shaking his head): "Ah, but in this business, Rudolph, you need more than fans. You need advisors, strategy, alliances. Ask yourself—who else is looking out for you? Santa? Where is he? Hmm?"
[Rudolph suddenly stiffens, his nostrils flaring slightly.]
Grinch Heyman (pressing on with faux sympathy): "Why isn’t he here? Why isn’t he advising you, counseling you? Could it be that he wants you to rush into this match? That he wants you to lose the title so that when he returns, he can be the hero and reclaim the championship—without ever having to earn it?"
[The suggestion stirs murmurs in the crowd. Rudolph’s face twists in anger, but something deep inside seems unsettled—he clenches his fists, his jaw tightening.]
Rudolph (firmly, trying to shake off the creeping doubts): "I AM the champion! I don’t need protection from anyone! This is my title!"
Grinch Heyman (raising an eyebrow slyly): "Really, Rudolph? Whose image is on that belt? Whose name?"
[Rudolph instinctively glances down, gripping the NPCW title belt with both hands. The engraving gleams back at him—Santa’s image… Santa’s name. A moment of silence stretches between them as Rudolph’s expression shifts from anger to pensiveness. His body language grows tense, uncertain.]
Grinch Heyman (leaning in slightly, voice dropping to a smoother tone): "My offer to you still stands, Rudolph. The House of Heyman is your home if you choose it. You will be our guiding light. So tonight, I offer you a true show of friendship—you may choose Niven or Tobias as your tag-team partner against Kong and Ogre."
[Before Rudolph can respond, a shadow enters the frame. The camera pulls back slightly—Van Helsing steps forward, brooding, arms crossed, eyes locked on Rudolph with intense concern.]
Van Helsing (low, steady voice): "Rudolph. You know I will always have your back. And it would be my honor to stand with you tonight against Kong and Ogre."
[Rudolph lifts his head, locking eyes with Van Helsing. For the first time in the segment, his expression softens slightly—then he gives a small, but firm nod of agreement.]
[Heyman purses his lips, his smirk fading slightly, sensing he has lost this round. He motions for the Snake Pit to step back, but before he leaves, he turns once more to Rudolph.]
Grinch Heyman (calm, but persistent): "Rudolph—the offer still stands. You could be more than just the People’s Champion. With the right advisor by your side, your true potential will shine brighter than even your nose."
[Before Rudolph can respond, Van Helsing steps forward, blocking Rudolph’s view of Heyman entirely. Van Helsing glares at Heyman, standing tall, unmoving, protective.]
[Heyman chuckles softly, lifts his hands in mock surrender, then turns with his Snake Pit and exits.]
Smooth Samantha (eyeing the tension before smoothly transitioning back): "Well, NPCW Universe, there you have it! Rudolph has chosen Van Helsing as his tag-team partner tonight! We’ll see how this battle unfolds, but one thing is for sure—Grinch Heyman still has his sights set on the NPCW Champion!"
[The screen fades back to the announce desk, where Johnny Michaels sits in stunned silence, while Eddie Ellington shakes his head smugly.]
Johnny Michaels: "Eddie, what did we just witness?! Heyman is planting seeds of doubt into Rudolph’s mind! This is dangerous!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Johnny, dangerous? It’s brilliant! Heyman knows exactly what buttons to press. The best kind of manipulation is the kind that makes you ask questions—and right now, Rudolph is questioning everything!"
[The show continues, the drama only heating up as NPCW’s Champion heads into battle with shadows of doubt looming over him.]
MATCH 2 - Negropolis and Madman Mason (Misfits of Mayhem) (with Ace Macdougal and Flippers) VS Dancer and Vixen
VS
[The show transitions back to the ring, where Louie Linville stands tall, microphone in hand, ready to introduce the competitors.]
Louie Linville: "NPCW Universe, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, representing the Reindeer Coalition… at a combined weight of 474 pounds… the hard-hitting, high-flying tag team… DANCER and VIXEN!"
[The crowd erupts in cheers as Dancer and Vixen emerge onto the stage, slapping hands with fans along the entrance ramp, ready to showcase their athleticism.]
Johnny Michaels (excitedly): "Dancer and Vixen, folks—two of the most technically sound members of the Reindeer Coalition!"
Eddie Ellington (snarky): "Oh, please, Johnny. They’re reindeer, not revolutionaries. They’ve got speed, sure, but give me power and brains over flashy kicks any day."
Louie Linville: "And their opponents… accompanied by Ace MacDougal... weighing in at a combined 487 pounds… the BRINGERS OF CHAOS, the UNSTOPPABLE DUO, the DARK FORCE OF NPCW…"
[Madman Mason and Negropolis emerge onto the stage, both looking sinister and imposing as they stalk toward the ring.]
Louie Linville (continuing): "…THE MISFITS OF MAYHEM!"
Eddie Ellington (interrupting immediately): "WHOA! STOP! Masters of Mayhem, Johnny! MASTERS! Get it right, Louie!"
Johnny Michaels (chuckling): "Oh come on, Eddie! Last week, they were announced as the Misfits of Mayhem, and I don’t see them complaining."
Eddie Ellington: "They should complain! It’s the worst branding mistake since calling the Big Bad Wolf ‘cuddly’!"
[As Negropolis walks toward the ring, his imposing presence unsettling fans, Madman Mason moves erratically, pacing in circles. But something is off. He appears to be hiding something under his coat.]
Johnny Michaels: "Wait a minute… what is Mason doing? Is he… trying to smuggle something to ringside?"
[The camera zooms in as something squirming pokes out from beneath Mason’s coat… a small, feathered wing. Then, a tiny beaked face emerges. It’s Flippers—the unofficial mascot of the Misfits! The group of fans with paper penguin wings in the crowd lose their minds, chanting "FLIPPERS! FLIPPERS! FLIPPERS!" louder than ever.]
Negropolis (groaning, turning toward Mason): "Not again… Mason, why?! WHY is it always the penguin?!"
[Madman Mason tries—very poorly—to stay in character but meekly shrugs, looking up at Negropolis as if Flippers’ presence was an accident.]
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "Oh, this is fantastic! The Misfits—I mean, Masters—of Mayhem have accidentally brought Flippers along for the ride!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "Johnny, I swear, if this penguin gets more cheers than the wrestlers tonight, I am filing a formal complaint with Fenwick Grimbough!"
[As the Masters of Mayhem reach the ring, Ace MacDougal is visibly frustrated. He snatches the microphone from Louie Linville and glares.]
Ace MacDougal: "LOUIE, you are HORRIBLE! You call that an introduction?! You should be fired!"
[The crowd boos Ace loudly, but he isn’t phased.]
Ace MacDougal (raising his voice): "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the HIGHLIGHT of your night! NEGROPOLIS—the bringer of death and destruction! And MADMAN MASON—the embodiment of insanity! THEY ARE THE MASTERS—MASTERS—OF MAYHEM!"
[As Ace finishes his grand proclamation, Flippers squirms free from Mason’s coat, landing onto the canvas. The tiny penguin spreads his wings and attempts to look menacing… but fails adorably.]
Johnny Michaels: "Oh, come on, Eddie! Look at him! Flippers is trying to look intimidating, but he's just too adorable! The fans are eating this up!"
[The boisterous crowd erupts again, chanting "FLIPPERS! FLIPPERS! FLIPPERS!" as others in the arena join the chant.]
Eddie Ellington (covering his face, groaning): "I told you, Johnny! This is a travesty! We’ve gone full circus now!"
[Ace grabs Flippers and storms out of the ring with him. Meanwhile, Vixen, Dancer, and referee Honest Abe are visibly struggling to contain their laughter. Mason continues pacing erratically, while Negropolis just stands there, shaking his head in absolute disbelief.]
Johnny Michaels: "Ace MacDougal is done and leaves the ring with Flippers! I don’t think Negropolis knows how this keeps happening, and the Reindeer Coalition is loving it!"
Eddie Ellington (deadpan): "This is what NPCW has come to. This is why Fenwick Grimbough is rewriting the rules. If we don’t stop this madness, next week we’ll have Flippers main-eventing!"
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "I wouldn’t mind that, Eddie!"
[The match kicks off with Madman Mason and Dancer in the ring. Mason wastes no time, overpowering Dancer with an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Dancer absorbs the impact, but quickly tags out to Vixen.]
Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Mason throwing Dancer around like a rag doll! The speed of the Reindeer Coalition is going to be tested against raw power tonight!"
Eddie Ellington: "Well, Johnny, they better hope speed works because if Mason and Negropolis get momentum, we’re looking at a massacre!"
[The match progresses with hard-hitting exchanges. Mason and Negropolis work as a cohesive unit, punishing Vixen with a Boot Choke and a brutal Black Doom strike. Vixen fights back with a well-placed Reindeer Clomp Stomp, keeping the pace fast.]
Johnny Michaels: "Vixen is fighting back—look at his endurance!"
Eddie Ellington: "Not bad, but Masters of Mayhem aren’t going down easy, Johnny!"
[The match continues, shifting between momentum swings and fierce back-and-forth attacks. The crowd remains loud, still occasionally chanting "FLIPPERS!" at random intervals, frustrating Negropolis. The Masters of Mayhem do their best to maintain focus, but the atmosphere remains electric.]
Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Negropolis with the DOOM BOMB! Vixen tries to counter with the Running Shoulder Tackle!"
Eddie Ellington: "I swear, Johnny, Vixen is refusing to back down—but Negropolis isn't letting this match slip away!"
[Negropolis crashes down hard with his signature finisher, while Vixen retaliates with a fierce shoulder tackle. The referee signals—time has run out! The bell rings, officially ending the bout in a draw!]
Louie Linville: "After 30 minutes, this match has been declared a DRAW!"
[After a chaotic and hard-hitting contest, the Masters of Mayhem and the Reindeer Coalition battle to a time-limit draw, proving neither team was willing to give an inch. While the Reindeer Coalition showcased their resilience, the Masters of Mayhem earned considerable respect for holding their ground against the former tag team champions.]
Johnny Michaels: "Eddie, what a match! Say what you want about the Misfits of Mayhem, but they just fought toe-to-toe with former NPCW Tag Team Champions! That’s no small feat!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "Masters, Johnny! Masters! And yeah, sure, they put up a fight, but that’s not the win they were hoping for. Mason and Negropolis wanted to crush the Reindeer Coalition, not settle for a draw!"
Johnny Michaels: "Still, for a team that wasn’t even taken seriously after their loss to the Amigos, Madman Mason and Negropolis are proving that they belong in NPCW’s elite tag division!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Fine, fine! But I’ll tell you what—Ace MacDougal and Mason need to keep that penguin under control! Flippers is practically stealing the show every time they step out!"
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "And you love every second of it, Eddie!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "NO, Johnny! I want WRESTLING—not cuddly mascots!"
[The Masters of Mayhem leave the ring, Mason pacing erratically while Negropolis looks frustrated but determined. Meanwhile, Vixen and Dancer high-five fans, acknowledging their effort while showing respect to their opponents.]
ADVENTURES OF NEGROPOLIS AND MADMAN MASON (and Flippers too …) EPISODE 14 - WHAT IS NEXT?
[The scene fades into the backstage dressing room of the Masters of Mayhem. The air is still thick with the tension from their grueling match, sweat-stained wrestling gear tossed around, an open duffel bag spilling over with mismatched ring attire. Madman Mason bursts through the door, arms in the air, grinning ear to ear.]
Madman Mason (shouting): "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
[Negropolis, already seated on the bench with arms crossed, rolls his eyes dramatically and lets out a long, weary sigh.]
Negropolis (deadpan): "Awesome? What bizarro world were you in?"
Madman Mason (excitedly): "But Neggie—we went 30 minutes toe-to-toe with former NPCW Tag Team Champions! That’s huge!"
Negropolis (gritting his teeth): "Yes, and once again, that vermin with wings made us laughing stocks!"
[He aggressively points toward Flippers, who is perched on Mason’s shoulder, innocently blinking with his tiny penguin eyes. Upon hearing Negropolis’ words, Flippers lets out an adorable sad squawk, his tiny wings drooping in hurt.]
Madman Mason (defensively, grabbing Flippers and cradling him): "Now, Neggie, don’t be harsh! I couldn’t just leave him locked in the cage back here. What if someone stole him?"
Negropolis (grumbling): "Only if we were that lucky…"
Madman Mason: "And anyway—did you hear those fans out there?!"
Negropolis (throwing his hands in the air): "YOU DOLT! We are the bad guys! The heels! The MASTERS OF MAYHEM! We aren’t supposed to have a cute mascot!"
[Just as Mason is about to retort, Ace MacDougal steps into the room, adjusting his suspenders and stepping into his role as the peacemaker of the group.]
Ace MacDougal (calmly): "Now, now, boys… I admit, things didn’t go exactly as planned…"
[Negropolis immediately cuts him off with a glare.]
Negropolis: "Oh, you mean the part where we lost last week? Thanks to the future fried chicken meal?"
[Flippers lets out an offended squawk, flapping his wings indignantly at Negropolis, while Mason scowls at him.]
Madman Mason: "Negropolis, I swear, if you call him a food item one more time—"
[Just then, Ace MacDougal’s phone buzzes loudly. He lifts it and steps aside to take the call, leaving Negropolis and Mason to continue their debate.]
Madman Mason (excited, pacing wildly): "Look, Neggie—we can use Flippers. He’ll lull our opponents into a false sense of security—and then BAM! The N&M EXPRESS strikes!"
Negropolis (raising an eyebrow, skeptical): "You seriously think we need that thing to win?"
Madman Mason (nodding emphatically): "Think about it! Tonight—Donner and Blitzen thought we were a cakewalk! They laughed at us! But we showed them!"
[Negropolis ponders for a moment, rubbing his chin, genuinely considering the thought.]
Negropolis (pensive): "Maybe…"
[Flippers tilts his tiny head, his eyes hopeful.]
Negropolis (suddenly shaking his head, snapping out of it): "NO NO NO! The Disciple of Negronomicon does not need a walking plush toy to win!"
[Flippers lets out the most pitiful, heartbroken squawk yet. Mason immediately scoops him into another hug.]
[Ace MacDougal finishes his phone call and returns to the room, the weight of the conversation evident in his expression.]
Ace MacDougal: "Boys, I’ve got news… We’re booked for another Tag Match next week."
[Mason and Negropolis exchange a glance of mixed anticipation and anxiety.]
Ace MacDougal: "This time—against The Yukon Trappers. This is unprecedented! Three back-to-back bookings for a new team? They’re giving us one more chance to prove ourselves! But here’s the deal—if we fail next week, it’s either back to jobbing in single matches or a permanent ticket to the House Show Circuit."
[Both Negropolis and Mason visibly shudder, remembering their rough HCW days.]
Madman Mason: "No… Not HCW and Jax Brenner…"
Negropolis: "I still have nightmares about those dressing rooms… and Vlad’s punishments for failing."
Ace MacDougal (raising a hand, calming them): "BUT—there’s one hitch."
[Negropolis narrows his eyes in suspicion.]
Ace MacDougal (hesitant): "They want us to use Flippers."
[The room goes silent. Mason’s eyes widen with childlike joy. Negropolis, meanwhile, looks absolutely horrified.]
Negropolis (practically shouting): "NO NO NO!"
Madman Mason (grinning ear to ear, lifting Flippers): "You’ve made it to the big time, buddy!"
[Flippers lets out the happiest squawk yet, flapping his wings gleefully.]
[Negropolis buries his face in his hands, muttering something about the dark arts failing him. Ace MacDougal pats him on the back in reassurance while Mason hoists Flippers into the air like a trophy.]
[The scene fades to black—Negropolis in despair, Ace in amused disbelief, and Mason triumphant.]
MATCH 3 - Mrs. Claus and Pearl VS Regina and Malice (with Mad Hatter)
VS
[The show cuts back to the announce desk with Johnny and Eddie getting ready for the next match.]
Johnny Michaels (laughing as the scene fades out): "Eddie, I cannot believe this—the Masters of Mayhem are officially stuck with Flippers as their mascot!"
Eddie Ellington (groaning loudly): "Johnny, this is a travesty! They could’ve been great! And now they’re bringing a walking stuffed toy to the ring?! The Yukon Trappers are going to skin them alive!"
Johnny Michaels: "I think Mason has a plan, Eddie. Flippers just might be their secret weapon!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "I hate this penguin. I hate everything about this."
Johnny Michaels (laughing): "You're gonna love every second of it next week! Now to Louie ready for the next match."
[The camera cuts to the ring, where Louie Linville stands poised, ready for introductions as the crowd buzzes with anticipation.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, accompanied by the Mad Hatter… representing the Queens of Punishment… at a combined weight of 397 pounds… REGINA and MALICE!"
[The lights dim as an eerie, regal theme plays, signaling the arrival of the Queens. Regina and Malice stride out with a cold, calculated presence, their expressions unwavering as they walk to the ring with purpose. Mad Hatter follows behind, smirking, gesturing dramatically to the crowd, taunting those who dare boo them.]
Johnny Michaels (setting the stage): "The Queens of Punishment have been a dominating force in NPCW’s women’s division, and tonight they look to add another win to their record!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Johnny, do you even need to say it? Regina and Malice are everything a tag team should be! Intimidating, strategic, ruthless! Their opponents? A holiday chef and an overgrown tooth fairy! Give me a break!"
Louie Linville: "And their opponents, accompanied by Bernard… weighing in at a combined 363 pounds… MRS. CLAUS and PEARL THE TOOTH FAIRY!"
[The crowd erupts in cheers as Mrs. Claus and Pearl step out onto the stage. The legendary figure of holiday justice, Mrs. Claus, confidently marches down the ramp, while Pearl bounces beside her, all energy and determination. Bernard walks behind them, his presence commanding attention—his first official outing as manager.]
Johnny Michaels (excitedly): "And there he is, Eddie! Bernard—former Commissioner of NPCW—now officially managing Mrs. Claus!"
Eddie Ellington (scoffing): "Look at him, Johnny! He’s standing there like he’s Santa's right-hand man again. News flash—he’s just a guy who got himself demoted into being a cheerleader! And don't get me started on Claus and Pearl. Between the cookies and the cavity checks, they’re going to get wrecked!"
[The bell rings, and Malice wastes no time, launching Mrs. Claus across the ring with a Fallaway Slam, showing off her raw power.]
Johnny Michaels: "Malice showing off that strength early! Mrs. Claus struggling after that massive slam!"
Eddie Ellington: "Well, Johnny, maybe she should stick to baking cookies instead of getting thrown around like a sack of flour!"
[Mrs. Claus tags in Pearl, who immediately takes control with a belly-to-back suplex on Regina, showing impressive technical ability.]
Johnny Michaels: "Pearl coming in hot! Great suplex on Regina—this team may surprise the Queens tonight!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Surprise them? Johnny, the only surprise here is that Bernard hasn’t handed out free toothbrushes yet!"
[The Queens regain control with perfectly executed double-team maneuvers, keeping Mrs. Claus grounded with stomps and a brutal Cradle DDT.]
Johnny Michaels: "Regina and Malice proving why they’re one of the most dangerous duos in NPCW!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s teamwork, Johnny! Claus and Pearl better get a map—because they are lost in this ring!"
[Pearl fights back, delivering a devastating Tooth Extractor move to Malice, nearly turning the tide of the match.]
Johnny Michaels: "The Tooth Extractor! Pearl nailed it! This could be their chance!"
Eddie Ellington: "One good move doesn’t make up for the disaster waiting to happen, Johnny!"
[Pearl gets tossed out of the ring by Regina, landing hard on the outside.]
Johnny Michaels (urgent): "Pearl’s on the outside! Referee Honest Abe is starting the count!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Stay down, Pearl! Trust me, it’s safer out there!"
[Pearl struggles but makes it back inside before the 10-count, only to be met with another aggressive slam from Malice.]
Johnny Michaels: "What a fight! Pearl refuses to stay down!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, but refusing to stay down doesn’t mean winning, Johnny!"
[In the closing minute, Malice launches herself over the ropes with an Apron Somersault Plancha, sending Pearl crashing to the floor again. Pearl struggles, but this time, she’s unable to return. The referee’s count hits 10, signaling a count-out victory for Malice.]
Louie Linville: "Here are your winners—REGINA and MALICE!"
Johnny Michaels: "What a match! The Queens walk away victorious, but you have to give credit to Mrs. Claus and Pearl!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Oh sure, Johnny! Credit for losing! That’s what we do now, huh? Reward failure?"
[As the Queens of Punishment celebrate, Mad Hatter cackles on the outside, making dramatic victory gestures. Meanwhile, Bernard helps Pearl to her feet, while Mrs. Claus glares at the Queens, clearly thinking about revenge.]
Johnny Michaels: "This isn’t over, Eddie! You can bet Mrs. Claus and Pearl will come back stronger!"
Eddie Ellington: "Sure, Johnny—let’s pretend they have a chance!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, what a match! The Queens of Punishment continue their reign, but Mrs. Claus and Pearl showed heart! What’s next for them?"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Hopefully some retirement plans!"
BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE - GOLDIE LOCKS
[The scene transitions backstage to the Blonde Bombshells dressing room. Goldie Locks sits on the bench, wrapping her wrist with athletic tape, preparing for her upcoming match. The atmosphere is tense yet determined. Dorothy and Alice stand nearby, both looking concerned.]
Dorothy (cautious): "Goldie, we appreciate your grit to jump right in against the Coven, but are you sure you’re ready? That attack by the Dark Dominion last week was nasty."
Alice (nodding): "Right, and we all need to be on our A-game against Wicked Witch and her team. You know how ruthless they can be."
[Goldie winces slightly as she adjusts her wrist wrap, but she forces a confident smile.]
Goldie Locks: "I’m all right, ladies. I’ve been through worse, and we need to keep the momentum going. Plus—it’s only Grizelda, the weakest of the Coven."
Dorothy (firmly): "I wouldn’t discount her or her Coven teammates, Goldie. They always have something up their sleeves."
[Before Goldie can respond, the door swings open, and in steps Grinch Heyman—slick as ever, his signature smirk already in place.]
Grinch Heyman (smoothly): "Sorry to interrupt, but Dorothy and Alice have a point—you shouldn’t be rushing into action like this."
[Dorothy narrows her eyes, crossing her arms, while Alice shoots a disapproving look at Heyman.]
Dorothy (coldly): "What do you want?"
Grinch Heyman (mocking): "Ah, it’s nice to see you too, Kansas! But I’m here to speak to Goldie. In private."
[Dorothy tenses, about to protest, but Goldie quickly interjects.]
Goldie Locks: "It’s okay, Bombshells. Give me and Grinch a few moments."
[Alice gently tugs Dorothy’s arm, motioning her to leave.]
Alice (firmly): "We’ll be right outside if you need us."
[As the two exit the dressing room, Heyman sneers.]
Grinch Heyman (mocking): "BOOM BOOM, ladies."
[Goldie sighs deeply, shaking her head in mild frustration.]
Goldie Locks: "You need to be nicer to them. Stop poking at them if you want us to consider joining the House."
Grinch Heyman (feigning apology, hands up): "It’s all in good jest, Goldie. No harm meant! You know I respect their potential. Now they have their mentor, all they need is the right strategic advisor."
Goldie Locks (curious but guarded): "Yes, you are right—they have great potential. And I thank you for guiding me to them. They have a bright future in wrestling. But as far as needing you as an advisor? I’m not convinced."
[Heyman smirks, his expression calculating.]
Grinch Heyman: "You bring extensive experience, Goldie. But I can help you navigate the NPCW waters… I mean, if you had asked me, I would have cautioned you against jumping in with Grizelda tonight. She’s more formidable than you think."
Goldie Locks (firmly): "We’re here to BLOW UP THE PLACE! To change the status quo! What makes you think that doesn’t include the House of Heyman?"
[Heyman’s grin widens ever so slightly, sensing a chance to plant his seeds.]
Grinch Heyman: "My dear Goldie, the House of Heyman is the very antithesis of the status quo. It’s being built with the future in mind—leaving behind the relics of the past. There will always be room for the Bombshells there… because, at the end of the day, we both seek the same goal."
[Before Goldie can respond, the door swings open again. Dorothy steps inside, her expression firm, glancing between Goldie and Heyman.]
Dorothy: "Goldie—Louie is about to introduce you for your match. We need to go."
[She shoots a glare at Heyman, clearly unimpressed by his presence.]
Grinch Heyman (smirking, his voice smooth as silk): "Goldie, keep in mind what I said. The door is always open."
[Goldie exhales, nodding slightly but not giving Heyman anything more than a glance before turning her focus to Dorothy and Alice.]
[The scene fades to black as the Blonde Bombshells exit, heading toward the ring with the roaring adulation of the crowd. Meanwhile, Heyman watches them go, his smirk lingering—already scheming his next move.]
MATCH 4 -Goldie Locks (with Dorothy and Alice) VS Grizelda (with The Coven)
VS
[The camera pans to the ring where Louie Linville stands, microphone in hand, ready for introductions as the crowd buzzes with anticipation.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, accompanied by Dorothy and Alice, representing the Blonde Bombshells… weighing in at 138 pounds… GOLDIE LOCKS!"
[The crowd erupts with cheers as Goldie makes her way down the ramp, flanked by Dorothy and Alice. Despite her energetic presence, there’s a hint of strain in her movements—perhaps lingering injuries from her time with HCW and her brutal attack at the hands of the Dark Dominion weeks ago.]
Johnny Michaels (calling the moment): "Goldie looks fired up tonight, but Eddie, you have to wonder—she took a lot of damage from the Dark Dominion back in HCW. Is she truly 100%?"
Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Johnny, please! She’s walking into a fight with Grizelda! She better be ready, because if she’s not, she’s going to end up right back on the injured list!"
Louie Linville: "And her opponent, accompanied by Wicked Witch, Wicked Willow, and Morrigan… representing the Witch’s Coven… weighing in at 143 pounds… GRIZELDA!"
[The lights dim, and eerie, haunting music fills the arena as Grizelda steps onto the stage alongside the rest of the Coven. Wicked Witch cackles gleefully, while Wicked Willow and Morrigan stand ominously behind them. The group radiates sinister energy as they descend toward the ring, reveling in the boos from the crowd.]
Johnny Michaels: "There’s Grizelda, Eddie—flanked by her Coven teammates. You know they’ll have tricks up their sleeves tonight!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, let’s be honest—Goldie already looks rattled. Grizelda doesn’t need tricks—she is the trick! Watch and learn, because Goldie’s in way over her head!"
[The bell rings, and Grizelda immediately goes for the Enchanted Ending Sit-Out Piledriver, trying to end things early! But Goldie locks her arms and counters, escaping the devastating maneuver.]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie avoids disaster right there! If Grizelda landed that, this match might have been over!"
Eddie Ellington: "Pfft! Delay the inevitable, Johnny! It’s only a matter of time before Grizelda puts her away!"
[Goldie fights back with a Handspring Back Elbow Smash, but Grizelda counters with a Sitting Sunset Flip, keeping Goldie off balance.]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie firing back, but Grizelda’s timing is perfect! She’s keeping Goldie guessing!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s what happens when you’re rusty, Johnny! Goldie doesn’t belong in this ring with Coven-tier talent!"
[Goldie tries to build momentum, landing a Diving Lariat, but Grizelda responds with stiff boots to the midsection, keeping control.]
Johnny Michaels: "Grizelda is using those hard kicks to keep Goldie grounded!"
Eddie Ellington: "It’s smart wrestling, Johnny! Goldie can’t run if she’s on the mat!"
[Goldie pulls out a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors, temporarily turning the tide!]
Johnny Michaels: "What a move! Goldie Locks showing she can still go!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, yeah! But let’s see if she can keep it going—because I doubt it!"
[Grizelda regains control, using stiff kicks, then Goldie hurls her out of the ring! The ref starts the count! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9—Grizelda barely makes it back in!]
Johnny Michaels: "Grizelda barely escapes a count-out there! Goldie is not letting up!"
Eddie Ellington: "You think Goldie planned that?! HA! She got lucky! That’s not strategy—it’s desperation! If Grizelda hadn’t returned, that win would’ve meant nothing!"
[Grizelda counters with another stiff kick to the chest and goes for a pin—but Goldie kicks out at one!]
Johnny Michaels: "Not even a two-count! Goldie’s hanging tough!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, yeah, for now! But staying in a match isn’t the same as winning a match!"
[More back-and-forth action—Goldie lands a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors, but Grizelda slaps her across the chest viciously!]
Johnny Michaels: "Oof! What a slap!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s witchcraft, Johnny! Grizelda just knocked Goldie halfway back to HCW! HA!"
[Goldie counters with a One-Handed Bulldog, regaining some control!]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie gets Grizelda down with that Bulldog—she needs to capitalize!"
Eddie Ellington: "Needs to win, Johnny! Needs to prove she can even compete against the Coven!"
[But before Goldie can follow up, the Coven distracts Honest Abe with a hex, allowing Grizelda to take back momentum with a ruthless attack!]
Johnny Michaels: "Come on—that’s blatant interference!"
Eddie Ellington: "What interference?! That’s teamwork! The Witch’s Coven doing what they do best!"
[Goldie hurls Grizelda out of the ring again, forcing another count! But Grizelda beats the count again, getting back in at four! Both competitors looking battle-worn but determined!]
Johnny Michaels: "This match is far from over! Goldie Locks refuses to stay down, but Grizelda has been relentless!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, at this point, I’m just waiting for Goldie to make one big mistake! That’s all Grizelda needs!"
Johnny Michaels (calling the action): "Goldie and Grizelda both throwing everything they have into this match! The Blonde Bombshells wanted to make a statement, and they have! But Grizelda isn't backing down either!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, if Goldie had been smarter, she would've stayed out of the ring tonight! She’s running on fumes, and the Coven are just playing with her at this point!"
[Goldie attempts another Handspring Back Elbow Smash, but Grizelda counters with her signature Enchanted Ending Sit-Out Piledriver!]
Johnny Michaels: "That’s it! The Enchanted Ending! This could be over!"
Eddie Ellington: "Finally! Put Goldie out of her misery, Grizelda!"
[Grizelda goes for the pin, but Goldie kicks out at the last second, keeping the match alive!]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie kicks out—she refuses to stay down!"
Eddie Ellington: "Just quit already, Goldie! No one likes stubborn wrestlers—except losers!"
[As the match continues, the Coven executes another distraction, throwing Honest Abe off while Grizelda goes for another chokehold.]
Johnny Michaels: "The Coven interfering again! This is blatant!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, they’re just maximizing their resources! If Goldie had any brains, she would’ve recruited Heyman by now!"
[Goldie regains control with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors and attempts another pin—but Grizelda kicks out just in time!]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie is trying everything! But is it enough?"
Eddie Ellington: "No, Johnny, it’s not! She’s scrambling! Grizelda is running circles around her!"
[With exhaustion setting in, Goldie and Grizelda continue their fight, countering each other’s moves in a display of endurance. Goldie lands another Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors, but Grizelda fires back with a harsh kick to the chest.]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie still fighting! She refuses to let Grizelda end this!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, but the Witch’s Coven don’t do charity—she’s about to pay for this resistance!"
[As the thirty-minute mark hits, the referee officially calls the match—a draw! The bell rings, signaling the end of the bout, with neither competitor able to secure a victory.]
Louie Linville: "After 30 minutes, this match has been declared a DRAW!"
Johnny Michaels: "A draw?! This match was absolute war! Goldie showed heart, but Grizelda—she proved why she’s dangerous!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, let me break this down for you—Goldie is just delaying the inevitable! The Coven are coming for her—this is just the beginning!"
[The Witch’s Coven regroup on the outside, their expressions unreadable as Grizelda recovers in the ring. Wicked Witch grins, clearly pleased with how the match unfolded—even without a victory, she knows the Coven has inflicted damage.]
Johnny Michaels: "Goldie Locks might have survived tonight, but what's next? The Coven will not let this go!"
Eddie Ellington: "What's next?! Johnny, did you see Goldie hesitate in that ring?! Did you see her struggle?! The Coven will exploit this in the worst way!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, what a match! Goldie Locks proves she belongs in this fight, but the war is far from over between the Blonde Bombshells and the Witch’s Coven!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, yeah, Johnny—just don’t be surprised when Goldie disappears from competition for good after what happens next!"
[The show cuts to commercial break before the next match.]
MATCH 5 - Rudolph and Van Helsing Vs Kong and Ogre (with Dr. Frankenstein)
VS
[The commercial break ends, and the camera cuts back to the ring, where Louie Linville stands ready, microphone in hand, his energy electric as he prepares to introduce the participants.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined 485 pounds… the reigning NPCW Champion, the fighter of the people, RUDOLPH! And his tag team partner, the legendary vampire hunter himself… VAN HELSING!"
[The crowd erupts in cheers as Rudolph and Van Helsing step onto the stage. Rudolph raises his championship belt high above his head, while Van Helsing clenches his fists, focused and ready for war. Both men stride confidently toward the ring, fueled by the cheers of the NPCW Universe.]
Johnny Michaels (pumped): "And here they are, folks! NPCW Champion Rudolph and the ever-dangerous Van Helsing! This feud with Monster Bash has been raging for months, and tonight, another chapter unfolds!"
Eddie Ellington (scoffing): "Yeah, yeah, Johnny—cheer for them all you want! But let’s not pretend they’re walking out of this match in one piece!"
Louie Linville: "And their opponents, accompanied by Dr. Frankenstein… weighing in at a monstrous combined 685 pounds… the terrifying titans of destruction… MONSTER BASH’S KONG & OGRE!"
[The atmosphere shifts as deep, foreboding music plays. Kong and Ogre stomp onto the stage, their size imposing, their presence undeniable. Dr. Frankenstein cackles at their side, motioning toward the ring with menacing confidence as his monstrous creations descend toward battle.]
Johnny Michaels: "Look at the sheer power of Monster Bash! Kong and Ogre are destruction incarnate, and with Dr. Frankenstein pulling the strings, they are more dangerous than ever!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Johnny, please! Do you really think Rudolph and Van Helsing stand a chance?! Kong and Ogre have ended careers! If Rudolph wanted to keep that title, he should’ve run and hid like a good little reindeer!"
[The bell rings, and immediately, Kong lifts Rudolph into the air, showing off his immense strength before driving him down with a Gorilla Press Drop.]
Johnny Michaels: "Right out of the gate, Kong manhandles Rudolph with that Gorilla Press Drop! And look at Dr. Frankenstein—he loves this!"
Eddie Ellington: "As he should, Johnny! This is what happens when Rudolph pretends he’s invincible! Guess what, champ? You’re not!"
[Rudolph tries to fight back with a Double Punch, but Kong counters with a Snap Mare, tossing him across the ring.]
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph is struggling! Kong isn’t letting him breathe!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "What did I say, Johnny? Rudolph is going to get mauled tonight!"
[Van Helsing tags in, and the match shifts as he and Rudolph double-team Kong. Rudolph kicks Kong out of the ring, forcing the referee to start the count! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… Kong makes it back just in time.]
Johnny Michaels: "Kong just makes it back! The quick teamwork of Rudolph and Van Helsing is paying off!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, don’t get too excited, Johnny! Kong isn’t just some lumbering fool—he knows what he’s doing!"
[Kong turns the tide again, landing a massive Diving Headbutt that shakes the ring, knocking Van Helsing flat!]
Johnny Michaels: "Kong levels Van Helsing with that headbutt! Look at the impact!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, that’s the sound of victory, Johnny!"
[Van Helsing fights back with a Holy Crossface submission attempt, trying to keep Kong under control! Kong refuses to tap, proving his endurance.]
Johnny Michaels: "Van Helsing trying to wear Kong down—but Kong will not submit!"
Eddie Ellington: "You think Kong is going to tap to some vampire hunter’s tricks?! Come on, Johnny!"
[The battle rages until Van Helsing lands a devastating Powerslam, allowing Rudolph to tag in for the final stretch.]
Johnny Michaels: "Powerslam connects! Here comes Rudolph—he’s ready to finish this!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah? Finish getting pinned, maybe!"
[Rudolph charges and lands a perfect Cross Body Block on Kong! He covers—1…2…3! The referee counts the pinfall!]
Louie Linville: "Here are your winners—RUDOLPH and VAN HELSING!"
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph and Van Helsing win! Another victory against Monster Bash!"
Eddie Ellington (frustrated): "This is rigged! Someone check that referee—there’s no way Kong just lost! Anyway isn;t interesting Van Helsing did all the work and Rudolph just tags in to get the pin for himself?"
[Dr. Frankenstein fumes at ringside, shouting at Kong and Ogre, clearly frustrated with the outcome. Meanwhile, Rudolph and Van Helsing celebrate in the ring, soaking in the cheers of the crowd.]
Johnny Michaels: "You know Dr. Frankenstein isn't happy! What does this mean for Monster Bash moving forward?"
Eddie Ellington: "It means they’re going to wreck Rudolph the next chance they get!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, what a battle! This feud keeps heating up—and something tells me Monster Bash is not done yet!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "Monster Bash doesn’t lose, Johnny! This was a fluke, and Rudolph is going to pay for it!"
[The crowd is still roaring as Rudolph and Van Helsing make their way up the ramp, victorious against Kong and Ogre. But their celebrations are short-lived. The arena lights shift, darkening ominously, and a chilling melody plays over the speakers. On the JumboTron, massive red letters flash:
"THEY LIVE, THEY LIVE, THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION!"
[Out from the shadows of the entrance ramp step Frankenstein’s Monster and Dragon King, standing like sentinels of chaos. Their presence alone is enough to freeze the moment in place. Rudolph and Van Helsing halt at the top of the ramp, eyes locked on the looming figures, immediately readying themselves for an attack.]
Johnny Michaels (urgently): "Oh NO! This isn’t over, folks! We’ve got company—Frankenstein’s Monster and Dragon King are here!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning smugly): "Johnny, you look surprised! You shouldn’t be! Rudolph just stole another win—AGAIN! And you know Dr. Frankenstein is going to make him pay!"
[In the ring, Dr. Frankenstein stands livid, his eyes ablaze with fury as Kong and Ogre shake off the defeat, their frustration palpable. With the mic in hand, the mad scientist sneers, lifting his arms wide.]
Dr. Frankenstein (mocking): "RUDOLPH, YOU COWARD! You were afraid to meet Kong one-on-one! Instead, you changed the match, hid behind Van Helsing, let him do all the heavy lifting—and then swooped in for the pin, just like you did at Madness!"
[The crowd BOOS loudly at the accusation, some defending their champion, others unsure. Rudolph’s face contorts in anger as he shakes his head, shouting "NOT TRUE!" toward the ring.]
Johnny Michaels: "That is a BLATANT LIE! Rudolph did not dodge Kong—he fought tonight!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Oh come on, Johnny! Are we watching the same show? Van Helsing carried that match, and Rudolph picked up the scraps—he’s a paper champion, and Dr. Frankenstein knows it!"
[Rudolph starts stepping toward the ring, fists clenched, but Van Helsing quickly grips his shoulder, stopping him. He shakes his head, trying to keep Rudolph level-headed.]
Dr. Frankenstein (with eerie delight): "But your luck is running out, Rudolph! You have no more places to hide!"
[The crowd’s energy intensifies, sensing something HUGE about to happen. Frankenstein’s Monster and Dragon King begin stepping forward, closing in slowly. Every movement feels calculated, methodical.]
Johnny Michaels: "The crowd can feel it! They want a fight, but Rudolph needs to be careful here!"
Eddie Ellington: "Careful?! He should just hand over the title now, Johnny—make it easier on himself!"
[Dr. Frankenstein pulls a thick, official-looking document from inside his coat, holding it high.]
Dr. Frankenstein (gleeful): "I have here an unbreakable contract, ENDORSED by Commissioner Cratchit—a ONE-ON-ONE match… NEXT WEEK… against the Alpha Monster for the NPCW Championship!"
[A deafening reaction from the crowd—mixed emotions, excitement, concern, anticipation. The energy is suffocating.]
Dr. Frankenstein (smirking): "Now tell me, champion—are you brave enough to sign on the dotted line?"
[Rudolph’s nostrils flare as he STORMS toward the ring, his frustration boiling over. He slides in, standing nose-to-nose with Dr. Frankenstein, unafraid. Van Helsing watches his back cautiously, ready to pounce if necessary.]
Johnny Michaels: "He’s going for it! Rudolph isn’t backing down!"
Eddie Ellington: "Big mistake! HUGE mistake! This is the LAST thing Rudolph should be doing!"
[Without hesitation, Rudolph SNATCHES the contract from Dr. Frankenstein’s grasp, briefly scanning it before gripping the pen.]
[The crowd chants "SIGN IT! SIGN IT! SIGN IT!" as Rudolph slashes his signature across the paper in bold strokes. The fans erupt in applause, chanting his name, as he tosses the signed contract back at Frankenstein, hitting his chest.]
Dr. Frankenstein (laughing maniacally): "Oh, Rudolph, you just sealed your fate!"
[Frankenstein’s Monster and Dragon King step forward slightly, but Dr. Frankenstein motions for them to hold off—his smile widening, knowing next week the real battle begins.]
Johnny Michaels: "It’s OFFICIAL! Rudolph will face Frankenstein’s Monster NEXT WEEK for the NPCW Championship!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning wickedly): "And that, Johnny, is the moment Rudolph made the biggest mistake of his career!"
[The camera captures Rudolph standing firm, Van Helsing just behind him, ready for anything. Dr. Frankenstein cackles, Kong and Ogre seething behind him, and Frankenstein’s Monster watching intently, already envisioning next week’s carnage.]
[The scene fades to black as NPCW heads to commercial, the crowd deafening with anticipation.]
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW - ROBIN HOOD AND THE MERRY BAND
[The commercial break ends, and the show cuts to the backstage interview area, where Smooth Samantha stands poised, microphone in hand, ready to introduce her next guests. The backdrop behind her is emblazoned with the NPCW logo, and the energy in the arena is buzzing in anticipation of the upcoming title match.]
Smooth Samantha (brightly, her signature energy unwavering): "NPCW Universe, welcome back to Polar Power! Standing beside me right now is one of the most charismatic, cunning, and confident competitors in the NPCW—he is the leader of the Merry Band, the challenger for tonight’s Northern Lights Championship, and the man who swears he can outwit even the fiercest of beasts… ROBIN HOOD! And, of course, alongside him, his trusted allies—Friar Tuck, Little John, and the ever-determined Maid Marion!"
[The camera pans as Robin Hood steps forward with his signature smirk, tipping his feathered cap slightly to Samantha. Friar Tuck chuckles heartily, Little John nods in approval, and Maid Marion, arms crossed, watches cautiously, already anticipating Robin’s antics.]
Smooth Samantha: "Robin, tonight is the night! You finally have your shot at the Northern Lights Championship! What’s running through your mind as you prepare to step into the ring against Big Bad Wolf?"
[Robin Hood rubs his chin, his smirk widening as he steps closer to Samantha, the confidence practically radiating off him.]
Robin Hood: "Ah, my dear Samantha, what a wonderful question from a woman far lovelier than the title I am about to claim…"
[Marion lets out an audible huff of disapproval, rolling her eyes as Friar Tuck and Little John exchange knowing glances.]
Robin Hood (continuing smoothly): "I’ll tell you exactly how I’m feeling—I am absolutely certain that I will walk away tonight as YOUR new Northern Lights Champion! The reign of that beastly Wolf is nearing its end, and in its place? A ruler with grace, style, and—dare I say—irresistible charm."
[Robin winks dramatically at Samantha, causing Marion to tighten her arms across her chest, clearly unimpressed. Friar Tuck clears his throat to stifle laughter.]
Smooth Samantha (professional but with slight amusement): "Confident as ever, Robin. But tell me—how do you feel about the fact that this match has a 15-minute TV time limit? That’s not much time to dethrone the champion!"
[Robin’s smile flickers ever so briefly, surprise flashing across his face. But being Robin Hood, he quickly regains composure, exuding his signature bravado.]
Robin Hood (laughing lightly, recovering smoothly): "Ah, my dear Samantha, 15 minutes may seem short, but I assure you—it is more than enough time for me to dispatch the Wolf. After all, when one is fueled by the support of such lovely fans as yourself…"
[Robin gently lifts Samantha’s hand, holding it ever so delicately before bringing it to his lips for an exaggerated kiss.]
[The air thickens immediately as Samantha’s eyes sharpen. Marion steps forward, fists clenched, preparing to step in—but before she can, Samantha YANKS her hand back and delivers a sharp slap across Robin’s face! The crack echoes through the backstage area as Robin stumbles slightly, blinking in shock.]
Smooth Samantha (with unshakable confidence): "Robin, you need to QUIT with your ways and concentrate on your matches! Enough of your unwanted advances, and keep your lips to yourself!"
[Friar Tuck and Little John try desperately to stifle laughter, shaking their heads at Robin’s bruised ego. Marion, however, grins widely in satisfaction, arms still crossed, but her expression utterly victorious.]
Robin Hood (rubbing his cheek, bewildered): "Samantha… I… I assure you, it was all in good fun…"
Smooth Samantha (cutting him off, unapologetic): "Save it for the ring, Robin! That’s where your focus should be!"
[Without another word, Samantha turns on her heel and storms out of frame, leaving Robin standing there, completely stunned.]
Friar Tuck (grinning, whispering to Little John): "Mark this day, John—Robin Hood finally met someone immune to his charm!"
Little John (laughing quietly): "And finally got the slap he deserved!"
[Marion simply smirks, shaking her head as Robin slowly turns toward the Merry Band, his ego bruised as deeply as his cheek. The scene fades to black as the Merry Band exchanges smug looks before heading toward the entrance ramp for Robin’s match.]
Johnny Michaels (laughing as the camera transitions to the ring): "Eddie, I cannot believe what we just saw—Samantha slapped Robin Hood clean across the face!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning wickedly): "Johnny, that was the best thing I’ve seen all night! Finally—SOMEONE shutting Robin Hood down! Maybe, just maybe, he’ll actually focus in his match now!"
Johnny Michaels: "Well, folks, it’s time for our next match let’s go to the ring where Louie is ready to make introductions …"
MATCH 6 -Twinkle Vs Wicked Witch (with The Coven)
VS
[The scene transitions back to the ring, where Louie Linville stands in the spotlight, preparing to introduce the competitors. Twinkle, already in the ring, nervously shifts from foot to foot, clearly uneasy about the challenge ahead.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, already in the ring… she is known for her agility and dazzling speed, the bright spark of NPCW… TWINKLE!"
[The crowd gives a polite reaction, though there's an underlying tension in the air—everyone knows Twinkle might be way out of her depth tonight.]
Johnny Michaels: "You have to feel for Twinkle here, Eddie—she looks nervous right now, and honestly, who can blame her? She’s about to face the Queen of the North herself!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Oh, Johnny, please! Twinkle doesn’t belong in the same arena as Wicked Witch! She’s not just out of her league, she’s in the wrong sport! This is like sending a fairy into a dark enchanted forest!"
Louie Linville: "And her opponent, accompanied by the Witch’s Coven—Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and Grizelda—she is the Queen of the North Champion, the Mistress of Dark Sorcery… WICKED WITCH!"
[The arena shudders as eerie mist pours from the stage, swirling around the entrance. Wicked Witch steps forward in her long, flowing cloak, and the Queen of the North Title belt around her waist her expression one of pure menace. At her sides, Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and Grizelda stalk forward, each exuding their own sinister presence. Wicked Witch lifts her arms, and the entire ring is bathed in green light. The crowd reacts with a mix of fear and awe.]
Johnny Michaels: "This entrance is pure intimidation, Eddie! Twinkle must be absolutely terrified!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, she should be, Johnny! This isn’t just a wrestling match—this is a curse! Wicked Witch and the Coven are going to break her!"
[The bell rings, and immediately, the Coven works their magic, causing the lights to darken! Twinkle flails around in confusion, unable to react properly.]
Johnny Michaels: "The Coven is already interfering! Twinkle can't even see where Wicked Witch is!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Oh, this is glorious! She hasn’t even thrown a punch and she’s already lost!"
[As the lights return, Wicked Witch goes to work. She grabs Twinkle and delivers a brutal Swinging Neckbreaker, sending her crashing to the mat!]
Johnny Michaels: "Wicked Witch wasting no time—Twinkle is already in trouble!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, Twinkle is like a deer in headlights—except this deer is about to get run over!"
[Twinkle tries to rally, hitting a Diving Forearm Smash, but Wicked Witch shrugs it off and responds with a DDT!]
Johnny Michaels: "Twinkle showing some fight! But Wicked Witch shuts her down with that DDT!"
Eddie Ellington: "That was adorable, Johnny! Twinkle thought she had a chance! What a joke!"
[Wicked Witch lands a devastating Black Magic Backbreaker and goes for the pin, but Twinkle reverses it! Twinkle tries for her own pin—only for Wicked Witch to reverse again! A chaotic sequence unfolds before Wicked Witch kicks out, leaving Twinkle gasping for air.]
Johnny Michaels: "Twinkle almost stole it! But Wicked Witch won’t let that happen!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, Twinkle stealing anything would be her biggest magic trick ever!"
[Just as Twinkle tries to mount another attack, the Coven STRIKES—throwing green mist into her eyes! Twinkle stumbles back, clutching her face, blinded by the dark magic!]
Johnny Michaels: "OH COME ON! The Coven just blinded Twinkle!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing hysterically): "Johnny, this is too good! Twinkle didn’t stand a chance, and now she’s got permanent mist vision! I love it!"
[The referee, Slow-Count Sam, hesitates (as usual), but finally makes the call—Wicked Witch is disqualified due to the Coven’s interference!]
Louie Linville: "Here is your winner, as a result of disqualification… TWINKLE!"
Johnny Michaels: "She won?! Twinkle won?! But—she can’t even see!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, this is a travesty! Wicked Witch should be holding that victory, not Twinkle fumbling around like a lost fairy!"
[Wicked Witch and the Coven are furious. They surround Twinkle, ready to finish what they started—but suddenly, the Blonde Bombshells rush in from the crowd, sliding into the ring and coming to Twinkle’s aid!]
Johnny Michaels: "The Bombshells are here! Dorothy, Alice, and Goldie—charging in to save Twinkle!"
Eddie Ellington (groaning): "Oh great, the wannabe revolutionaries are back! Can someone please get them out of here?!"
[The Coven realizes the Bombshells are not to be trifled with and quickly retreat up the ramp, Wicked Witch glaring furiously at Goldie Locks before disappearing into the mist.]
Johnny Michaels: "This isn’t over, Eddie! Wicked Witch and the Coven aren’t done with Twinkle or the Bombshells!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh trust me, Johnny—Wicked Witch is going to make sure the Bombshells regret this interference!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, Twinkle survives tonight, barely. But Wicked Witch and her Coven will be seeking revenge! What’s next for the Bombshells?"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Disaster, Johnny! That’s what’s next!"
MATCH 7 - Donner Vs Frankenstein’s Monster (with Dr. Frankenstein)
VS
[The ring clears, and Louie Linville stands tall, preparing to introduce the next contest. The crowd buzzes in anticipation, knowing this match will have serious implications in the ongoing war between NPCW Champion Rudolph and Monster Bash.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, representing the Reindeer Coalition… weighing in at 258 pounds… the powerhouse of the stable… DONNER!"
[The crowd erupts in cheers as Donner steps onto the stage, raising a fist toward the fans before striding down the ramp with determination. He knows he’s stepping into the ring against a true monster tonight, but he refuses to back down.]
Johnny Michaels: "Donner is ready for battle, but Eddie, you have to wonder—can he really take down Frankenstein’s Monster tonight?"
Eddie Ellington (laughing smugly): "Oh come on, Johnny! You really think one reindeer can stop the most unstoppable force in Monster Bash?! This is about to be a demolition! I hope Donner took out extra insurance!"
[Suddenly, the JumboTron flashes with giant, blood-red letters: ‘THEY LIVE, THEY LIVE, THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION!’ The eerie, guttural scream of Dr. Frankenstein cuts through the arena:]
Dr. Frankenstein (screaming over the speakers): "THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION!"
[The stage glows in an eerie green hue, and from the shadows steps Frankenstein’s Monster, towering over the entrance ramp, his movements slow but calculated. Beside him, Dr. Frankenstein cackles, motioning dramatically toward the ring.]
Louie Linville: "And his opponent, accompanied by Dr. Frankenstein… representing Monster Bash… weighing in at 320 pounds… the Alpha Monster himself… FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER!"
[The crowd BOOS loudly as Frankenstein’s Monster stomps toward the ring, unbothered by their reaction, laser-focused on destruction.]
Johnny Michaels: "Just look at this sight, Eddie! Frankenstein’s Monster is an absolute menace! This isn’t just a match—it’s an onslaught waiting to happen!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Johnny, this is the moment Donner realizes he picked the wrong fight! This is Monster Bash territory—he’s about to get wrecked!"
[The bell rings, and Donner wastes no time, charging forward and slamming into Frankenstein’s Monster with a Reindeer Gorge Running Headbutt! The crowd ROARS as the big man absorbs the impact, barely budging!]
Johnny Michaels: "Donner striking first—but Frankenstein’s Monster barely felt it!"
Eddie Ellington: "Johnny, hitting this monster with a headbutt is like running into a brick wall! It’s adorable that he’s trying, though!"
[Dr. Frankenstein shouts from ringside, feeding his creation strategies, but Donner fights through the mind games, landing a devastating Thunderclap Powerbomb, shaking the ring!]
Johnny Michaels: "Donner with a HUGE Powerbomb! He’s trying to put Frankenstein’s Monster away early!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, yeah, but look—Frankenstein’s Monster is already recovering! You can’t stop what you can’t kill!"
[Frankenstein’s Monster retaliates with a Choke Slam, crushing Donner into the mat with force!]
Johnny Michaels: "That Choke Slam nearly sent Donner through the canvas!"
Eddie Ellington: "And that’s called physics, Johnny! You can’t fight gravity, and you definitely can’t fight Frankenstein’s Monster!"
[Donner tries to battle back, landing a Shooting Star Press, getting the crowd fired up! But Monster Bash refuses to relent.]
Johnny Michaels: "Donner still in this! He refuses to back down!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s called false hope, Johnny! Frankenstein’s Monster is just waiting to put him down for good!"
[With time running down, Dr. Frankenstein distracts the referee while Frankenstein’s Monster lands a brutal Axe Handle Smash, sending Donner reeling!]
Johnny Michaels: "Come on! Dr. Frankenstein distracting the referee—it’s a setup!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "Johnny, that’s called strategy! The mad doctor is playing chess, while Donner is stuck playing reindeer games!"
[Frankenstein’s Monster hooks the leg—1…2…3! The referee counts the pinfall! The match is over!]
Louie Linville: "Here is your winner… FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER!"
Johnny Michaels: "Monster Bash wins again! Frankenstein’s Monster dominates!"
Eddie Ellington: "As expected, Johnny! Now let’s see if Donner can walk out of here—because I doubt it!"
[Before Donner can escape, Kong, Ogre, and Dragon King rush the ring, surrounding him! The beatdown begins! The crowd BOOS loudly as Monster Bash pummels Donner into the mat!]
Johnny Michaels: "COME ON! This is a mugging!"
Eddie Ellington (gleeful): "This is a statement, Johnny! Monster Bash is sending a message!"
[Dr. Frankenstein grabs a bloodied Donner, holding him up for the camera, sneering sinisterly.]
Dr. Frankenstein (laughing maniacally): "RUDOLPH—THIS WILL BE YOU NEXT WEEK!"
[The crowd explodes, knowing exactly what this means—Rudolph’s fate is sealed!]
Johnny Michaels: "They’re targeting Rudolph! Monster Bash is setting the stage for next week!"
Eddie Ellington: "And Rudolph left for the night! What kind of champion abandons his team?! I love this!"
[Just then, Vixen, Dancer, and Blitzen STORM the ring! The Reindeer Coalition fights back, clearing Monster Bash out of the ring and rescuing Donner!]
Johnny Michaels: "The cavalry has ARRIVED! Vixen, Dancer, and Blitzen coming in hot!"
Eddie Ellington: "Too little, too late, Johnny! The damage is DONE!"
[Monster Bash retreats to the entrance ramp, grinning, knowing the war with Rudolph is far from over. The show fades to black with a battered Donner being helped up by his stablemates.]
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, next week—RUDOLPH vs. FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER for the NPCW Championship! Can Rudolph survive?"
Eddie Ellington (laughing smugly): "No, Johnny! He can’t! This championship reign is about to go up in flames! I cannot wait!"
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW - BIG BAD WOLF AND THE WOLF PACK
[The scene transitions to the backstage interview area, where Smooth Samantha stands with microphone in hand, the tension palpable. The air feels charged—as if something wild is about to break loose. Standing beside her, radiating pure swagger and dominance, is the Northern Lights Champion, the Big Bad Wolf. His championship belt gleams around his waist, resting atop his signature unbuttoned vest.]
[Leaning into his chest, running a hand over it with a smirk, is Moonshadow, the fierce and enigmatic enforcer of the Wolf Pack. Behind them, The Howlers lurk—silent but deadly, their presence alone enough to send chills down the spine.]
Smooth Samantha (professional yet focused): "NPCW Universe, we are moments away from the Northern Lights Championship match, and I am here with the champion himself—Big Bad Wolf—along with The Wolf Pack! Big Bad Wolf, how are you feeling heading into your title defense against Robin Hood?"
[A beat of silence. Then, as if in perfect unison, The Howlers throw their heads back and let out a bone-chilling, piercing howl—AWWOOOOO! The eerie sound reverberates through the arena, sending a ripple of unease through the NPCW Universe.]
Big Bad Wolf (grinning, adjusting his belt): "Well now… how am I feeling? Oh, Samantha, I feel like I do on every hunt the Pack takes… calculated, hungry, deadly."
[Wolf pauses, his grin widening into something feral—his eyes locking onto the camera.]
Big Bad Wolf: "Robin? Ha. That little bandit? He’s gonna wish he never left Sherwood Forest after I get done with him tonight. He thinks this is gonna be a fairytale? Oh no… this is gonna be a horror story, and the ending? He’s prey."
[Wolf turns slightly, catching Samantha’s gaze now—leaning just a little closer.]
Big Bad Wolf (smirking): "You know, Samantha… I like a woman with some bite."
[Moonshadow snarls suddenly and nips at Wolf’s arm playfully—her sharp teeth grazing his skin. Wolf merely chuckles, unfazed.]
Moonshadow (low growl): "Only I bite him…"
[Samantha straightens slightly but remains composed, her professionalism unwavering.]
Big Bad Wolf (chuckling): "And I must say, Samantha—you got bite. That little slap you gave Robin earlier? Mm, that was gold. But trust me, that won’t be the only time he gets slapped down tonight… nah, nah… he’s gonna walk away with his tail tucked between his legs.
And when I’m through? He’s gonna wish he stayed lost in the forest."
AWWOOOOO!
[The Pack lets loose another haunting howl, and as if on cue, the sound of Louie Linville introducing them in the ring echoes through the hallway.]
Smooth Samantha (quickly wrapping up): "And with that, NPCW Universe—it’s time! Big Bad Wolf heads to the ring to defend his Northern Lights Championship! Let’s see if Robin Hood can survive the hunt!"
[The Wolf Pack begins moving toward the entrance, their presence commanding, their energy predatory. Moonshadow stays close to Big Bad Wolf, The Howlers moving as one cohesive, menacing unit. The scene fades to black as they disappear down the hallway, walking into the roaring arena.]
Johnny Michaels (excitedly): "Eddie, that was unsettling! The Wolf Pack is locked in! Robin Hood better be ready!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "Johnny, what did I tell you?! Robin Hood is stepping into a wolf’s den! He’s about to get devoured!"
MAIN EVENT - NORTHERN LIGHTS TITLE MATCH Robin Hood VS Big Bad Wolf (Champion)
VS
[The camera cuts to Louie Linville in the ring, standing tall under the bright lights, ready to introduce the combatants for the final match of the night. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation, knowing that the Northern Lights Championship is on the line.]
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for your MAIN EVENT! This contest is for the Northern Lights Championship and will be fought under a 15-minute TV time limit!"
[The fans react loudly, their energy surging as Louie continues.]
Louie Linville: "Introducing first, the challenger—representing The Merry Band… weighing in at 217 pounds… he is the outlaw of NPCW, the leader of Sherwood’s finest… ROBIN HOOD!"
[Robin Hood steps onto the entrance ramp—but something is different. His usual flirtatious swagger is replaced with pure determination. There are no playful grins, no stolen kisses, no interactions with the crowd. He marches straight down the ramp, eyes locked on the ring, ignoring the hands stretched out for high-fives. As Big Bad Wolf’s backstage interview plays on the JumboTron, Robin stands dead center in the ring, arms crossed, watching it intently, preparing himself for war.]
Johnny Michaels (noting Robin’s change in demeanor): "Eddie, look at Robin Hood—he’s locked in! No games tonight, no flirtation—he looks all business!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Yeah, Johnny, because he knows what’s coming! Robin is scared! He’s finally realizing that this isn’t some charming storybook adventure—he’s about to be hunted by the Wolf!"
Louie Linville: "And introducing his opponent… accompanied by The Wolf Pack… weighing in at 252 pounds… he is the Northern Lights Champion, the most dangerous predator in NPCW… BIG BAD WOLF!"
[The arena plunges into darkness as the sound of deep, guttural howling fills the speakers—AWWOOOOO! The eerie cry echoes through the venue, sending chills down the backs of the fans. As Big Bad Wolf steps onto the stage, flanked by his loyal enforcers, his title belt gleams under the spotlight, his grin wicked.]
[Walking down the ramp, he stares directly at Robin Hood, a smirk playing on his lips. Then, as he nears ringside, his eyes catch sight of a female fan in the front row wearing a WOLF PACK GROUPIE T-shirt. Chuckling, he casually approaches her, lifts her hand… and mockingly kisses it, his eyes never leaving Robin Hood’s.]
Johnny Michaels: "Oh, come on! Big Bad Wolf just mocked Robin Hood right to his face! That’s blatant disrespect!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "HA! It’s mind games, Johnny! The Wolf knows exactly how to get under Robin’s skin—and look at Robin, he’s furious! I LOVE THIS!"
[Wolf sneers at Robin, then slides into the ring with controlled swagger, handing his title belt to the referee. The tension skyrockets as the competitors stand face to face, the crowd electrified.]
Match Begins: Minute-by-Minute Breakdown
[The bell rings, officially kicking off the Northern Lights Championship Match!]
Minute 1:
[Big Bad Wolf and Robin Hood lock up immediately, but the Wolf Pack interferes right away—a double attack that sends Robin staggering! He recovers quickly, launching himself into a Senton, landing clean!]
Johnny Michaels: "Of course! Immediate interference from the Wolf Pack—Robin has to fight three battles at once!"
Eddie Ellington: "Hey, Johnny, the Wolf Pack protects their leader! That’s how a pack works—Robin should’ve learned by now!"
Minute 2:
[Robin Hood shakes off the ambush, landing another Senton, keeping the pressure on Big Bad Wolf! The champion absorbs the hit but remains standing.]
Johnny Michaels: "Robin Hood staying aggressive! He knows he can’t afford wasted time!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh sure, Johnny, but let’s see how long that strategy works—Big Bad Wolf is built for endurance!"
Minute 3:
[Robin stuns Big Bad Wolf with a Arrow’d End Stunner! The crowd erupts as the champion wobbles!]
Johnny Michaels: "STUNNER! Robin is fighting back!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah? Well, Big Bad Wolf ain’t human, Johnny—this guy always recovers!"
Minute 6:
[Robin Hood retaliates against The Wolf Pack at ringside, sending them running to the back! It’s now one-on-one for the rest of the match!]
Johnny Michaels: "YES! Robin Hood just sent the Wolf Pack running! Now it’s just him and Big Bad Wolf!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh no! Now the Wolf has to fight fair! Somebody call emergency services!"
Minute 9:
[Robin Hood plants Big Bad Wolf with a Package Piledriver, nearly securing a pinfall!]
Johnny Michaels: "ROBIN HOOD HITS THE PILEDRIVER! This could be it!"
Eddie Ellington: "No way! You think a pile driver is enough?! The Wolf is just getting started!"
Minute 12:
[Big Bad Wolf traps Robin in the Lycan Lock (Dragon Sleeper), squeezing the fight out of him, but Robin refuses to tap!]
Johnny Michaels: "Robin won’t quit! He refuses to tap to the Lycan Lock!"
Eddie Ellington: "He should! Johnny, there’s no shame in quitting when your lungs stop working!"
Minute 15 (Final Minute):
[Big Bad Wolf locks in an Abdominal Stretch, draining Robin Hood’s energy! The bell rings—TIME EXPIRES!** The match is declared a DRAW—Big Bad Wolf retains the title!]**
Louie Linville: "After 15 minutes, this match has been declared a draw! Big Bad Wolf retains the Northern Lights Championship!"
Johnny Michaels: "A DRAW?! Robin Hood had him!"
Eddie Ellington (laughing): "And that’s why the Wolf stays on top, Johnny! He played the long game, and now he’s still champ!"
Final Thoughts from Commentary
Johnny Michaels: "Robin Hood came so close! But time ran out—Big Bad Wolf escapes with the title!"
Eddie Ellington: "Escapes?! He survived! And that means Robin failed! HA!"
AN UPDATE ON SANTA
[The match has ended, and the camera transitions back to the announce desk, where Johnny "The Mic" Michaels and Eddie "The Expert of Elocution" Ellington sit, catching their breath after another electrifying night of NPCW action.]
Johnny Michaels: "What a show tonight, folks! From the misfits causing mayhem to Robin Hood almost dethroning Big Bad Wolf, and of course, Monster Bash sending another chilling message ahead of next week’s title match! NPCW never disappoints!"
Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Yeah, yeah, Johnny—tell yourself that while Rudolph walks into disaster next week. And let’s not forget—the Masters of Mayhem versus the Yukon Trappers! Third match in a row for Mason and Negropolis—what a miracle they’re still standing!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, next week is going to be massive! But before we go tonight, we have a special update from KC Rogers on the one and only Santa Claus!"
[The show transitions to a scene inside Santa’s Workshop, its cozy glow illuminating the surroundings. NPCW’s own backstage correspondent, KC Rogers, stands front and center, dressed in her signature green dress and extra-large glasses, radiating enthusiasm.]
KC Rogers (brightly): "Welcome, NPCW fans! Before we sign off tonight, I’m joined by the one and only SANTA CLAUS, who has an update on his condition! Santa, take it away!"
[The camera zooms out, revealing Santa Claus himself, seated comfortably in his grand chair. His presence is warm, reassuring, his trademark red suit crisp, though a hint of bandages peeks from under his sleeve—a reminder of his recent injury.]
Santa Claus (smiling warmly): "Thank you, KC Rogers! And hello to all the good little boys and girls in the NPCW Universe! I know I haven’t been on TV these last few weeks, but I want to assure everyone—I am doing fine! I am healing nicely and hoping to be back in action come June!"
[The crowd watching from the arena cheers loudly, their excitement undeniable.]
Santa Claus (chuckling): "And while I’ve been recovering, I’ve taken the time to update my Naughty and Nice List—and let me tell you, NPCW… I am disappointed! There are far too many naughty wrestlers running wild! But fear not! When I return, I’ll be issuing more than lumps of coal to them… HO HO HO!"
[KC Rogers grins before shifting topics.]
KC Rogers: "Santa, speaking of healing—you were recently spotted at HCW’s Critical Mass! And with your absence in NPCW, some believe you’re preparing to move on..."
[Santa lets out a hearty laugh, shaking his head.]
Santa Claus (grinning): "Move on?! HO HO HO! Don’t fear—Mrs. Claus and I are NPCW for life! We’re not going anywhere anytime soon!"
KC Rogers (curious): "Then why the interest in HCW?"
Santa Claus (leaning forward slightly): "Well, I’ve been hearing whispers… grumblings about dark forces influencing NPCW, coming from HCW. And I wanted to look into things myself."
KC Rogers (eyes wide, intrigued): "Ohhh, do tell, Santa! I love a good mystery!"
Santa Claus (chuckling knowingly): "Well, KC, it’s a story for another time… but let’s just say, nobody needs to worry. NPCW has fine wrestlers willing to stand and defend this company!"
KC Rogers: "You mean like current NPCW Champion Rudolph?"
Santa Claus (nodding firmly): "Yes, exactly like Rudolph! I know there have been rumors about his legitimacy as champion—but let me tell you, they are baseless! They’re about as fake as sugar-free maple pops! Rudolph earned that title—he’s a great fighting champion of the people!"
Santa Claus (more serious): "I’ve left him alone so that he could forge his own path. And guess what? He’s doing just that! Guiding NPCW just like he’s guided my sleigh HO HO HO!"
[Santa glances at KC with a warm smile.]
Santa Claus: "And now, KC, it’s getting late, and all the good little boys and girls need to get their rest!"
KC Rogers (grinning): "Santa, thank you for your time! And NPCW Universe, we hope you enjoyed tonight’s show! Have a great night, and we’ll see you NEXT WEEK!"
[The show switches back to Johnny and Eddie for final thoughts.]
Johnny Michaels: "And there you have it, Eddie—Santa is doing fine, and he isn’t going anywhere! But now, I really want to know what this dark force business is all about!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Oh please, Johnny! I don’t buy into Santa’s secrets! What I care about is Rudolph getting wrecked next week by Frankenstein’s Monster!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe—don’t miss next week! The Misfits of Mayhem take on the Yukon Trappers, and Rudolph defends his NPCW Championship against Frankenstein’s Monster! Will he retain, or will Monster Bash claim the throne?! Tune in to find out!"
[The scene fades out as the NPCW logo flashes on the screen, marking the end of another thrilling night of wrestling!]
Northern Belles Commercial – Premiering May 17 on NSFWA Network
[As the final scene of Polar Power fades to black, the screen transitions into an electrifying montage, showcasing the female superstars of NPCW in their most dynamic, hard-hitting moments. Pulsing music underscores the visuals, building anticipation for something huge.]
Montage Highlights:
Mrs. Claus delivering her Rolling Pin Forearm Smash, intensity blazing in her eyes as she takes down a challenger.
Pearl the Tooth Fairy flying off the ropes, executing her Tooth Buster Bulldog, sending her opponent crashing into the mat.
Wicked Witch laughing menacingly, mist swirling around her as she stands with her Coven—Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and Grizelda—ready to wreak havoc.
Goldie Locks fighting off the Coven with Dorothy and Alice, wielding a kendo stick with fierce determination.
Moonshadow, snarling alongside Big Bad Wolf, showing off her raw strength as she takes down an opponent with a ruthless suplex.
Sugar Plum Fairy soaring through the air with a Sugar Rush Splash, showcasing agility and heart.
Regina and Malice of the Queens of Punishment, standing tall after dismantling a rival team, their dominance undeniable.
Maid Marion, Mina Harker and Scarlett Howl teaming up against the Queens of Punishment.
The Blonde Bombshells, posing confidently in the center of the ring, knowing they are here to make history.
[As the montage builds, the final frame zooms in on the powerful logo boldly displayed.]
PREMIERING MAY 17 ON NSFWA NETWORK
Johnny Michaels: "There it is, folks! Northern Belles is coming May 17! The best of NPCW’s women’s division, ready to show the world what they’ve got!"
Eddie Ellington (grinning): "And you know it’s gonna be chaos, Johnny! Rivalries, drama, title fights—this show is gonna shake up NPCW!"
Johnny Michaels: "NPCW Universe, don’t miss it! Northern Belles—May 17 on NSFWA Network!"
[The screen fades to black, leaving the NPCW Universe buzzing with anticipation]
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