Aired - May 25, 2025
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SHOW OPENING
[As the commercial fades to black, Episode 0010 of Polar Power begins with its opening segment …]
(Cue dramatic visuals—icy winds swirling, northern lights glowing, and a deep, powerful voice-over.)
"From the frozen depths of the North… where strength is forged in the heart of winter… This is NPCW's POLAR POWER!"
(Quick montage of NPCW’s fiercest competitors in action—brutal slams, aerial maneuvers, and intense rivalries.)
Spotlighted Moments:
Rudolph squaring off against the four members of Monster Bash – A tense stare-down as Frankenstein’s Monster, Kong, Ogre, and Dragon King slowly advance. Rudolph clenches his fists, preparing to take on the monsters alone.
Big Bad Wolf fighting Nutcracker Captain – Slow-motion impact of Wolf slamming Nutcracker Captain, securing the Northern Lights Championship victory.
Jack Frost and Frosty facing off in a match during their long standing feud.
Blonde Bombshells vs. Wicked Witch & The Coven – Dorothy, Goldie, and Alice wield kendo sticks, expertly fighting off an attack from Wicked Witch, Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and Grizelda in a fierce battle of tactics vs. power.
Mrs. Claus vs. Sugar Plum Fairy – A clash of styles, showcasing Mrs. Claus’s raw power against Sugar Plum Fairy’s aerial agility, ending in a high-risk mid-air counter.
Robin Hood dodging a strike and countering with precision – A showcase of quick reflexes and tactical skill, proving that speed can overcome strength.
Krampus brutalizing an opponent – Heavy strikes, power slams, and ruthless control, proving that no one is safe from his merciless offense.
Santa pinning Belsnickel for the NPCW Championship.
(Heavy drumbeat intensifies—camera cuts to a sweeping view of the roaring crowd.)
"Tonight, the cold doesn’t slow them down—it fuels their fight! Champions will rise, challengers will clash, and the road to glory begins right here!"
"This… is POLAR POWER!"
Brought to you by Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House …
THIS WEEK’S LOOKAHEAD
[After the opening montage ends graphics detailing the matches airing tonight begin to display with KC Rogers voicing over the details …]
WELCOMING SEGMENT
[The show fades in from its opening recap, transitioning to a sweeping shot of the roaring NPCW crowd. Fans are on their feet, signs waving, energy at an all-time high as Polar Power prepares to deliver yet another unforgettable night.]
Among the sea of NPCW diehards, we see passionate supporters holding up signs and wearing T-shirts, showcasing their favorite wrestlers and factions:
"Rudolph – NPCW’s Guiding Light!"
"Blonde Bombshells – KABOOM!"
"The Wolf Pack is on the Hunt!"
"The HOUSE Always WINS!"
"Wicked Witch Casts Her Spells on NPCW!"
"SANTA CLAUS – CHAMPION 4 LIFE!"
The camera then zooms in on a increasingly larger group of fans in the audience—each wearing fake penguin beaks and flippers, waving signs in support of Flippers with enthusiastic chants:
"FLIPPIN' OUT FOR FLIPPERS!"
"I FLIP FOR FLIPPERS!"
"#FLIPPERNATION!"
“CERTIFIED FLIPPERMANIAC”
“PENGUIN POWER BABY!”
The NPCW faithful are fired up and ready for action as the show transitions to KC Rogers standing by in the ring.
(The screen fades to the ring, where KC Rogers stands, microphone in hand, with NPCW Commissioner Bob Cratchit and Special Advisor to the Commissioner, Ebenezer Scrooge, standing beside her. Cratchit clutches a large velvet bag, looking worn down—a man constantly pulled between his NPCW duties and his role as a Junior Accountant at Scrooge and Marley's Counting House. Meanwhile, Scrooge stands smugly, his usual air of superiority on full display, his twisted smirk betraying just how much he enjoys being the center of authority.)
KC Rogers: "NPCW Universe—welcome to Polar Power Episode 10! And before we kick off tonight’s action, Commissioner Cratchit has a special announcement that I think you’re all going to want to hear!"
(The crowd cheers wildly, eager for the reveal.)
(KC pivots toward Cratchit, who takes a deep breath before addressing the crowd.)
Bob Cratchit: "It is an honor to be here tonight with such wonderful fans."
(Scrooge rolls his eyes dramatically, waving a hand as if to hurry Cratchit along.)
Scrooge: "Yes, yes, delightful fans, blah blah blah. Get to the point, Cratchit—time is money!"
(The crowd boos, unimpressed with Scrooge’s impatience.)
Bob Cratchit: "Alright, alright! Tonight, we need the current NPCW Champion—Rudolph—to join us in the ring!"
(The arena erupts into deafening cheers as Rudolph’s music hits! The camera zooms in on the ramp, where Rudolph appears—without the NPCW Championship Belt, which was destroyed last week in the brutal main event against Frankenstein’s Monster from Monster’s Bash.)
(Rudolph acknowledges the fans as he makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands and nodding to the crowd.)
(Once in the ring, Cratchit turns to Rudolph, microphone in hand.)
Bob Cratchit: "Rudolph—during last week’s match against Frankenstein’s Monster, the NPCW Title was irreparably damaged…"
(Before he can finish, Scrooge suddenly interrupts.)
Scrooge: "Yes, yes—when YOU, Rudolph, tripped Frankenstein’s Monster while he was trying to HAND YOU the title!"
(The crowd erupts into deafening boos, outraged at Scrooge’s blatant lie.)
(Rudolph glares at Scrooge, his expression darkening, but he remains silent for now.)
Bob Cratchit: "Regardless of how it happened, we cannot have the champion carrying around a broken belt. So, a new NPCW title was commissioned and created—forged by the master craftsmen of the Dwarven Metalsmith Guild!* And tonight, it is my pleasure to present you with your new title belt!"*
(Cratchit reaches into the velvet bag, carefully pulling out the new NPCW Championship Belt and holding it up for the camera. The title gleams under the bright lights, its modernized design sleek and finely crafted—a true upgrade!)
(Rudolph looks closely at the belt, noticing what’s missing—there is no image or name of Santa Claus anywhere on it. A flicker of subtle relief passes through his expression.)
(But then—Rudolph notices the side plates… and his smile fades slightly. Instead of something traditional, the logos of Scrooge & Marley’s Counting House are displayed proudly on both sides.)
Scrooge: "And thanks to Scrooge & Marley’s Counting House, we have a real championship worthy of NPCW’s leader!"
(Cratchit hands the belt to Rudolph, who stares at it for a long moment, his fingers running over the intricate metalwork.)
(Finally, Rudolph hoists the title belt high into the air, displaying it for the roaring crowd.)
Rudolph: "It is my honor to accept this new title belt, and I will defend it with pride, with honor, and as the FIGHTING CHAMPION of the people!"
(The crowd erupts in cheers, but Rudolph’s expression quickly shifts to determination.)
(Rudolph turns his attention toward the hard cameras.)
Rudolph: "Now, Alpha Monster—we still have unfinished business! You tried to bash my skull in with the old belt, and you destroyed it in the process!"
(Scrooge shakes his head dramatically, waving his hand.)
Scrooge: "Oh PLEASE! What nonsense! Stop making excuses, Rudolph!"
*(Suddenly, the jumbo-tron flashes, displaying a yellow screen with the ominous words: “THEY LIVE… THEY LIVE… THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION.”
(The narration booms over the speakers, Dr. Frankenstein’s sinister voice filling the arena.)
(At the top of the ramp, the monstrous faction Monster’s Bash appears—Frankenstein’s Monster, Kong, Ogre, and Dragon King—flanked by Dr. Frankenstein himself!)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Little baby deer!* You have NO IDEA the true power of the Monsters! And the true power of my ALPHA MONSTER!"*
(On cue, Frankenstein’s Monster lets out a guttural growl, echoed by the other monsters in the group.)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Last week, you only escaped because of that short time limit the match had! If you were to face Alpha Monster in a TRUE sixty-minute match, your title would be OURS!"
(Rudolph bristles at the accusation, stepping toward the ropes.)
Dr. Frankenstein: "But let’s cut to the chase, ‘FIGHTING CHAMPION’—you’re too much of a coward* to make that match happen!"*
(Rudolph, growing more enraged, moves toward the ropes.)
Rudolph: "I am NO COWARD, Doctor! If it’s a fight you want, then come down here RIGHT NOW, and we’ll have a match TONIGHT!"
(The crowd erupts, eager to see the rematch.)
(Before anything escalates further, Scrooge steps forward, sensing a major money-making opportunity.)
Scrooge: "Now, hold on there! It’s the Commissioner who makes the matches—and if the two of you fight right now, it would be unsanctioned—and wouldn’t be televised!"
(The crowd explodes into boos.)
(Cratchit steps forward, shaking his head.)
Bob Cratchit: "If you two want to wrestle tonight, then I will grant you a tag team match—you each choose a partner and meet later tonight!"
(Dr. Frankenstein grins sinisterly, stepping forward.)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Then so be it!* Tonight, Alpha Monster and Kong will team up against you, Rudolph—and whatever fool you can find to be your partner!"*
(Suddenly—the ominous music of the Hunter’s Enclave hits!)
(The jumbotron flashes, revealing Van Helsing.)
Van Helsing: "Rudolph!* I have told you that I will always have your back—and tonight, I will gladly stand beside you as your partner!"*
*(Rudolph nods toward Van Helsing, his partner secured!)
KC Rogers: "Well, there you have it, folks—a HUGE match added to tonight’s main event!* Stay tuned—because we are just getting started!"*
(The screen fades to commercial, the buzz of the match announcement electrifying the crowd.)
NEW MATCH ADDED FOR TONIGHT
(After the commercial break, the camera cuts to the NPCW announce desk, where Johnny “The Mic” Michaels and Eddie “The Expert of Elocution” Ellington are seated, ready to kick off the night’s action.)
(Johnny, always the seasoned professional with an enthusiastic tone, straightens his jacket while Eddie, smirking like only he can, leans back confidently, arms crossed.)
Johnny Michaels: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Polar Power Episode 10! We’ve got an unbelievable lineup tonight, including a brand-new match announced just moments ago!"
"But before we get into that, Eddie, I’ve got to talk about the elephant in the room—or, in this case, the title belt in the room!"
"Our NPCW Championship has been officially replaced, and while I can appreciate the craftsmanship of this new title—one thing stands out, and that’s the Scrooge & Marley Counting House branding splattered across the side plates!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, come on, Johnny! Do you really want to argue business logic with THE Ebenezer Scrooge? That title belt isn’t just a championship—it’s an investment! A finely crafted piece of excellence! And let’s not forget—the old belt was DESTROYED thanks to Rudolph and his lack of belt-handling etiquette!"
Johnny Michaels: "You can call it an investment if you want, Eddie, but all I see is corporate branding stamped onto a belt that’s supposed to symbolize the heart and soul of NPCW!"
Eddie Ellington: "And what exactly did the old belt symbolize, Johnny? It had Santa Claus on it—and look how well that worked out for it! Absolutely obliterated, thanks to Frankenstein’s Monster, and now Rudolph’s walking around like he’s the martyr of the century!"
Johnny Michaels: "I think Rudolph sees this as a fresh start, Eddie—the belt no longer bears Santa’s name, but he’s still carrying himself like a fighting champion!"
Eddie Ellington: "A champion who better keep that belt far away from destruction this time—or you can bet Scrooge will have a deduction waiting in his paychecks!"
Johnny Michaels: "Speaking of the champion—Rudolph has found himself another fight tonight! He’s teaming up with Van Helsing against Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong from Monster’s Bash!"
Eddie Ellington: "And what a mistake THAT is! Johnny, you tell me—what part of last week’s beating made Rudolph think round two was a good idea? The Alpha Monster is bigger, stronger, and angrier than ever!"
Johnny Michaels: "I think Rudolph wants justice, Eddie. He didn’t get the decisive victory he wanted last week—and now, with Van Helsing in his corner, he’s hoping for a different result tonight!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh please—Van Helsing? You mean the guy who hunts shadows and thinks garlic is a battle tactic? Trust me, Rudolph’s odds aren’t looking any better—if anything, Monster’s Bash is looking at this match as a way to finish the job once and for all!"
Johnny Michaels: "Alright folks, it’s time to get to our first match of the night—a six-man tag battle* featuring the Reindeer Coalition’s Prancer, Comet, and Blitzen taking on the Flying Monkeys!"*
"Let’s send it to the ring where NPCW’s own Louie Linville is standing by!"
MATCH 1 -
(The camera transitions to the ring, where Louie Linville stands poised, microphone in hand, ready to kick off the night’s first matchup.)
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall with a 20-minute time limit!"
"Introducing first—representing the Flying Monkeys, a team that embodies pure chaos, aerial destruction, and unpredictability—HERE COME THE FLYING MONKEYS!"
(The Flying Monkeys storm onto the stage, flipping wildly and screeching toward the ring.)
Johnny Michaels: "Always unpredictable, always dangerous—the Flying Monkeys are looking to turn this match into absolute madness!"
Eddie Ellington: "Exactly—what better strategy than pure chaos? These Monkeys don’t care about technique, Johnny—they just want to cause destruction!"
Louie Linville: *"And their opponents—representing the Reindeer Coalition—the trio known for *speed, teamwork, and calculated execution—PRANCER, COMET, and BLITZEN!"
(The Reindeers step onto the ramp, a focused determination on their faces as they head toward the ring.)
Johnny Michaels: "The Reindeer Coalition has been a force in NPCW—their teamwork and strategy have kept them near the top of the tag division!"
Eddie Ellington: "Strategy? HA! Strategy means nothing when your opponents are FLYING AT YOU LIKE A PACK OF WILD ANIMALS! This isn’t about teamwork, Johnny—it’s about survival!"
[Minute 1]
Johnny Michaels: "And we’re off! Blitzen comes roaring into the ring, and almost immediately he lands his trademark Reindeer One Two—a brutal double punch—that stuns Flying Monkey #1, who fights back with a swift Headlock Takeover!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! Look at Blitzen doing what reindeer do best—throwing the old textbook strikes. Meanwhile, our nimble Monkeys are starting off a bit slow. They’re hardly the high-flying spectacle we were promised!"
(Blitzen tags out to Prancer, while Flying Monkey #1 tags out to Flying Monkey #2.)
[Minute 2]
Johnny Michaels: "Now Prancer steps into the action. He charges with a running shoulder tackle that shakes things up, but Flying Monkey #2 responds with a savage back smash!"
Eddie Ellington: "Sure, Prancer’s got that old-school muscle, but come on—the flying antics we get from the Monkeys are what really electrify the crowd. It’s about speed, not just brute force, and our Monkey is proving it—if only he could keep his momentum!"
[Minute 3]
Johnny Michaels: "Here’s where chaos truly sets in—the Flying Monkeys unite! Flying Monkey #2, along with his cohorts Flying Monkey #1 and #3, launch a coordinated double-team on Prancer. They hit him with a barrage: an aggressive back smash, a crushing right-hand smash, and a stalling vertical suplex!"
Eddie Ellington: "Now that’s the kind of teamwork I’m talking about—if only the Reindeer Coalition knew how to fly as high as our Monkeys! Instead, they’re stuck trying to defend against these aerial maniacs, and it’s getting ugly!"
(Prancer struggles to fend off the onslaught as the Monkeys work in tandem.)
[Minute 4]
Johnny Michaels: "Prancer rallies and launches himself back into the fray! He meets Flying Monkey #2 with a running headbutt that leaves his opponent reeling. But the Monkeys aren’t backing off—they’re out to prove a point."
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, right, Johnny. Every time Prancer thinks he’s got a chance, our Monkey nearly makes a comeback. And yet, these reindeer have this stubbornness that sometimes turns into pure luck!"
[Minute 5]
Johnny Michaels: "Now Prancer ups the ante with a Pull the Reigns Clothesline, sending Flying Monkey #2 crashing to the mat. The aggressiveness is relentless from the Coalition!"
Eddie Ellington: "Relentless? More like outdated! The Monkeys bring innovation to every move, but these reindeer are playing the same tired, overused plays. It’s like watching an old VHS tape on repeat!"
[Minute 6]
Johnny Michaels: "Prancer isn’t letting up—he repeats that deadly Pull the Reigns Clothesline, and once again, Flying Monkey #2 can’t stave off the punishment. This coalition is proving to be a relentless machine!"
Eddie Ellington: "Sure, if you’re content with clumsy brute force. I’ve seen our Monkeys pull off moments of brilliance before—they deserve more than this reindeer runaround!"
[Minute 7]
Johnny Michaels: "The action continues as Prancer delivers a running shoulder tackle that rocks Flying Monkey #2. The Reindeer Coalition is in control, but the Monkeys are still fighting hard!"
Eddie Ellington: "Control? Don’t make me laugh, Johnny. This is nothing more than sheer luck for the reindeer. Given the chance, our Monkeys would have them dancing on their antlers!"
[Minute 8]
Johnny Michaels: "Again in the eighth minute, Prancer hits another running shoulder tackle on Flying Monkey #2, and once more, the Monkeys absorb the punishment and struggle to mount a comeback."
Eddie Ellington: "Always the same worn-out moves from the Coalition! Our Monkeys are practically begging for a little fresh, innovative offense—but instead, they get the same old routine!"
[Minute 9]
Johnny Michaels: "Now the Flying Monkeys regroup and launch a full-scale double-team assault. Flying Monkey #2, joined by Flying Monkey #1 and #3, hits Prancer with an elbow drop, followed by a savage headlock takeover and then a standing dropkick. The sheer ferocity is on display!"
Eddie Ellington: "Finally, a flash of what we were promised! But even with this impressive display of aerial artistry, the aging Reindeer Coalition is holding their ground—however, it’s clear they’re just lucky more often than not!"
[Minute 10]
Johnny Michaels: "Prancer answers back in the tenth minute, launching into a counterattack and managing to throw Flying Monkey #2 out of the ring! The ref’s count is underway, and our Monkey is scrambling back to the action!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ah, the classic desperate throw—nothing our Monkeys haven’t done before to save face. They might be agile, but tonight, the reindeer are just having a field day!"
[Minute 11]
Johnny Michaels: "With the momentum swinging, Prancer now teams up with Blitzen—the Coalition shows its solidarity by executing a synchronized double punch, followed by a brutal back breaker on Flying Monkey #2!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s what I’m talking about—these reindeer might be heavy and slow, but they get the job done, even if it’s by accident. Our Monkeys were clicking until now—it's a shame to see them getting steamrolled!"
[Minute 12]
Johnny Michaels: "Prancer remains relentless, hitting Flying Monkey #2 with a running headbutt, leaving him on the defensive once again."
Eddie Ellington: "Yeah, I still say our Monkeys deserved a chance to shine. But when you’re up against a Coalition that’s been coasting on luck, even a running headbutt can tip the scales—unfortunately for the Monkeys!"
[Minute 13]
Johnny Michaels: "In a high-flying exchange, Prancer unleashes his signature move—a flying maneuver they call Prancer’s Prance. Flying Monkey #2 responds with a vicious eye rake as he goes for the pin."
Eddie Ellington: "And wouldn’t you know it—the reindeer are trying to pin our Monkey again! It’s a familiar, pathetic sight from the Coalition, and our monkey isn’t buying it, barely kicking out in a last-ditch effort!"
[Minute 14]
Johnny Michaels: "Prancer sends Flying Monkey #2 out of the ring with a tough throw-out-of-the-ring maneuver, and the poor Monkey struggles, barely making the count as he scampers back in!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at that desperation! That’s the difference between our graceful Monkeys and these lumbering reindeer—it's all about speed and elegance, which the Coalition seems to lack entirely!"
[Minute 15]
Johnny Michaels: "Now Prancer looks to finish things off with a wristlock—he applies it expertly, and Flying Monkey #2 can’t escape the pressure. Prancer tags out, leaving Blitzen in the ring."
Eddie Ellington: "Tag him out? These reindeer are scrambling and clinging to victory like a bunch of old toys! Meanwhile, our Monkeys are wasting their time with the same tired tactics."
[Minute 16 – Finale]
Johnny Michaels: "In a stunning climax, Blitzen steps into the ring with a burst of energy. He lifts Flying Monkey #2 high and launches into a spectacular Shooting Star Press! The impact is thunderous—Flying Monkey #2 is down, and the referee counts the pin!"
Eddie Ellington (grumbling): "Well, I’ll be—those reindeer somehow finish it off. It’s a disgrace, yet here we are! The Coalition wins, and once again, the outdated and clumsy methods of the Reindeer Coalition snatch victory from under our high-flying Monkeys!"
Johnny Michaels: "And there you have it, folks! The Reindeer Coalition emerges victorious tonight in a hard-fought six-man tag match!"
Eddie Ellington: "I still say the Flying Monkeys oughta run circles around these old reindeer. But tonight, luck was on the Coalition’s side, and the flying circus just didn’t deliver the goods."
(The camera pans over the retiring Reindeer Coalition as they celebrate, while the Flying Monkeys regroup in frustration. The crowd cheers as the match call concludes.)
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW -
DEMONIC LEGION
(The scene transitions backstage, where Smooth Samantha stands in the NPCW interview area, microphone in hand. The lighting is dim and ominous, casting eerie shadows across the walls as the Demonic Legion—Krampus, Lilith, Jack Frost, and Abaddon—waits for their turn to head to the ring. Their presence alone radiates menace, their dark energy palpable.)
(Samantha, always professional, maintains her composure, but there's a slight hesitation in her voice—an understandable reaction when standing face-to-face with a faction of terrifying, otherworldly competitors.)
Smooth Samantha: "Hey, NPCW Universe! We are backstage with the Demonic Legion, moments before their matchup against Grinch Heyman’s Snake Pit!"
(She shifts her stance slightly, keeping a cautious distance.)
"Krampus—you’ve been very vocal about your thoughts on the Snake Pit. How are you feeling heading into tonight’s match?"
(Krampus lets out a deep, guttural laugh, his chest rising as he throws his head back in amusement.)
Krampus: "Feeling? Feeling?! You dare speak of feelings when addressing the Legion of Demons?"
(He snarls, stepping forward as Samantha instinctively leans back slightly.)
"The Snake Pit are NOTHING compared to us. Their pathetic victory a few weeks ago? A fluke! Since then, what have you seen? They’ve floundered like newborn eels, slithering aimlessly, pretending to be snakes!"
"I mean, losing to the Wizard’s Warriors last week? What a JOKE! Heyman’s so-called foundation is cracking—NO! It is crumbling under the pressure we bring! And tonight—"
(Krampus sneers, his teeth flashing in the dim light.)
"Tonight, the Demonic Legion delivers the final blow!"
Smooth Samantha: "Well, Jack, some might say—your match against Leiton Snake didn’t go in your favor…"
(Before she can finish her sentence, Jack Frost abruptly steps forward, his icy glare cutting through the tension.)
Jack Frost: "That match was STOLEN from me!"
(His voice sharpens, his hands balling into fists.)
"Leiton Snake got LUCKY—I don’t know what twisted forces intervened that night, but make NO mistake—"
(He pauses, his icy breath visible in the cold backstage air.)
"Tonight, luck will NOT be in their favor!"
(Lilith, poised yet dangerously cunning, steps forward—her eyes gleaming with delight.)
Lilith: "Heyman and his scaley little creatures will BUCKLE under the demonic forces of the Legion."
(Her voice is silken yet venomous, dripping with confidence.)
"The Legion ascends tonight, now that the rotting albatross of Grinch Heyman has been removed from our yoke! He thought he could control us—he thought he could manipulate our destruction! But we are not his tools—we are the creators of chaos!"
(She narrows her eyes, directing her focus toward the camera.)
"And tonight—Krampus will bring the fury of hell down upon Noven Snake… and show NO mercy."
(With Lilith’s final declaration, the entire Demonic Legion erupts into thunderous laughter—a chilling, echoing sound that reverberates through the backstage area.)
(Samantha, visibly relieved that the interview has reached its conclusion, takes a small step back as the Legion, without another word, turns and strides toward the entrance ramp, heading out for their match.)
(As the Legion disappears from the frame, Samantha releases a quiet exhale, regaining her composure.)
Smooth Samantha: "Well—that was the Demonic Legion, and clearly, they are confident heading into tonight’s battle against Snake Pit!"
(She flashes a professional smile before transitioning.)
"Stay tuned, NPCW Universe—because this next match is about to be absolute carnage!"
(The scene fades, cutting to the ring, where the battle between the Legion and Snake Pit is moments away.)
MATCH 2 -
(The camera zooms in on the ring, where the legendary Louie Linville stands, ready to introduce the combatants for the second match of the night.)
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for ONE FALL!"
"Introducing first—the Alpha Demon of NPCW—representing the Demonic Legion—he is the terrifying manifestation of nightmares, the bringer of chaos—KRAMPUS!"
(The arena plunges into darkness—a deep, growling echo fills the space as fire erupts along the stage. The entrance theme is a mix of eerie chanting and deep, guttural roars.)
(Emerging from the abyss, Krampus strides forward—accompanied by his Demonic Legion allies—Lilith, Abaddon, and Jack Frost. Their presence alone sends shivers through the crowd as the Alpha Demon stomps toward the ring.)
(His eyes glow red, his horns catching the flickering light of the flames as his monstrous aura radiates pure dread.)
Johnny Michaels: "Every time this man enters an NPCW ring, it feels like pure hell itself has descended! Krampus isn’t just an intimidating presence—he’s absolute carnage embodied!"
Eddie Ellington: "Let’s be honest, Johnny—Krampus is unstoppable. The Demonic Legion has shed the baggage of Heyman, and tonight, the Snake Pit is about to learn what it means to face pure evil!"
Louie Linville: "And his opponent—representing Snake Pit, led by Grinch Heyman—he is the calculating serpent, the relentless warrior—NIVEN SNAKE!"
(Snake Pit’s entrance theme hits—dark, hissing synth beats that signal treachery. Niven Snake steps onto the stage, flanked by Grinch Heyman, Tobias Snake, and Leiton Snake.)
(Heyman, ever the schemer, wears a smug expression—his hands clasped behind his back, radiating unshakable confidence.)
(The tension skyrockets as both factions lock eyes—the arena feeling one moment away from total anarchy.)
(Honest Abe, ever the referee of reason, immediately sees the trouble brewing.)
(Before things spiral out of control, he waves his arms, barking directives—forcing Jack Frost, Abaddon, Tobias, and Leiton Snake to retreat backstage, leaving only the competitors and their managers, Lilith and Heyman, at ringside.)
(The atmosphere remains electrifyingly tense—both factions watching one another like predators.)
Johnny Michaels: "Abe isn’t taking any chances tonight—he saw what could happen with both groups at ringside, and now, we’re down to just Krampus, Niven, and their managers!"
Eddie Ellington: "Good call, honestly—this match needs no distractions, no interference. Krampus is about to make a statement against Snake Pit, and the last thing he needs is extra bodies in the way!"
(The bell rings, and Krampus immediately takes control—catching Niven Snake off guard with a devastating Demonic Driver—a crushing Tombstone Piledriver!)
Johnny Michaels: "RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! Krampus isn’t wasting ANY time—he just planted Niven Snake into the canvas with that brutal piledriver!"
(Outside the ring, Grinch Heyman yells at Honest Abe—he grabs his mobile phone and smashes it against the mat in frustration.)
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, look at Heyman—already throwing a tantrum! Maybe if his precious Snake Pit had actual backbone, they wouldn’t be on the receiving end of a demonic beatdown!"
(Niven Snake, trying to rally, fires off a Superman Punch! Krampus staggers slightly, but does not go down.)
Johnny Michaels: "Niven Snake finally finds an opening—that Superman Punch connects, but Krampus is STILL standing!"
Eddie Ellington: "Of course he’s standing, Johnny! You think a single punch is going to topple the Alpha Demon? Krampus absorbs punishment like it’s fuel for more chaos!"
(Krampus retaliates with Holiday Havoc—a flurry of savage punches and kicks that drive Niven Snake into the ropes.)
Johnny Michaels: "Look at those strikes—Krampus is pummeling Niven with relentless aggression!"
*(But Niven Snake finds a sliver of opportunity—he dodges a final kick and hits a Drive-By Apron Dropkick! Krampus takes the impact but glares at Snake, unfazed.)
Eddie Ellington: "See, Johnny—Snake is throwing everything* he’s got at Krampus, and nothing’s sticking! You could throw an entire army at Krampus, and he’d still be standing there, laughing!"*
(As Krampus lines up for his next attack, Heyman is whispering something to Niven Snake—his smug confidence still intact.)
Johnny Michaels: "Heyman looks way too comfortable over there—like he’s got something up his sleeve!"
Eddie Ellington: "Of course he does, Johnny! He always does! But the question is—will it even WORK against Krampus?"
(Despite Heyman’s scheming, Krampus locks in his devastating submission—EVIL EMBRACE (Cross Arm Choke)! Niven Snake struggles, his face contorted in pain.)
Johnny Michaels: "KRAMPUS HAS IT LOCKED IN—EVIL EMBRACE!"
(Snake tries to break free, but the pressure is too much. He raises his hand—then taps out!)
Eddie Ellington: "THAT’S IT! KRAMPUS JUST CHOKED THE LIFE OUT OF NIVEN SNAKE!"
(Honest Abe calls for the bell—Krampus stands tall, victorious!)
(Lilith grins, stepping into the ring beside him—while Heyman shakes his head, visibly annoyed, though still maintaining his usual confidence.)
Johnny Michaels: "Krampus dominates tonight, securing a decisive victory over Niven Snake!"
Eddie Ellington: "And look at Heyman—this man just won’t admit defeat, even when his protégé just tapped out! But mark my words, Johnny—he’s planning something big, and whatever it is, it’s not good!"
*(As Krampus celebrates, Heyman walks away, murmuring to himself, keeping that sinister smirk intact.)
MATCH 3 -
Louie Linville (Announcer): "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall under a 15‑minute time limit! First, making their way to the ring — hailing from the dark depths of the Dominion, the Misfits of Mayhem, please welcome Negropolis and Madman Mason, accompanied by manager Ace MacDougal and mascot Flippers!"
(The camera pans over an ever–growing fan section—devotees decked out in penguin beaks and wings, holding up signs in support of Flippers and the Misfits. The roar is deafening.)
Johnny Michaels: "Look at that, folks! A tidal wave of support crashing over for the Misfits tonight! You’ve never seen a crowd this wild—though, I’m not sure this isn’t just a bunch of overexcited cosplayers trying to distract us."
Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Oh, please, Johnny. That so‑called tidal wave is nothing more than a flurry of bubble‐gum fandom. Everyone knows these clowns, especially little Flippers—a so-called emotional support animal —are just the poster children for a half‑baked revolution. The real heavyweights in tonight’s match are the Polar Bears."
(Onstage, Negropolis and Madman Mason make their way to the ring. Negropolis, looking a bit gobsmacked by the cheering masses, murmurs nervously to Mason in a hushed tone.)
Negropolis (quietly, to Mason): "I can’t believe these people—look at them! They’re practically throwing feathers at us!"
Madman Mason (grinning broadly): "Don’t get jittery now—just give ’em a show and let Flippers do his little dance. This is our moment!"
(Ace MacDougal clambers along for the ride, grinning at every cheer as they enter the ring.)
Louie Linville (continuing): "Now, and appearing next—the fierce and unyielding NPCW tag team champions, the Polar Bears!"
(The arena darkens as the champions make their entrance—Polar Bear 1 and Polar Bear 2 stroll down the ramp exuding supreme confidence wearing the NPCW Tag Team Title Belts. They stop at the ring and stare down the Misfits, practically daring them to make a move. Notably, Polar Bear 2 glances at Flippers and smacks his lips as if he’s about to enjoy a midnight snack. Immediately, Mason pulls Flippers back protectively, as the adorable underdog stands his ground.)
Johnny Michaels: "Look at that swagger! The champions, the Polar Bears are in complete control—calm, cool, and collected, almost as if they expect this match to be a cakewalk."
Eddie Ellington (sneering): "Yeah, they strut down here like they’re on a Sunday stroll. Meanwhile, the Misfits are practically shaking in their boots. And that flailing little Flippers—give me a break! I wouldn’t trust him to hold a paper bag, let alone lead a revolution."
[Minute 1] Johnny Michaels: "And here we go! Right out of the gate, Polar Bear 1 and Polar Bear 2 combine for a devastating double-team on Madman Mason! With a vicious ‘Claw at Face’ followed immediately by a swirling ‘Snowstorm Spin,’ the champions set a brutal tone!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at that! The Polar Bears make quick work of Mason—even with all the buzz around the Misfits, it’s clear the champions know what real power looks like. I mean, come on, these guys could snap a twig—and leave those misfit chumps crying in the corner!"
[Minute 2] Johnny Michaels: "Polar Bear 1 shifts into a crisp Neckbreaker while Polar Bear 2 follows up with another devastating Snowstorm Spin! But wait—Madman Mason isn’t down yet—he somehow reverses the double-team and lands a big Power Bomb!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! That was a desperate move, Johnny. Mason’s power bomb is nothing compared to the coherent brutality we see from the Polar Bears. They’re simply in a league of their own!"
[Minute 3] Johnny Michaels: "Mason once again hits with a thunderous Power Bomb, driving the momentum back in his favor for a moment there."
Eddie Ellington: "Don't get too excited, Misfits fans. While Mason may get one or two bursts, the Polar Bears’ resilience always shines through. The champions might look tired for a split second, but it’s all just part of their master plan!"
[Minute 4] Johnny Michaels: "With unyielding aggression, the champions return to double-team Mason—another sequence of the perfectly timed ‘Claw at Face’ and ‘Snowstorm Spin’ sends Mason reeling again!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the old reliable, folks. Every time these Misfits think they're turning the tide, the Polar Bears remind them why they hold the title. It’s almost like they’re doing it on autopilot—if you could call that impressive consistency!"
[Minute 5] Johnny Michaels: "Now, the Polar Bears ramp up the pressure! They hit Mason with a massive punch with paw and follow that up with a ruthless Claw at Face. Mason staggers under the onslaught!"
Eddie Ellington: "Sure, Johnny, if you want to call that an effort from the Misfits. Mason is getting bombarded like a bad joke, and there’s no punchline in sight—except for the champions laughing all the way to the finish."
[Minute 6] Johnny Michaels: "Here’s a brutal double-team combo as Polar Bear 1 and Polar Bear 2 lock in with a ferocious Bear Hug followed by a Northern Lights Drop that leaves Mason reeling!"
Eddie Ellington: "I’ll tell you one thing, Johnny—when you see that kind of teamwork, you know you’re up against professionals. The Polar Bears are simply untouchable, and Mason is paying the price for his misfit choices!"
[Minute 7] Johnny Michaels: "In an astonishing twist, the champions shift focus with Polar Bear 2 launching into an Artic Avalanche—a running body slam from the corner—and Mason retaliates with a Vertical Suplex of his own!"
Eddie Ellington: "Vertical Suplex? That’s the desperate cry of a misfit trying to keep up. The Polar Bears, on the other hand, are executing movements so smooth and methodical you’d think they were choreographed by the gods of ice!"
[Minute 8] Johnny Michaels: "Now here’s where the tide turns—the Misfits get a little help from their friends! Madman Mason teams up with Negropolis as they launch a combined double-team assault on Polar Bear 1. Mason executes a spinebuster slam while Negropolis delivers a flying elbow that sends shockwaves through the ring!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! Look at Negropolis—finally showing some semblance of leadership. But even with this tag team of terror, it’s more spit and less polish compared to the refined brutality of the Polar Bears!"
[Minute 9] Johnny Michaels: "Polar Bear 1 rallies, unleashing a savage Full Nelson Maul that turns the momentum back on Mason and Negropolis! The champions are not going away without a fight!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s right, Johnny—these Polar Bears are proving that every time the Misfits try to make a statement, the champions come back harder and wiser. And let’s be honest—the misfit style is all flash and no substance compared to this level of class!"
[Minute 10] Johnny Michaels: "In a wild sequence, Madman Mason fires off a power bomb and Negropolis slaps him with a move they call ‘The Bitch Slap!’ But Polar Bear 1 isn’t finished—he locks in his devastating Polar Clutch, leaving the Misfits fighting for survival!"
Eddie Ellington (mocking): "Oh, please! That’s about as moving as a wet noodle compared to what the champions bring to the table. The Polar Bears make it look so effortless—while the Misfits are left scrambling like headless chickens!"
[Minute 11] Johnny Michaels: "As Polar Bear 1 shows no signs of slowing down, he attempts a lightning-fast maneuver, only to be met by Mason countering with a vicious Vertical Suplex. Then, after a brief tag, Polar Bear 1 is replaced by Polar Bear 2, who re-enters with authority!"
Eddie Ellington: "Polar Bear 2 always comes in when you least expect it, and boy, does he deliver. It’s like watching poetry in motion—if that poetry were written in ice and muscle! The Misfits really ought to have thought twice before challenging champions of this caliber!"
[Minute 12] Johnny Michaels: "Now Polar Bear 2 wastes no time! He slides into action with a sharp Claw at Face, only for Mason to answer with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex before tagging out to Negropolis. The pace is unbelievable tonight!"
Eddie Ellington: "I’ll give you this, Johnny—the Misfits have some spirit. But spirit alone isn’t enough when you’re up against pure, hard-hitting precision like the Polar Bears. And, for the record, Ace and Flippers might as well be on the sidelines with those amateur moves."
[Minute 13] Johnny Michaels: "In the thirteenth minute, Polar Bear 2 launches an Artic Avalanche—a thunderous running body slam—and Negropolis counters with a move ominously dubbed Black Doom! The tension is at a fever pitch as the champions nearly secure the pin!"
Eddie Ellington: "Black Doom? Don’t make me laugh! It’s all talk from the Misfits. The Polar Bears nearly had it locked up, but those misfit clowns somehow managed to kick out. I’ll tell you—they’re all flash, no finish!"
[Minute 14] Johnny Michaels: "Here we go! In the fourteenth minute, we see Polar Bear 1 and Polar Bear 2 combine once again—delivering a massive punch with paw followed by a primal growl that rattles the Misfits. But Negropolis isn’t giving in—he reverses the assault with a devastating Doom Bomb!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, come on! Negropolis might get a few cheers—but it’s just a temporary blip in the relentless precision of the champions. The Polar Bears are the embodiment of dominance tonight, and the Misfits are scrambling to keep up!"
[Minute 15 – Final Minute] Johnny Michaels: "And now, with the clock winding down, the final minute sees Polar Bear 1 and Polar Bear 2 delivering one last assault—a Full Nelson maul and a savage Claw at Face combo on Negropolis! The intensity is off the charts as both teams battle tooth and nail!"
Eddie Ellington: "Despite a valiant effort from the Misfits, it’s clear that the champions have the upper hand. The Polar Bears are leaving no doubt—they’re the class act that this ring demands, while the misfit antics of Negropolis and Mason just won’t cut it."
Johnny Michaels: "As the bell rings, the match is declared a draw! The Polar Bears are furious, and the Misfits wear their pride on their sleeves—standing toe-to-toe against the champions tonight."
Eddie Ellington (snidely): "Furious? More like frustrated that these misfits never learn—they’ll always be chasing a dream they’re never meant to catch. And for that matter, I wouldn’t trust Flippers to lead a charge if his life depended on it!"
(The camera pans over the emotional faces of both teams—while the Polar Bears glare in indignation, the Misfits of Mayhem, though proud of holding the champions at bay, can’t hide their mischievous satisfaction.)
Johnny Michaels (closing): "That’s it for MATCH 3, folks—a non-title clash that proves even the mighty Polar Bears can be pushed back by a determined group of challengers, though not without paying the price!"
Eddie Ellington: "Indeed, Johnny. Tonight was a display of sheer tenacity from the champions, and let the record show—the Polar Bears are in a league of their own. Meanwhile, the Misfits will have plenty of time to rethink their game plan—starting with their sorry excuse for a mascot, Flippers!"
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW -
THE POLAR BEARS
(The camera cuts to a dimly lit backstage area. In the midst of chaos, a pair of Polar Bears—clearly still fuming from the match—are hurling chairs and shouting in rage. The air is charged with anger as sparks fly from overturned equipment. Smooth Samantha steps into the frame, microphone in hand and her voice calm yet determined.)
Smooth Samantha: "Polar Bears... can we get a comment about the match?"
(Reluctantly, the two champions approach. Their heavy Russian accents grow more pronounced as they gradually calm, though their rage still simmers beneath the surface. One of them, Polar Bear 1, slams his fist into his open palm, eyes blazing.)
Polar Bear 1: "THIS IS A DISGRACE!"
(Polar Bear 2, not missing a beat, adds with a sneer as he shoves a nearby chair aside.)
Polar Bear 2: "Those puny gnats were lucky that the time ran out… We were about to feast on their flesh and use the penguin as dessert!"
(Samantha’s eyes widen as she processes the ferocity of their comments. The camera lingers on her slightly startled expression before she regains her composure.)
Smooth Samantha: "Well… the Misfits certainly seem to be a rising team this division, and the fans are getting firmly behind them. Their adventures are truly legendary!"
(Polar Bear 1 narrows his eyes, the fire in his tone intensifying.)
Polar Bear 1: "Children’s stories… Only true legends are we, the Polar Bears—the most dominant tag team ever in NPCW. These Misfits do not belong to be mentioned in the same breath as us!"
(Samantha, now trying to bridge the heat with a note of reason, nods slowly.)
Smooth Samantha: "Well, tonight they were able to stand toe-to-toe for the full 15 minutes… I think that in itself is telling…"
(Just then, Polar Bear 2, fueled by residual adrenaline, grabs a microphone and fixes his steely gaze directly into the camera.)
Polar Bear 2: "Ace MacDougal—if you truly believe that your misfits are our calibre, then next week we’re looking at a 60‑minute time limit non‑title match, and this time the POLAR Bears will ROAR to victory!"
(With that, the two Polar Bears turn sharply and storm off toward their dressing rooms, still grumbling in low, menacing Russian tones. Samantha watches them go, visibly processing the intensity.)
(Just as Samantha is about to hand the broadcast back to Johnny and Eddie, Ace MacDougal suddenly appears on the scene. He leans into the camera with a broad, smug grin.)
Ace MacDougal (smirking): "YOU'RE ON!"
(In the background, a triumphant Madman Mason pumps his fist with exuberance, while Negropolis, standing nearby, looks absolutely terrified. The conflicting emotions add an extra layer of chaos to the already electric atmosphere.)
Smooth Samantha: "Well, NPCW Universe, there you have it—next week’s main event is set! Back to you, Johnny!"
(The camera fades out as the tension and excitement ripple through the backstage area, leaving viewers anticipating the monumental showdown that awaits.)
MATCH 4 -
Johnny Michaels: "Welcome back, NPCW Universe! Next week’s main event is already signed—if you ask me, the Misfits are riding a tidal wave of enthusiasm, and their momentum is unstoppable!"
Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Oh, come on, Johnny! That’s nothing but foolish hype. The Misfits’ luck is running on fumes; sooner or later, the Polar Bears will take it from them. But enough about that—tonight we have a classic rematch with high stakes for two bitter rivals!"
Johnny Michaels: "That’s right - up next, we have Mrs. Claus versus Sugar Plum Fairy. Now, these veterans have clashed time and again. Mrs. Claus – the perennial fan favorite, looking to challenge the Wicked Witch for the Queen of the North Title – meets a devious, vengeful Sugar Plum Fairy who’s out to climb the rankings and settle old scores."
Eddie Ellington: "Sugar Plum Fairy is hungry for retribution. I've seen this fairy move before, and believe me, when her moment comes, she’s going to make those outdated antics look pathetic!"
Johnny Michaels: "Speaking of appearances, Louie Linville is ready to introduce the competitors.
(The camera cuts to the ramp as Louie Linville takes the mic.)
Louie Linville: "Alright, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a truly unforgettable showdown tonight! First up, making her way to the ring is none other than the devious, the elusive—Sugar Plum Fairy! Accompanied by her ever-scheming Manager, Nutcracker General.”
(The camera pans over the enraged, jeering crowd as Sugar Plum Fairy makes her entrance, her eyes glinting with malicious intent while Nutcracker General surveys the scene with icy calm.)
Louie Linville: "Now please welcome the iconic, the beloved, the one and only—Mrs. Claus! Accompanied by the venerable former Commissioner, Bernard.
(She strides into the ring to a swell of cheers and adulation for being the cornerstone of holiday heroics. Look at that smile, that genuine connection with the fans—every cheer tells a story of loyalty and tradition! The arena erupts as Mrs. Claus approaches, shaking hands and blowing kisses to the adoring crowd. Her presence radiates charm and strength, a stark contrast to the sinister aura of her opponent.)
Johnny Michaels: "I expect Santa to be back soon from that injury – but tonight, it’s all about the clash of experience versus ambition."
Eddie Ellington (with a snarky edge): "Ambition? Don't kid yourselves. Sugar Plum Fairy has the fight, the innovation, and the heart to shake things up. Mrs. Claus may be a relic adored by old-timers, but her moves are as outdated as last year’s fruitcake!"
(With the introductions complete, the camera cuts to the ring where Honest Abe stands ready as the bell rings to start the match.)
Minute 1 Johnny Michaels: "The bell rings and Mrs. Claus wastes no time—she launches a crisp back hand chop that echoes throughout the arena!"
Johnny Michaels (continuing): "Not to be outdone, Sugar Plum Fairy counters with her signature Twinkle Toes DDT, a move that shows her agility and precision."
Eddie Ellington: "That’s right, folks—while Mrs. Claus clings to her old-fashioned chops, Sugar Plum is dancing circles around her. Now that’s some real innovation!"
Minute 2 Johnny Michaels: "Quick on the follow-up, Sugar Plum Fairy fires off a dazzling Sugar Rush Splash. Mrs. Claus is caught off guard as the fairy asserts her pace!"
Eddie Ellington: "Absolutely, Johnny. That Sugar Rush Splash is proof positive that Sugar Plum Fairy has the spark that modern wrestling demands—something Mrs. Claus just can’t deliver anymore."
Minute 3 Johnny Michaels: "Mrs. Claus regroups and strikes back with a powerful Jolly Holly Suplex, reminding everyone why she’s been a longtime staple in NPCW."
Eddie Ellington: "Staple? More like stale! Sugar Plum wasn’t about to let that slide without a response—a crisp Fairy Dust Dropkick shows she’s not only fast, she’s ferocious. This is what the new era should be all about!"
Minute 4 Johnny Michaels: "Mrs. Claus now locks in the dreaded Claus Clutch—a punishing Camel Clutch variation that has Sugar Plum Fairy reeling."
Eddie Ellington: "Reeling, sure, but don’t count Sugar Plum out yet. She’s got the will of a champion—she fights through pain like few others. Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus’s reliance on the same old holds is giving away her age."
Minute 5 Johnny Michaels: "Switching gears, Mrs. Claus goes for her famed Spreading Christmas Joy Hug, trying to win over the crowd with nostalgia and warmth."
Eddie Ellington: "Nostalgia won’t win matches, Johnny! Sugar Plum Fairy counters with another artful Monkey Flip. Look at that agility—every time Mrs. Claus tries to pull out her tired, sentimental routine, Sugar Plum proves that true talent isn’t about warm fuzzies—it’s about precision in the ring!"
Minute 6 Johnny Michaels: "Back in the action, Mrs. Claus delivers another crisp back hand chop, her determination on full display!"
Eddie Ellington: "But again, Sugar Plum Fairy returns with that signature Twinkle Toes DDT—repeatedly showing she has the dynamism that Mrs. Claus simply lacks these days. The gap is widening!"
Minute 7 Johnny Michaels: "Persisting against the tide of offense, Mrs. Claus repeats that heartwarming Spreading Christmas Joy Hug, trying to regain control."
Eddie Ellington: "Heartwarming? More like heart-wrenching for Mrs. Claus’s credibility. Meanwhile, Sugar Plum Fairy follows it up with a stunning Standing Moonsault—proof that new school speed and style can outshine old school brawn every time!"
Minute 8 Johnny Michaels: "A twist in the match—Nutcracker General slides a chair into the ring! Mrs. Claus scrambles to fend it off, but the distraction plays perfectly into Sugar Plum Fairy’s hands."
Eddie Ellington: "That chair is nothing but a dirty trick, and it says a lot about her desperation. Sugar Plum Fairy capitalizes with ruthless timing—while Mrs. Claus flounders like a broken ornament!"
Minute 9 Johnny Michaels: "Commissioner Bernard steps in with encouragement directed at Mrs. Claus, fueling the already electric atmosphere."
Eddie Ellington: "And Sugar Plum Fairy answers without hesitation—a tight Fairy Dust Dropkick that leaves Mrs. Claus reeling. Now, that’s the kind of aggression we like to see from the future of NPCW!"
Minute 10 Johnny Michaels: "Mrs. Claus, determined to prove herself, locks in the classic Claus Clutch once again—a brutal Camel Clutch that puts immense pressure on Sugar Plum Fairy!"
Eddie Ellington: "Pressure, yes—but it’s like watching an old relic try to hold onto a cellphone! Sugar Plum is no shrinking violet; she's got the heart and the hustle that Mrs. Claus can only dream of. This hold might be mighty, but it’s hardly enough to snuff out the fairy’s fire!"
Minute 11 Johnny Michaels: "With the pace still rapid, Sugar Plum Fairy strikes with a vicious Guillotine Choke. Mrs. Claus struggles under the pressure as the crowd roars in anticipation."
Eddie Ellington: "That Guillotine Choke is everything we expect from Sugar Plum—and everything Mrs. Claus would never be capable of! It’s precision, it’s passion, and it’s pure modern flair. Mrs. Claus is starting to look out of her league!"
Minute 12 Johnny Michaels: "Mrs. Claus recovers with a quick Kick to the Midsection, but Sugar Plum Fairy follows it up with yet another dazzling Sugar Rush Splash!"
Eddie Ellington: "Now that’s what I’m talking about! Sugar Plum Fairy is on fire—a series of moves that underscore her relentless drive. Mrs. Claus’s attempt to counter just seems like an afterthought next to this dynamic display!"
Minute 13 Johnny Michaels: "With veteran poise, Mrs. Claus executes a Jolly Holly Suplex—an unmistakable nod to her storied past. But Sugar Plum Fairy isn’t letting history dictate tonight’s outcome; she answers with a fierce Guillotine Choke of her own!"
Eddie Ellington: "Fierce, indeed! But let’s call it what it is—a desperate bid by Mrs. Claus to cling to old methods. Sugar Plum’s choke is a reminder that the future belongs to those who innovate, not those stuck in a time warp!"
Minute 14 Johnny Michaels: "Approaching the final stages, Sugar Plum Fairy launches another sharp Sugar Rush Splash. Mrs. Claus desperately tries to fend off the assault."
Eddie Ellington: "Desperation from a relic! Every time Mrs. Claus launches her outdated routine, Sugar Plum shows why she’s the one the fans really deserve. It’s bittersweet watching the old guard stumble as the new tide rises!"
Minute 15 Johnny Michaels: "In a pivotal moment, Mrs. Claus strikes with a solid back hand chop. Sugar Plum Fairy counters with a lightning Reverse High Kick, and the two exchange a flurry of near falls!"
Eddie Ellington: "That Reverse High Kick proves Sugar Plum Fairy’s every bit the future star this division needs. Even as Mrs. Claus clings to her fading legacy, the fairy’s potential is undeniable—even if tonight, fate isn’t on her side!"
Minute 16 Johnny Michaels: "As the match nears its conclusion, Mrs. Claus ups the ante with a thunderous CLAUS CRUNCH—a standing splash that shakes the ring!"
Eddie Ellington (with a sigh): "Now, I hate to say it—Mrs. Claus pulls off that old-school clincher once again. But mark my words, Sugar Plum Fairy has given everything she had, showing innovation and heart that Mrs. Claus simply doesn’t possess anymore. This win is nothing more than a fluke from an aging icon!"
Minute 17 Johnny Michaels: "With the final seconds ticking away, Mrs. Claus secured the pin after that decisive CLAUS CRUNCH!"
Eddie Ellington: "I’ll give you this, Sugar Plum Fairy fought like a true warrior all night long. It’s a disgrace that Mrs. Claus had to rely on those tired moves to steal a win. The future is bright for Sugar Plum, and this loss will fuel her determination. Today, the fans cheered for the sentimental hero—but tomorrow, make no mistake, the rising fairy is coming for more!"
Johnny Michaels: "What a match, NPCW Universe! Mrs. Claus emerged victorious tonight, but the performance of Sugar Plum Fairy has lit a fire under this rivalry like never before."
Eddie Ellington (passionately): "Absolutely, Johnny. While Mrs. Claus may have won today through stubborn tradition and a little bit of dirty old luck, it’s clear that Sugar Plum Fairy is the future of this division. Her skill, her heart—she’s the one who truly embodies the spirit of change. And one day, mark my words, she’ll rise to the top, leaving these relics far behind!"
Johnny Michaels: "Indeed, folks. Tonight’s bout was a reminder of the enduring legacy of these veterans, but also a signal of new battles on the horizon. Thanks for joining us, and stay tuned to NPCW Polar Power for more explosive action!"
MATCH 5 -
Louie Linville (Announcer): "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall!"
"Introducing first—representing the Tinsel Twins, she brings a touch of festive radiance and high-energy flair—this is SPARKLE!"
(The crowd gives a polite yet lukewarm response as Sparkle steps onto the ramp. She waves with enthusiasm, though it’s clear she hasn’t won over everyone tonight. The camera pans across a few enthusiastic fans clapping, but most are waiting for the real spectacle.)
Johnny Michaels: "A solid reception for Sparkle tonight—not overwhelming, but she’s been working her way up in NPCW and proving she belongs here."
Eddie Ellington: "Oh please, Johnny! You call that a reception? That was about as exciting as watching snow melt. If these fans had their way, they'd skip straight to the main event—because let’s be honest, Sparkle is about as threatening as a Christmas ornament!"
(The lights suddenly dim, and eerie fog billows across the entrance ramp. The sound of ominous chanting echoes through the arena as an unsettling aura creeps into the crowd.)
Louie Linville: "And now, making her way to the ring—representing the Demonic Legion, she is the mistress of darkness, the embodiment of chaos, the unrelenting force of destruction—LILITH!"
(The arena fills with eerie, flickering red lights as Lilith strides onto the ramp, her expression unreadable, her presence haunting. The fans stir with mixed emotions—some boo, some remain silent, while a few loyal Legion followers throw their arms up in unholy admiration.)
Johnny Michaels: "And there she is—Lilith has been on an absolute tear lately, racking up wins and positioning herself for a bigger shot in the division. She’s not just here to compete—she’s here to dominate."
Eddie Ellington (gushing): "Look at her, Johnny—pure intimidation, pure power! This woman is THE future of NPCW. Unlike that glittery reject in the ring, Lilith is cold, calculating, and unstoppable. I wouldn’t be surprised if she wipes Sparkle off the map tonight!"
(Lilith steps into the ring, eyes locked on Sparkle. The eerie energy lingers in the air as Honest Abe prepares to call for the bell, setting the stage for what promises to be a brutal encounter.)
Minute 1 Johnny Michaels: "And the bell rings! Right away, Lilith wastes no time—she hits a textbook Vertical Suplex, sending Sparkle crashing to the mat!"
Eddie Ellington: "Already showing Sparkle who’s boss! But look at this—the little holiday decoration fights back with a Spin Kick. I suppose she gets points for trying."
Minute 2 Johnny Michaels: "Both wrestlers go back-and-forth—Lilith lands a crisp Running Single Leg Dropkick, but Sparkle responds with a Rolling Neck Snap, looking to slow down the dark force!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh please, Johnny—do you really think Sparkle has any chance? She’s lucky Lilith doesn’t just swallow her whole and end this match now!"
Minute 3 Johnny Michaels: "Lilith is all business tonight—she just knocked Sparkle down with a thunderous Running Big Boot! Honest Abe is checking on her!"
Eddie Ellington: "I wouldn’t waste my time checking anything, Johnny—just count the pin and let Lilith celebrate early!"
Minute 4 Johnny Michaels: "Sparkle refuses to stay down! She fires back with another Rolling Neck Snap, but Lilith answers with yet another Vertical Suplex!"
Eddie Ellington: "All this suplexing is just Lilith sending Sparkle on a one-way trip to irrelevance. Just stay down already!"
Minute 5 Johnny Michaels: "Lilith locks in the Infernal Embrace—her punishing Bodyscissors! But wait—Sparkle counters with a FrankenScreamer, using all her agility to break free!"
Eddie Ellington: "Fine, I’ll give her one thing—she can squeal her way out of a tight spot. But trust me, Johnny, it won’t last."
Minute 6 Johnny Michaels: "Lilith answers back with an Atomic Drop to Hell, dropping Sparkle right onto the mat!"
Eddie Ellington: "Finally, something worth watching! That move’s sending Sparkle straight into holiday obscurity!"
Minute 7 Johnny Michaels: "Sparkle gets a moment of offense with a Lance Crab submission hold, but Lilith endures and counters with another Infernal Embrace!"
Eddie Ellington: "I’ve seen Lilith break stronger opponents before—Sparkle is nothing but a plaything for her tonight!"
Minute 8 Johnny Michaels: "Lilith tightens her grip—she locks in Demon’s Embrace, her devastating submission hold!"
Eddie Ellington: "That's it! It’s time for Sparkle to rethink her life choices, because Lilith is NOT letting her out of this one!"
Minute 9 Johnny Michaels: "Lilith continues the attack—she lands an Abyssal Slam, sending Sparkle crashing hard!"
Eddie Ellington: "If the abyss had an ambassador, it’d be Lilith! Sparkle won’t last much longer!"
Minute 10 Johnny Michaels: "Lilith is picking Sparkle apart! She connects with another Running Big Boot—how much more can Sparkle take?"
Eddie Ellington: "This isn’t a wrestling match, Johnny—it’s an exorcism! And Sparkle is about to be erased from NPCW history!"
Minute 11 (Final Stretch) Johnny Michaels: "Here we go—Lilith executes yet another Vertical Suplex! This might be the end!"
Eddie Ellington: "Goodnight, Sparkle! There’s NO way she’s kicking out of this one!"
(Honest Abe drops to the mat for the count—one, two, THREE! The bell rings!)
Johnny Michaels: "And that’s it! Lilith claims another dominant victory, continuing her reign of destruction!"
Eddie Ellington (cheering): "As expected, Johnny! Lilith is the force to be reckoned with in this division—she’s untouchable, unstoppable, and the future! Sparkle? She’s lucky to escape with her dignity—though she might have left it somewhere under the ring!"
(Lilith stands over Sparkle, victorious, as the eerie glow of the Demonic Legion’s dominance fills the arena. The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and stunned silence as Honest Abe raises Lilith’s hand.)
Johnny Michaels: "Another decisive victory for Lilith—her win streak continues, and the road to title contention seems clearer than ever!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, Johnny, let’s not play around here—Lilith is DESTINED for championship gold. Sparkle was just a stepping stone tonight, and frankly, it showed!"
Johnny Michaels: "Well, NPCW Universe, what a statement from Lilith! We’ll see what’s next in store for her, but for now, don’t go anywhere—there’s more action coming up next!"
(The camera fades out as Lilith revels in her victory, setting the stage for even bigger battles to come.)
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW -
QUEENS OF PUNISHMENT
(The camera fades back into the NPCW backstage interview area, where Smooth Samantha stands poised, microphone in hand. The lighting is regal and dramatic, casting shimmering gold and deep purple hues as she prepares for one of the most anticipated interviews of the evening.)
(Standing before her are five striking and commanding women—the faction known as The Queens of Punishment—each draped in their signature elegant yet intimidating attire. Crimson Viper, Regina, Dark Duchess, Malice, and Lady Frost radiate authority, their postures regal yet tense. Their usual manager, Mad Hatter, is conspicuously absent.)
Smooth Samantha (with curiosity): "NPCW Universe, I’m here backstage with the Queens of Punishment, but something seems… different tonight. Ladies, I noticed Mad Hatter is not with you. Could that have something to do with the fact that some of his antics have cost you matches lately?"
(A moment of silence follows. A few of the Queens exchange glances before Regina steps forward, her posture stiff with restrained frustration.)
Regina: "Mad Hatter has certainly cost us some matches…"
(Before she can finish her statement, Crimson Viper sharply interrupts, brushing past Regina with an air of supremacy.)
Crimson Viper: "But he is still our manager and provides us valuable counsel!"
(Regina’s frown deepens at the interruption, shooting a hard glare toward Viper.)
Regina: "And when it’s just his counsel, then fine. But his off-the-wall antics? Those need to be reined in."
(Malice nods in agreement, crossing her arms as a sign of solidarity with Regina, while Dark Duchess smirks, clearly enjoying the growing divide.)
Crimson Viper (smirking, unshaken): "Now, dear Regina, without Hatter bringing us together as the most prestigious faction in NPCW, some of us would still be lost in the forest..."
(She tilts her head downward, casting an icy gaze upon Regina. The insinuation is clear—without Hatter, some of the Queens may not have found their place.)
(Dark Duchess chuckles in agreement, while Lady Frost remains composed, observing.)
Regina (glaring back, voice like steel): "My dear Viper, you are still living in Wonderland if you think my majesticness would not have risen to the top on its own. As leader of the Queens—"
Crimson Viper (mocking): "Leader? What dream world are you in? If anyone is the leader, it is us! Our regalness outshines yours! We are a 100-watt Queen, while you, dear Regina, are merely a 40-watt flicker!"
(Tension explodes as both Regina and Malice step toward Viper, eyes locked in fiery intensity. Meanwhile, Dark Duchess and Lady Frost shift closer to Crimson Viper, reinforcing their alliance.)
(The room teeters on the edge of a full-blown battle, fists clenched, breaths sharp…)
(Just as things are about to boil over, an unmistakable voice cuts through the chaos—dramatic and whimsical.)
Mad Hatter (appearing suddenly, hands raised in mock surrender): "My dear royal highnesses, this strife is beneath us! Remember—we all share the same goal! To rule the Women’s division, to cleanse it of commoners like Pearl and Mrs. Claus!"
(His tone shifts from playfulness to strategic focus, eyes darting between both clashing sides.)
"Crimson Viper, Dark Duchess—you two must remember your upcoming North Star Tag Team Tournament Semi-Final Match against Mrs.Claus and Pear on next week’s Northern Belles! That is our chance to seize control!"
"And Regina, Malice—you both have key matches coming up that will further exert our authority over this division!"
(The intensity in the room slowly eases. Regina and Viper lock eyes one last time—then silently nod before walking in opposite directions. Crimson Viper leaves with Dark Duchess, while Regina strides away with Malice, each faction sticking with their chosen alliances for now.)
(Mad Hatter exhales, watching them go. Before he can fully relax, Lady Frost steps beside him—her tone cool and sharp.)
Lady Frost (raising an eyebrow at Hatter): "Surprisingly, those are the sanest words I have heard you speak in a long time, Hatter…"
(With that, she gracefully turns and walks off, following Viper and Duchess, leaving Hatter standing alone with Smooth Samantha.)
(He meekly smiles at Samantha, giving a small, exaggerated bow before turning to leave himself.)
(Samantha, momentarily amused, regains her composure and turns toward the camera.)
Smooth Samantha: "Well, NPCW Universe, there you have it—the Queens of Punishment* may have internal tensions, but their ultimate goal remains unchanged: dominate the Women’s division. And next week, with major matches ahead, we’ll see if unity or rivalry reigns supreme! Now, let’s get back to the action!"*
(The screen fades as Samantha passes the broadcast back to ringside for the next match, leaving the NPCW Universe buzzing with speculation over the fate of the Queens of Punishment.)
MATCH 6 -
Johnny Michaels: "Alright, NPCW Universe, let’s set the stage. Since March, Rudolph stormed through by defeating the Dragon King and Ogre, and then last week we had that time limit draw with Frankenstein’s Monster when the prized NPCW Title belt was obliterated! And through every moment, Van Helsing was right by Rudolph’s side, ensuring that they looked like a true force. But tonight, the animosity spills over as Monster’s Bash returns!"
Eddie Ellington (snidely): "That’s right, Johnny—but let’s not kid ourselves. While Rudolph parades around with his new belt and his pal Van Helsing, I say it’s high time the real monsters—Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong—showed these upstarts what real power in NPCW looks like. Rudolph may have his story, but tonight, their luck is about to run out!"
(The scene transitions to Louie in the ring ready to announce the competitors.)
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to shake the very foundations of NPCW! Making their way to the ring first—hailing from the very bowels of destruction, prepare for the merciless might of Monster’s Bash! Please welcome Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong—brought to you by the genius of dark science himself, Dr. Frankenstein!
As the screen bursts into life with the chilling declaration, 'THEY LIVE, THEY LIVE, THEY LIVE TO BRING DESTRUCTION' voiced by Dr. Frankenstein, the arena trembles with anticipation. Dr. Frankenstein leads Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong down the ramp, exuding menace and raw power!
Louie Linville: "And now, turning the tide, prepare yourselves for a resurgence of defiant brilliance! With thunderous cheers echoing through the arena, please welcome the challengers, the duo that’s been carving its destiny into the annals of NPCW—give it up for Rudolph and his steadfast ally, Van Helsing!
Rudolph strides to the ring proudly, sporting the new championship belt and oozing confidence. For a split second, his eyes drop as he notices a few young fans sporting ‘Santa is the True Champion’ shirts—a brief frown crosses his face—but like a true warrior, he shakes it off. Regaining his composure and igniting a fierce intensity, he stands tall, ready to answer the call against Monster’s Bash!
(The bell rings. Referee Honest Abe stands ready.)
Minute 1
Johnny Michaels: "Right out of the gate, Frankenstein’s Monster charges forward with authority. Dr. Frankenstein—ever the showman—executes a brutal leg sweep at the ropes. Rudolph tries to counter, but he’s caught off guard! It’s a statement opening for Monster’s Bash!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! Look at Rudolph—already looking a little off-balance. The big guy isn’t giving him an inch. That leg sweep says it all: these old monsters mean business!"
Minute 2
Johnny Michaels: "Frankenstein’s Monster mounts the offense, delivering a crushing back smash. Rudolph retaliates with a flying drop kick that nearly turns the tide."
Eddie Ellington: "Sure, Rudolph’s got some sparkle, but his high-flying antics can’t hide the fact that he’s outclassed in power. Frankenstein’s Monster is laying the foundation for real destruction!"
Minute 3
Johnny Michaels: "Now the match is truly turning chaotic! With all four men in the ring—Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong on one side, and Rudolph with Van Helsing on the other—the action explodes! Frankenstein’s Monster drives in with a massive back smash. Kong follows with a diving headbutt, while Rudolph fires back with a hard-hitting headbutt of his own. And by his side, Van Helsing delivers a thunderous chokeslam. The ring is shaking under this combined onslaught!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s an all-out war, Johnny. But let’s face it—the sheer, unbridled force of Monster’s Bash is proving too much. Rudolph and Van Helsing might be a flashy duo, but they’re up against pure, unfiltered devastation tonight!"
Minute 4
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph and Van Helsing decide to work in tandem. They double-team with precision—Rudolph launches a flying drop kick while Van Helsing follows with another chokeslam. Not to be outdone, Frankenstein’s Monster fires back with a vicious rear chinlock. This back-and-forth is the stuff of legends!"
Eddie Ellington: "Yes, indeed, but it’s always the same old story! The so-called ‘new school’ just can’t bluff their way past pages of experience. The power and methodical brutality of Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong speak for themselves, leaving Rudolph scrambling to find an answer."
Minute 5
Johnny Michaels: "Now, we see a change of pace. Both sides momentarily check their momentum as the contest resets. Suddenly, Monster’s Bash readjusts—Frankenstein’s Monster and Kong align for a brutal tandem assault. They team up with an elbow drop followed by a Gorilla Press Drop, only for Rudolph to counter with a resounding flying drop kick that reverses the double-team!"
Eddie Ellington: "That reversal might be the only bright moment in Rudolph’s night—but it’s like a flash in the pan, Johnny. The monsters are far from finished. Their momentum is a force of nature!"
Minute 6
Johnny Michaels: "In a burst of offensive fury, Kong leaps off the top rope with a diving headbutt as Rudolph responds with another flying drop kick. The impact reverberates through the arena as Monster’s Bash shows they’re in full control!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at Kong—displaying sheer athleticism and power, while Rudolph’s attempts to keep up only highlight his overreliance on flash rather than substance!"
Minute 7
Johnny Michaels: "Here we are in the seventh minute—Monster’s Bash doesn’t let up! Frankenstein’s Monster, working in tandem with Kong, delivers an emphatic elbow drop followed by a crushing punch to the face, only to have Rudolph rally and reverse the onslaught, hitting a devastating head ram to the gut!"
Eddie Ellington: "That head ram was a last-ditch effort, Johnny! It only goes to show that Rudolph and Van Helsing are fighting tooth and nail, but these monsters—these titans—aren’t giving an inch!"
Minute 8
Johnny Michaels: "In an all-out exchange, every fighter resets for a brief moment. Then, Frankenstein’s Monster steps up again, launching into a ferocious back smash. Rudolph finds an opening and counters with a perfectly timed cross body block. The energy in the arena is off the charts!"
Eddie Ellington: "That is textbook might by the monsters! And look at Rudolph—he may have some grit, but deep down, he’s still that kid who sulked when he saw those 'Santa is the True Champion' shirts. Tonight, his bravado is crumbling!"
Minute 9
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph mounts another offensive surge, launching himself into a flying drop kick aimed straight at Frankenstein’s Monster. But alas—Frankenstein’s Monster absorbs the hit and kicks out of a near pin, refusing to be buckled by this overconfident challenger!"
Eddie Ellington: "Exactly, Johnny! Rudolph’s trying to play the hero, but the truth is—every attempt is met with overwhelming power. That pin attempt? A feeble effort from someone who’s in over his head!"
Minute 10
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph isn’t giving up, though. He ascends the turnbuckle and unleashes his finisher, the 'To All a Goodnight' sleeper! Even as Frankenstein’s Monster struggles in that hold, Rudolph shows flashes of brilliance!"
Eddie Ellington: "Brilliance? More like desperation. Rudolph’s putting on a one-man show—but these aren’t gimmicks; these are real punishing moves. And once again, the monsters remind him why he’s not in their league!"
Minute 11
Johnny Michaels: "With the momentum fluctuating, Rudolph fights back with a thunderous flying body press—dubbed the 'Guiding Light'—but Frankenstein’s Monster isn’t having any of it, countering with a brutal elbow drop. Rudolph makes another pin attempt, but the resilient titan kicks him out. Frustrated, Rudolph tags in his partner—Van Helsing!"
Eddie Ellington: "Tagging out is just another sign that Rudolph can’t hang on his own. Van Helsing enters, and you can bet they’re going to try to salvage this mess with more of that flashy double-team routine!"
Minute 12
Johnny Michaels: "Now, Van Helsing is in the ring. He teams up immediately—delivering a mighty powerslam after Frankenstein’s Monster lands a furious back smash. The combined force of Monster’s Bash is relentless!"
Eddie Ellington: "It’s a seamless transition, Johnny. Van Helsing comes in as the weak link for Rudolph, and you know what that means—the monsters are set to expose every weakness they have!"
Minute 13
Johnny Michaels: "Here comes the next explosive sequence! Rudolph and Van Helsing unite in an aggressive double-team assault. Rudolph struts forward with an audacious move called 'Dashing Through Snow'—a strut that’s as defiant as it is daring—while Van Helsing follows with another vicious chokeslam. Frankenstein’s Monster counters with a powerhouse back smash. The ring trembles under this barrage!"
Eddie Ellington: "Defiant? Look, Johnny, it’s more like a last-ditch scrap for survival. Rudolph’s antics are no match for the raw, unadulterated brutality of Monster’s Bash. It’s a testament to how outclassed he really is!"
Minute 14
Johnny Michaels: "In the fourteenth minute, the action intensifies. Rudolph launches a Flying Body Press – his 'Guiding Light' – from the top ropes as Van Helsing follows with a crushing powerslam. Even Frankenstein’s Monster gets in on the act with a rear chinlock. The impact is monumental!"
Eddie Ellington: "Monumental? More like a reminder that Rudolph’s moment of glory is nothing but an illusion. His flashy moves are falling flat next to the classical savagery of Frankenstein’s Monster and his partner Kong. It’s a brutal reality check for these two upstarts!"
Minute 15
Johnny Michaels: "As we edge toward the 15th minute, Rudolph digs deep. With unyielding resolve, he mounts one last offensive surge—launching himself forward with one powerful headbutt aimed right at Frankenstein’s Monster. He goes for it, trying to turn the tide against sheer power."
Eddie Ellington: "But let’s be honest, Johnny—this isn’t turning the tide, it’s more like trying to turn a battleship with a fishing pole. Rudolph’s out there, throwing everything he’s got, but the monsters of Monster’s Bash are simply too formidable!"
Minute 16
Johnny Michaels: "Here we go—Rudolph fires a fierce kick out of the ring! He sends Frankenstein’s Monster sprawling outside! Honest Abe is counting—one, two, three... but look at Frankenstein’s Monster, clawing his way back at the count of six!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s a classic weak attempt by Rudolph. For someone who fancies himself the future, he sure can’t keep the big guy outside for long! Monster’s Bash isn’t one to be toyed with!"
Minute 17
Johnny Michaels: "Now things escalate! Frankenstein’s Monster teams up with Kong to unleash a series of punishing blows on Rudolph. First, a devastating back smash from Frankenstein’s Monster, followed by a diving headbutt from Kong, then Rudolph tries to fight back with a roaring headbutt of his own—and his ally Van Helsing follows up with a chokeslam! The ring trembles as the double-team rampages through Rudolph’s offense!"
Eddie Ellington: "Rudolph’s no match for that onslaught! You see, when the monsters unite, even all the flash in Rudolph’s fancy moves just isn’t enough. It’s a brutal reminder that sometimes, power wins over panache!"
Minute 18
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph is fighting for survival now—Frankenstein’s Monster lands an emphatic choke slam while Kong follows it up with another diving headbutt. Rudolph struggles to neutralize this double-team; his countermeasure is there, but it barely cuts the damage!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at him scramble—he’s trying to rally, but it’s like a kid trying to outlift a freight train! Monster’s Bash is proving too relentless for Rudolph’s slick moves!"
Minute 19
Johnny Michaels: "In a desperate bid, Rudolph launches himself with a flying drop kick aimed at Frankenstein’s Monster. The monster absorbs the punishment like brick—hardly fazed by the high-flyer’s antics!"
Eddie Ellington: "It’s laughable, really. Rudolph’s showboating attempt to turn the tide only highlights how outclassed he is when compared to raw, timeless power!"
Minute 20
Johnny Michaels: "With unyielding determination, Rudolph strikes with a vicious headbutt, trying to put Frankenstein’s Monster on notice! He goes for a pin—but wait, out of nowhere, Kong makes the save, breaking the attempt! What a shocker!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the signature of Monster’s Bash, Johnny—Kong always seems to swoop in at the right moment. Rudolph’s overblown confidence is crumbling fast under that unstoppable force!"
Minute 21
Johnny Michaels: "Now the chaos reaches fever pitch! In an all-out brawl, everything in the ring is engaged! Frankenstein’s Monster slams a rear chinlock while Kong unleashes a swinging Jungle Swing, and Rudolph counters with his famed Flying Body Press—the 'Guiding Light'—assisted by Van Helsing with a brutal powerslam. The combined assault leaves the ring shaking!"
Eddie Ellington: "Absolute carnage, Johnny! See, when Monster’s Bash pummels back-to-back, Rudolph and Van Helsing are left clutching at straws. Their flashy tandem just can’t withstand that hurricane of power!"
Minute 22
Johnny Michaels: "Frankenstein’s Monster is not done yet! He recovers, delivering a savage back smash that forces Rudolph to retreat momentarily, then tags out to Kong, who’s itching to continue the onslaught!"
Eddie Ellington: "That back smash said it all—Rudolph just can’t handle the sheer force of Monster’s Bash. It’s becoming painfully obvious who the real titan here is!"
Minute 23
Johnny Michaels: "In an explosive turn, Kong charges in as Van Helsing and Rudolph try to regroup. The pair launch a coordinated double-team assault—Rudolph fires a cross-body block and Van Helsing comes in with another crushing chokeslam, while Kong delivers a punishing punch to the face. The arena is erupting with action!"
Eddie Ellington: "Now that’s what I call poetry in motion—if you’re into brutal, unrefined destruction! Rudolph and Van Helsing are taking a beating here, and they’re nowhere near the class of Monster’s Bash!"
Minute 24
Johnny Michaels: "Rudolph attempts to rally once more by unleashing a fierce head ram against the monstrous duo. But Kong isn’t letting up; he follows with a relentless boot to the midsection. Despite Rudolph’s gutsy effort, the attack remains unyielding!"
Eddie Ellington: "Desperation written all over his face, Johnny. Rudolph’s trying everything—but when you’re up against a wall of raw power like Monster’s Bash, even your most valiant efforts evaporate like cheap candy!"
Minute 25
Johnny Michaels: "Now the pace intensifies—Rudolph counters with an acrobatic flying drop kick, only to be met swiftly by Kong’s diving headbutt. The clash is a blur of motion, each move more ferocious than the last!"
Eddie Ellington: "That exchange perfectly encapsulates it—Rudolph’s fancy footwork is no match for the sheer brute force of Monster’s Bash. Every strike he takes is a reminder that he’s out of his depth!"
Minute 26
Johnny Michaels: "With the tension at its peak, Kong delivers a massive Gorilla Press Drop, and Rudolph retaliates with another flying drop kick for all it’s worth! In an effort to change the tide, Rudolph tags out to his partner Van Helsing—seeking a spark of redemption!"
Eddie Ellington: "Tag, and run—as if that’s going to magically solve Rudolph’s problems! Van Helsing enters, but even together, they’re struggling to bridge the colossal gap in power!"
Minute 27
Johnny Michaels: "Now we see Van Helsing and Rudolph rejoin in a furious double-team assault! Van Helsing opens with a running DDT, and Rudolph follows with a punishing headbutt, while Kong slides in for a splash that reverberates throughout the ring!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s a merciless combo, Johnny! Monster’s Bash is mixing it up with pure, unadulterated aggression—and it’s clear just how little Rudolph and Van Helsing can withstand when they’re thrown together like this!"
Minute 28
Johnny Michaels: "In a breathtaking display, Van Helsing charges ahead with another running DDT, while Rudolph adds his trademark Flying Body Press, echoing as the 'Guiding Light' of his earlier promise. Kong isn’t letting up either; his Jungle Swing further underscores the relentless brutality in this match!"
Eddie Ellington: "Rudolph’s out there trying to shine, but tonight, his guiding light is dimming under the weight of raw strength and experience. Monster’s Bash is just too brutal—no flashy gimmick can save him now!"
Minute 29
Johnny Michaels: "As we head into the 29th minute, Monster’s Bash delivers a devastating combination: Kong lands a resounding boot to the midsection, followed by Frankenstein’s Monster unleashing a punishing back smash. But Van Helsing executes his signature 'Back to the Grave' Tombstone Piledriver! The power here is absolutely overwhelming!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the cold, hard truth—Rudolph and Van Helsing don't stand a chance. When faced with that kind of savage teamwork, their entire act crumbles. It’s brutal, it’s merciless, and it’s the kind of punishment only Monster’s Bash can deliver!"
Minute 30 (Final Minute)
Johnny Michaels: "And now, in the culminating minute, chaos reigns supreme! Kong, Frankenstein’s Monster, and Van Helsing all converge in a whirlwind of carnage. Kong unleashes a swinging Jungle Swing, Frankenstein’s Monster follows up with an Axe Handle Smash, and Van Helsing floors everyone with a blistering roundhouse right. Rudolph, desperate and defiant, scrambles to execute a wild Kick Into the Crowd—but it’s too little, too late. In a final surge of organized chaos, Monster’s Bash nearly runs the ring dry. A brief count ensues after Kong is ejected, but he scrambles back just in time!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s it, Johnny! It’s the very definition of an all-out brawl—a chaotic, unrelenting collision in which Rudolph and Van Helsing simply can’t overcome the sheer, overpowering force of Monster’s Bash. Their flashy tactics pale in comparison to the timeless brutality on display!"
Johnny Michaels: "After 30 minutes of merciless action, the referee has called it—a draw in a match for the ages. This brutal encounter has shown us exactly what Monster’s Bash is capable of. Rudolph and Van Helsing fought valiantly, but tonight’s legacy is one of unyielding, raw power!"
Eddie Ellington (scornfully): "That’s right, folks. Rudolph’s supposed heroics – all those fancy maneuvers – were nothing more than desperate theatrics in the face of overwhelming force. Monster’s Bash proved they’re on another level entirely. If Rudolph wants to talk about legacy, he’s got a lot of work—because this isn’t the victory he was hoping for!"
MATCH 7 -
Louie Linville: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the next chapter in our storied feud! First, making his way to the ring—from the heart and soul of Sherwood—give it up for the Merry Band: Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, and Little John!"
(The arena erupts with cheers as Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, and Little John shake hands with adoring fans, their smiles lighting up the air.)
Louie Linville (continuing): "And now... entering from the dark forest, the force that never relents—representing the WOLF PACK, the Northern Lights Champion Big Bad Wolf and the menacing Howlers! They are accompanied by the fierce ladies of the Wolf Pack, Moonshadow and Moon Silver.
(Wolf howls echo through the arena as the pack walks confidently down the ramp. The crowd mainly boos at the Wolf Pack but there are some fans cheering.)
[Minute 1]
Johnny Michaels: "And we're underway! Right out of the gate, the Merry Band wastes no time. Watch as Friar Tuck kicks things off, launching into a spectacular splash on Howler #1, while Little John comes in with a rapid succession of headlock punches. And Robin Hood adds his signature flair with a high-flying senton to complete the triple assault!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, come on now! The Merry Band may be all smiles and handshake hugs, but let’s be honest—they’re struggling to keep up with the sheer brutality of their opponents. Howler #1 is taking a serious beating here, and it's only the first minute!"
[Minute 2]
Johnny Michaels: "Now the Wolf Pack answers back! Howler #1 and his partner come charging, unleashing a flurry of multiple elbow drops followed by a punishing slugging assault. Big Bad Wolf himself storms in with a savage spear that shakes the ring, while Friar Tuck fights back with a bear-hug style 'Keg Crusher' and Little John delivers another set of headlock punches. Robin Hood finishes the set with an Arrow'd End—a stunner that leaves everyone reeling!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at that! The Wolf Pack isn’t just here to make up the numbers—Big Bad Wolf is leading the charge with authority. Meanwhile, the Merry Band’s attempts are beginning to look like nothing more than a hiccup. Their teamwork might be cute, but it simply doesn’t match up to the raw aggression of the Wolf Pack."
[Minute 3]
Johnny Michaels: "In the third minute, the momentum shifts slightly. Friar Tuck goes in for another splash on Howler #1—but this time, his effort is neutralized as Howler #1 absorbs the move and rallies. Sensing an opening, Friar Tuck tags out, and Robin Hood is back in the fray!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s one of those moments where the Merry Band shows that they can muster a comeback. But don’t get too excited—one flicker doesn’t change the darkness that’s about to descend courtesy of the Wolf Pack!"
[Minute 4]
Johnny Michaels: "Out comes Robin Hood now, as he locks eyes with Howler #1. In a daring maneuver, the Wolf Pack employs a devious foreign object from their slip-team member tactic! Robin Hood fires back with a crisp superkick and Howler 1 then tags out, handing the reins over to the big man—Big Bad Wolf!"
Eddie Ellington: "But now the tide shifts. Big Bad Wolf promises to show the Merry Band exactly what happens when you mess with the natural order of the pack!"
[Minute 5]
Johnny Michaels: "Big Bad Wolf, the enforcer of the Wolf Pack, is now in control. But here comes the Merry Band’s response—Robin Hood and Friar Tuck combine their efforts in a devastating double-team. Robin Hood executes a monstrous pumphandle kneecap brainbuster, and Friar Tuck follows with a reverse chin lock, leaving Big Bad Wolf reeling from the assault!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! Look at that—just a fleeting moment of hope from our Merry heroes. But you can’t fool me, Johnny. The Wolf Pack isn’t going to let that get away. Their dominance has been built on savagery, not pretty moves!"
[Minute 6]
Johnny Michaels: "Back in the ring again, Big Bad Wolf returns with a cunning maneuver from the Pack to distract the referee with an eerie, long howling—leaving Robin Hood to absorb the punishment as he finds himself on the defensive. The offensive rhythm of the Merry Band is momentarily stalled."
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the art of the Wolf Pack, folks—using every trick in the book to keep their opponents off balance. Robin Hood is on the ropes now, and that’s exactly where he belongs if he can’t come up with a better plan!"
[Minute 7]
Johnny Michaels: "In the seventh minute, big things happen—Big Bad Wolf strikes with an excruciating abdominal stretch! But look at Robin Hood—he’s not giving in! He reverses the move with a stunning pop-up powerbomb attempt, only for Big Bad Wolf to counter with a vicious claw at the back that leaves Robin Hood reeling. Clearly, the pressure is mounting!"
Eddie Ellington: "Robin Hood is getting his share of punishment here. If he ever thought he was the hero of the Merry Band, he’s about to learn that raw brutality from the Wolf Pack isn’t something you can negotiate with!"
[Minute 8]
Johnny Michaels: "Now in the eighth minute, Big Bad Wolf ramps things up further. He leaps in with a LYCAN LOCK—a fearsome Dragon Sleeper of his own design! But wait—Robin Hood shows his resilience by reversing the hold and retaliating with a pumphandle kneecap brainbuster of his own. Robin Hood goes for a pin—but Big Bad Wolf isn’t giving an inch, breaking the pin attempt and tagging out to Howler #1, leaving Robin Hood to defend once more!"
Eddie Ellington: "That was a flash of brilliance from Robin Hood, but it’s a temporary spark in the shadow of the Wolf Pack’s dominance. Every time the Merry Band gets in a window of opportunity, the Wolf Pack slams it shut!"
[Minute 9]
Johnny Michaels: "In the ninth minute, Howler #1 reenters the action with a thunderous powerbomb targeting Robin Hood. The impact is so fierce that Robin Hood struggles to mount a defense. A pin is attempted—but in a remarkable reversal, Robin Hood staves off the pin once again!"
Eddie Ellington: "Another feeble attempt from the Merry Band! They might get lucky now and then, but against the savage strength of the Wolf Pack, every effort is met with overwhelming force!"
[Minute 10]
Johnny Michaels: "Now, the carnage escalates! Howler #1 teams up with his partner, Howler #2, and together they launch a brutal double-team assault. Howler #1 goes in with crashing back claws while Howler #2 follows with a thunderous piledriver. But Robin Hood counters with a dazzling DDT—fighting back with every ounce of his champion spirit!"
Eddie Ellington: "Oh, please, Johnny—Robin Hood’s just delaying the inevitable! That double-team attack is too intense. The Wolf Pack is showing the Merry Band that flashy moves are no substitute for raw, unadulterated power!"
[Minute 11]
Johnny Michaels: "In the eleventh minute, as the momentum shifts, Robin Hood takes center stage! He hits an Arrow’d End—a stunner that nearly floors his opponent, Howler #1! The crowd erupts as Howler #1 staggers, forced to tag out to his partner, Howler #2!"
Eddie Ellington: "Howler #2 now steps up, and I guarantee he’s ready to remind these Merry misfits that the Wolf Pack isn’t just about show—it's about ruthless aggression!"
[Minute 12]
Johnny Michaels: "Robin Hood continues his offensive, hitting a German suplex that sends shockwaves through the ring. Howler #2 tries to hold on, but the punishing maneuver leaves him reeling. Unable to withstand the assault, Howler #2 is forced to tag out to the ever-intimidating Big Bad Wolf!"
Eddie Ellington: "The Wolf Pack is regaining control here, and it’s clear the Merry Band is struggling to keep up with such relentless punishment!"
[Minute 13]
Johnny Michaels: "Big Bad Wolf, back in the spotlight, isn’t wasting time! He delivers a savage spear that rocks Robin Hood. The impact is brutal, and though Robin Hood desperately tries to rally, it looks like the Wolf Pack’s brutality is setting the tone for this match!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s right, Johnny! Every blow from the Wolf Pack knocks the wind out of these Merry misfits. Their style might be romantic, but it’s no match for pure, unabashed aggression!"
[Minute 14]
Johnny Michaels: "Now in the fourteenth minute, the Merry Band makes a last-ditch effort! Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, and Little John unite once again in an all-out double-team! Watch Robin Hood as he delivers a pumphandle kneecap brainbuster, Friar Tuck follows with a rolling scissors maneuver, and Little John rounds it out with a brutal backbreaker! The combined attack leaves Howler #1 reeling on the mat!"
Eddie Ellington: "They might call this teamwork, Johnny, but it’s nothing more than desperate scrambling by a group of relics trying to hang on. The Wolf Pack is simply too savage tonight!"
[Minute 15]
Johnny Michaels: "As we enter the fifteenth minute, the intensity hasn’t dwindled one bit. Howler #1 and Robin Hood meet in the center of the ring—Howler #1 lashes out with vicious back claws, and Robin Hood fires back with a stinging superkick! The battle is fierce, and both teams are laying it all on the line!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s it, folks—another exchange that clearly shows the gap between old-fashioned heroics and the raw, brutal force of the Wolf Pack! The Merry Band might have the heart, but tonight, their efforts are falling painfully short!"
[Minute 16]
Johnny Michaels: "The action kicks into high gear as Howler #1 charges at Robin Hood with a blazing offensive move: a Howler Drop! But look at Robin Hood—he smartly neutralizes it! And just like that, Howler #1 tags out to his partner, Howler #2, ready to keep the pressure on!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! That was a weak drop attempt by Howler #1—nothing more than a clumsy try to catch Robin Hood off guard. The Merry Band’s resilience is showing, even if it’s temporary!"
[Minute 17]
Johnny Michaels: "Now the Wolf Pack isn’t letting up—Howler #2 joins the fray, and suddenly Howler #2, Howler #1, and Big Bad Wolf team up in a ferocious triple-double-team assault! Howler #2 launches a jumping elbow drop, followed by Howler #1 delivering a barrage of multiple elbow drops. Big Bad Wolf seals the punishment with a vicious claw at the back, forcing Robin Hood to counter with an impressive pop-up powerbomb!"
Eddie Ellington: "That is the kind of coordinated brutality the Wolf Pack is known for, Johnny! Robin Hood might have some fancy moves in his arsenal, but against this bone-crushing combination, even his best just seems like a last-ditch effort!"
[Minute 18]
Johnny Michaels: "In the eighteenth minute, the pace holds steady—Howler #2 repositions with a diving headbutt that catches Robin Hood square in the chin. Robin Hood tries to rally, but he’s taking a beating!"
Eddie Ellington: "Robin Hood’s not handling that one very well. That diving headbutt is textbook Wolf Pack—swift, brutal, and utterly unforgiving!"
[Minute 19]
Johnny Michaels: "Back to offense—Howler #2 fires another Howler Drop on Robin Hood, while Robin Hood answers with a high-flying senton! The balance is so delicate that Howler #2 even goes for a pin—only to see Friar Tuck rush in and break it up!"
Eddie Ellington: "Desperation is setting in for the Merry Band! Every time they get a window of opportunity, the Wolf Pack slams it shut. That pin attempt was laughably premature!"
[Minute 20]
Johnny Michaels: "Now Big Bad Wolf takes center stage! He storms in, locking in the fearsome Lycans Lock—a Dragon Sleeper variation that sees Robin Hood struggling to defend. The sheer pressure forces Robin Hood into a corner!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the cold, hard fact—when you’re caught in a Lycans Lock by Big Bad Wolf, there’s no escape. The Merry Band’s heroic veneer is starting to crack under that relentless power!"
[Minute 21]
Johnny Michaels: "Things heat up again in the twenty-first minute! In an all-out brawl, Robin Hood teams up with Friar Tuck and Little John in a desperate triple-team against Big Bad Wolf. Robin Hood hits a flying senton, Friar Tuck follows with a crushing cross-body block, and Little John unleashes an arm-drag series. But Big Bad Wolf isn’t backing down—he responds with a punishing abdominal stretch that leaves the Merry Band reeling!"
Eddie Ellington: "Now that’s a massacre, Johnny! Look at those coordinated moves from the Merry Band—they’re trying to fight fire with fire, but Big Bad Wolf’s strength is an immovable force. It’s a brutal display of attrition!"
[Minute 22]
Johnny Michaels: "In the twenty-second minute, Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, and Little John go for a package piledriver combo—all executed with precision! Robin Hood leads with the piledriver, Friar Tuck throws in a slingshot maneuver, and Little John… well, he holds the line—but Big Bad Wolf counters with a Pack Leader Suplex that reverberates throughout the ring!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s savage, Johnny! The Wolf Pack shows that they don’t just want to win—they want to humiliate these Merry misfits! When Big Bad Wolf hits that Pack Leader Suplex, it’s a reminder that brute force always prevails over sentimental teamwork!"
[Minute 23]
Johnny Michaels: "Big Bad Wolf isn’t done yet! In the twenty-third minute, he catches Robin Hood with a brutal rub—he literally slams Robin Hood’s face into the ring mat! Robin Hood takes the punishment, and it’s clear that the Wolf Pack’s aggression is leaving its mark."
Eddie Ellington: "Absolutely brutal! That ‘rub face into the ring mat’ is nothing short of a declaration that the Wolf Pack means business—Robin Hood is left gasping for air!"
[Minute 24]
Johnny Michaels: "Entering the twenty-fourth minute, Big Bad Wolf strikes again! The Wolf Pack continues their relentless assault as Big Bad Wolf launches a savage spear, and Robin Hood counters with a pumphandle kneecap brainbuster. In a chaotic exchange, Big Bad Wolf then tags out to his partner, Howler #2!"
Eddie Ellington: "Every time Robin Hood thinks he’s turning the tide, the Wolf Pack reminds him whose playground this is! That spear and brainbuster combination is evidence that raw, unrefined power is the name of the game tonight!"
[Minute 25]
Johnny Michaels: "In the twenty-fifth minute, Howler #2 is back in the action with his comrades—Howler #1 and Big Bad Wolf join forces for another devastating triple-team assault! Howler #2 starts with a punishing knee drop, Howler #1 follows with vicious back claws, and Big Bad Wolf completes the combo with another Pack Leader Suplex. But look at Robin Hood—he reverses the double-team in a desperate counter!"
Eddie Ellington: "That reversal was all Robin Hood had—a fleeting moment of defiance—but it’s painfully clear that even his best isn’t enough when he’s caught between the relentless teamwork of the Wolf Pack!"
[Minute 26]
Johnny Michaels: "Now in the twenty-sixth minute, Howler #2 turns on the heat once more—he leaps off the top and delivers a diving headbutt that finds its mark on Robin Hood! The impact is bone-crushing, and after delivering the blow, Howler #2 tags out to Big Bad Wolf."
Eddie Ellington: "Another devastating move! That diving headbutt shows the Wolf Pack’s unyielding aggression—Robin Hood’s body clearly tells the tale, and it's not a pretty one!"
[Minute 27]
Johnny Michaels: "Big Bad Wolf is on a tear in the twenty-seventh minute—he returns with a vicious rub of Robin Hood’s face into the ring mat once again. Robin Hood struggles to recover from the bone-jarring impact!"
Eddie Ellington: "Every slam, every rub is a public statement—Robin Hood is being punished time and again by the unforgiving Wolf Pack. And for the fans, it’s a brutal sight they won’t soon forget!"
[Minute 28]
Johnny Michaels: "In the twenty-eighth minute, the tide turns momentarily as Robin Hood rallies with a high-flying senton! But Big Bad Wolf fights back fiercely—after the senton, Robin Hood goes for a pin attempt. The suspense is palpable—one... and Big Bad Wolf kicks him out, forcing another tag and leaving Robin Hood desperate and exposed!"
Eddie Ellington: "That pin attempt was a last-ditch gamble, Johnny! But the Wolf Pack’s resilience and raw power ensure that no matter what, the Merry Band’s spirit is never enough to overcome the crushing force of their opponents!"
[Minute 29]
Johnny Michaels: "Now in the twenty-ninth minute, all the chaos reaches peak intensity! Howler #1 returns with a thunderous Samoan Drop while Howler #2 follows up with a snap scoop slam. Big Bad Wolf makes his presence felt again as he delivers another crushing rub of Robin Hood’s face into the ring mat. Not to be outdone, Robin Hood counters with a blistering superkick—while Friar Tuck lands a cross-body block and Little John executes a shoulder claw. The entire arena is shaking from the combined impact!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s an all-out free-for-all! The Merry Band is giving it everything they’ve got, but the Wolf Pack’s coordinated assault is like an avalanche—they’re just relentless, and Robin Hood is caught in the middle of this storm!"
[Minute 30]
Johnny Michaels: "The Merry Band tries to regroup one last time. Robin Hood and Friar Tuck tag in and launch a dynamic double-team offense—a sharpshooter from Robin Hood coupled with a rolling scissors maneuver from Friar Tuck. But Howler #1 answers back by unleashing a barrage of multiple elbow drops in a final stand of raw intensity!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s it, folks—what a chaotic, heart-stopping minute! The festive spirit of the Merry Band might be flickering now, but the Wolf Pack’s savage might continues to dominate every moment of this contest!"
[Minute 31]
Johnny Michaels: "In the 31st minute, the action doesn’t let up one bit! Howler #1 comes out swinging—he connects with a vicious back claws attack on Robin Hood. But the crafty Merry man fires back immediately with a textbook DDT! Not long after, Howler #1 tags out to Big Bad Wolf, while Robin Hood hands over the reins to Little John. The substitutions are as strategic as they are necessary in this grueling contest."
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! That’s the Merry Band showing up with their patented high-flying style, but it’s clear the Wolf Pack is determined to reassert their savage dominance. Every substitute tells you that the Wolf Pack won’t let these self-styled heroes catch a break."
[Minute 32]
Johnny Michaels: "Now, Big Bad Wolf takes center stage! In the 32nd minute, he rolls into offense and clamps down on Little John with a fearsome Lycans Lock—a Dragon Sleeper that leaves Little John struggling to escape. Just when it seems Little John might tap out, Friar Tuck surges in to make the save, forcing Big Bad Wolf to tag out to Howler #2."
Eddie Ellington: "That Lycans Lock—pure predatory power. Little John nearly goes under there! But the Merry Band’s saving grace, Friar Tuck, shows he’s not done yet. Even so, the Wolf Pack’s brutality is relentless."
[Minute 33]
Johnny Michaels: "Hold onto your hats now—the floor is an all-out war zone! In the 33rd minute, everyone in the ring turns up for one chaotic round. Howler #2 launches a jumping elbow drop with pinpoint accuracy, while Howler #1 follows up with a brutal sidewalk slam. Big Bad Wolf then stuns the crowd executing a Pack Leader Suplex, and Little John gets a sharp punch to the midsection. Friar Tuck then slingshots into the fray, and to cap it off, Robin Hood lands another searing DDT! The entire Merry Band and Wolf Pack are locked in a massive double-team brawl!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at that mayhem! The Wolf Pack’s precision mixed with the Merry Band’s desperate valor—it’s a free-for-all that leaves little room for subtlety. But if you ask me, every one of these moves just confirms that the Wolf Pack runs this show!"
[Minute 34]
Johnny Michaels: "In the 34th minute, Howler #2 reenters with a thunderous Howler Drop—this time targeting Little John. Little John fights valiantly to counter, but he just can’t bring down the relentless force. Howler #2 goes for the pin, and the tension is palpable—but Little John manages to kick out just in time, then tags out to Friar Tuck for a needed break."
Eddie Ellington: "Another wasted pin attempt by the Wolf Pack’s agile enforcer! They’re desperate to finish this, but the Merry Band isn’t giving in without a fight—even if their efforts are crumbling under the Wolf Pack’s onslaught."
[Minute 35]
Johnny Michaels: "Moving into the 35th minute, Howler #2 turns on the intensity with a crushing piledriver on Friar Tuck. Friar Tuck absorbs the punishment and is forced to tag out—Robin Hood is back in! The momentum is constantly shifting as substitutions keep the pace relentless."
Eddie Ellington: "That piledriver was brutal, Johnny! It’s another reminder that the Wolf Pack’s aggression leaves the Merry Band reeling. But hey, they keep coming back—if only they could learn that flash won’t win this war!"
[Minute 36]
Johnny Michaels: "In the 36th minute, Howler #2 takes advantage of a distraction—a classic Wolf Pack tactic! A slip-team maneuver with a foreign object distracts Robin Hood, and he ends up absorbing a heavy dose of punishment. The Wolf Pack never misses a beat."
Eddie Ellington: "Distractions like that are the hallmark of a real predator. The Merry Band’s honor might be intact, but in the ring, their finesse is no match for underhanded tactics!"
[Minute 37]
Johnny Michaels: "Now, in the 37th minute, the Merry Band regroups for a counterattack! Robin Hood and Friar Tuck join forces—Robin Hood kicks off with a sharp DDT, while Friar Tuck locks in his trademark Keg Crusher Bear Hug. Then, Howler #2 responds with another jumping elbow drop. The sheer exchange is a concerto of chaos!"
Eddie Ellington: "That double-team from the Merry Band is their only saving grace right now, Johnny—if only it could turn the tide. But against the Wolf Pack’s merciless aggression, it all comes off as desperate rather than decisive!"
[Minute 38]
Johnny Michaels: "Heading into the 38th minute, Robin Hood finds an opening—he executes a precise German Suplex on Howler #2. The impact almost brings the Wolf Pack enforcer down! And look, Robin Hood goes for a pin—but Howler #1 comes out of nowhere to break it up!"
Eddie Ellington: "Robin’s trying to shine here, but his pin attempt is thwarted once again by the ever-vigilant Wolf Pack. It’s a recurring theme—no matter how high the Merry Band flies, the Wolf Pack keeps them grounded!"
[Minute 39]
Johnny Michaels: "In the 39th minute, Howler #2 revs up the offense—he unleashes a snap scoop slam that barely leaves Robin Hood any room to breathe. Robin Hood retains his fight by answering with another German Suplex, keeping the struggle as fierce as ever!"
Eddie Ellington: "Moves like that are inconsistent at best—flashes of brilliance from Robin Hood, sure, but they’re battered down by the Wolf Pack’s savage intensity every time. The Merry Band’s heart is there, but the bite just isn’t enough!"
[Minute 40]
Johnny Michaels: "As we hit the 40th minute, the Wolf Pack turns up the heat with a classic distraction—Howling to lure the referee’s attention. Taking advantage, Robin Hood executes a crisp DDT, trying to capitalize on the gap in defense. He goes for a pin, and the attempt looks promising—but Howler #2 kicks out just in time! With that, Howler #2 tags out to Big Bad Wolf, leaving Robin Hood isolated on defense for the next burst!"
Eddie Ellington: "That pin was as close as it gets for the Merry Band, but it wasn’t enough. The Wolf Pack’s relentless pressure is proving too much—every move from Robin Hood ends in further punishment!"
[Minute 41]
Johnny Michaels: "In the 41st minute, Big Bad Wolf takes his turn—he storms in with a savage spear aimed directly at Robin Hood. The impact sends shockwaves through the ring as Robin Hood tries to cling on to consciousness!"
Eddie Ellington: "That savage spear is what the Wolf Pack is all about, Johnny—pure, unadulterated brutality! Robin Hood just can’t withstand that level of force."
[Minute 42]
Johnny Michaels: "The pace doesn’t let up—In the 42nd minute, Big Bad Wolf follows with a punishing power slam on Robin Hood. Each slam echoes through the arena as the Merry Band’s resilience is tested beyond limits."
Eddie Ellington: "Another brutal power slam! It’s like watching a freight train run over a toy—Robin Hood’s attempts to fight back are simply falling short!"
[Minute 43]
Johnny Michaels: "In the 43rd minute, Big Bad Wolf isn’t done yet—he lunges in with a vicious claw at the back that leaves Robin Hood battered and bloodied. The Wolf Pack’s onslaught continues without mercy!"
Eddie Ellington: "Every single hit from Big Bad Wolf drives this message home: the Wolf Pack doesn’t tolerate weak opposition. Robin Hood is taking one lashing after the other!"
[Minute 44]
Johnny Michaels: "Now, in the 44th minute, Big Bad Wolf locks in a terrifying Lycan Lock—a Dragon Sleeper variation that seems to wrap around Robin Hood like a noose. Not to be outdone, Robin Hood fights through with a desperate DDT! Despite his courage, Big Bad Wolf straps in the Lycan Lock, and although Robin Hood refuses to submit, the message is clear. At that moment, Big Bad Wolf tags out to Howler #2, signaling more devastation to come."
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the epitome of Wolf Pack savagery, Johnny! Robin Hood’s never been one to tap out—and even as he fights through the pain, you can see the toll it’s taking. The Wolf Pack has him right where they want him!"
[Minute 45]
Johnny Michaels: "In the one final, awe-inspiring minute, the Wolf Pack unleashes one last coordinated assault! Howler #2, Howler #1, and Big Bad Wolf band together for a devastating double-team on Robin Hood. Howler #2 kicks it off with a punishing knee drop, Howler #1 delivers a barrage of strikes—even throwing in a mysterious, savage maneuver—and Big Bad Wolf seals the deal with another savage spear. Robin Hood rallies with a German Suplex of his own, but the relentless Wolf Pack proves overwhelming. And as the final bell sounds, after 45 grueling minutes, the match is declared a draw!"
Eddie Ellington: "That draw is a testament to the sheer endurance of both factions—yet it’s clear the Wolf Pack’s savage teamwork is the lasting statement here. The Merry Band fought with heart, but against such relentless brutality, even their best moments barely kept them in contention!"
(The arena roars with mixed cheers and boos as the broadcast fades out, leaving the fate of this storied rivalry tantalizingly unresolved and setting the stage for more explosive clashes in the future.)
MAIN EVENT -
(The show returns from commercial break, and the atmosphere inside the NPCW arena is electric. The camera shifts to the announce desk, where Johnny Michaels sits with a serious expression, ready to set the stage for the night’s explosive main event. Across from him, Eddie Ellington leans back smugly, already stirring up trouble with a knowing grin.)
Johnny Michaels: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to NPCW Polar Power! The tension tonight is at an all-time high, because it’s time for our Main Event—The Blonde Bombshells taking on The Witch’s Coven! But before we head to the ring, let’s take a moment to reflect on how we got here, because this isn’t just another match—it’s an all-out war!"
(The screen shifts to a dramatic highlight reel, showcasing the history of the Blonde Bombshells.)
The Birth of the Blonde Bombshells
"It all started with one of the most vicious attacks we’ve ever seen in NPCW. The Witch’s Coven—led by the sinister Wicked Witch—launched a blinding assault on Mrs. Claus and Dorothy, sending both women to the hospital with severe injuries."
"Dorothy, once the proud Emerald Champion of OZ and a cornerstone of the Wizard’s Warriors, was forever changed by that night. Left dejected and isolated, she abandoned her previous allies and discarded the persona that had once defined her. With a dark hoodie over her head and a kendo stick in hand, she no longer fought for accolades—she fought for justice, and she didn’t care who stood in her way."
"Her transformation didn’t go unnoticed. Her longtime friend, Alice from Wonderland, watched as Dorothy embraced the rage. At first, Alice tried to pull Dorothy back from the darkness—but attack after attack from the Coven, combined with the establishment’s failure to intervene, made Alice realize that Dorothy’s path was the only path. She dropped the Wonderland persona, picked up her own kendo stick, and stood at Dorothy’s side."
(The screen flashes through footage of Dorothy and Alice wreaking havoc, making their mark on the NPCW roster.)
"Thus, the Blonde Bombshells were born! Together, Dorothy and Alice vowed to shake the foundation of NPCW. They didn’t play by the rules, they didn’t seek approval—they only promised KA-BOOM—destruction for anyone who thought they could keep them down!"
The Arrival of Goldie Locks
"But every great movement needs a mentor, and that’s where HCW veteran Goldie Locks entered the fray. Goldie, a legend in her own right, saw the fire in Dorothy and Alice and took them under her wing. However, Goldie had her own wounds—she had been brutally beaten by the Dark Dominion’s Vixens during her last HCW appearance. At first, she downplayed her injuries, pushing forward and continuing to fight in NPCW. But week after week, the cracks in her armor became more visible—she wasn’t the same powerhouse she once was."
"After Northern Belles Episode 001, Goldie finally agreed to take time off to heal. But last week, everything changed. During the Bombshells’ match against the Tinsel Twins, the Coven struck again! And this time, Goldie wasn’t going to sit on the sidelines anymore. She appeared after the match, taking the microphone and throwing down the challenge—tonight, the Blonde Bombshells and The Witch’s Coven would settle things in the ring!"
(The screen cuts back to Johnny Michaels, who leans forward as he drives home the final question.)
Johnny Michaels: "So here we are, NPCW Universe—at the tipping point. The Blonde Bombshells are locked and loaded. The Witch’s Coven is prepared to unleash hell. But the biggest question lingering over this match isn’t whether the battle will be brutal—we already know it will be. The question is—is Goldie Locks ready?* After everything she’s endured, is she truly at 100%? Can she stand toe-to-toe with the Wicked Witch and her Coven?"*
"Well, there’s only one way to find out! Standing in the ring, ready to introduce tonight’s competitors, is none other than NPCW’s legendary announcer—Louie Linville! Let’s send it to the ring!"
(The camera quickly shifts to the ring, where Louie Linville stands tall, microphone in hand, as the crowd erupts with excitement for the introductions.)
(The lights dim slightly as the energy builds in the arena, ready for the competitors to make their entrances.)
Louie Linville: "Ladies and gentlemen—it is now time for your MAIN EVENT of the evening! The following contest is a six-woman tag team match!"
"Introducing first, making their way to the ring—fueled by rage and justice, standing together as one of the most rebellious forces in NPCW—THE BLONDE BOMBSHELLS!"
(The crowd explodes into cheers as Dorothy, Alice and Goldie enter from the audience, each draped in their signature hoodies, kendo sticks in hand. Their movements are sharp, their energy fiery as they march through the crowd, eyes locked on the ring. As they pass the barricades, they acknowledge the roaring fans who stand behind them.)
(Goldie Locks steps forward, her presence commanding. She may not be at full strength, but tonight, she’s here to fight, and that’s all that matters. The three women stand together, looking like a storm ready to strike as they climb into the ring.)
Louie Linville (continuing): "And now—making their way to the ring, accompanied by the wicked leader herself—the reigning terror of NPCW—the WITCH’S COVEN!"
(The arena erupts in boos as eerie, flickering green lights sweep through the crowd. The sound of cackling laughter and ominous whispers fills the space as the Coven emerges from the shadows. At the forefront is the Wicked Witch, her piercing eyes glaring at the Bombshells.)
"Flanking their dark leader, these formidable forces are Wicked Willow and Morrigan!"
(Wicked Willow and Morrigan stride beside the Wicked Witch, their expressions unreadable, their aura menacing. They are joined by Grizelda, the fourth member of the Coven. Together, they move like a united spell of chaos, stepping onto the ring apron as they gaze down upon their challengers.)
(As both teams stand across from each other, the tension in the ring is palpable. The audience is buzzing, the anticipation mounting.)
Johnny Michaels: "Look at this scene, Eddie—you can feel the electricity in the air! The Blonde Bombshells are ready for war! But can Goldie Locks withstand what’s coming her way? The Coven looks ruthless tonight, and they’ve never been known to hold back!"
Eddie Ellington (smirking): "Johnny, let’s be real—the Coven thrives in situations like this. This isn’t just a match; it’s a display of dominance. The Wicked Witch doesn’t need a fair fight—she just needs control. And Goldie Locks? Well, I hope she’s got her retirement plan sorted, because after tonight, she might just need it!"
Johnny Michaels: "That remains to be seen! NPCW Universe, buckle up—it’s time for the Blonde Bombshells versus The Witch’s Coven!"
(The camera zooms in as the bell rings, signaling the start of this massive Main Event. The battle is about to explode, and neither side is backing down.)
MINUTE 1
Johnny Michaels: "We’re off! Right out of the gate, Morrigan charges in while Alice springs into action. Morrigan fires a devastating brainbuster—an opening act that leaves the audience in stunned silence—only for Alice to retaliate with her signature ‘Wonderlands End MoonSault!’ And that’s the spark that lit up The Coven’s fire!"
Eddie Ellington: "Look at Alice go—if she wasn’t already marked by that blinding attack, she’d be unstoppable. But don’t get your hopes up for the Blonde Bombshells when she’s forced to tag out to her partner, Dorothy, because this isn’t a fairytale; this is NPCW!"
MINUTE 2
Johnny Michaels: "Now Dorothy’s in the ring and she wastes no time! She launches into a tornado – her so-called ‘Kansas Cyclone’ Tornado DDT on Morrigan. The impact is brutal, and Morrigan just can’t fend it off!"
Eddie Ellington: "Dorothy’s attack might look majestic to the untrained eye, but it’s only a flash in the pan. And when she goes for the pin, Morrigan kicks out, proving once again that the Witch’s Coven isn’t intimidated by the so-called ‘heroines’. And after that, Dorothy is forced to tag out to Goldie Locks… and folks, you can clearly see Goldie’s injuries – she’s not at full power tonight!"
MINUTE 3
Johnny Michaels: "Back in the ring now, Morrigan turns her attention to Goldie Locks. With a swift spin kick, Morrigan sends a message—while Goldie, still limping and wincing from past beatings, can barely muster a counter move."
Eddie Ellington: "Look at that! Goldie Locks is trying to show her old spark, but she’s clearly paying for those past injuries. They never repaired, and tonight, the painful truth is right on display!"
MINUTE 4
Johnny Michaels: "In the fourth minute, Morrigan shifts tactics – launching high-speed roundhouse kicks that send Goldie Locks hurling out of the ring! The referee begins the count... and although Morrigan makes it back at the count, Goldie tries to tag out but cannot. The Coven isn’t done here as Morrigan tags out to the sinister presence of the Wicked Witch!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s cold, Johnny. Goldie Locks has been through hell – and tonight, those injuries are her undoing. The Witch’s Coven is simply too ruthless for a woman who’s clearly barely hanging on."
MINUTE 5
Johnny Michaels: "Now the Wicked Witch takes center stage, accompanied by her ally, Wicked Willow. They team up in a double-team assault. The Wicked Witch lands a swinging neckbreaker, while Wicked Willow follows with a dazzling somersault leg drop right on Goldie Locks, who absorbs every bit of punishment."
Eddie Ellington: "Every move from that Coven is pure, unfiltered malice. Meanwhile, Goldie – already looking worse for wear – can barely respond. It’s a brutal display that leaves no doubt: these aren’t the days of glamour for the Blonde Bombshells anymore."
MINUTE 6
Johnny Michaels: "In the sixth minute, back in the action, the Wicked Witch locks in an ankle lock on Goldie Locks. Goldie fights to escape the pain, but the hold is simply too relentless! The Wicked Witch doesn’t relent, and even after the submission hold is strung in, Goldie refuses to tap."
Eddie Ellington: "Goldie’s still clinging to her dignity—and her injuries are screaming for mercy. But the Witch’s Coven, with moves like that, show no sign of easing up. One thing’s for sure, she isn’t at her best tonight!"
MINUTE 7
Johnny Michaels: "Next, Wicked Willow reenters with a devastating Widow’s Peak Neckbreaker on Goldie Locks. Desperate to counter, Goldie answers with a one-handed bulldog that, given her condition, is more a cry for help than a power move. Wicked Willow quickly tags out to her partner, the Wicked Witch, keeping the momentum for the Coven rolling!"
Eddie Ellington: "Pathetic! That one-handed bulldog is barely worth a mention when you see how out of it Goldie looks. The Witch’s Coven are in their element – while the Bombshells are stumbling through their pain."
MINUTE 8
Johnny Michaels: "In the eighth minute, the Wicked Witch is back in the fray. She hoists Goldie Locks for a gutwrench powerbomb, only for Goldie to respond with another feeble one-handed bulldog. Trying to capitalize, Goldie goes for a pin – but the Wicked Witch ignites the crowd by kicking it out, then tags out to Morrigan, keeping The Coven in full control!"
Eddie Ellington: "Goldie’s attempts are as weak as her patched-up body. That pin attempt was a disaster waiting to happen, and it’s clear – the Witch’s Coven are the true power in this match."
MINUTE 9
Johnny Michaels: "Now, in the ninth minute, Goldie Locks responds with a double wrist clutch pin on Morrigan. Morrigan struggles, but it’s all in vain as Goldie looks to seize control. However, Morrigan’s resilience forces a counter, leaving Goldie’s attack far from conclusive!"
Eddie Ellington: "Goldie’s trying to pull off a comeback, but every move is hampered by her injuries. It’s a shame – she used to be a real contender. Now she just looks like a wounded old timer fighting way above her weight!"
MINUTE 10
Johnny Michaels: "In the tenth minute, Morrigan launches into a seated Fujiwara armbar on Goldie Locks. Goldie retaliates with one-handed bulldog style defiance, showing what little fight she has left. Morrigan soon tags out, handing the reins over to Wicked Willow."
Eddie Ellington: "Goldie’s spirit might still be there, but those injuries are clearly holding her back. Wicked Willow now prepares to carry on the Coven’s assault with that infernal style only they can muster!"
MINUTE 11
Johnny Michaels: "Wicked Willow steps back in with a bearhug on Goldie Locks. Goldie endures the punishment, absorbing every hit as her battered body shows signs of suffering. After the bearhug, Wicked Willow tags out to the Wicked Witch, keeping the pressure on!"
Eddie Ellington: "Goldie’s really taking a beating here – she just doesn’t look like she’s been through these wars unscathed. Meanwhile, the Witch’s Coven look as if they’re ready to dismantle anyone who dares oppose them!"
MINUTE 12
Johnny Michaels: "Now the action intensifies in the twelfth minute – with Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and the Wicked Witch joining forces in a devastating double-team scenario against Goldie Locks. Wicked Willow covers her with a brutal bearhug, Morrigan follows up with an inverted D.D.T., and the Wicked Witch drops a diving crossbody known as the Winged Monkey Bomb. Goldie Locks desperately manages a one-handed bulldog in a last-ditch effort—but the combined assault leaves her reeling!"
Eddie Ellington: "It’s absolutely ruthless! That triple-team maneuver shows the sheer dominance of the Coven. And look at Goldie – every time she steps into that ring, her injuries make her look like she’s already lost half the fight!"
MINUTE 13
Johnny Michaels: "With the thirteenth minute on the clock, Wicked Willow and the Wicked Witch double-team again. Wicked Willow launches a somersault leg drop, then the Wicked Witch fires in a swinging neckbreaker. Goldie Locks retaliates with a diving lariat—though it’s clear her timing is off as her movements betray her battered condition."
Eddie Ellington: "That diving lariat is as shaky as her knees – Goldie just doesn’t have it in her anymore. The Coven’s on fire tonight, and every move they land only underlines how outclassed the Blonde Bombshells really are!"
MINUTE 14
Johnny Michaels: "In the fourteenth minute, Wicked Willow takes charge. Rolling into action, she executes a Spider’s Web Sidewalk Slam on Goldie Locks. The impact is harsh – Goldie absorbs the punishment, and Wicked Willow goes for the pin. The count begins… but out of nowhere, Dorothy makes the save! Wicked Willow’s pin attempt is thwarted!"
Eddie Ellington: "Ha! When Dorothy steps in, it just looks like a last-ditch dive to save face. Goldie can’t seem to pull anything together—her injuries are glaringly obvious, and this just proves that the Coven’s cruelty leaves her in shambles!"
MINUTE 15
Johnny Michaels: "Now we enter the fifteenth minute – and here comes the climax! Wicked Willow charges in once more, unleashing her signature Black Widow Powerslam—an absolute monster of a move. Goldie Locks, already battered and showing every sign of pain, tries to fend it off, but it’s too much. The vicious powerslam connects, and the referee counts the pin… and that’s it! Goldie Locks is pinned by Wicked Willow!"
Eddie Ellington: "That’s the end of it, folks! Look at Goldie—she’s clearly not at full power tonight. The injuries are all over her, and it’s a stinging defeat. The Witch’s Coven stands triumphant, and the Blonde Bombshells are left to lick their wounds. Clearly, when you step into the ring with this dominant Coven, there’s no room for half-hearted heroics!"
Johnny Michaels (closing the Main Event): "What a brutal main event, NPCW Universe! The Witch’s Coven have proven once again why they rule with an iron fist. They were able to keep Goldie locks from tagging out and her time-worn injuries and lack of full power were too much to overcome tonight."
Eddie Ellington: "Absolutely, Johnny. The Witch’s Coven displayed relentless aggression, and every time Goldie Locks stepped in, her faded glory was all too evident. The era of the Blonde Bombshells is clearly numbered when faced with such a dominant and ruthless force!"
(The arena erupts in a mix of boos and shocked gasps as the show fades out, leaving the NPCW Universe to ponder the future of these storied factions.)
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Lights dim, the NPCW logo glows on the big screen. Music swells as we fade in to Johnny “The Mic” Michaels standing center-ring, clutching his microphone with all the gravitas of a legend about to drop bombshell news.
JOHNNY "THE MIC" MICHAELS (Excitedly):
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of the snowdrifts and creatures of the cold—IT’S TIME!! I’m Johnny ‘The Mic’ Michaels, and what I’m about to drop on you ain’t just news—it’s a blizzard of boldness, a storm front of shake-ups, and the deep freeze of destiny all wrapped up in one!”
“That’s right, NPCW is turning up the heat in the coldest place on Earth with a whole new lineup of shows starting JUNE 1st! It’s the biggest broadcast shift since Blitzen powerbombed Krampus through the Naughty List!”
📅 SCHEDULE SHAKE-UP ANNOUNCEMENT:
JOHNNY:
“FIRST—the flagship, the sledgehammer, the snowplow of pro wrestling—POLAR POWER is packing its snow boots and MOVING TO SATURDAY NIGHTS! That’s right, no more Sunday snoozes—we’re taking over Saturday prime time starting June 7th, and every single Saturday after that!”
“SECOND—The ladies of the North are about to bring the fire to the frost! Get ready for NORTHERN BELLES, airing twice a month on the 1st and 3rd Sundays! The Women’s Division will shine like the Northern Lights—and trust me, you do not wanna miss it!”
“THIRD—and this one’s brand new, hot off the glacier! Say hello to CHILL FACTOR, airing on the 2nd and 4th Sundays—featuring the powerhouse talent of the NPCW Men’s Division! We’re talking suplexes with snow crunch, dropkicks through blizzards, and enough frostbitten fury to freeze your TV screen!”
“FOURTH—What about those legendary Supercards, huh? Don’t worry, folks—when there’s a fifth Sunday, it’s time to feast! Supercards are staying right where they are, bigger and better than ever!”
“FIFTH—The untelevised House Shows? They’re moving to Thursday nights—but don’t worry, our very own Dave ‘The Brute’ Kent will still be breaking down every bump, slam, and surprise in the local Polar Press!”
“AND FINALLY—WRESTLEFESTS! Those beloved holiday webisodes aren’t going anywhere! Hosted by the incomparable KC Rogers and the velvet-voiced Alton Bell, these shows bring the party to your screen during every big holiday!”
🎤 COMMENTATOR/CREW REVEALS:
JOHNNY:
“Let’s talk TALENT, baby! Here’s your guide to the snow-covered stars bringing you every beat of the action!”
🔹 POLAR POWER – Hosted by yours truly, with the silver-tongued cyclone Eddie ‘The Expert of Elocution’ Ellington on color, and the brilliant Smooth Samantha backstage with the scoops!
🔹 NORTHERN BELLES – Led by the graceful-but-deadly Hana Nakamura, with Vera ‘The Iron Maiden’ Steele on color commentary and the fierce Alexandra Jones doing what she does best—digging deep for truth in the snow!
🔹 CHILL FACTOR – The powerhouse Hammer Washington brings the heat, with Dave ‘The Brute’ Kent as his frozen-fist co-host, and a fresh face joins the team—‘Slick’ Ricky Vega, the smoothest mic man this side of the Snowbanks!
🔹 WRESTLEFESTS – Still hosted by the fan-favorite KC Rogers and classy co-host Alton Bell—you never know when they’ll show up to crash the sleigh and call the action!
🔹 SUPERCARDS – That’s right, it’s me and Eddie, the dream team, calling the biggest matches with support from anyone, anywhere in NPCW!”
🔥 CLOSING TEASE:
JOHNNY:
“Folks, we’re not just changing times—we’re changing the game! More action, more airtime, more madness from your favorite NPCW Superstars than ever before! So mark your calendars, prep your snacks, and call your crew—because starting in June, the North Pole just got a whole lot hotter!”
“Until next time, this is Johnny ‘The Mic’ Michaels signing off and reminding you—keep it cold, keep it bold, and ALWAYS stay tuned to NPCW! Goodnight everybody!”
🎶 NPCW theme plays. Crowd erupts. Camera zooms out on Johnny waving and pointing at the camera as snowflakes fall and the screen fades to the new lineup calendar.
Another great show NPCW.
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