Airing June 30, 2025
(A dramatic fanfare hits, then cuts to the NPCW Aftermath set — a cozy throwback to 1980s wrestling programming. Wooden panel walls, vintage monitors, and a big red-and-blue “AFTERMATH” logo hang behind a desk. At that desk sits DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT — still wearing his sinister lucha-style mask, but dressed sharply in a navy blazer and a Christmas tie, tapping papers and sneering slightly at the camera.)
DAVE "THE BRUTE" KENT: “Well... here we are again. You survived the MELTDOWN. Somehow. I didn’t think the ‘heroes of the north’ had it in them. Thought they'd finally crack under the weight of all the mayhem, monsters, and misfits. But instead? What we got last night looked a little less like a Meltdown and a little more like a frosty fairytale ending. The good guys stood tall, the villains got knocked down, and the Polar Bears didn’t just slip on the ice — they got body-slammed through it.”
(He sighs, unimpressed, adjusting his papers.)
DAVE: “And hey, give it up for KC Rogers — our ever-cheerful sideline correspondent. She managed to get 8 of the 10 match outcomes right during the preview show. That’s right — eight. That’s what they’re saying. Me? I only got three. But at least I wasn’t guessing like I was pulling names out of a Frosty cereal box.”
(He leans in slightly, smirking at the camera.)
DAVE: “But listen up, snowflakes, because if you thought last night was the end, you don’t know how we do things at NPCW. We are just getting started. This weekend ain’t over. This is AFTERMATH — and we’ve got THREE main-event-caliber matchups that’ll shake the icicles off your roof.”
(Graphics fly across the screen in old-school “Coming Up Tonight!” TV-style as Dave continues.)
DAVE:
Match #1 — A revenge fight years in the making:
Santa Claus returns to the ring after being sidelined for months thanks to Frankenstein’s Monster and the rest of that medical malpractice Dr. Frankenstein calls a faction. Tonight? Santa’s not giving out toys — he’s handing out payback.
Match #2 — The Northern Lights Title is on the line:
Robin Hood, barely able to stand after last night’s I Quit match, has already signed to defend his title against Abaddon — the Demon of Destruction, summoned by none other than NPCW’s answer to a tax audit in December: Grinch Heyman. Can Robin survive two nights in a row? I doubt it.
Match #3 — A non-title grudge match, and a big one:
Goldie Locks, the new Queen of the North, goes toe-to-hooves with Lilith, the Demoness herself. If Goldie thought winning that crown was tough, she’s in for a much darker fairytale tonight.
(He lowers his voice a touch, growing more serious.)
DAVE: “And if you didn’t notice — that’s two out of three matches tonight that belong to the Demonic Legion. Say what you want about Heyman — he might be slimier than a seal in July, but the man plays chess when everyone else is still learning how to spell ‘checkmate.’”
(He leans back, folding his arms.)
DAVE: “So buckle up. Light a fire, grab your cocoa, hide your kids — because AFTERMATH is about to begin... and if the monsters didn’t win the war last night, you better believe they’re coming to finish the job tonight.”
(Cue intense music sting and a retro-style logo transition as the broadcast cuts to the match intro graphics.)
NPCW POLAR MELTDOWN AFTERMATH — MATCH 1
Santa Claus vs. Frankenstein’s Monster (w/ Dr. Frankenstein)
Commentary by Dave “The Brute” Kent
DAVE "THE BRUTE" KENT (opening commentary): “Well here we go — Santa Claus versus Frankenstein’s Monster. A grudge match, a revenge match, a holiday special with blood and bearhugs. I’ve seen weirder matches… but not many.”
MATCH COMMENTARY
Minute 1: “Santa explodes out of the corner with a JINGLE BELL BUSTER — a beautiful spinebuster that rattled the Monster like a tree in a windstorm. Didn’t think the old guy had that kind of fire left in him! Credit where it’s due.”
Minute 2: “Santa goes for a second Buster — but the Monster smartens up and blocks it. Not the crispest counter I’ve ever seen, but effective. You can tell Frankenstein’s been drilled not to fall for the same trick twice… unlike some other guys on this roster.”
Minute 3: “Both men trading offense now — Santa’s REINDEER CHARGE connects, but Monster lands a rough elbow drop on the way down. Stiff exchange. Good tempo. Honestly? This is already more physical than half the card from last night.”
Minute 4: “Now here comes the chaos. Bernard on one side, Dr. Frankenstein on the other — this turns into a Christmas Eve street brawl real quick. Bernard clocks the Monster while Abe’s looking the other way, but Dr. Frank hits a sweep at the ropes. Who’s running this match — Honest Abe or an improv class?!”
Minute 5: “They’re back to trading bombs — another REINDEER CHARGE and Monster’s BACK SMASHES. These two are wearing each other down like mall Santas in December. Momentum keeps leaning Santa’s way, and I gotta say, he’s showing some serious cardio for a guy built like a snow globe.”
Minute 6: “Santa traps Monster in the CANDY CANE CRUSH — the most festive bearhug you’ll ever see, but man, it’s effective. And just like that… he makes the Monster submit. Frankenstein’s Monster — one of the most dominant forces in the company — taps out to a bearhug from Father Christmas.”
POST-MATCH REACTION
DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT: “I’ll be honest. That was better than I expected. No sleigh bells, no magic dust, no Krampus interference — just two bruisers slamming meat in the center of the ring. And yes, I saw the outside interference, but for once it actually added to the match instead of hijacking it.
Santa didn’t just get revenge — he did it convincingly. Didn’t pin him, didn’t outsmart him, didn’t climb a cage — he made the Monster submit.
That’s a statement. And it tells me the North Pole isn't giving up its throne anytime soon.”
KENT’S RATING:
KENT’S TAKE:
Big fight feel with a simple, effective payoff.
Great pacing — never dragged, and didn’t overstay its welcome.
Santa’s best match since Nightmare at the North Pole vs Krampus!
Monster’s stock doesn’t drop with this loss — but Dr. Frankenstein might want to update the firmware on his creation.
“If you skipped this match because you thought Santa vs. a science project sounded like a holiday joke — you played yourself. This one delivered.”
(Screen fades to a teaser for Match #2: Robin Hood vs. Abaddon for the Northern Lights Title.)
NPCW POLAR MELTDOWN AFTERMATH — MATCH 2
NORTHERN LIGHTS TITLE MATCH
Champion Robin Hood vs. Abaddon (w/ Lilith)
Commentary by Dave “The Brute” Kent
DAVE "THE BRUTE" KENT (opening commentary): “Well here it is. Robin Hood — freshly crowned champion just 24 hours ago — defending his Northern Lights Title against a seven-foot slab of demonic destruction called Abaddon. Accompanied by the always-charming Lilith, who probably owns more skulls than shoes. This is less of a title defense and more of an exorcism waiting to happen.”
MATCH COMMENTARY
Minute 1: “These two come out swinging! Robin with that brainbuster right out the gate, but Abaddon answers with a vicious NETHERSTRIKE. No feeling out process, just smashmouth action — this is how you open a title match.”
Minute 2: “Robin Hood lands a Pop-Up Powerbomb that shakes the whole ring — and not just because the canvas is held together with candy canes and duct tape. Hood’s showing fire, but one has to wonder: how long can he keep this up against a walking apocalypse?”
Minute 3: “Another DDT from the champ! Crisp, sharp, and executed with precision. Abaddon’s head’s gotta feel like a jackhammer on a frozen lake. If Robin had half the backup Lilith provides, this match might already be over.”
Minute 4: “Robin lands a Bullfrog Splash, but Abaddon immediately powers back with a bodyslam like nothing happened. That’s the difference between an athlete and a monster — you hit Abaddon, and he just gets annoyed.”
Minute 5: “Abaddon takes over here with a heavy bodyslam that flattens Robin. And Honest Abe? Still refereeing like he's waiting for a telegraph to signal the count.”
Minute 6: “Robin hits another Brainbuster, but Lilith claws his face behind the ref’s back! That’s a gouge, not strategy! That would be a disqualification in any normal company… but here in NPCW? It’s just Tuesday.”
Minute 7: “Back to a DDT by Robin — it’s almost becoming his bread and butter. If only he could get the pin to stick. Say what you want about Hood — the man is resilient, if not exactly bright.”
Minute 8: “OHHH! Abaddon nearly plants Robin straight through the ring with ABADDON’S FURY! Huge momentum swing! I don’t care who you are, you don’t walk away from that with your liver in the same spot.”
Minute 9: “Another DDT from Robin — again, picture perfect — and he goes for a pin… but only gets two. Kid’s fighting like he owes the IRS. Gutsy. Stubborn. Probably concussed.”
Minute 10: Arrow’d End by Robin, and he almost gets the win again! Abaddon just refuses to stay down. We’re entering deep waters now, folks. This match has gone from sprint to survival.”
Minute 11-14: “Robin unloads everything: superkicks, powerbombs, brainbusters — the guy’s hitting moves like he’s on a video game hot streak. But every time he pins Abaddon, it’s a kick-out. And don’t think I didn’t notice that Lilith is ‘inspiring’ Abaddon from ringside. Yeah, with demonic whispering and possibly blood magic.”
Minute 15-16: “Abaddon starts turning the tide with back-to-back slams and a FIENDISH STRIKE. This is the point in the horror movie where the music gets low and the final girl realizes she’s not gonna make it to the credits.”
Minute 17: “Another DDT from Robin… and Abaddon just suplexes him for his trouble. This thing’s turning into a war of attrition, and I’m pretty sure only one of these guys was built for that.”
Minute 18-20: “Robin tries to rally again, even gets another pin attempt, but Abaddon tanks through it. Then BAM — another ABADDON’S FURY. Hood somehow survives again. This match is either inspiring or irresponsible.”
Minute 21-22: “They trade more bombs — Hood with a Swanton, Abaddon with a HELLBREAKER and finally the DEMONIC GRIP. Robin fights, kicks, claws… but in the end, the Demon of Destruction drains the life out of the champ. Hood taps out! That’s it! New Northern Lights Champion!”
POST-MATCH REACTION
DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT: “Well, there you have it. Robin Hood’s championship reign… lasted about as long as a snowball in a furnace. ONE DAY. One. That’s it. You could’ve blinked and missed it — and if you did, you missed one heck of a match, but still.
Abaddon didn’t just win — he survived a storm of offense from one of the hardest-working guys in NPCW. You can’t fault Robin Hood’s heart — the man threw every move in his arsenal — but it wasn’t enough. Not against that thing.
And Lilith? You can’t deny her presence made the difference. I don’t like it. I don’t respect it. But I’d be blind not to call it.”
KENT’S RATING:
KENT’S TAKE:
Hard-hitting, fast-paced, and filled with momentum swings.
Robin Hood looked like a star, even in defeat.
Abaddon proved he’s not just power — he’s endurance and execution.
Lilith’s involvement, though frustrating, was limited enough to not ruin the flow.
“This wasn’t just a great title match — this was a statement. The Demonic Legion now holds gold, and Robin Hood? He goes back to the forest with a sore neck and an empty waist.”
(Graphic appears on screen: "UP NEXT — NON-TITLE GRUDGE MATCH: Queen of the North Goldie Locks vs. Demoness Lilith")
NPCW POLAR MELTDOWN AFTERMATH — MAIN EVENT
NON-TITLE GRUDGE MATCH
Queen of the North Champion Goldie Locks vs. The Demoness Lilith
Commentary by Dave “The Brute” Kent
DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT (opening): “Well, well, well. Here we are. Main event time at Polar Meltdown Aftermath, and what better way to close the show than with two women who would rather fight than breathe.
You’ve got the golden girl herself — Goldie Locks — fresh off her Queen of the North title win, all flash, sass, and blonde bombshell glory. And on the other side of the ring, we’ve got Lilith — the Demoness of the Demonic Legion — who looks like she crawled out of a Tim Burton nightmare with a chip on her shoulder and something infernal boiling under her skin.
This one? It ain’t about titles. It’s about pride, power, and pain. Let’s call it what it is — a war.”
MATCH COMMENTARY
Minute 1–3: “They waste no time, folks. Lariats, flips, bulldogs — this isn’t a match, it’s a highlight reel. Goldie drops a picture-perfect Diving Lariat, but Lilith answers with a WINGED EMBRACE and a nasty ABYSSAL SLAM. These two are so evenly matched early on, it’s like watching a chess match at double speed.”
Minute 4–6: “Lilith locks in the DEMON’S EMBRACE early — and if you’ve ever seen that move, you know that’s like trying to breathe in a coffin. Goldie fights out, but Lilith’s momentum is building. Big boot, vertical suplex — the Demoness is digging into that dark playbook.
And Honest Abe, bless him, is just trying to keep up. I’m not sure the man knows what century he’s in.”
Minute 7–9: “Momentum swings back. Goldie’s LOCK BREAKER nearly has Lilith tapping out, but she refuses — probably fueled by rage and brimstone. Goldie hits a Springboard Crossbody, then follows with a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX... textbook stuff.
But make no mistake, Lilith isn’t folding. She’s absorbing damage like she likes it.”
Minute 10–14: “The back-and-forth continues. These women are throwing bombs, and they’re eating bombs. Lariats, suplexes, and Lilith’s DREAD KICK lands flush — enough to make a chiropractor wince.
Goldie responds with another Bulldog, tries for a pin, and Lilith kicks out again. You can feel the frustration mounting.”
Minute 15–18: “Goldie is working smart — striking fast, staying mobile — but Lilith is relentless. That Monkey Flip from Lilith plants Goldie halfway across the ring. These two are battering each other with the kind of intensity you usually see in bar fights and bad breakups.”
Minute 19–21: “Another Bulldog from Goldie, and she goes for the pin again — 2-count!
I’ll say this — whether you like her or not, Goldie Locks is tougher than a candy cane in July. But Lilith? She’s like a fever dream with a mean streak. Every time Goldie lands a move, Lilith bounces back with something nasty.”
Minute 22–24: “Lilith digs deep, lands a massive Abyssal Slam... and then bang — hits the DEMON’S EMBRACE one more time. Goldie tries to wriggle free, but there’s no escape from that coil of doom.
1...2...3!
That’s it! The Demoness pins the Queen of the North in the center of the ring.
Lilith wins!
And just like that, Goldie Locks’ celebration ends with a face full of canvas and a reality check.”
POST-MATCH REACTION
DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT: “Let me be real blunt here — Goldie Locks came into this match riding a golden high, and she just got humbled by the devil in a dress.
This wasn’t some fluke roll-up or shady finish — Lilith earned this win. Say what you want about her methods, her morals, or her manager — she’s one of the most dangerous forces in NPCW. Period.
Now before you start crying about title implications — no, this wasn’t for the Queen of the North crown. But if I’m Grinch Heyman? I’m already printing up the match graphic for Lilith vs. Goldie: Title Edition. And this time, it ain’t gonna be non-title.”
KENT’S RATING: ★★★★½ (4.5/5)
KENT’S TAKE:
One of the most physical women’s matches NPCW has ever aired.
Goldie Locks fought like a champion — fast, fluid, aggressive.
Lilith countered with brute force, sadistic submissions, and dark precision.
The finish was clean, definitive, and makes a rematch absolutely necessary.
“Bottom line? This was main event quality, main event delivery, and main event fallout. The only thing scarier than Lilith tonight? What she does next.”
CLOSING SEGMENT — DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT SIGN-OFF
Live from the 1980s-style desk, lit by a lone overhead bulb, papers spread in front of him, Dave “The Brute” Kent — still in his mask — gives his final, brutally honest thoughts as only he can.
DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT (stern, direct):
“Well folks, that’s a wrap on NPCW’s Polar Meltdown Aftermath, and let me say this as plainly as I can:
All. Three. Matches. Delivered.
No filler. No fluff. Main event caliber from start to finish — and the ramifications? Oh, they’re as deep as Santa’s sack on Christmas Eve.
Let’s recap, shall we?
Santa Claus, back in the ring after months on the shelf with broken ribs, gave Frankenstein’s Monster the beating he owed him. That Candy Cane Crush finish? That wasn’t just a win — that was justice. That was revenge.
Then we watched history shift.
Abaddon, the Demonic Legion’s destroyer, snatched the Northern Lights Title from Robin Hood in a match that swung more than a busted compass in the Arctic. And just like that, the shadows hold gold. The Demoness earned it — no tricks, just power.
And our main event?
Queen of the North Goldie Locks found out the hard way that wearing the crown isn’t as easy as chasing it. Last night she stood tall — tonight, she hit the mat. Lilith pinned her clean in the middle of the ring, and now the target on Goldie’s back might as well be blinking neon. You’ve got Wicked Witch itching for a rematch and Lilith staking her claim.
It’s only going to get hotter from here, and that brings us to…
CANADA DAY WRESTLEFEST — MAPLE LEAF MAYHEM 🍁
Streaming from Halifax, Nova Scotia, exclusively as a Webisode hosted by KC Rogers and Alton Bell
The final chapter of this four-day wrestling marathon drops tomorrow, and it’s coming in red-and-white hot with a card that could shake the snow off the Pole.
Let’s run it down:
Match 1:
Because Dr. Frankenstein won't take “no” for an answer, we’re getting a Santa Claus vs. Frankenstein’s Monster Rematch — but this time, it’s Best 2 out of 3 Falls. The doctor wants answers — Santa’s got punishment to deliver.
Match 2:
Queens of Punishment (Crimson Viper & Dark Duchess) face off against The Hunters’ Enclave (Mina Harker & Gretel). Vengeance, pride, and blood are on the line.
Match 3:
Wicked Witch vs. Mrs. Claus — a clash with major implications for Queen of the North contendership. Goldie Locks will definitely be watching this one from a safe distance.
Match 4:
The Snake Pit’s Leiton and Niven Snake are out for revenge against Krampus and Jack Frost of the Demonic Legion. Their loss at Meltdown still stings, and they’re looking to bite back.
Main Event:
Triple Threat for the Northern Lights Title —
Champion Abaddon defends against Robin Hood and Big Bad Wolf.
We’ve had the title change hands twice already this weekend… could we see the impossible: three champions in three nights?
DAVE KENT (with a grin): “Don’t blink, NPCW Universe. You’ll miss something history-making.”
AND ONE LAST THING…
DAVE KENT (leaning in):
“While NPCW wraps up its marathon of mayhem, the folks over at HCW have decided to throw their own little knockoff party.
That’s right — they’ve got their own Meltdown Pay-Per-View this July 4th. Adorable, isn’t it?
But I’ll give credit where it’s due — they’ve invited me, Dave “The Brute” Kent, to be a special guest on Truth Wayne’s show that night. And I am honored. It’s about time someone over there added some integrity and insight.”
FINAL WORD (with venom):
DAVE “THE BRUTE” KENT (smirking):
“If you liked tonight’s spicy, unfiltered wrestling? Stick with NPCW — because this is where the fire burns brightest.
But if you want it bland, safe, and softer than Mrs. Claus’s cookies?
Then I suggest you change the channel and watch JR Holland’s After Dark over on HCW.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
[Cue the NPCW Logo. Fade to static. End of Broadcast.]
Man, Dave sure is an @$$
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