Aired - December 13, 2025
LEAD COMMERCIAL
NPCW PRESENTS… A TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS, TOTALLY UNHINGED, TOTALLY 80s COMMERCIAL FOR…
🎄❄️ NIGHTMARE AT THE NORTH POLE — NIGHT 1!! ❄️🎄
“Where the only thing colder than the ice… is the grudges!”
[OPEN ON: A SNOWY NORTH POLE STREET]
Electric guitar SHRIEKS. Purple and neon-pink lasers BLAST across the sky.
A giant, animatronic Scrooge in a gold-lined fur coat steps out, holding a stack of cash so large it’s physically smoking.
SCROOGE (yelling, manic):
“HELLLOOOO, YOU CHEAP, PENNY-PINCHING PEASANTS! Are you ready for the MOST EXPENSIVE, MOST EXTRAVAGANT, MOST PROFITABLE HOLIDAY EVENT EVER CREATED?! If not—TOO BAD! I ALREADY CHARGED YOUR CREDIT CARDS!! HAAAAA!!!”
Cue THUNDEROUS 80s DRUM SOLO.
A wind machine blasts Scrooge’s cape like he’s posing for a romance novel cover.
⚔️ MATCH SPOTLIGHTS — 80s STYLE ⚔️
1. Bella Aurelia vs Ursa Titania
Voiceover (deep, gravelly, over pure shredding guitar):
“Former partners… now EX-best friends. When golden glory meets URSA FURY… ONLY ONE DIVA SURVIVES!”
Cut to Scrooge eating popcorn shaped like gold coins.
“DRAMA SELLS, BABY!”
2. Negropolis (w/ Flippers!) vs Sandman
Flippers rides a snowmobile that bursts through a wall of tinsel.
Sandman stands brooding as glitter explodes behind him.
Scrooge: “This match comes with a FREE NIGHTMARE! …that I WILL charge you for later.”
3. Polar Bears vs River Reapers
Clip of Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer paddling a canoe through a blizzard—
WHAM! Two Polar Bears flip the canoe in slow motion, roaring.
Scrooge: “Children’s literature? MEET WILDERNESS PAIN!”
4. Crimson Vane vs Moonshadow
Lightning. Wolves howl. Crimson Vane twirls her cloak. Moonshadow moonwalks through a cloud of fog.
Scrooge: “Red Riding Hood’s descendant vs a woman raised by wolves… AND I THOUGHT MY FAMILY REUNIONS WERE VIOLENT!”
5. Merry Band vs Abaddon, Jack Frost & THE MYSTERY PARTNER
Robin Hood fires flaming candy canes. Abaddon breathes blue hellfire.
Jack Frost skates across the camera lens like a deranged Disney villain.
Scrooge: “A MYSTERY PARTNER?! Will it increase ticket sales?! WHO CARES, I’M RAISING PRICES ANYWAY!”
**6. NORTHERN LIGHTS TITLE MATCH
Rich Athlete (C) vs Van Helsing**
Rich Athlete curls dumbbells made of solid gold.
Van Helsing loads a crossbow with GLOWING ANTI-EGO STAKES.
Scrooge: “Van Helsing wants the title… but Rich Athlete has what REALLY matters… FINANCIAL LIQUIDITY!”
**7. North Star Tag Titles
Blonde Bombshells (C) vs Mrs. Claus & Pearl**
Alice & Dorothy strike over-the-top glam poses.
Mrs. Claus flexes and shatters a peppermint stick in HALF.
Pearl shines like a disco ball with punching gloves.
Scrooge: “GRANNY POWER + GLITTER PUNCHES = A PAYDAY EVEN I DIDN’T SEE COMING!”
**8. MAIN EVENT
Mean Jack Mason (C w/ Polly) vs Yeti (w/ Count Vlad)**
Mason snarls in a blizzard. Yeti roars on top of a mountain of crushed candy canes.
Count Vlad spreads his cape like a bat. Polly shines a flashlight into the camera for no reason.
Scrooge, absolutely losing it now:
“THE TITLE! THE MONSTER! THE MADMAN! THE MONEY!! I CAN’T BREATHE—SOMEONE FAN ME WITH A GIANT GOLD DOUBLOON!!”
[FINAL OVER-THE-TOP 80s MONTAGE]
Explosions shaped like snowflakes
Yeti suplexing Mason into a Christmas tree
Flippers power-waddling past pyrotechnics
Van Helsing doing the slow-motion sunglasses removal
Rich Athlete benching actual fans
Scrooge swimming in a fountain of coins yelling “HO HO HOLD ON TO YOUR WALLETS!”
🎄 NIGHTMARE AT THE NORTH POLE — NIGHT 1 🎄
THIS SATURDAY! 7 PM! LIVE FROM SCROOGE’S GLACIER PLEX!
SCROOGE (screaming into the camera):
“BE THERE… OR I’LL TAX YOU ANYWAY!!!”
VOICEOVER:
“Nightmare at the North Pole… because Christmas isn’t about joy—
IT’S ABOUT CARNAGE!!”
Cue the final, unnecessary explosion of the entire North Pole.
SHOW OPENING
[As the commercial fades to black, Polar Power begins with its opening segment …]
(Cue dramatic visuals—icy winds swirling, northern lights glowing, and a deep, powerful voice-over.)
"From the frozen depths of the North… where strength is forged in the heart of winter… This is NPCW's POLAR POWER!"
(Quick montage of NPCW’s fiercest competitors in action—brutal slams, aerial maneuvers, and intense rivalries.)
Spotlighted Moments:
Rudolph squaring off against the four members of Monster Bash – A tense stare-down as Frankenstein’s Monster, Kong, Ogre, and Dragon King slowly advance. Rudolph clenches his fists, preparing to take on the monsters alone.
Big Bad Wolf fighting Nutcracker Captain – Slow-motion impact of Wolf slamming Nutcracker Captain, securing the Northern Lights Championship victory.
Jack Frost and Frosty facing off in a match during their long standing feud.
Blonde Bombshells vs. Wicked Witch & The Coven – Dorothy, Goldie, and Alice wield kendo sticks, expertly fighting off an attack from Wicked Witch, Wicked Willow, Morrigan, and Grizelda in a fierce battle of tactics vs. power.
Mrs. Claus vs. Sugar Plum Fairy – A clash of styles, showcasing Mrs. Claus’s raw power against Sugar Plum Fairy’s aerial agility, ending in a high-risk mid-air counter.
Robin Hood dodging a strike and countering with precision – A showcase of quick reflexes and tactical skill, proving that speed can overcome strength.
Krampus brutalizing an opponent – Heavy strikes, power slams, and ruthless control, proving that no one is safe from his merciless offense.
Santa pinning Belsnickel for the NPCW Championship.
(Heavy drumbeat intensifies—camera cuts to a sweeping view of the roaring crowd.)
"Tonight, the cold doesn’t slow them down—it fuels their fight! Champions will rise, challengers will clash, and the road to glory begins right here!"
"This… is POLAR POWER!"
Brought to you by Scrooge and Marley’s Counting House …
CROWD AND WELCOMING
The cameras whip around the North Pole Arena, capturing thousands of roaring fans bundled in festive NPCW gear, waving handmade signs and chanting for their heroes.
SANTA CLAUS FANS
A sea of red hats and fake beards cheer loudly.
Signs include:
“BELIEVE IN BIG RED!”
“SANTA IS THE TRUE NORTH POLE CHAMP!”
“NAUGHTY LIST = MASON!”
Fans pound their fists like Santa swinging the candy-cane sledgehammer.
MEAN JACK MASON FANS
Boisterous, rowdy supporters proudly hold signs up high.
Signs include:
“MEAN JACK MASON = HOLIDAY HERO!”
“BEND THE KNEE TO THE CHAMP!”
“POLLY & JACK: POWER COUPLE OF PAIN!”
Some fans are booing them already. They don’t care.
KING ARTHUR FANS
Plastic swords and cardboard crowns wave in the air.
Signs include:
“LONG LIVE THE TRUE KING!”
“CAMELOT FOREVER!”
“ARTHUR LEADS US TO VICTORY!”
Someone even holds up a hand-drawn Excalibur.
WOLF PACK / MOONSHADOW FANS
Silver face paint glints under the lights as fans howl into the camera.
Signs include:
“SHADOW RISES!”
“MOONSHADOW = FUTURE QUEEN!”
“LILITH FEARS THE WOLF!”
Their howls echo throughout the arena.
ROBIN HOOD FANS
Fans in green hoods and faux archery gear cheer as the camera swings by.
Signs include:
“STEALING THE SHOW TONIGHT!”
“ROBIN HOOD = PEOPLE’S HERO!”
“JACK FROST GETS THAWED!”
A fan shoots harmless foam arrows into the air.
Johnny “The Mic” Michaels beams as he adjusts his headset.
Eddie Ellington smugly smooths the lapel of his immaculate suit coat.
Johnny: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to POLAR POWER Episode Thirty-Seven, coming to you LIVE from the historic North Pole Arena! I’m Johnny ‘The Mic’ Michaels — and what a night we have ahead of us!”
Eddie: “And I’m The Expert of Elocution Eddie Ellington! Johnny, the snow is falling, the fans are rabid, and next week—NEXT WEEK—we hit the Nightmare at the North Pole Supercard! A night where champions are made… and losers get left in the cold!”
Johnny: “We’re just seven days away from one of the biggest events of the year, and tonight sets everything in motion!”
1️⃣ THE BEASTS vs. THE DISCIPLES
Johnny: “If the Beasts have rediscovered that ferocious fire, Eddie. The Disciples will have their hands full tonight.”
Eddie: “Hands full? More like bodies carried out! The Beasts are in a very bad mood — perfect!”
2️⃣ ROBIN HOOD vs. JACK FROST
Johnny: “Robin Hood has been on a roll in singles competition!”
Eddie: “Yeah, until Jack Frost freezes him solid. Robin’s gonna slip, fall, and get pinned. Happens every winter.”
3️⃣ MARCUS THE BEASTMASTER vs. HOWLER 2
Johnny:
“Howler 2 is ready to defend the pack’s pride. Can he get an upset win like Howler 1 last week?”
Eddie: “Then he shouldn’t be stepping in the ring with Marcus — the guy who controls beasts!”
4️⃣ POLLY MASON vs. MOON SILVER
Johnny: “A fascinating matchup of technical grace versus ruthless aggression.”
Eddie: “Moon Silver doesn’t stand a chance. Polly Mason wrestles like she’s carved out of pure steel.”
5️⃣ PEARL vs. DOROTHY
Johnny: “Two rising contenders in the women’s division, both eager to make a statement.”
Eddie: “Dorothy will need more than ruby slippers to get out of this one!”
6️⃣ SNOW WHITE vs. MOONSHADOW
Johnny: “This could be a show-stealer! Fan favorite vs. fan favorite!”
Eddie: “Oh, great — a popularity contest. Moonshadow will turn Snow White into slush.”
7️⃣ SANTA CLAUS vs. KNECHT RUPRECHT
Johnny: “This matchup has HISTORY written all over it! Ruprecht’s darker than ever… and Santa wants payback.”
Eddie: “Payback? Ruprecht might break Santa before Nightmare even arrives!”
MAIN EVENT MEAN JACK MASON vs. NEGROPOLIS
Johnny: “Our North Pole Champion faces the unpredictable, unhinged, impossible-to-strategize-against NEGROPOLIS!”
Eddie: “Negropolis? Please. Mason is a champion. He thrives under pressure. He thrives against chaos. He thrives when the Misfits are being ridiculous!”
Crowd erupts into the familiar chant:
“FLIP-PERS! FLIP-PERS! FLIP-PERS!”
Johnny: “Listen to this crowd! They’re fired up — and we’ve got a full night of Polar Power ahead!”
Eddie: “Let’s get this started so Mean Jack can teach Negropolis a lesson in championship excellence!”
Johnny: “NPCW Universe — Polar Power Episode 037 starts NOW!”
COMMISSIONER’S DECREE
(A Message From Commissioner Robert Cratchit)
The camera cuts away from the roaring arena to the glass-fronted Commissioner’s Box high above the crowd. Inside sit:
Ebenezer Scrooge — dressed in an absurdly lavish holiday suit jacket made of glittering red velvet
Commissioner Robert Cratchit — calm, clipboard in hand
Ms. Sweetins — poised, confident, evaluating everything as a businesswoman and puppet-master of the Women's Division
Alton Bell — Chill Factor GM, polished and analytical, hands clasped behind his back
All four stand as the crowd buzzes with anticipation.
Scrooge (slamming both palms on the railing, nearly spilling his hot cocoa):
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NORTH POLE! NEXT WEEK… NEXT WEEK… is the GREATEST NIGHT in NPCW HISTORY!
A SUPER SPECTACLE!
A WINTER WALL-TO-WALL WONDER OF WRESTLING!
A—DARE I SAY—HOLIDAY PAY-PER-SPECTACLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! COMING FROM SCROOGE’S GLACIER PLEX!”
Cratchit gently pulls Scrooge’s sleeve so he doesn’t topple over the rail.
Commissioner Cratchit: “What Mr. Scrooge is trying to express—enthusiastically—is that next week’s Nightmare at the North Pole Supercard will showcase the very best of NPCW. Championships on the line. Rivalries reaching their boiling point. Eight months of stories coming to a head.”
Scrooge loudly nods.
Ms. Sweetins:
“And from the Women’s Division side… this is the most stacked card we’ve presented all year.
Snow White taking on Luciana Albano
The Grimm Sisters vs. Penny Coppersnap & Sorina, a rematch the world didn’t think lightning could strike twice
Former tag team partners Bella Aurelia and Ursa Titania settle their score in the ring.
The Blonde Bombshells defend their North Star Tag team titles against Mrs. Claus and Pearl.
And of course… the Queen of the North Title Match: Lilith defending against Goldie Locks.”
She leans forward with a knowing smirk.
“Trust me — the women may just steal the entire event.”
Scrooge waves his arms wildly behind her as if orchestrating a fireworks show.
Alton Bell: “And the Chill Factor contingent will be watching closely. Nightmare at the North Pole determines momentum heading into the final stretch of the year — what happens next week shapes everything going into WrestleFest and the 2026 season.”
He nods toward Scrooge, bracing himself for the dramatic explosion he knows is coming.
Scrooge:
“AND DO NOT FORGET — THE MAIN EVENTS!
The very FOUNDATION of NPCW WILL SHAKE!
THE GUIDING FORCE defend the TAG TEAM TITLES against the BEASTS!
MEAN JACK MASON, the Universal Champion himself, goes toe-to-toe with KRAMPUS — THE ALPHA DEMON!
And SANTA CLAUS versus SINISTER KLAUS!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! THERE’S WARGAMES! WAAAARRRRGAAAAMMMES!!”
He yells so loud Cratchit quietly checks if the glass vibrated.
Commissioner Cratchit: “Tonight’s POLAR POWER is the last episode of 2025 so stay tuned for a night of great action!”
Scrooge: “So BUY your tickets, SECURE your seats, PREPARE your cocoa, and LOCK YOUR CHIMNEYS —
because NIGHTMARE AT THE NORTH POLE will be a HOLIDAY YOU WILL NEVER… EVER… FORGET!!”
Cratchit sighs. Ms. Sweetins smiles knowingly. Alton Bell adjusts his tie with quiet resignation.
The camera fades back to ringside.
Johnny: “Welcome back to Polar Power, folks! We are set for our opening contest — THE BEASTS taking on the Disciples of Negropolis! Referee ‘Honest’ Abe is in charge, and Eddie, this one could get wild in a hurry.”
Eddie: “Wild? Johnny, these are the Beasts. ‘Wild’ is their resting state. I hope the Disciples said goodbye to their loved ones before they came out here.”
Johnny: “It’s Beast 1 starting off with Disciple 1 — and right away, Beast 1 latches on that side headlock, wrenching down, taking control early!”
Eddie: “There you go! Grind him down, smash him, then throw him somewhere. Classic strategy.”
Johnny: “But Disciple 1 shoves him off, Beast 1 hits the ropes—and the Disciple snatches him across the bottom rope! He’s choking Beast 1 right in front of Honest Abe!”
Eddie: “Hey, he’s just helping him get acquainted with the ring. It’s called ‘learning the environment.’”
Johnny: “Honest Abe laying in the count, Disciple 1 breaks just before five and immediately tags in Disciple 2. The Disciples using quick tags to isolate Beast 1 in the early going.”
Eddie: “Good. Keep the big monster contained before he remembers he can throw cars.”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 steps in and gets greeted with a big face slam from Beast 1! That rattled the skull!”
Eddie: “Skull-rattling is step one of the Beast playbook. Step two is ‘repeat until something breaks.’”
Johnny: “Beast 1 clamps on another side headlock, grinding Disciple 2 down to a knee — the power on display here!”
Eddie: “Come on, Disciple! You worship Negropolis, right? Channel some of that weirdness and get out of there!”
Johnny: “Wait a minute—Disciple 2 pushes Beast 1 toward the wrong corner. Tag to Disciple 1 and here we go, double-team coming… Inverted DDT by Disciple 2! And Disciple 1 follows with a choke in the corner! Honest Abe is losing control early!”
Eddie: “I love it. These guys finally realized the only way to beat the Beasts is with two-on-one, three-on-one, four-on-one... whatever it takes!”
Johnny: “Beast 1 is getting mugged in that corner! The crowd is letting the Disciples hear it!”
Eddie: “The crowd doesn’t matter, Johnny. The Beasts in trouble — that matters.”
Johnny: “Things are breaking down, but look at Beast 1 firing back! Big clubbing shot to Disciple 2, and now he and Disciple 2 collide mid-ring. Beast 1 hits a HUGE powerbomb on Disciple 2!”
Eddie: “You see how high he got him up?! I swear I saw his soul leave his body for a second.”
Johnny: “Beast 1 follows up with a vertical suplex, and Disciple 2 just crumples! That might be the opening The Beasts needed—here’s the tag! Beast 2 is in!”
Eddie: “Here comes trouble! Real trouble!”
Johnny: “Beast 2 in with a big vertical suplex of his own, but Disciple 2 answers back and digs in a Mandible Claw! He’s got those fingers jammed right under the jaw, right into the nerves!”
Eddie: “Finally! Use the creepy stuff! You don’t out-muscle the Beasts, you out-weird them!”
Johnny: “Beast 2 is staggering, dropping to one knee, but refuses to tap out!”
Eddie: “Of course he does, he’d rather bite the guy than tap!”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 calls in his partner — tag made, double-team incoming! Short-arm clothesline from Disciple 2, and Disciple 1… well, that’s just a straight stomp-down and shot to the ribs! They’re swarming Beast 2 like carrion birds!”
Eddie: “Now we’re seeing Disciples with a little rhythm. I hate to say it, but Negropolis might be proud of this.”
Johnny: “But Beast 2 fires back again! Another big vertical suplex out of nowhere! Every time the Disciples build momentum, the Beasts just slam it right out of them!”
Eddie: “That’s because they’re slow learners. You don’t run at freight trains, you step aside!”
Johnny: “We’ve got all four men involved now — Beast 2 pulls Disciple 2 in, tag to Beast 1, and here come the Beasts with their own double-team! Belly-to-belly suplex from Beast 2 — AND ANOTHER from Beast 1! They tossed that Disciple like a sack of coal!”
Eddie: “This is beautiful. This is art. Hang this in a gallery.”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 somehow kicks his way free and blasts Beast 2 with a running basement big boot! He might have just knocked out a tusk!”
Eddie: “Good! Less tusks, more humanity. That kid’s a hero.”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 starting to rally, connecting with back elbows and a big powerslam on Beast 2! The Disciples are actually hanging in there with the Beasts!”
Eddie: “Hanging in there? They’re surviving. There’s a difference. Surviving means you’re still in line to be eaten later.”
Johnny: “Here’s a cover by Disciple 2—but no, Beast 2 powers out! The Disciples are getting frustrated.”
Johnny: “And now things are getting even more chaotic—Polly Mason is up on the apron! Polly reaches over and CLAWS at Honest Abe’s face! The referee is blinded!”
Eddie: “That’s what I’m talking about! Effective management! Distract the ref, help your boys win. Great job, Polly!”
Johnny: “With the referee’s back turned, Disciple 2 spikes Beast 2 with a double underhook DDT! That could have ended the match if Abe had seen the cover!”
Eddie: “Not my fault the referee is too soft for a little manicure to the face.”
Johnny: “In the chaos, Disciple 2 strings more offense together, but every time he does, Beast 2 just keeps coming back — side suplex, big short-arm shots traded — this is turning into a slugfest!”
Eddie: “And a stupid one from the Disciples’ side. You don’t trade suplexes with the Beasts!”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 tries another short-arm shot, but Beast 2 reverses it into a face slam! Plants him in the canvas!”
Eddie: “That’s what a bad decision looks like, Johnny.”
Johnny: “Beast 2 hooks the leg—ONE! TWO! Disciple 1 dives in and breaks it up at the last possible second!”
Eddie: “That’s the smartest thing any Disciple has done all match.”
Johnny: “Beast 2 goes for a throw to the outside, but Disciple 2 blocks it, twisting and sending Beast 2 crashing to a knee instead. These guys are pulling out every counter they can find.”
Eddie: “That’s the problem. They’re ‘pulling out counters’ while the Beasts are pulling out body parts.”
Johnny: “Short-arm shots traded again, and now Disciple 2 calls for his partner — we’ve got another double-team on Beast 2: running basement big boot and a shoulder block, and Beast 2 is knocked to the floor!”
Eddie: “There you go! Get him out of the ring, less surface area for him to hit you.”
Johnny: “Honest Abe starts the count… Beast 2 hauls himself up and rolls back in at six! The heart of the Primal Horde on display!”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 tries ANOTHER double-team set-up, but wait—Beast 2 suddenly fights through, shoving both Disciples into opposite corners! He reverses the double-team, clamps on a side headlock and just grinds Disciple 2 down again!”
Eddie: “That’s what happens when you get cute. The Beasts do not care about your choreography.”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 tries a short-arm back elbow and gets reversed AGAIN into a face slam by Beast 2! He’s been spiked so many times he might not know what promotion he’s in!”
Eddie: “I don’t think he knew before the match either.”
Johnny: “Tag to Beast 1 now — and look at this, the Beasts smell blood! Back suplex from Beast 1! He plants Disciple 2 hard!”
Eddie: “That’s it, just pin him and let’s go home.”
Johnny: “But Disciple 2 won’t stay down—he’s still kicking out, still fighting through!”
Johnny: “Beast 1 tags in Beast 2 and we’ve got another double-team — vertical suplex by Beast 1, face slam by Beast 2! These Beasts are treating Disciple 2 like a human crash test dummy!”
Eddie: “He’s failing all the tests too.”
Johnny: “Disciple 2 flails, tries an inverted DDT in desperation, but it’s just not enough to turn the tide for long.”
Johnny: “We’re deep into this match now — stamina becoming a factor. Disciple 1 re-enters and tries to turn things around with a face rub into the mat and STANDING on the throat, just grinding Beast 2 and then Beast 1 down!”
Eddie: “Good! I’ve been telling you this whole time. You gotta get nasty if you want to survive the Beasts.”
Johnny: “Beast 2 falls to the floor, but again beats the count back in at three! Later, Beast 1 gets knocked to the floor, scrambling back in at nine! Both Beasts refusing to stay down or be counted out!”
Eddie: “That’s championship-caliber conditioning right there — and that’s why they’re hunting the Guiding Force’s titles.”
Johnny: “Back in the ring, Beast 1 drills Disciple 1 with a huge headbutt! Drops him flat!”
Eddie: “Now pin him, Beast! Make a statement for the Horde!”
Johnny: “Cover by Beast 1 — ONE! And Disciple 1 kicks out! Beast 1 looks shocked that there’s anything left!”
Eddie: “Honestly, I’m shocked there’s oxygen left in that man’s lungs.”
Johnny: “Tag to Beast 2. Polly Mason is back up on the apron, dancing and reciting something to Honest Abe — she’s got the referee completely distracted again!”
Eddie: “How can you blame Abe? Have you SEEN Polly? That’s an art piece in motion.”
Johnny: “While the ref is distracted, Disciple 1 fires a LOW BLOW to Beast 2! Beast 2 crumples!”
Eddie: “Okay, that… that’s a little much. Even I felt that one.”
Johnny: “The Beasts recover and line up another big double-team: both of them cinch in side headlocks at the same time on Disciple 1, rag-dolling him around the ring!”
Eddie: “Now that’s how you deal with a cheap shot! Squeeze his head until he forgets he has legs.”
Johnny: “Disciple 1 manages to knock Beast 2 to the floor and then knocks Beast 1 to the floor on the other side! These four men are exhausted, battered, and we are closing in on the time limit!”
Eddie: “I don’t know how these Disciples are still breathing. I’d have played dead ten minutes ago.”
Johnny: “Back inside, Disciple 1 stomps Beast 1 down and stands on his throat in the corner again! Honest Abe is giving him every warning he can, but Disciple 1 won’t let up!”
Eddie: “You can’t blame him. This might be his only shot to prove he can hang with the Horde before Nightmare at the North Pole reshapes the whole tag scene.”
Johnny: “Beast 1 spills to the floor, crawling back in at a nine-count! He barely beats it!”
Eddie: “That’s what being in the Primal Horde does — it rewires your brain so ‘stay down’ isn’t an option.”
Johnny: “Listen to this crowd, Eddie, they’re on their feet! Both teams are still standing, but just barely. Beast 1 is clutching the ropes, Disciple 1 is gasping for air, and Honest Abe is checking with the timekeeper—”
Eddie: “No, no, no, don’t you dare say it, Johnny—”
Johnny: “There’s the bell! The bell has sounded! This one has gone the full thirty minutes!”
Eddie: “You’ve GOT to be kidding me! After all that punishment, all that chaos, nobody puts it away?!”
Johnny: “Honest Abe is signaling to the ring announcer… and yes, it is official — this match is a time limit draw! Neither team could put the other away!”
Eddie: “So you’re telling me the poor Disciples get mangled for half an hour… and the Beasts don’t even get the win on their record? That’s robbery! ROBBERY, JOHNNY!”
Johnny: “Robbery or not, one thing is crystal clear, Eddie: the Beasts and the Disciples of Negropolis can both take tremendous punishment — and after tonight, the tag division has been put on NOTICE.”
Eddie: “All I know is this — if I’m the Guiding Force watching this, I am canceling my travel plans for Nightmare and hiding in a bunker!”
Johnny: “Folks, what an opening match to kick off Polar Power 037! We’ve got more action coming your way, but for now, these four men have left it all in the ring!”
RESULT: TIME LIMIT DRAW BETWEEN THE BEASTS AND THE DISCIPLES OF NEGROPOLIS at the 30 MINUTE MARK
MEAN JACK MASON MISFIT NO MORE
The camera cuts to the backstage interview set — icy blue lighting, silver NPCW logo shimmering behind Smooth Samantha, who stands polished and poised, microphone in hand.
Smooth Samantha: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time… the reigning North Pole Champion, the reigning Universal Champion, and the man facing perhaps the most punishing weekend in NPCW history — Mean Jack Mason, accompanied by Polly Mason.”
Jack steps into frame, both championship belts draped arrogantly over his shoulders. Polly leans in close beside him, hands on his chest, smirking with unshakable confidence.
Smooth Samantha: “Jack, next week at Nightmare at the North Pole, you’re defending two championships on two nights. Night One, you defend the North Pole Championship against the Yeti. Night Two, you defend the Universal Championship against Krampus. Those are two of the most dangerous challengers in NPCW. I have to ask—how are you preparing for that kind of pressure?”
Jack lets out a slow, deliberate laugh — the kind that says he finds the question ridiculous.
Mean Jack Mason: “Pressure? Pressure is something other people feel, Samantha. Not me.
Yeti? He’s big, he’s strong, and he’s dumb enough to think he can take what’s mine.
Krampus? He’s loud, he’s ugly, and he’s the kind of monster parents use to scare their kids.”
He taps one belt with a finger.
“Me? I’m not scared of bedtime stories. I END bedtime stories. I’m the nightmare they warn each other about.”
Polly strokes the Universal title, smiling proudly.
Polly Mason: “Yeti and Krampus don’t understand Jack, Samantha. They’re coming to take gold, and Jack is coming to take everything else. The moment they step in the ring with him… their fate is sealed.”
Jack nods slowly.
Mean Jack Mason: “I beat Rudolph. I beat Arthur. I beat every so-called hero this place has thrown at me. Yeti… Krampus… they’re just next.”
Smooth Samantha: “Well, before you get to Nightmare at the North Pole, you have a match tonight — a non-title bout against your former partner, Negropolis. A man who knows you better than almost anyone. Is there any concern stepping in the ring with someone that unpredictable?”
Jack stiffens — not with fear, but annoyance.
Mean Jack Mason: “Negropolis doesn’t ‘know’ me. He thinks he does.”
Jack adjusts the North Pole title on his shoulder.
Mean Jack Mason: “We tagged together for a while. People laughed, people bought plush penguins, and the world loved their little circus act. But I wasn’t there to be a clown. I was there to dominate. I elevated him, Samantha. I gave him a spotlight he never earned.”
Polly folds her arms, glaring into the camera.
Polly Mason: “Negropolis is a joke. Jack built the Misfits, and Jack left because he outgrew the comedy act. Negropolis should thank him every day.”
Jack points to the camera, deadly serious.
Mean Jack Mason: “Tonight isn’t a reunion. It’s not nostalgia. It’s not a heartwarming story for the fans who love chanting ‘FLIPPERS.’ Tonight is a message.”
He steps closer, staring directly down the lens.
Mean Jack Mason: “A message to the Yeti. A message to Krampus. A message to anyone who thinks they can touch my kingdom.”
He tilts his head.
Mean Jack Mason: “Negropolis… tonight, I’m putting you down. Not because I hate you. Not because I care. But because I can. And because the whole world needs to remember…”
Jack raises both belts high.
Mean Jack Mason: “MEAN. JACK. MASON. Runs. This. Pole.”
Polly smirks and blows a mocking kiss to the camera.
Smooth Samantha: (composed but shaken) “Ladies and gentlemen… Mean Jack Mason.”
The camera fades back to ringside.
Johnny: “Welcome back to Polar Power, folks! It’s time for Match 2 — Robin Hood versus Jack Frost! A classic clash of styles: the Merry Marksman against the icy menace of the Wolf Pack!”
Eddie: “Classic clash? Johnny, this is a mismatch. Jack Frost is a precision instrument of cold, calculated destruction. Robin Hood is a guy who dresses like he lost a LARP tournament.”
Johnny: “Well the fans don’t agree—listen to this ovation for Robin Hood!”
Eddie: “Yeah, great, the crowd loves archery and stealing from the rich. Too bad neither of those things win wrestling matches.”
THE BELL RINGS
Johnny: “There’s the bell! Robin Hood explodes out of the corner — ARROW’D END! Early stunner from Robin Hood, he caught Frost by surprise!”
Eddie: “Hey! That was cheap! Frost wasn’t even iced up yet!”
Johnny: “Both men scrambling to their feet — and JACK FROST snaps on a Snowdrift Scissors! That head-scissors takedown plants Robin Hood right on the mat!”
Eddie: “Now THAT is how you wrestle! Smooth, clean, and infinitely better than whatever Robin just tried.”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Robin Hood shakes it off, hooks him—looks for the package piledriver early!”
Eddie: “Oh please, like he’s lifting Frost that easily.”
Johnny: “Jack Frost slips out, reverses it—AND THERE’S ANOTHER Snowdrift Scissors! Beautiful counter from Frost! He’s using Robin’s momentum against him every time!”
Eddie: “Because Frost is a professional, Johnny. Robin is a hobbyist with a cape.”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “Robin Hood fighting back now, big pop-up—POP-UP POWERBOMB! Robin Hood gets all of it!”
Eddie: “WHAT?! Frost was in the air one second and then—BAM! —paralyzed the next! That shouldn’t be legal!”
Johnny: “Jack Frost tries to rally, ARCTIC BLAST to the jaw! A stiff punch that echoes through the arena!”
Eddie: “That’s right! Hit him! Freeze him! End him!”
Johnny: “Both men standing, trading heavy blows now — incredible pace to this one!”
FOURTH MINUTE — THE ENDING
Johnny: “Robin Hood shoots behind—turns Frost over—SHARPSHOOTER! Robin Hood LOCKS IT IN DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!”
Eddie: “NO! NO! GET TO THE ROPES, FROST! GET TO THE ROPES, YOU BLUE-ICED BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!”
Johnny: “Frost is clawing, reaching, trying desperately to drag himself across the canvas!”
Eddie: “He’s almost—NO HE’S NOT! HE’S STUCK! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!”
Johnny: “Robin Hood sits deep—CRANKS BACK—Jack Frost is screaming—Frost is—HE TAPS! HE TAPS! JACK FROST SUBMITS!”
Eddie: “No! No! That’s fake! That’s fraud! No way Frost tapped! I refuse to believe it! The ref is in Robin’s pocket!”
Johnny: “Robin Hood with a huge victory heading into Nightmare at the North Pole! Momentum belongs to the Merry Marksman tonight!”
ROBIN HOOD DEFEATS JACK FROST VIA SUBMISSION at the 4 MINUTE MARK
Johnny: “Welcome back to Polar Power Episode 037! It’s time for Match 3 — Marcus the Beastmaster going one-on-one with Howler 2 of the Wolf Pack!”
Eddie: “This is a public service announcement, Johnny: if you are a Wolf Pack member, do NOT get in the ring with Marcus. He’s the one guy who can out-alpha the Alpha Wolf.”
Johnny: “Howler 2 looking confident though, circling around Marcus—”
Eddie: “Confident? That’s not confidence, Johnny. That’s denial. Big difference.”
THE BELL RINGS — FIRST MINUTE
Johnny: “Both men lock up—neither gaining ground yet—wait, Marcus transitions instantly into a BEARHUG! That’s raw power from the Beastmaster!”
Eddie: “Of course it is! That’s what happens when you train monsters, Johnny. You become one!”
Johnny: “Howler 2 is trying to break free, but Marcus is wrenching down with everything he has!”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus goes right back to the bearhug a second time! He’s dragging Howler around the ring like he weighs nothing!”
Eddie: “That’s because Marcus is wrestling a lightweight amateur. This isn’t a wolf — this is a chihuahua.”
Johnny: “Howler 2 is starting to fade already. This match has barely begun!”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus drops him—ELBOW DROP! He crashes down with pinpoint accuracy!”
Eddie: “Oh, you love to see it! Howler 2 is getting flattened like a bad pancake!”
Johnny: “Howler tries to cover up but Marcus is controlling every inch of this contest.”
FOURTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus charges—HEADBUTT from Marcus! And Howler counters with a jumping elbow drop! Great resilience shown there!”
Eddie: “NO! How dare he fight back!? Someone needs to remind Howler 2 that resisting the Beastmaster is dangerous to your health!”
FIFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus scoops him—SIDE SUPLEX! Huge impact!”
Eddie: “Throw him again! Don’t let him breathe!”
Johnny: “Howler 2 from the top—diving headbutt! He caught Marcus in the jaw!”
Eddie: “Oh sure, NOW he uses his head. Wonderful timing.”
SIXTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus catches him—ALPHA SLAM! The spinning sidewalk slam absolutely plants Howler 2!! Marcus covers—ONE! TWO—NO! Howler 2 kicks out!”
Eddie: “That should’ve been three! Honest Abe must’ve been daydreaming about Christmas cookies again!”
SEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus goes for another elbow—NO! Howler 2 rolls out and hits ANOTHER diving headbutt! Right between the eyes!”
Eddie: “Ugh! Somebody get this wolf a helmet, or better yet, get Marcus a bigger elbow!”
EIGHTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus shakes it off—SHOULDERBREAKER! He lifts Howler 2 like a child and drops him hard across the knee!”
Eddie: “That’s right! Snap him like a frozen twig!”
NINTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus—BEARHUG AGAIN! He’s going back to the strategy that’s worked all match!”
Eddie: “Why change perfection? He could squeeze the howling right out of him!”
Johnny: “Marcus with another cover—ONE! TWO! No! Howler 2 finds a way to survive!”
TENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Wait—What’s this? Wolf Pack interference! Howler 2 rolls Marcus up as the Pack grabs Marcus’ legs from outside!”
Eddie: “HEY! That’s cheating! Get those flea-bitten mutts out of here!”
Johnny: “ONE! But Marcus powers out! Marcus escapes the pin attempt despite the interference!”
Eddie: “Of course he does! Marcus is unstoppable!”
ELEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Marcus grabs Howler—CHOKESLAM!! But Howler counters IMMEDIATELY with a knee drop! Both men down after heavy impact!”
Eddie: “Howler 2 is fighting for his life! And it STILL won’t be enough!”
TWELFTH MINUTE — THE FINISH
Johnny: “Marcus catches him again—ALPHA SLAM!! ANOTHER spinning sidewalk slam! That one hit with twice the ferocity!”
Eddie: “Count it, Abe! Count it FAST!”
Johnny: “Marcus hooks the leg—ONE! TWO! THREE! It’s over! Marcus the Beastmaster dominates Howler 2!”
Eddie: “Good! Send him back to the kennel!”
Johnny: “A statement win from Marcus as we head toward Nightmare at the North Pole!”
MARCUS THE BEASTMASTER DEFEATS HOWLER 2 VIA PINFALL at the 12 MINUTE MARK
CONFIDENT CLAUSES
The camera fades into the festive NPCW backstage set — red velvet drapes, wreaths, and a giant blinking “NORTH POLE” sign. Smooth Samantha stands confidently between Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, both radiating determination.
Smooth Samantha: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus! Santa, next week at Nightmare at the North Pole, you face Sinister Klaus with a retirement clause in effect. If you lose, your in-ring career ends. How are you handling that pressure?”
Santa’s expression is solemn but unwavering as he rests one massive hand on the North Pole Championship–style belt buckle at his waist.
Santa Claus: “Samantha… Sinister Klaus thinks this is about ending Santa Claus. But what he forgets is this: Santa isn’t a job. Santa is a promise. A promise to the kids. To the families. To the world. If he believes a retirement clause is enough to break my spirit, then he’s been drinking too much of his own eggnog.”
He steps forward slightly, gaze hardening.
Santa Claus: “At Nightmare at the North Pole, I’m not fighting for my career —
I’m fighting for CHRISTMAS itself.”
Smooth Samantha: “Before you reach Sinister Klaus, you face Knecht Ruprecht tonight — an old, dangerous rival from your past. What’s your mindset heading into that match?”
Santa’s jaw tightens.
Santa Claus:
“Knecht Ruprecht… once my ally.
Now a creature lost in darkness.
Tonight isn’t about nostalgia, Samantha. It’s about closure.
Ruprecht will learn that no matter how far he’s fallen into the shadows…
the light of Christmas still burns brighter.”
Smooth Samantha: “Mrs. Claus, you’ve heard Santa’s words — but you also have a huge match at Nightmare at the North Pole. You’ll be teaming with Pearl the Tooth Fairy to take on the Blonde Bombshells. How are you preparing?”
Mrs. Claus smiles sweetly — but with unmistakable steel behind it.
Mrs. Claus:
“Pearl and I may make a charming pair, Samantha… but don’t let the sparkle fool you.
Pearl is one of the toughest, fastest, sharpest competitors in the women’s division. Fairy wings or not, she hits like a flying brick.”
She folds her arms confidently.
Mrs. Claus:
“And the Blonde Bombshells? They’re talented, glamorous… but they’re not prepared for what happens when holiday magic and tooth-fairy precision team up.
Next week, Pearl and I are giving them a reason to smile.
And maybe… a few missing teeth for her collection.”
Santa chuckles approvingly.
Santa Claus:
“The Claus family always delivers, Samantha.
Tonight, Ruprecht gets redemption.
Next week, Sinister Klaus gets justice.
And the whole world gets a Christmas they’ll never forget.”
Smooth Samantha: “Strong words from Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus. Back to you at ringside!”
Camera fades out on the Clauses standing united and determined.
Johnny: “Welcome back to Polar Power! It’s time for Match 4 — Polly Mason taking on Moon Silver! Two rising stars of the women’s division, and Eddie, this one is going to be fast and furious.”
Eddie: “Fast, furious, and probably embarrassing for Moon Silver. You don’t step into the ring with Polly Mason unless you enjoy pain or bad decisions.”
Johnny: “Well, Moon Silver’s no pushover, Eddie. She’s got strength, agility, and the full support of the Wolf Pack!”
Eddie: “Yeah, and Polly Mason’s got Jack Mason, the Primal Horde, AND actual talent. Advantage: Polly.”
THE BELL RINGS — FIRST MINUTE
Johnny: “Both women explode out of their corners—a Northern Lights Suplex from Polly! What a bridge! But Moon Silver answers right back with a HOWLING SLAM! A huge sidewalk slam that shakes the ring!”
Eddie: “I hate to admit it, Johnny… but that was a good slam. Still not good enough. Polly’s made of tougher stuff than silver.”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Moon Silver charges—ALPHA STRIKE! A massive spear takes Polly down!”
Eddie: “Oh come on! Polly was adjusting her stance! Wolf Pack trickery! I’m convinced.”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “Polly recovers—SLEEPER HOLD! She’s got Moon Silver trapped!”
Eddie: “There it is! Oxygen is overrated anyway. Moon Silver should just pass out gracefully.”
Johnny: “Moon Silver powers out—HOWLING SLAM again! She refuses to let Polly dictate the pace!”
FOURTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Moon Silver hits ANOTHER Howling Slam! That’s three in this match!”
Eddie: “If you repeat the same move that many times, it stops being strategy and starts being a cry for help.”
FIFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Both women collide mid-ring—Polly with a tornado DDT! Beautiful rotation!”
Eddie: “And Moon Silver answers with another slam! Why is she obsessed with sidewalks? Use a different part of the city!”
SIXTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Sleeper by Polly again! She’s draining Moon Silver’s stamina!”
Eddie: “Good! Put her to sleep and move on to bigger challenges.”
Johnny: “Moon Silver escapes—SITOUT POWERBOMB! What impact!”
Eddie: “That was… actually impressive. Still rooting against her.”
SEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Polly off the ropes—Front missile dropkick! Right on the jaw!”
Eddie: “That’s the kind of move that ruins orthodontic work. I approve.”
Johnny: “Moon Silver SPEARS her again with the Alpha Strike! These two are going all out!”
EIGHTH MINUTE
Johnny: “FINAL CRESCENDO!! Polly nails the spinning reverse DDT! A signature shot!”
Eddie: “Beautiful. Poetry in motion. Moon Silver didn’t even see her own ending coming.”
NINTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Northern Lights Suplex by Polly! But Moon Silver fires back with another Sitout Powerbomb!”
Eddie: “If Moon Silver hits one more move with the word ‘howling’ in it, I’m muting my own headset.”
TENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Polly attempts another Northern Lights—but Moon Silver reverses! Howling Slam—but Polly blocks it! Counter from Polly!”
Eddie: “That’s why she’s brilliant! She studies her opponents instead of barking like a pack animal.”
ELEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Oh come on! The Wolf Pack is howling on the outside—distracting Honest Abe!”
Eddie: “HEY! Throw them out! If this were MY show, the whole pack would be muzzled!”
Johnny: “Moon Silver tries to take advantage but gets nothing from it as Abe refocuses.”
TWELFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Running shoulder block from Moon Silver! Polly’s down!”
Eddie: “No worries. This is all part of Polly’s master plan. Probably.”
THIRTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Moon Silver goes for Full Moon Crush—NO! Polly counters in mid-air! Suplex by Polly!”
Eddie: “THAT’S MY GIRL! Counter the acrobat, dump her on the ground—simple wrestling brilliance.”
FOURTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Alpha Strike again! Moon Silver levels Polly!”
Eddie: “Ref, check for illegal shoulder padding! That spear is too effective!”
FIFTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Another Howling Slam by Moon Silver! She is throwing everything she’s got at Polly!”
Eddie: “Yeah, she’s throwing it, but Polly’s the only one aiming.”
SIXTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Neckbreaker! Perfectly executed by Polly Mason!”
Eddie: “There we go! Work the neck, soften the head—make her rethink joining the Wolf Pack.”
SEVENTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Twirling Spinning Kick by Polly! But the Wolf Pack grab her legs from outside!”
Eddie: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DISQUALIFY THEM! DISQUALIFY THE ENTIRE WOLF SPECIES!”
EIGHTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Moon Silver’s Pack slips her a foreign object—but she doesn’t get a chance to use it!”
Eddie: “Because even with cheating, they’re incompetent!”
NINETEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “TWIRLING SPINNING KICK AGAIN! Polly covers—ONE—but Moon Silver kicks out!”
Eddie: “She shouldn’t have kicked out. She should’ve stayed down and preserved some dignity.”
TWENTIETH MINUTE
Johnny: “Neckbreaker by Polly! Hooks the leg—TWO—and Moon Silver kicks out again!”
Eddie: “Why? What is she trying to prove? Just stay down!”
TWENTY-FIRST MINUTE — THE FINISH
Johnny: “FINAL DOSE!!! Polly Mason hits the Swinging Reverse STO! Moon Silver is DOWN!”
Eddie: “Count it! Count it! That’s the exclamation point!”
Johnny: “Honest Abe slides in—ONE! TWO! THREE! It’s over! Polly Mason wins a grueling back-and-forth battle!”
Eddie: “Of COURSE she won. She’s Polly Mason! The Wolf Pack should be embarrassed!”
Johnny: “What a match — Polly Mason stands tall heading into Nightmare at the North Pole!”
POLLY MASON DEFEATS MOON SILVER VIA PINFALL at the 21 MINUTE MARK
Johnny: “Welcome back to Polar Power! It’s time for Match 5 — Pearl the Tooth Fairy taking on Dorothy of the Blonde Bombshells! Eddie, this could have major implications heading into Nightmare at the North Pole.”
Eddie: “Implications? Sure. But let’s be honest, Johnny — Dorothy is a star. A Bombshell. A champion. Pearl? She’s… what… a magical dental hygienist?”
Johnny: “A world-class athlete and a fan favorite, Eddie.”
Eddie: “And probably carries floss in her boots. Intimidating.”
THE BELL RINGS — FIRST MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy charges IMMEDIATELY — ONE-ARMED NECKBREAKER SLAM! She plants Pearl hard just seconds into the match!”
Eddie: “See? That’s Kansas power, Johnny! Keep clicking your heels, Dorothy — this one’s already halfway home!”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Both women circling… testing each other… neither gaining ground—wait! Simultaneous strikes! Dorothy’s Emerald City Elbow collides with Pearl’s spinning back elbow!”
Eddie: “And Dorothy’s was better. Obviously. It’s Emerald City, not Enamel City.”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “Pearl surges forward—RUNNING SPINNING BACK ELBOW! Catches Dorothy right on the cheek!”
Eddie: “Careful! She needs that cheek for photoshoots! Someone fine Pearl immediately.”
FOURTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy spins—KANSAS CYCLONE! A tornado DDT with MASSIVE rotation!”
Eddie: “Cyclone season came early!”
Johnny: “But Pearl fires back mid-impact with the TOOTH BUSTER bulldog! What a counterexchange!”
Eddie: “Ridiculous. How do you hit someone while they’re spinning you like laundry?”
FIFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Pearl to the top—DIVING ELBOW DROP! Right across the sternum!”
Eddie: “That’s dental malpractice!”
SIXTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Both women charging—Dorothy with the Emerald City Elbow, Pearl with the hurricanrana—Pearl takes her over!”
Eddie: “I’m getting dizzy watching Pearl flip around like a hyperactive pixie.”
SEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Pearl locking in a SCISSORED ARMBAR! She’s stretching Dorothy out!”
Eddie: “Dorothy’s a Bombshell, not a pretzel!”
Johnny: “Dorothy refuses to tap out and powers through!”
EIGHTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Pearl goes for another elbow—Dorothy reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Huge impact by Dorothy!”
Eddie: “There we go! That’s the strength of the Bombshells, Johnny! Beauty AND power!”
NINTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy with a bodyslam attempt—but Pearl slips out and neutralizes it nicely.”
Eddie: “That’s not neutralizing, Johnny. That’s running away. Big difference.”
TENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy lifts—ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER! She is absolutely hammering Pearl’s back!”
Eddie: “Yes! Crush her spine, Dorothy! Do it for Kansas!”
ELEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy hits the running bulldog! Pearl is down! Dorothy hooks the leg—ONE, TWO—NO! Pearl kicks out!”
Eddie: “How?! Why?! Someone check Pearl’s pockets for fairy dust — she has to be cheating.”
TWELFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy tries another spinebuster—Pearl blocks it! Great ring IQ from Pearl!”
Eddie: “Ring IQ? More like luck. Even a broken wand gets magic once in a while.”
THIRTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “KANSAS CYCLONE AGAIN! Dorothy drilling Pearl into the mat!”
Eddie: “Spin class continues!”
Johnny: “But Pearl spikes Dorothy AGAIN with the Tooth Buster! She will not stay down!”
Eddie: “WHY is she still conscious?”
FOURTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy with a big bodyslam—Pearl responds instantly with ANOTHER Tooth Buster! These two are going move for move!”
Eddie: “Fine. Dorothy’s just letting her get tired. Strategic generosity.”
FIFTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Dorothy off the ropes—HUGE SPLASH! She crushes Pearl under her weight!”
Eddie: “YES! Land like a tornado on a farmhouse!”
Johnny: “Pearl fires up—double axe handles right to the head!”
Eddie: “Illegal! Probably!”
SIXTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Pearl nails the Tooth Buster again! Dorothy looks rattled!”
Eddie: “She slipped! Someone spilled mint toothpaste on the mat!”
SEVENTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX by Pearl! Picture-perfect execution!”
Eddie: “She had no right lifting a Bombshell like that! Outrageous!”
EIGHTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Both women swing — Dorothy hits the neckbreaker slam! Pearl hits THE TOOTH EXTRACTOR! Both down!”
Eddie: “Dorothy’s the only one who looks good doing it, though.”
Johnny: “Pearl covers—ONE! But Dorothy kicks out!”
NINETEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Backhand chop from Dorothy—big spinning elbow from Pearl in return!”
Eddie: “Stop letting her hit you, Dorothy! Your face is insured!”
TWENTIETH MINUTE — THE FINISH
Johnny: “Dorothy tries another Emerald City Elbow—Pearl leaps—DIVING ELBOW DROP! She caught Dorothy clean!”
Eddie: “NO! NO! She didn’t pay the toll to land in Oz!!”
Johnny: “Pearl hooks the leg—ONE! TWO! THREE! Pearl does it! Pearl gets a massive victory heading into Nightmare at the North Pole!”
Eddie: “Disgusting! A robbery! Dorothy deserves a recount!”
PEARL DEFEATS DOROTHY VIA PINFALL at the 20 MINUTE MARK
GUIDING FORCE
The camera fades to the backstage interview area where festive lanterns hang above Smooth Samantha, who stands beside the imposing, iconic duo known as The Guiding Force — Kris Kringle, stern and battle-weathered, and Rudolph, proud and focused, NPCW Tag Titles gleaming on their shoulders.
The crowd in the arena can be heard cheering faintly when the belts come into frame.
Smooth Samantha: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NPCW Tag Team Champions, The Guiding Force — Kris Kringle and Rudolph! Gentlemen, last week you defeated Grim Tidings’ Hans Trapp and Knecht Ruprecht in a hard-hitting tag team clash. How are you feeling after that victory?”
Rudolph steps forward first, adjusting his antler-inspired shoulder gear, confidence radiating.
Rudolph: “Samantha, last week wasn’t just a victory — it was a statement. Hans Trapp and Ruprecht are two of the darkest forces in Grim Tidings, and we met them head-on.
No tricks. No fear. No hesitation.”
He taps the tag belt proudly.
Rudolph: “The Guiding Force shines brightest when the shadows try to creep in. And last week, we reminded everyone — we don’t run from darkness. We cut right through it.”
Kris Kringle nods approvingly, eyes intense beneath his hooded cloak.
Smooth Samantha: “Kris, you were in rare form last week — brutal, focused, and unshakable as ever. What did that win mean to you?”
Kris’s voice is low, gravelly, carrying the weight of centuries.
Kris Kringle: “Hans Trapp and Ruprecht are monsters born of fear and cruelty. But I’ve fought their kind before… and I’ll fight them again. Last week proved one thing: The old strength still burns within me.”
He taps the center plate of his belt, eyes narrowing.
Kris Kringle: “When the wicked rise, The Guiding Force rises higher.”
Smooth Samantha: “Well, next week at Nightmare at the North Pole, the challenge gets even bigger. You’ll be defending those NPCW Tag Team Championships against the former champions — The Beasts of the Primal Horde. A team that has recently rediscovered their aggression. What are your thoughts heading into that title defense?”
Rudolph exhales, then smiles — the confident smile of a tag-team general.
Rudolph: “The Beasts are dangerous again. Marcus has them focused. They look stronger, faster, and more violent than they have in months.”
He places a hand on Kris’s shoulder.
Rudolph: “But make no mistake — We didn’t win these belts by accident. We are not just going to hand these titles back.”
He shakes his head firmly.
Rudolph: “The Beasts want their kingdom restored? They’ll have to go through every ounce of Guiding Force power to take it.”
Kris steps forward slowly, and even Samantha subtly leans back from the intensity in his eyes.
Kris Kringle: “The Beasts know rage. They know hunger. But next week… they will know resolve. The kind forged in winter storms… the kind born from purpose… the kind that cannot be broken.”
He lowers his voice to a chilling whisper.
Kris Kringle: “At Nightmare at the North Pole… the Beasts will not conquer. They will kneel.”
Smooth Samantha: “The Guiding Force — confident and unwavering as we head toward one of the biggest tag team matches of the year. Back to you, Johnny and Eddie!”
The camera fades, leaving the image of The Guiding Force standing tall, united, and ready for battle.
Johnny: “We are back on Polar Power, and folks, it’s time for a match the entire women’s division has been buzzing about — Snow White versus Moonshadow! Two top contenders, both heading toward massive opportunities at Nightmare at the North Pole!”
Eddie: “And only ONE of them is worth watching, Johnny — Moonshadow. She’s powerful, she’s ruthless, she’s a wolf. Snow White? She’s… a fairy-tale with a pulse.”
Johnny: “You say that now, Eddie, but Snow White has put away some big names lately—”
Eddie: “Big names? Please. The only thing she’s putting away tonight is a receipt for the beating she’s about to receive.”
THE BELL RINGS — FIRST MINUTE
Johnny: “Moonshadow wastes NO time — dragging Snow White across the ropes and raking the eyes! Honest Abe admonishing her immediately.”
Eddie: “Oh, boo hoo! It’s called establishing dominance, Johnny. Snow White’s lucky Moonshadow didn’t throw her to the wolves — literally.”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Moonshadow staying on the attack — NECKBREAKER! Snow White hits the mat hard!”
Eddie: “Yes! Bend her neck like a candy cane! Snow White’s in over her head.”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White fights back — HAPPILY NEVER AFTER! A huge swinging neckbreaker!”
Eddie: “HEY! She’s not allowed to steal the momentum!”
Johnny: “Moonshadow answers with a brutal Lunar Lariat! Both women throwing bombs early!”
FOURTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White—KISS OF SPITE! That single-knee facebreaker caught Moonshadow flush!”
Eddie: “Counter! Counter! Come on—YES! Flying knee drop by Moonshadow! She crushes her!”
FIFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White spikes her with the Thorn Crown Driver! That’s a violent spike DDT!”
Eddie: “Illegal! That’s too spiky! Someone check the rulebook!”
SIXTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Another Happily Never After from Snow White! Moonshadow is rocked!”
Eddie: “She’s FINE, Johnny. Wolves don’t get rattled. They get even.”
SEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White going for Kiss of Life — bridging dragon suplex — NO! Wolf Pack interference! They’re holding her legs!”
Eddie: “Beautiful strategy! Pack mentality! The Fairy-Tale Princess should’ve brought seven dwarves!”
EIGHTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Moonshadow cinches in the LYCAN LOCK — the dragon sleeper! Snow White’s in trouble!”
Eddie: “This is where wolves feast, Johnny!”
NINTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White slips out — KISS OF SPITE AGAIN! Moonshadow staggering!”
Eddie: “Lunar Lariat! Ha! That’s how you shut down a bedtime story!”
TENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White—ANOTHER Kiss of Spite! She’s firing on all cylinders!”
Eddie: “STOP USING THAT MOVE! It’s rude!”
ELEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Both women exchange heavy shots — Kiss of Spite from Snow White, Neckbreaker from Moonshadow! Absolute war in the ring!”
Eddie: “Good! Hurt each other more!”
TWELFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Thorn Crown Driver! Snow White has Moonshadow reeling!”
Eddie: “Lunar Lariat AGAIN! Moonshadow is fighting like the alpha she is!”
THIRTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Snow White hits Witch’s Justice! A huge modified Gory Bomb! She hooks the leg—ONE, TWO—NO! Moonshadow kicks out!”
Eddie: “She kicked out because she’s Moonshadow! Try killing the moon, Johnny! Can’t be done!”
FOURTEENTH MINUTE — THE FINISH
Johnny: “Snow White with an Enchanted Whirl — tornado DDT! She plants Moonshadow!”
Eddie: “Moonshadow’s STILL MOVING! Look! She’s got the neck—SHE’S GOT IT—LYCAN LOCK!!”
Johnny: “Moonshadow wraps Snow White up deep in that Dragon Sleeper! Snow White is fading—Honest Abe checking—SHE TAPS! SHE TAPS! SNOW WHITE SUBMITS!”
Eddie: “YES! The wolf reigns supreme! Send Snow White back to whatever candy-colored cottage she came from!”
Johnny: “A huge win for Moonshadow heading into Nightmare at the North Pole!”
MOONSHADOW DEFEATS SNOW WHITE VIA SUBMISSION at the 14 MINUTE MARK
Johnny: “It’s time for Match 7, folks — Santa Claus taking on the dark enforcer of Grim Tidings, Knecht Ruprecht! The history between these two stretches back centuries, and tonight they settle another chapter right here on Polar Power!”
Eddie: “And hopefully tonight is the final chapter for Santa! Ruprecht’s about to send that jolly fossil back to the North Pole nursing home!”
Johnny: “Come on, Eddie—Santa still has the fight of ten men!”
Eddie: “Sure, if those ten men are mall Santas.”
THE BELL RINGS — FIRST MINUTE
Johnny: “Ruprecht opens with a nasty OVERHEAD CHOP! You can hear that echo across the arena!”
Eddie: “YES! That’s how you start a match! Chop down the old oak tree!”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Santa fires back — TINSEL TOSS! Belly-to-belly suplex with authority!”
Eddie: “Oh look, the old man remembers how to lift something lighter than a sack of toys.”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “SLEIGH RIDE SLAM from Santa! He flattened Ruprecht!”
Eddie: “He flattened him because he tripped! Don’t give Santa credit for gravity!”
FOURTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Santa bursts forward — REINDEER CHARGE! But Ruprecht stomps the leg on impact! Both men hammering away!”
Eddie: “I love it! Take out Santa’s wheels and the sleigh crashes!”
FIFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Another Sleigh Ride Slam! Santa is rolling now!”
Eddie: “Unacceptable! Somebody check his eggnog for performance enhancers!”
SIXTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Reindeer Charge AGAIN! He mows Ruprecht down!”
Eddie: “Why does Santa get to charge? Shouldn’t the reindeer be doing the running?”
SEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Reindeer Charge number three! Ruprecht can’t stop it!”
Eddie: “Somebody throw a snowdrift in his path!”
EIGHTH MINUTE
Johnny: “GOOD TIDINGS! A hard slap to the head—Santa’s signature humiliation strike!”
Eddie: “He should be disqualified! That’s assault by holiday cheer!”
NINTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Good Tidings AGAIN—wait! Fenwick Grimbough is on the apron waving the rulebook and screaming at Santa!”
Eddie: “He’s trying to educate Santa! Somebody has to!”
Johnny: “Ruprecht rolls him up—ONE! But Santa kicks out!”
Eddie: “That was three! Honest Abe needs glasses—bigger ones!”
TENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Ruprecht tries forearm smashes—Santa blocks them!”
Eddie: “Stop blocking! Take your medicine like a man, Claus!”
ELEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Sleigh Ride Slam again! Ruprecht responds with a face rip—he’s going after Santa’s beard!”
Eddie: “Good! Rip it off! It’s fake anyway!”
Johnny: “IT IS NOT!”
TWELFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Both men collide—Reindeer Charge from Santa, Giant Swing from Ruprecht! What a collision!”
Eddie: “Swing him harder! Send him back to the North Pole by centrifugal force!”
THIRTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “GOOD TIDINGS AGAIN! Santa covers—ONE, TWO—NO! Ruprecht kicks out!”
Eddie: “Because he’s the better man! The darker man! The more GERMANIC man!”
FOURTEENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Back and forth — Good Tidings! Overhead Chop! These two are beating the stuffing out of each other!”
Eddie: “As long as the stuffing comes OUT of Santa, I’m happy.”
FIFTEENTH MINUTE — THE FINISH
Johnny: “SANTA LIFTS HIM—CANDY CANE CRUSH!!! The bearhug! He’s squeezing the life out of Ruprecht!”
Eddie: “No! No! Bite him! Kick him! DO SOMETHING!”
Johnny: “Ruprecht is fading—Honest Abe checking—AND HE TAPS! HE TAPS! KNECHT RUPRECHT SUBMITS!”
Eddie: “NOOO! The old man wins again?! This is a disgrace to holiday villains everywhere!”
SANTA CLAUS DEFEATS KNECHT RUPRECHT VIA SUBMISSION at the 15 MINUTE MARK
POST-MATCH SEGMENT
Johnny: “Santa stands tall—BUT WAIT, WHAT’S THIS?! Hans Trapp and Belsnickel jump the barricade! They’re in the ring attacking Santa from behind!”
Eddie: “YES! The cavalry has arrived! Grim Tidings in full force!”
Johnny: “It’s a three-on-one assault! Santa is being beaten down—no mercy at all!”
Eddie: “This is the real Christmas spirit, Johnny! Cold, cruel, and efficient!”
Johnny: “And here comes Sinister Klaus! And Fenwick Grimbough! Now it’s five-on-one!! This is disgusting!”
Eddie: “This is beautiful! This is historic! RETIRE HIM NOW!”
Sinister Klaus enters the ring slowly, savoring every second. He gestures, and Fenwick hands him a lead pipe.
Johnny: “No—NO! He’s not going to do this! He said he wasn’t waiting for Nightmare at the North Pole—he wants to retire Santa TONIGHT!”
Sinister Klaus raises the pipe—
Eddie: “DO IT! END THE HOLIDAY!”
But suddenly—
THE GUIDING FORCE HIT THE RING!
Johnny: “KRIS KRINGLE! RUDOLPH! The NPCW Tag Team Champions storm the ring! Grim Tidings bails out instantly!”
Eddie: “No! They had him right where they wanted him!”
Johnny: “Sinister Klaus escapes up the ramp, pipe in hand, snarling at the Guiding Force as they shield Santa!”
Eddie: “Ugh! This was supposed to be Santa’s retirement party! Now it’s ruined!”
Johnny: “Santa Claus narrowly escapes disaster tonight — but Sinister Klaus made his intentions clear. Next week at Nightmare at the North Pole… he means to END Santa’s career.”
Eddie: “And I hope he brings TWO pipes!”
Johnny: “Folks, what a moment — and we’ve still got our MAIN EVENT coming up next!”
NEGROPOLIS - MISFIT OF DESTRUCTION
The camera cuts to a dimly lit backstage corner — purple lanterns flicker, shadows swirl, and a fog machine is absolutely working overtime. Smooth Samantha stands composed despite the eerie ambiance as Negropolis steps into frame, Trench coat trailing, eyes wide with theatrical menace, skull mask glinting.
Beside him stands the ever-cheerful but absolutely jovial Father MacDougal, wearing a black tuxedo. Flippers the Penguin waddles proudly at Negropolis’s feet, squeaking with delight.
Behind them loom the silent, ominous Disciples of Negropolis, arms folded, creating an intimidating wall.
Samantha offers a polite—but cautious—smile.
Smooth Samantha: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with Negropolis and the Obsidian Covenant. Negropolis, tonight you face your former tag team partner, Mean Jack Mason. The world wants to know… how are you feeling going into this match?”
Negropolis tilts his head dramatically, as if listening to some invisible cosmic whisper. Father MacDougal leans in excitedly, as though expecting an explosion of madness. Flippers flaps his wings in anticipation.
Negropolis: “How do I feel, Samantha?”
He spreads his arms, mask glowing like it has its own sentience.
Negropolis: “I feel the RUMBLE… of forgotten tombs! I feel the ECHOES… of ancient betrayal! I feel the SHIVER… of destiny cracking its knuckles!”
Flippers squeaks loudly.
Negropolis nods at the penguin, acknowledging his contribution.
Negropolis: “You see, Jack Mason and I once danced upon the frozen battlements of destiny. Brothers-in-arms! Titans of chaos! Partners in mayhem! We soared like two comets blazing across the night sky!”
Father MacDougal wipes away an emotional tear.
Negropolis: “But then… THEN… he chose dominion. He chose betrayal. He chose—”
He leans into the camera, eyes wild.
“—to break the bond of the Misfit Brotherhood!”
Flippers lets out an angry squawk and points his tiny flipper, as if accusing Jack directly through the screen.
Smooth Samantha: “Negropolis, many would say that Jack Mason has changed—becoming more ruthless, more ambitious, more dangerous. Do you see tonight as a chance for revenge?”
Negropolis pauses. Father MacDougal nods vigorously as if this is the greatest question ever asked.
Negropolis: “Revenge…?”
He strokes his chin theatrically.
Negropolis: “No, Samantha… not revenge. REVAAAAMP!”
MacDougal gasps in awe. The Disciples don’t move an inch.
Negropolis: “Jack Mason thinks he is the MASTER of the Primal Horde. The ALPHA MALE of NPCW. The KING of the North Pole!”
He suddenly laughs — loud, chaotic, echoing off the walls.
Negropolis: “But tonight? Tonight he meets the Phantom of the Obsidian Descent! Tonight he meets the Shadow of the Frozen Abyss! Tonight he meets the ONE MAN in NPCW who knows his secrets…”
Flippers raises his flippers dramatically.
Negropolis: “…and the ONE PENGUIN who knows where he sleeps!”
Father MacDougal: “Och, Samantha, Jack Mason messed with the wrong Covenant! Tonight, the skies will crack open, the runways will freeze, and the storm of Negropolis shall descend upon that pretender champion like a blizzard o’ DOOM!”
Smooth Samantha simply blinks, processing the chaos.
Negropolis: “Jack Mason… once we were partners. Friends. Brothers of chaos. Tonight, you shall learn this truth…”
He lifts Flippers dramatically.
Negropolis: “You should NEVER have abandoned… THE MISFITS!”
Flippers lets out an adorably fierce battle squeak.
Negropolis points straight into the camera.
Negropolis: “Tonight… your reign trembles. Tonight… your arrogance cracks. Tonight… the Obsidian Covenant RISES.”
The Disciples silently step forward, creating a powerful visual as the screen fades.
Johnny: “Ladies and gentlemen… it is MAIN EVENT TIME! Mean Jack Mason versus Negropolis! Former tag partners, former Misfits of Mayhem—now on opposite sides of the North Pole! Eddie, this is personal.”
Eddie: “Personal for Negropolis maybe, Johnny. For Mean Jack Mason? This is a warm-up. A tune-up. A chance to pin a clown to the mat and get home early.”
Johnny: “Negropolis doesn’t look like he’s here to clown around tonight. He’s intense. Focused.”
Eddie: “Focused? He brought a penguin and a pilot wearing goggles. That’s not ‘focused,’ Johnny—that’s a cry for help.”
THE BELL RINGS — FIRST MINUTE
Johnny: “And here we go—Negropolis charges in! Ace MacDougal pointing out a weakness, shouting something at Mason—AND NEGROPOLIS ROLLS HIM UP!”
Eddie: “WHAT?! No! He can’t do that right at the start! It’s illegal to surprise a champion!”
Johnny: “Mason kicks out—Mason reverses—Negropolis reverses THAT—ANOTHER PIN ATTEMPT!”
Eddie: “Stop rolling around like laundry! Fight fair!”
Johnny: “ONE! TWO—NO! Mason powers out! What a chaotic opening!”
SECOND MINUTE
Johnny: “Mason regains control—PERSONALITY DISORDER! The stunner plants Negropolis!”
Eddie: “That’s what I’m talking about! End the madness early! Send the circus home!”
THIRD MINUTE
Johnny: “Mason with a FINAL DIAGNOSIS elbow drop! But Negropolis catches him with a hurricanrana! Incredible athleticism!”
Eddie: “Of COURSE the lunatic flips around the ring. Someone get him a trampoline sponsorship.”
FOURTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Mason unloading with THERAPY SESSION—rapid-fire punches! Negropolis trying to recover—Ace MacDougal shouting encouragement from ringside!”
Eddie: “Oh great, now he’s getting therapy from a retired pilot. This whole faction needs medication.”
FIFTH MINUTE
Johnny: “PERSONALITY DISORDER AGAIN! Mason just spiked him!”
Eddie: “YES! That’s what happens when you try out-wrestling a champion, Johnny—you get your personality rearranged!”
Johnny: “Negropolis STILL fights back with another hurricanrana!”
Eddie: “WHY won’t he stay down?!”
SIXTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Wait—Polly Mason is on the apron! She’s singing—she’s dancing—distracting Negropolis!”
Eddie: “A perfect tactical maneuver! Give that woman an Emmy!”
Johnny: “Negropolis takes advantage anyway—SNAP SUPLEX! Huge impact!”
Eddie: “HEY! He’s not allowed to ignore the distraction!”
SEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Mason with ANOTHER Personality Disorder! Hooks the leg—ONE! TWO—NO! Negropolis kicks out again!”
Eddie: “WHY. WON’T. HE. LOSE.”
EIGHTH MINUTE
Johnny: “FINAL DIAGNOSIS from Mason! He goes for another cover—ONE! TWO—NO AGAIN! Negropolis refuses to stay down!”
Eddie: “I’m blaming the penguin. Flippers is interfering spiritually.”
NINTH MINUTE
Johnny: “SHUT-IN SLAM! A huge spinebuster! Mason nearly drove Negropolis through the mat!”
Eddie: “End it! END IT!”
TENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Negropolis goes for the DOOM BOMB—BUT MASON REVERSES IT! RUDE AWAKENING! Lou Thesz press by the champ!”
Eddie: “That’s it! Wrap it up! He can’t survive this!”
Johnny: “Cover—ONE! TWO—NO! Negropolis refuses to quit!”
Eddie: “OH COME ON!”
ELEVENTH MINUTE
Johnny: “Negropolis out of nowhere—DRAGON SUPLEX! What a bridge!”
Eddie: “That’s illegal! Nobody told Mason he’d have to wrestle an ACTUAL athlete tonight!”
TWELFTH MINUTE — THE SHOCKER
Johnny: “Mason with a low blow—Family Jewels Therapy—OH COME ON!”
Eddie: “It’s tactical brilliance!”
Johnny: “BUT NEGROPOLIS FIGHTS THROUGH IT—DOOM BOMB! HE HIT IT CLEAN!”
Eddie: “NO NO NO NO—SOMEONE STOP THE COUNT!”
Johnny: “HE HAS THE LEGS HOOKED—ONE! TWO! THREE! HE DID IT! NEGROPOLIS HAS PINNED MEAN JACK MASON!”
Eddie: “NOOOOOOO! THIS IS A CRIME! THIS IS A TRAVESTY! THIS IS—THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT IN NPCW HISTORY!”
Johnny: “This is a MASSIVE UPSET! The crowd is exploding! Negropolis just pinned the double champion!”
Eddie: “Double champion?! After this he’s a DOUBLE EMBARRASSMENT! Jack Mason was ROBBED!”
Johnny: “Robbed nothing—Negropolis just earned the biggest win of his career!”
Eddie: “I’m going to be sick.”
Johnny: “Folks—this changes EVERYTHING heading into Nightmare at the North Pole!”
NEGROPOLIS DEFEATS MEAN JACK MASON VIA PINFALL at the 12 MINUTE MARK
SHOW CLOSING
Johnny: “Ladies and gentlemen, what a night it has been here on Polar Power Episode 037! We witnessed a shocking main event — Negropolis pinning Mean Jack Mason, the double champion, in the center of the ring!”
Eddie: “Shocking? SHOCKING?! It was a fluke, Johnny! A cosmic accident! A cat tripping on a piano! Jack Mason is the greatest champion in NPCW history, and that match should be stricken from the record!”
Johnny: “Eddie, whether you like it or not, Negropolis scored the biggest win of his career — and the timing couldn’t be more important.”
Eddie: “Don’t remind me. Nightmare at the North Pole is next weekend, and now Jack’s going in with ‘momentum issues.’ Great. Fantastic.”
HYPING NIGHTMARE AT THE NORTH POLE
Johnny: “And speaking of next weekend — NPCW fans, Nightmare at the North Pole is just DAYS away! Two nights, two supercards, championship glory on the line!”
Eddie: “Nightmare at the North Pole — the one show where half the roster walks in with titles and the other half walks out in body casts! I cannot wait.”
Johnny: “Night One — Jack Mason defends his North Pole Championship against the Yeti!”
Eddie: “Which he will win easily, after he shakes off this clown-fluke-loss tonight.”
Johnny: “Night Two — Mason defends the Universal Championship against Krampus!”
Eddie: “And THAT match, Johnny, is where Mason proves he is the TRUE force of darkness around here! Krampus should be terrified!”
Johnny: “Plus — Santa Claus faces Sinister Klaus with a retirement clause! If Santa loses, his legendary career comes to an end!”
Eddie: “And let me be the first to say — it’s ABOUT TIME!”
Johnny: “We’ll also see big tag team action as the Guiding Force defends against the Beasts!”
Eddie: “Oh, that one will be fun. The Beasts might actually eat somebody.”
Johnny: “The women’s division is packed too — Goldie Locks chasing the Queen of the North Title, Snow White vs. Luciana, and the Grimm Sisters in tag action!”
Eddie: “Not to mention Mrs. Claus and Pearl teaming up. I hope the Bombshells bring helmets.”
FINAL SIGN-OFF
Johnny: “Folks, tonight set the table. We saw Santa survive a vicious Grim Tidings ambush thanks to the Guiding Force… Polly Mason pick up a huge win… Moonshadow score a major submission… and Negropolis shock the world.”
Eddie: “Shock the world? He shocked ME, Johnny — and I hate being shocked.”
Johnny: “Next weekend, everything comes to a head. Titles, pride, careers — all hang in the balance at Nightmare at the North Pole! Don’t miss a single moment!”
Eddie: “Bring your cocoa, bring your blankets, and bring someone to hold onto — because this is going to be the wildest Nightmare yet!”
Johnny: “For Eddie Ellington, I’m Johnny ‘The Mic’ Michaels — thank you for joining us, and we’ll see you NEXT WEEK at Nightmare at the North Pole! Reminder Polar Power will return in 2026! Good night, everyone!”
Eddie: “Good night — and good luck, Jack Mason. You’re gonna need it.”
FINAL COMMERCIAL
NPCW PRESENTS… THE MOST UNHINGED, MOST EXPLOSIVE, MOST PROFIT-DRIVEN
🎄❄️ NIGHTMARE AT THE NORTH POLE — NIGHT 2 COMMERCIAL!! ❄️🎄
“Where the snow is white, the stakes are deadly, and Scrooge is charging triple!”
[OPEN ON SCROOGE IN A GIANT SOLID-GOLD SLEIGH]
He whips the reins—
The sleigh is pulled by EIGHT GIANT CREDIT CARDS with eyes.
Synth-rock BLASTS. Fireworks shaped like dollar signs explode behind him.
SCROOGE (absolutely shrieking):
“HELLOOOO, YOU WONDERFUL, OVERSPENDING FANATICS! NIGHT 2 IS HERE, AND I’VE JACKED UP THE PRICES SO HIGH YOU’LL HAVE TO TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE JUST TO WATCH THE PRE-SHOW!! LET’S MAKE SOME MOOONEY!!!”
MATCH HIGHLIGHTS
1. Snow White vs Luciana Albano
Snow White swings a glittering war-hammer shaped like an apple.
Luciana Albano appears in a storm of moonlight and Italian opera.
Scrooge:
“SNOW WHITE RETURNS! …which means MORE T-SHIRTS SOLD! BUY THREE, GET NONE FREE!”
2. WARGAMES — Champions of Camelot + Prince Charming vs Monster Bash + Black Knight
Two steel cages collide in midair and fuse into a MEGA CAGE.
Arthur raises Excalibur.
Frankenstein sparks with lightning.
Dragon King breathes actual pyro so hot it melts the screen.
Scrooge (sliding across camera like a used-car salesman):
“FIVE HEROES! FIVE MONSTERS! ONE CAGE! AND NO INSURANCE COVERAGE WHATSOEVER!!”
3. Grimm Sisters vs Penny Coppersnap & Sorina
Penny holds a wrench, Sorina flips a coin that glows ominously.
The Grimm Sisters cackle in unison.
Scrooge:
“CAN LIGHTNING STRIKE TWICE?! AND IF IT DOES, CAN I BOTTLE IT AND SELL IT FOR $19.95?!”
4. Marcus the Beastmaster (w/ Polly) vs Big Bad Wolf
Marcus howls while flexing.
Big Bad Wolf howls while body-slamming a pine tree.
Polly sparkles with mysterious confidence.
Scrooge:
“A BEASTMASTER! A WOLF! FUR EVERYWHERE! SOMEONE CALL MY ACCOUNTANT FOR A SPECIAL CLEANING FEE!!”
5. UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH
Mean Jack Mason (C) vs Krampus**
Krampus stomps a flaming sleigh.
Mason cracks his knuckles while Polly smirks behind him.
Scrooge, drooling over a stack of title belts:
“UNIVERSAL GOLD! FESTIVE VIOLENCE! HORNS VS HATE!! THIS IS WHY I INVESTED IN HOLIDAY COMBAT SPORTS!!!”
6. QUEEN OF THE NORTH TITLE MATCH
Lilith (C) vs Goldie Locks**
Lilith emerges from a swirling vortex of seductive shadow.
Goldie Locks SPARKLES like a walking Christmas tree made of glamour.
Scrooge fans himself with stock certificates:
“THE ALPHA QUEEN OF DARKNESS VS THE ALPHA QUEEN OF HAIRSPRAY—
AND I’M CHARGING YOU FOR EVERY SINGLE DROP OF DRAMA!!”
7. NPCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The Guiding Force (Rudolph & Kris Kringle) (C) vs The Beasts**
Rudolph’s nose glows so intensely it BREAKS A CAMERA.
Kris Kringle lifts a reindeer statue with one arm.
The Beasts roar while Marcus and Polly hype them up.
Scrooge leaps in front of them, screaming:
“A REMATCH! A RIVALRY! A CASH COW!! SOMEBODY SELL ACTION FIGURES—FAST!!”
8. MAIN EVENT — BEST 2 OF 3 FALLS
🔥 LOSER… MUST… RETIRE 🔥
SANTA CLAUS vs SINISTER KLAUS**
Snow blows wildly.
The arena lights flicker red and white.
Santa Claus steps forward holding a giant candy-cane great-axe.
Sinister Klaus glides in surrounded by blue hellfire.
SCROOGE (so excited he’s hyperventilating):
“RETIREMENT! CAREER-ENDING CONSEQUENCES! EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!
THIS IS THE KIND OF HOLIDAY CHEER THAT MAKES ME FILTHY RICH!!!”
He grabs the camera with both hands:
“ONE SANTA WILL REMAIN. ONE SANTA WILL FALL.
AND I’M CHARGING FULL PRICE FOR THE TEARS!!!”
FINAL MONTAGE
Goldie Locks launching glitter like a missile
Krampus roaring flames at a gingerbread house
Arthur stabbing the air and accidentally turning on laser pyros
Scrooge riding a tidal wave of money shouting “TO THE BANK!!”
Santa and Sinister Klaus clashing like two Christmas-themed titans
Snowflakes exploding like fireworks
Yeti screaming even though he’s not on Night 2
Flippers moonwalking on ice for no reason
Scrooge counting money while everything explodes behind him
🎄 NIGHTMARE AT THE NORTH POLE — NIGHT 2 🎄
THIS SUNDAY! 7 PM! LIVE FROM SCROOGE’S GLACIER PLEX!
SCROOGE (laughing maniacally):
“BE THERE… OR I’LL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO CHARGE YOU ANYWAY!!!”
VOICEOVER:
“Night 2… because the only thing deadlier than Christmas… is CAPITALISM.”
Cue final explosion shaped like Santa’s face.
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